Have You Ever Been Caught?

[brotherdoobie]

I have.

I was a young man at the time.
It was my second year in the Army......I had recently broken up
with my girlfriend and was very lonely :(

My roommate was out for the evening and I had nothing but time on my hands
(this was about to change ;) )
So I popped in a Marvin Gaye album.....Lit some candles and had
a few drinks.

Next thing you know.....I'm lying on my bed with a bottle of hand lotion
a picture of my roommates mother (Yes I know shame on me :">)
but she was hot and I was young and horny! (Stacy's Mom doesn't have a thing
on this woman :wub:)

Well I'm going at it like theirs no tomorrow........and Surprise in walks my
my roommate,his Mother and Father.

Moral of the story.............Make sure you lock the door when you masturbate ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

[james_bond_rulez]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@4 December 2003 - 23:58
I'm lying on my bed with a bottle of hand lotion
a picture of my roommates mother (Yes I know shame on me :">)

Well I'm going at it like theirs no tomorrow........and Surprise in walks my
my roommate,his Mother and Father.
:lol: :lol:

What did your roommate/his mother/his father say/do to you?

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:D We have all been there doobie.Jerk it! :D

Ask the Mother to stand there for a Moment. :blink:

[Darth Sushi]

A little jerk before work, Doobie? :P BTW, what did you do in the army? Don't tell me, you're an artillery dude shooting off his cannon. :rolleyes:

[Afronaut]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@5 December 2003 - 10:41
Ask the Mother to stand there for a Moment. :blink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That has to be embarassaing, but No, havent got caught,
atleast that i know of. Lock the doors, i say. ;)

Cheers:
-GS-

[Yogi]

What's this 'bout "getting caught"?????

How can you get "caught" doing the best thing you can do to yourself!!!!

In that case i love to get caught!!!

So i would rephrase it to:

Did anyone ever notice you having a "solo" ball??

And did he/she have fun???

AllwaysHandsInThePants-Yogs-MineOrHers.....

[dwightfry]

I few years ago I was at my computer looking at porn and my dad knocked on the door. I didn't even know anyone was home. I didn't have a lock on my door so I stuck a large vacuum in front of it just to be safe. When my dad knocked I just asked what he wanted, he took that as a cue to come in. He was forcing the door open and I sat in a chair with my pants down. I yelled at him "DON'T COME IN". He backed off immediatly, said what he needed to say and left. I don't know if he saw what I was doing or not. It was never mentioned again. :">

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I'm not even gonna go into this :ph34r:

But the answer is "No" I've never been caught :)

Jonno B)

[Cloud.]

Ive never been caught trick is look at the porn on the PC wait till its stiff then rub up and down on the floor I never use my hands just let it all go into your underpants it evaporates easy

[AussieSheila]

:-" :"> :">

Yep, when I was 13, by my sister's boyfriend. Oh crap! All these years later, still blushing.

:huh: :o ;) :lol:

[Riddler]

One time...in band camp....my right hand caught my left hand in ' The Act '....and my right hand wouldn't come out of my pocket for two weeks.



:P

[Cloud.]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@6 December 2003 - 00:44
:-" :"> :">

Yep, when I was 13, by my sister's boyfriend. Oh crap! All these years later, still blushing.

:huh: :o ;) :lol:
Now that sounds sexy :o

[phAnt0m buRn]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@5 December 2003 - 13:44
:-" :"> :">

Yep, when I was 13, by my sister's boyfriend. Oh crap! All these years later, still blushing.

:huh: :o ;) :lol:
Are you gay by any chance?

:P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Only kidding. No offense taken... I wonder.

[MetroStars]

I have never bin caught having a quick pull.. :lol:

but my mother has found my stash of porn mags more than 1nce...

[TheDave]

i dont think ive ever been caught. ive had my pc freeze on pr0n and people walk in, and forgotten to clear history a few times <_<

[phAnt0m buRn]

There&#39;s an easy solution to your manhood problems.

