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ghetto_gurl
12-06-2003, 03:08 PM
post all your embarising moments here

ZaZu
12-06-2003, 06:39 PM
You go first :)

ZeroTolerance
12-06-2003, 10:54 PM
:angry: Yea!!

You first!@!

bujub22
12-06-2003, 11:58 PM
ill go first wimps

ok 1 day i was climbing a tree ,when all the sudden i had to take a dump

i climb down but got half way when i feel my stomach drop

i try to make a jump for it by hanging from a branch but all the sudden from hanging like that made it worse

all the sudden boom :o right in my pants hanging from atree with white pants on

:( and had to run across the street to my house on a day everybodys on there porch chillin

now thats embaressing

NoX
12-07-2003, 03:01 AM
lol ew... :blink:

bujub22
12-08-2003, 12:48 AM
who's next to be brave or all yah just the shi..y ones :lol: :D :P

colt45joe
12-09-2003, 03:15 AM
well, to all of you it may not seem that embarassing, but i was really embarrased....

well i was home alone, it was 2 pm, and i was doing nothing. somebody at the front door knocks, and so i get up and start walking to it. while i was walking towards it i started thinking how cool it would be if it was the girl i had a crush on, i was thinking bout how i woul be all smooth and stuff, well i open the door, and there she is. i basically freaked out, i made a really stupid suprised face, and i even stepped back and almost fell... well she asked if my mom was here, i said um, uh, no shes not, shes uh, um....(standing there just admiring her, kind of stared for a while :unsure: ... back into reality) she not here.

she says ok, give her this please, and then shes gone. and thats my most embarrasing moment.

and now whenever i see her at school, we always kind of stare at each other.

Wolfmight
12-09-2003, 04:38 AM
Had to take a dump really bad once few years ago when i went to middle school.
One bathroom had all these guys.. i told myself,"ahh too crowded" and walked away in search for an empty bathroom.. when i got the the second bathroom there was like this guy making out with his girlfriend in there.. No, i'm not kidding (i saw 4 feet in the stall.. 2 were like cute girl shoes plus the perfume smell (ether it was a girl.. or a REALLY gay guy.. lol). Eh, so i took off in search for the 3rd bathroom that was like in the other building! Lucky as hell it was empty.. so i got to work and like all the sudden some punkass walks in, so i did the ol lift the feet off the ground and waited for him to leave... then finally i could go in peace.
What an adventure that was.. my teacher thought i was goofin in the halls also! I just sorta ignored her and took the detention after instead of embarressment! (nice trade too ;) )

Rip The Jacker
12-09-2003, 04:54 AM
Well... I'm feeling a bit brave today... here goes...

A long time ago at my middle school... it was the first day of school... I think it was 1st period. I asked my teacher if I can go to the bathroom, he said no. But I REALLY had to go. So I waited and waited and waited, and as soon as the bell rang I started running! The nearest bathroom wasn't that close, how unlucky for me. I left my classroom, and ran to the bathroom, and RIGHT BEFORE I could pull my pants down.... BOOM!........ So I shit my pants at school, and was sent home, on the first day too.

colt45joe
12-09-2003, 05:10 AM
everybodies embarrasing moments have to do with taking a crap, lol

Wolfmight
12-09-2003, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by colt45joe@8 December 2003 - 23:10
everybodies embarrasing moments have to do with taking a crap, lol
or fartin..
something to do with the ass1-1@|_E

ghetto_gurl
12-09-2003, 09:22 PM
lol i fink dis funny sh!t

Infested Cats
12-09-2003, 09:33 PM
I was around 7 or 8, and decided to go to school, despite the fact I was very sick in my stomache. Around the second class, my stomache was telling me, "you better get to the nurse/toilet fast or you're going to throw-up!" So, being the good boy I was, I raised my hand to ask the teacher if I could leave the class to go to the nurse's. But right as I raised my hand, the teacher said, "Who wants to come to the front of the class, and read this passage" (or something along those lines). My hand quickly shot down, because I didn't want to go to the front of the class, I needed to leave the room, fast! So, I'm starting to sweat, and I can feel it coming, and, the kid in front of my turns around to ask me a question, and I heave all over him. He was covered. All the little girls screamed, "EWWW!!" The teacher sent me and the kid out of the class, to the nurses. Thankfully, the kid took the incident in stride, and was very nice about it.

