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Leech_Killer
02-13-2003, 10:02 AM
A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with them. Just then, she hears a blood curdling scream! "What was that," she asks. "Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter. "It's just someone getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their halo." A few seconds later, she hears another agonized
scream, this one even more terrible than the one before. "What was that," she asks anxiously. "Oh, don't worry," replies Saint Peter soothingly. "It's just someone getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their wings." The lady starts to back away. "Where are you going," queries Saint Peter. "I think I'll go downstairs, if it's all the same to you," she answers. "But you can't go there," says Saint Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized!" "It's OK," says the lady. "I've already got the holes for that. :D

ABEO
02-15-2003, 04:42 AM
LOL this is good!! :D

Creeping Death
02-16-2003, 04:11 PM
:D hahahah lmao

"The Avatar Man"
02-16-2003, 04:17 PM
yeah nice one!