It's once again Canadian April Fool's Day!

[megabyteme]

Happy birthday, Idol :hbd:

[IdolEyes787]

You always 'member.

Also the birthday of da Vinci, Khrushchev, Kim Il-sung, Henry James and Emma Watson but of all those, there is only one I'd like to fuck.
Hint: It's Khrushchev.

[megabyteme]

I don't think I have ever missed one. ��

Which is really amazing since I forget the birthdays of people I actually like. ��

[A]

You always 'member.

Also the birthday of da Vinci, Khrushchev, Kim Il-sung, Henry James and Emma Watson but of all those, there is only one I'd like to fuck.
Hint: It's Khrushchev.

Kim Il-sung?

[Funkin']

I've got nothing sarcastic or sexual to say...just Happy Biirthday Idol. Turning 50 is a rough one I'm sure, man parts not working like they should and all that.

Hey wait

[IdolEyes787]

I don't think I have ever missed one. ��

I couldn't tell you because I don't remember any before the age of like eight. :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

Turning 50 is a rough one Depends if you are really that into feeling OK I guess.

Got new iPhone. Now must get wireless carrier I guess. I would ask for suggestions but I'm assuming anyone posting here has absolutely no good judgement whatsoever.

[j2k4]

50?

You've entered your sixth decade on God's earth - well done.

[Stehle]

Idol... ya young whippasnapper hope you had a good day...

(A good one, not great as I have had with my carrier AT&T... let us all know what works out for you.) :alien:

[IdolEyes787]

50?

I can neither confirm or deny that my age is now greater than or equal to Shay's intelligence quotient.

[IdolEyes787]

The iPhone cover came with wet and dry wipes. Those are for my ass right?

[j2k4]

50?

I can neither confirm or deny that my age is now greater than or equal to Shay's intelligence quotient.

Are you saying we should have asked a year ago? :huh:

[A]

50

[j2k4]

We're suffering an alien intrusion of some sort.

I'm investigating.

[j2k4]

It seems the chosen topics are Religion, Food and Expansion of the Interplanetary Populace.

I've written books here about all of those things and so will defer to others. ;)

[A]

Off topic. Stay on topic.

[IdolEyes787]

50 Not actually 50 but no reason to correct it since it helps maintain the internet's reputation for all misinformation, all the time.

[IdolEyes787]

We're suffering an alien intrusion of some sort.

I'm investigating.

I've seen movies about aliens and I can confirm that they are the worst.

[A]

50 Not actually 50 but no reason to correct it since it helps maintain the internet's reputation for all misinformation, all the time.

That's a feature. Not a bug.

[anon]

Merry birthmas, Sex Cauldron. Here are some anime boobs to give this thread a twinge of relevance.

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[anon]

Got new iPhone. Now must get wireless carrier I guess. I would ask for suggestions but I'm assuming anyone posting here has absolutely no good judgement whatsoever.

Well, the sale price of a new iPhone is enough to buy any small third world country.

[anon]

50 Not actually 50 but no reason to correct it since it helps maintain the internet's reputation for all misinformation, all the time.

You said 31 a long time ago. :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

Not actually 50 but no reason to correct it since it helps maintain the internet's reputation for all misinformation, all the time.

You said 31 a long time ago. :dabs:

My name is Simba and I'm a lion.

[anon]

Furries deserve happy birthdays too. :console:

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4pRe8ul7KQ

[IdolEyes787]

On a side note, I voted for Clint Eastwood in the last three federal elections. Kinda surprised he didn't win.

[anon]

It's hard to win elections when you were killed by Asian gangsters 14 years ago.

[megabyteme]

Turning 50 is a rough one Depends if you are really that into feeling OK I guess.

Got new iPhone. Now must get wireless carrier I guess. I would ask for suggestions but I'm assuming anyone posting here has absolutely no good judgement whatsoever.

How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

They tell you. :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

I text messaged you actually or as we iPhone users refer to it, "SMS".

[Funkin']

I was just kidding with the 50. Idols actually 55. Not too far off from eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and getting senior citizen discounts.

[A]

I was just kidding with the 50. Idols actually 55. Not too far off from eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and getting senior citizen discounts.

Proof?

[whatcdfan]

I was just kidding with the 50. Idols actually 55. Not too far off from eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and getting senior citizen discounts.

55 ten years ago.

[IdolEyes787]

Idol is 13 because Idol is merely a persona that exists only on FST and when it ceases to be, so will he. I'm pretty sure that's how websites work.

[A]

Idol is 13 because Idol is merely a persona that exists only on FST and when it ceases to be, so will he. I'm pretty sure that's how websites work.

Internet Archive disagrees.

[IdolEyes787]

I guess it's a case who you choose to believe. Personally I don't trust Bill Gates ever since he put that microchip in me.

[anon]

How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

They tell you. :mellow:

Oh, just like vegans then. Well, there's overlap to a degree...

[anon]

I text messaged you actually or as we iPhone users refer to it, "SMS".

> not using a Flash SMS

Did you even read the phone's manual, Idol.