The best part was I got to be sent home early that day. So glad I didn't have to go back to class and face all my peers!

ghetto_gurl
12-09-2003, 09:38 PM
:x :x :x :x hold on :x :x :x

bujub22
12-10-2003, 01:43 PM
part2 of the shame :(

ok 1 day i was in school and i jus got high wid some of my friends for the first time .

so we went to school acting like asses ,trippin laughing loud etc..
so i go to class and in my class there only 2 dudes in this class me and this other kid that they tranfer us cuz they need more males in that class

so im high out my mind all these pretty ass girls i know half for like 5yrs sum were new but i also am very open so i start tryin to kik it to everyone of them im like come on baby u like me i like u come on next thing teacher tells me to leave for disrupting her class so i get up and i have a big ass boner everyone see's it sum laugh sum stare

i just yell out god look what these girls did they should restrct them from were tight stuff in school cuz i look like this everytime i walk out class everyone gets a laugh out of it ,but there was an up side to it

this story is back when i was in 8th grade yrs ago so my rep went to roof wid some girls this story not very imbarresing to me but to others it was they still bring up remember the time when u

Evil Gemini
12-10-2003, 02:20 PM
bujub22 , so what happened with them girls ??

Did you have a threesome or something ??

Speaking of boners, i remember when i was in grade 6 and it was lunch time and me, a mate and a few girls whent into this empty class room and i dont know How the hell it turned out, but they wanted to see our umm....dicks.

We took them out and well, my mates was happy and mine wasnt (if you know what i mean)

One of the girls made a comment about why mine is smaller and they giggled and ran of.

:(

Wolfmight
12-10-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Infested Cats@9 December 2003 - 15:33
I was around 7 or 8, and decided to go to school, despite the fact I was very sick in my stomache. Around the second class, my stomache was telling me, "you better get to the nurse/toilet fast or you're going to throw-up!" So, being the good boy I was, I raised my hand to ask the teacher if I could leave the class to go to the nurse's. But right as I raised my hand, the teacher said, "Who wants to come to the front of the class, and read this passage" (or something along those lines). My hand quickly shot down, because I didn't want to go to the front of the class, I needed to leave the room, fast! So, I'm starting to sweat, and I can feel it coming, and, the kid in front of my turns around to ask me a question, and I heave all over him. He was covered. All the little girls screamed, "EWWW!!" The teacher sent me and the kid out of the class, to the nurses. Thankfully, the kid took the incident in stride, and was very nice about it.

The best part was I got to be sent home early that day. So glad I didn't have to go back to class and face all my peers!
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watch the end.
NOW THAT"S SOMETHIN! LOL

bujub22
12-10-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by neattairoski@10 December 2003 - 10:20
bujub22 , so what happened with them girls ??

Did you have a threesome or something ??

Speaking of boners, i remember when i was in grade 6 and it was lunch time and me, a mate and a few girls whent into this empty class room and i dont know How the hell it turned out, but they wanted to see our umm....dicks.

We took them out and well, my mates was happy and mine wasnt (if you know what i mean)

One of the girls made a comment about why mine is smaller and they giggled and ran of.

:(
no threesome :( but i did bag like 3 chicks from that class ,but your story reminds me of this time i went to this party.

ok at this party the guys and girls vs in a drinking contest ,guys are winning so they decided to hell lets bone them! the girls are down with this ,let me mind u its only 7 guys 9 girls they decide to suck each guy cuz most were dating the other but, to see who bust last ,last the longest , but i stood out with the other 2 chicks cuz 7g 7 g so the other 2 are judges im feelin there asses were playin so they start the race 2 of the guys could'nt get it up we're :lol: on the side when 1 guy bust ,we laugh cuz he lost but ,it aint a lose to me well the others bust after he does besides for this 1 guy he's takin forever he wins but ,she's still sucking when some of the girls watchin and the guys there like look at her go!
all the sudden boom she pukes right up on his slong made some of the others sick just from the smell :blink: i dont know much of what happen after that becuz i got the hell out of there! but i also did'nt get any becuz when i ran it was becuz the chick i was bout to score wid was bout to puke right on me and when i ran she got me a little in my back. good night turn bad :(

Evil Gemini
12-10-2003, 05:00 PM
God damn man you got to take me to one of these parties you go to!!!