Wear a penis mitten&#33;

Intruders will never know&#33;

[Virgo]

No, not really...

Because usually my family will knock and in the place where I do, no one can walk in on me anyway so...

[ibelledthecat]

i always do it in the toilet and lock the door so my parents think that i m shitting but i actually shag inside. :angel1: :angel1:

[AussieSheila]

Originally posted by phAnt0m buRn+6 December 2003 - 00:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (phAnt0m buRn @ 6 December 2003 - 00:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-AussieSheila@5 December 2003 - 13:44
:-"&nbsp; :">&nbsp; :">

Yep, when I was 13, by my sister&#39;s boyfriend. Oh crap&#33; All these years later, still blushing.

:huh:&nbsp; :o&nbsp; ;)&nbsp; :lol:
Are you gay by any chance?

:P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Only kidding. No offense taken... I wonder. [/b][/quote]
:o NO&#33; I hate seafood&#33;

B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@5 December 2003 - 18:17

:o NO&#33; I hate seafood&#33;

B)
:lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol:

Great comeback Andie :lol: :lol:

I never got caught doing it but my mum did find my porn <_< She drew flowers in vases over the ladies lower parts and smilie faces on the tits <_< <_<

Had to go nick more :lol: :lol:

But as a bonus I found my dad movies :D :dev:

Jonno B)

[AussieSheila]

:huh: Yeah, I found my Dad&#39;s porn boods too,. I lided em but ld-nt ask me tom0orrw, lol you&#39;&#39;l probly get a different anser or whatever

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@5 December 2003 - 18:29
:huh: Yeah, I found my Dad&#39;s porn boods too,. I lided em but ld-nt ask me tom0orrw, lol you&#39;&#39;l probly get a different anser or whatever
:blink: Uh oh...me thinks Andie been at the shandy again :rolleyes: :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 December 2003 - 07:58
I have.

I was a young man at the time.
It was my second year in the Army......I had recently broken up
with my girlfriend and was very lonely :(

My roommate was out for the evening and I had nothing but time on my hands
(this was about to change ;) )
So I popped in a Marvin Gaye album.....Lit some candles and had
a few drinks.

Next thing you know.....I&#39;m lying on my bed with a bottle of hand lotion
a picture of my roommates mother (Yes I know shame on me :">)
but she was hot and I was young and horny&#33; (Stacy&#39;s Mom doesn&#39;t have a thing
on this woman :wub:)

Well I&#39;m going at it like theirs no tomorrow........and Surprise in walks my
my roommate,his Mother and Father.

Moral of the story.............Make sure you lock the door when you masturbate ;)


Peace brotherdoobie
omg to funny :lol: but i feel ya man me too,but by my cuz u right gotta check them doors to make sure there locked. :blink: thats my face when she walked in :blink:

[thisiswhoweare]

wasnt locks made for stopping ppl walking in on you getting happy?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by thisiswhoweare@5 December 2003 - 20:11
wasnt locks made for stopping ppl walking in on you getting happy?
supose to but there times u jus forget :(

[AussieSheila]

:o Sheeeeet&#33; It wasn&#39;t shandy it was bourbon and all night its morning still pissed but did I really say that ok editing and lmao&#33;

:angry: not much point in editing when I&#39;be already been quoted. I didn&#39;t say that&#33; lmfao&#33;

B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@5 December 2003 - 07:31
I&#39;m not even gonna go into this :ph34r:

But the answer is "No" I&#39;ve never been caught :)

Jonno B)
I suppose that would depend on your definition of "being caught". :-"

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD+5 December 2003 - 22:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 5 December 2003 - 22:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@5 December 2003 - 07:31
I&#39;m not even gonna go into this :ph34r:

But the answer is "No" I&#39;ve never been caught :)

Jonno B)
I suppose that would depend on your definition of "being caught". :-" [/b][/quote]
Not caught on.............ok I&#39;ll be quiet here :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mr. Mulder]

I once came very close to being caught. I was watching a porno late night on Channel 5 and was half way there when my dad practicaly bursted into my room ...in the space of a few seconds I managed to change the channel and put "it" away. ...thats the closest I&#39;ve ever come to being caught ;) ...it was about three years ago...