:lol: :lol:

OK this is a strange one what happened a while ago.

Me, and my cousin and his girlfreind were at his house doing some homework and all of a sudden his girlfreind asks me:

"is your dick as big as your cousins" :o :o i was shocked.

Before i could say anything my cousin sais.

"its as big as mine" :huh:

Now that is some embarasing shit. She must have thought that we were gay or something :lol:

Oh yeah and.....

nah thats enough of that day :lol: :lol: :lol:

darkmind
12-10-2003, 05:26 PM
long time ago in middle school at lunch time

so i was walking up to where they dish out the slop and we had some chefs surprise or something when some sent enters my nose :wacko: and makes me toss :x in some mystery with the surprise, anyways some of the kids get sick at the sight and join in :x by adding some mystery to some of the other foods and floor so we all get pushed out of the cafeteria so they can clean the mess up... well we're on our way to the nurse when the fire alarm goes off so our escort starts hurrying us towards the exit which wasnt good for our stomachs :x at that time and we end up empting the rest of our stomachs near the exit :( and everyone has to walk through it :( :( anyways it turns out that there had been a gas leak :o which had made us sick which kind of made us feel a little better :unsure: about the whole situation

bujub22
12-10-2003, 05:53 PM
oh god ive had a bad life ok hall of shame 3or 4

1 day at camp 1 summer . the class decideed to go water hiking i go cuz lots of girls are goin , so were in the woods in this creek hiking im helping girls get up rocks and stuff, when finally we get to the end of the creek.
there stands a huge waterfall we go playing in it , the concelor already told us not to go fully under the water cuz it's strong but, I didnt listen i be bold and go under,when all the sudden my trunks go rushing right off im there stand in my tighty whiteys and have to make a half mile walk back in my underwear and a bunch of girls on top of that

walking back 2 girls decided to stray off and climb this hill , they get a half way up and can't get down . the concelor won't go up cuz there cover in poison ivy ,my dumb ass was'nt listening just like the waterfall and go right up to get them i get both of them down safely but got pioson ivy rash for days the rest of time at camp with the fact that i had to walf back still in my underwear scratching my ass

my life suck a little to much embaressing moments

buju

Money Fist
12-10-2003, 05:54 PM
I lost my train ticket 2 seconds after i bought it
at from the ticket box

i then bought another one
(the guy in the ticket box was very confused)

Evil Gemini
12-11-2003, 01:20 AM
I lost my train ticket 2 seconds after i bought it

:huh:

Wolfmight
12-11-2003, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by neattairoski@10 December 2003 - 19:20

I lost my train ticket 2 seconds after i bought it

:huh:
When did the blonde lose her train ticket today?
yesterday

Money Fist
12-11-2003, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by Wolfmight+11 December 2003 - 04:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wolfmight @ 11 December 2003 - 04:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@10 December 2003 - 19:20

I lost my train ticket 2 seconds after i bought it

:huh:
When did the blonde lose her train ticket today?
yesterday [/b][/quote]
:blink:

Pitbul
12-12-2003, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by colt45joe@8 December 2003 - 20:15
well, to all of you it may not seem that embarassing, but i was really embarrased....

well i was home alone, it was 2 pm, and i was doing nothing. somebody at the front door knocks, and so i get up and start walking to it. while i was walking towards it i started thinking how cool it would be if it was the girl i had a crush on, i was thinking bout how i woul be all smooth and stuff, well i open the door, and there she is. i basically freaked out, i made a really stupid suprised face, and i even stepped back and almost fell... well she asked if my mom was here, i said um, uh, no shes not, shes uh, um....(standing there just admiring her, kind of stared for a while :unsure: ... back into reality) she not here.

she says ok, give her this please, and then shes gone. and thats my most embarrasing moment.

and now whenever i see her at school, we always kind of stare at each other.
you should do more then just stare at each other. its time for your balls to drop but back to the topic...

_FuNgA_
12-12-2003, 12:08 PM
this isnt my most embarrissing moment but I was pretty embarrassed (only happend like 2 weeks ago)

I went to some party and I had had heaps to eat before and was feeling pretty sick then I had a fair bit to drink. I called my dad to see if he could give me a ride home he arrived and I jumped in the car and told him I was goin home early cos I felt majorly sick and he said okay just let me pull out of this street and I&#39;ll pull over by that park and you can vomit there. anyway we hadnt even got out of the driveway before I puked all in between my legs and on the floor and boy I had never puked so much in my life it was about 5 bursts of
BLURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; so my dad yelled at me to get out of the car and then I was in a daze before I fainted on the lawn I woke up in the car that smellt like ice cream and sour milk and beer half way home. Everyone saw it.

bujub22
12-12-2003, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by _FuNgA_@12 December 2003 - 08:08
this isnt my most embarrissing moment but I was pretty embarrassed (only happend like 2 weeks ago)

I went to some party and I had had heaps to eat before and was feeling pretty sick then I had a fair bit to drink. I called my dad to see if he could give me a ride home he arrived and I jumped in the car and told him I was goin home early cos I felt majorly sick and he said okay just let me pull out of this street and I&#39;ll pull over by that park and you can vomit there. anyway we hadnt even got out of the driveway before I puked all in between my legs and on the floor and boy I had never puked so much in my life it was about 5 bursts of
BLURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; so my dad yelled at me to get out of the car and then I was in a daze before I fainted on the lawn I woke up in the car that smellt like ice cream and sour milk and beer half way home. Everyone saw it.
damn thats close to 1 of my times too

ok hears mine ,new years 1999-2000 its was about 1130 and i was in vermont
my uncle owns his own tavern.
So me and my other uncle decide to argue which tequila is best ,we had 3 dif types well jus as 12 comes close my friend suggest that we both take a shotof this stuff called knob creek its whiskey 100 proof 1 shot ended my night.
I GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE TO FEEL the cool air so my stomach can calm down
my aunt lives across the street
i walk over there where mu cousin is having a party at too first every1 at the party wanted me to drink more ,but i said i can&#39;t so i go in the living room were my aunts new boyfriend ,came in town
there sitting on the dinning room table was a big punch bowl full of weed ,her boyfriend said take as much as i want so i got like an ounce
i go to the sofa and jus drop i sleep for like a half hour then my uncle tries to take me home
my uncle plays in a band so all his stuff is in the back im drunk out my ass laying on his stuff he goes (boy u better not break anything nor puke on my shit) so right before we pull of i open the door and puke a river&#33;
both my uncles jus look at me like im crazy :o then the whole way home is small back wood roads I made him go 15mph down those cuz every turn was jus tearing my stomach up so we get home
i try to walk up the stairs i get to the shower and pass out im in there for a long time most the night.
i wake up to a cold shower my ass still drunk goes downstairs butt naked next to the fire place and stood there naked in the wind.
i finally make it back to bed when i go down stairs my uncle tells me i left a surprise in the toilet my other uncle goes boy get some paper towels and clean your puke up my uncle goe&#39;s no it&#39;s not puke&#33;
he left a footlong turd in the toilet :lol: i crack up cuz i dont remeber taking no shit

ghetto_gurl
12-14-2003, 02:12 PM
u gotta lota stories

pusher
12-14-2003, 04:59 PM
My greatest moments:

I was playing a volleyball game for charity and I can&#39;t play for shit. I hit the ball properly once and I nailed myself in the face twice. This was for school and the school admin were videotaping it. Come the next day, they broadcast it all over school via some morning bulletin they had.

On a rainy day I had to stand in line to get on the bus to go home. I&#39;m in the middle of this long line that isn&#39;t moving and wanting to feel like I"m getting a little closer to the front, I stand on this tree trunk in front of me that I had neglected to notice was damp. I stand on it and fall flat on my ass in front of a good 30 people. I didn&#39;t notice if anyone was laughing. The guy next to me looked at me like I was some dumbass who couldn&#39;t even stand up straight.

bujub22
12-14-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@14 December 2003 - 10:12
u gotta lota stories
I lived a funny life :lol: :D full of embaressing moments everyone does jus got to think what&#39;s your worst 1 .
I got a bunch

ghetto_gurl
12-16-2003, 05:49 PM
embarrissing moments

click here (http://http://www.expage.com/page/embarrisingstories)