[bujub22]

has any women ever been caught ? who will tel there dirty secret :)

[NikkiD]

Again, that all depends on your perception of being caught.

If you mean has anyone ever seen me masterbate, yes, they have. If you mean has anyone ever walked into the room while I was doing it, yes they have - but it wasn&#39;t a bad thing. If you mean my mother or something like that - then no, I haven&#39;t been caught.

[Smith]

im suprised i havnt been cought :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@5 December 2003 - 23:09
Again, that all depends on your perception of being caught.

If you mean has anyone ever seen me masterbate, yes, they have. If you mean has anyone ever walked into the room while I was doing it, yes they have - but it wasn&#39;t a bad thing. If you mean my mother or something like that - then no, I haven&#39;t been caught.
Well I have s................nah, never mind :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[namzuf9]

Man, the amount of times my mum threw out my jazz mag stash when I was living at home :">

I&#39;ve never been caught flogging the log before but I got caught in the act with an old girlfriend by her old man. We was at this crappy Wedding Reception in the pub round from where she used to live. We was a bit on the drunk and bored side so she told her parents she were&#39;nt felling too good so we could get out of there. Back at her place we started getting a bit frisky and go up to her bedroom.
10 minutes later her dad walks in the room to see my buttocks a blur on top of his daughter&#33; Thankfully he was pretty half cut and walked back out in embarrsment.
We later found out that he come back to bring me some food from the party cos he felt sorry for me that I had to leave to take her home&#33;&#33;
Luckily she had a pretty liberal parents and all I got was the occasional ribbing about instead of a bollocking&#33;

[NikkiD]

Okay... fine... I&#39;ll admit it... Prince caught me once...


Originally posted by Prince
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. Met her in a hotel lobby, masterbating with a magazine.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Did he take any pictures :lol: :lol: :lol: Or was that you in the video that never got on Top of the pops :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by NikkiD@5 December 2003 - 23:09
Again, that all depends on your perception of being caught.

If you mean has anyone ever seen me masterbate, yes, they have. If you mean has anyone ever walked into the room while I was doing it, yes they have - but it wasn&#39;t a bad thing. If you mean my mother or something like that - then no, I haven&#39;t been caught.
way to go nikki never heard a girl tell the truth like dat :) :( my girl still wont admit to me she does do i have caught her :)

[Rock Tonic Juice Magic]

Originally posted by Arcadia@5 December 2003 - 22:55
I once came very close to being caught. I was watching a porno late night on Channel 5 and was half way there when my dad practicaly bursted into my room ...in the space of a few seconds I managed to change the channel and put "it" away. ...thats the closest I&#39;ve ever come to being caught ;) ...it was about three years ago...
were you watching (xx)X-Files

[brotherdoobie]

To lazy to be orginal...It&#39;s a search,copy and paste kind of day B)

Peace brotherdoobie

[Adster]

nope never been caught I i think I do it 3 times a day :huh:

[[N][O][B]]

never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.

[Adster]

Originally posted by [N][O][B]@7 May 2004 - 20:53
never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.
what were you fucking?

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Adster+7 May 2004 - 05:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 7 May 2004 - 05:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],7 May 2004 - 20:53] never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.
what were you fucking? [/quote]
His hand.
*hint this is called masturbation*

Peace brotherdoobie

[DanB]

I think I got caught in prison but I don&#39;t know for sure :rolleyes:

it was in the morning before they unlocked your doors and they come round and do a head count before they let you out, well I had woken up early and I thought I would take advantage of the situation.