Thor Son of Thunder
12-16-2003, 06:06 PM
Most of my adult life I’ve been plagued with Kidney Stones. The doctors at the local hospital know me on sight. When they see me coming they head straight for the morphine, which is about the only thing that will reduce the pain. Over the years I’ve built up a resistance to the morphine so it usually takes 2 or 3 injections before I feel any relief. Also I’m supposed to drink lots of liquids and my doctor recommends beer because it passes through the body quickly. Needless to say, after 2 or 3 injections of morphine a person feels pretty damn good and a few beers sounds even better cause the morphine makes you dry in the mouth.

About 12 years ago I went to the hospital with a Kidney Stone. It took 3 injections before the pain subsided. I left the hospital with my wife and bought a 6-pack of beer. We walked up and down the street window shopping as I drink my beer. As I was finishing my 3rd beer, my wife wanted to go in and look at the new movies at a video shop. I stuck my 3 remaining beers in her purse and went in with her. I guess we had been in the shop for about 5 minutes or so when the need to relieve myself hit me hard. Those 3 beers were ready to exit and I was getting nervous cause there wasn’t a toilet in sight. I walked to the back of the shop looking for the toilet and found nothing. As I headed back to the front of the shop, my nervousness was turning to fear. I noticed stairs going up to a second floor so I headed in that direction. I slid my hand into my pocket and squeezed my member cause I couldn’t hold back the flood any longer. All the way up the stairs I kept thinking to myself, “Please let there be a toilet up there… Please let there be a toilet up there”.

Just my luck, there was No Toilet…BUT…I was the only person on the 2nd floor. I looked around for a trash can or even some plants but there was nothing. Finally in desperation I hid behind a life-size Batman poster and relieved myself on the floor. It was either that or in my pants. When I was finished I headed back down stairs and didn’t even look back.

I found my wife and told her I was ready to go but she wanted to look just a little more. While I waited on her I watched the stairs to make sure no one was going up. After a few minutes I ask her again if she was ready and she said almost. About that time a drop of liquid fell from the ceiling onto the video in front of my wife. As we looked up we found about 10-15 more drops forming on the ceiling. I immediately took my wife’s arm and said, “Come on lets go”. She pulled away and said, “No, I need to tell the owner that water is dripping from the ceiling”, and before I could do anything she was talking to the owner and telling him that there was a water leak.

I hid behind a video rack and watched as the owner looked up in disbelieve. He told my wife that there weren’t any water lines in the ceiling or on the 2nd floor and so he didn’t understand why there was liquid falling from the ceiling. He got a small bench and stood on it and then wiped a few of the drops from the ceiling onto his hand. First he smelled it and then he tasted it…when his fingers touched his tongue, I almost threw-up. I was coughing and gagging and just trying to find the door…I had to get out of there.

When my wife saw me leaving without her, she became suspicious immediately. The first thing she said to me when she came out was, “OK, what did you do Now?” I almost wish I hadn’t told her…she doesn’t have a good sense of humor like I do and I had bruises on my arms to prove it. She won’t window shop in town with me anymore either…I can’t figure out why???

Evil Gemini
12-16-2003, 06:19 PM
Damn man&#33;&#33;&#33;

Did she end up buying something ??

bujub22
12-16-2003, 06:25 PM
damn thor that&#39;s agood story oooo man &#33;

Thor Son of Thunder
12-16-2003, 06:26 PM
No she didn&#39;t buy or rent anything...in fact she never went back to the shop ever again.

bujub22
12-16-2003, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@14 December 2003 - 10:12
u gotta lota stories
u still aint tell us yours <_<

Smith
12-18-2003, 12:03 AM
showing my buddie this girl i thought was hott, only 2 find out she was my buddies girlfriend :lol: he punched me so hard in the arm.

Smith
12-18-2003, 12:10 AM
showing my buddie this girl i thought was hott, only 2 find out she was my buddies girlfriend :lol: he punched me so hard in the arm.

Chame1eon
12-21-2003, 09:21 PM
I don&#39;t have one of my own, but This (http://www.thatsembarrassing.com/story/519) is pretty funny

ghetto_gurl
01-07-2004, 05:21 PM
sum good stories
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