I was sitting at the end of my bed sort of out of the way of the view slot on my door. i was &#39;busy&#39; and I had the viewer flap on my door open and close - i never knew if any one had seen, I hope not :lol: :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by danb@7 May 2004 - 06:00
I think I got caught in prison but I don&#39;t know for sure :rolleyes:

it was in the morning before they unlocked your doors and they come round and do a head count before they let you out, well I had woken up early and I thought I would take advantage of the situation.

I was sitting at the end of my bed sort of out of the way of the view slot on my door. i was &#39;busy&#39; and I had the viewer flap on my door open and close - i never knew if any one had seen, I hope not :lol: :lol:
Did you have kool-aid on your cheeks and your shirt tied up around your belly at
the time ;)

Peace brotherdoobie :lol:

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by Adster+7 May 2004 - 10:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 7 May 2004 - 10:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],7 May 2004 - 20:53] never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.
what were you fucking? [/quote]
a girl. in the missionary position in a public area before 7 people walked in.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by [N][O]+7 May 2004 - 06:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([N][O] @ 7 May 2004 - 06:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Adster@7 May 2004 - 10:57
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[b][O][B],7 May 2004 - 20:53] never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.
what were you fucking?
a girl. in the missionary position in a public area before 7 people walked in. [/quote]
Did you get your monies worth?
I hear ladies of the night don&#39;t come cheap? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+7 May 2004 - 11:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 7 May 2004 - 11:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (&#091;N)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>[O],7 May 2004 - 06:04] <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@7 May 2004 - 10:57
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],7 May 2004 - 20:53] never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.
what were you fucking?
a girl. in the missionary position in a public area before 7 people walked in. [/quote]
Did you get your monies worth?
I hear ladies of the night don&#39;t come cheap? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/quote]
yeah she paid me £50. i was that good.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by [N][O]+7 May 2004 - 06:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([N][O] @ 7 May 2004 - 06:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brotherdoobie+7 May 2004 - 11:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie &#064; 7 May 2004 - 11:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N
[O][B],7 May 2004 - 06:04] <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@7 May 2004 - 10:57
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O][B],7 May 2004 - 20:53] never been caught, but i have been caught fucking before.
what were you fucking?
a girl. in the missionary position in a public area before 7 people walked in.
Did you get your monies worth?
I hear ladies of the night don&#39;t come cheap? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/quote]
yeah she paid me £50. i was that good. [/quote]
Can I borrow it?
I am broke untill pay day :(

Peace brotherdoobie

[DanB]

I got paid today and I&#39;m skint.

Guess I don&#39;t get sick pay at my new job :(

[*goddess*]

;) Haven&#39;t been caught solo but have been caught &#39;going for it&#39;






more than once :ph34r:

[DanB]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 12:21
more than once :ph34r:
Oh dear, did you not learn to be more careful after the first time? :rolleyes:


I once heard my mum and stepdad at when i was 12 - yikes not good :o

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Evidently not. Although entirely different circumstances.

;) I guess sometimes ya just get caught up in the erm... moment. :P :lol:

:( Sorry you&#39;re broke.... as a favour I&#39;ll give ya a discount tonight...... how&#39;s that? :01:

:blink: While sharing a room at a ski lodge I saw my dad and step mother going for it :x

[brotherdoobie]

While sharing a room at a ski lodge I saw my dad and step mother going for it&nbsp;


I walked in on my grandparents performing mutual oral favors
one morning as a child...It haunts me to this day&#33; :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@7 May 2004 - 12:24

While sharing a room at a ski lodge I saw my dad and step mother going for it


I walked in on my grandparents performing mutual oral favors
one morning as a child...It haunts me to this day&#33; :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie
omfg no wonder you need xanax.

[*goddess*]

:o Holy shite



:ph34r: Tanks for the visuals/nightmares BD :lol:

[gungrave]

my mum walked in well tryed to get in i had some stuff in front of the door but when she came in i put my covers over me so i dont think she saw any thing :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

;) You&#39;ll probly rest easier if you tell yourself there&#39;s no way she would have any idea what you were doing. :)