[IdolEyes787]

Owner's manuals, like maps and colouring between the lines, are for pussies. Next thing you'll be suggesting that I don't stick my finger in wall sockets just because Health and Safety Canada says not to.

[IdolEyes787]

Also The Flash is ghey and if I were to use any SMS it would be Batman SMS, homo.

[anon]

Owner's manuals, like maps and colouring between the lines, are for pussies. Next thing you'll be suggesting that I don't stick my finger in wall sockets just because Health and Safety Canada says not to.

If you don't stick your fingers in wall sockets, then the terrorists have won.

[anon]

Also The Flash is ghey and if I were to use any SMS it would be Batman SMS, homo.

Buttman's Mess? Suits you well :)

[IdolEyes787]

Your momma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

[anon]

Oh, yeah? Well, gravity is just a theory :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

I forgive you for your ignorance. Try not to make it a habit like Shay does.:)

Btw where did you learn so much about computers because I just always assumed that they didn't have computers in countries where people liked soccer.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm basing this on the logic that if a person has access to the internet then they could certainly find some better sport to follow.

[shaina]

I forgive you for your ignorance. Try not to make it a habit like Shay does.:)

What does that mean ya Fudge Packing HOMO:unsure:

There is and always will be a champion of ignorance here and it is not me my friend :console:

PS....

And always remember Idol, i don't have a problem that you are a pitcher or a catcher?? It has never changed my view of you buddy, but Obtuse always comes to mind;)

Happy orthodox Keister Day my friend:01:

[anon]

Btw where did you learn so much about computers because I just always assumed that they didn't have computers in countries where people liked soccer.

Doesn't explain why the Lounge was 90% British at one point.

[anon]

There is and always will be a champion of ignorance here and it is not me my friend :console:

Fun fact: you were once reported with reason "too stupid even for this forum". But they were wrong, of course.

[shaina]

There is and always will be a champion of ignorance here and it is not me my friend :console:

Fun fact: you were once reported with reason "too stupid even for this forum". But they were wrong, of course.

Hey i could say the same for people here, but everyone is entitled to there opinion, even the stupid ones;)

And what was the reason?? Punctuation:lol: Really what would be the reason for thinking i am "Stupid" vs others??

I think Elon Musk just bought a company for Billions because of people like that:)

PS..

Just once Anon?? I am surprised and so disappointed buddy :sadwalk:

And can someone add the male African American male pregnant emoji to the list?? I think it will get some use in conversations here........

[IdolEyes787]

I said ignorant, not stupid. Two different things entirely. Let us at least get our disparaging adjectives correct, peeples.

[IdolEyes787]

Elon Musk. Also ignorant. Also not stupid.

[IdolEyes787]

Doesn't explain why the Lounge was 90% British at one point.

It's the internet so there's no way of proving that is indeed true.

[IdolEyes787]

Twitter: both ignorant and stupid.

[anon]

Really what would be the reason for thinking i am "Stupid" vs others??

...well, wouldn't you know it. Apparently there's a maximum character limit for replies.

[anon]

It's the internet so there's no way of proving that is indeed true.

You know that's not true.

[shaina]

I said ignorant, not stupid. Two different things entirely. Let us at least get our disparaging adjectives correct, peeples.

So you mean rude not obnoxious :huh:

[shaina]

Doesn't explain why the Lounge was 90% British at one point.

It's the internet so there's no way of proving that is indeed true.

But it was a higher percentage vs other places/countries you have said that yourself before when it pertained to this site ???

[shaina]

Really what would be the reason for thinking i am "Stupid" vs others??

...well, wouldn't you know it. Apparently there's a maximum character limit for replies.

Oh.... so my long (winded) replies were hard for people to understand so that made me stupid??

Again how many posts i have here now Anon, funny this is not my favourite way to communicate with people...

Sorry that shows sometimes :sadwalk:

[shaina]

Twitter: both ignorant and stupid.

Do you use/post on Twitter Idol??

I do read some posts and read the replies, but still this is the only place i post ..........

[shaina]

It's the internet so there's no way of proving that is indeed true.

You know that's not true.

Fact Check with Politico:unsure:

Well either way that will have zero truth/accuracy.........

[shaina]

Really what would be the reason for thinking i am "Stupid" vs others??

...well, wouldn't you know it. Apparently there's a maximum character limit for replies.

Funny i remember seeing and reading (with joy!!!), quite a few "The Fox " posts that were not short, and thought they were great to read:idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

Twitter: both ignorant and stupid.

Do you use/post on Twitter Idol??

I do read some posts and read the replies, but still this is the only place i post ..........

I don't have a Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok etc account. Sometimes I get drawn into reading something on Twitter or posting a comment on YouTube but in retrospect I almost always regret doing so. My perception of social media is that mostly people are only there to listen to themselves.

[IdolEyes787]

It's the internet so there's no way of proving that is indeed true.

You know that's not true.

I'm basing this on that I'm a 23 year old Asian woman living in Tianjin and no one here has picked up on that yet.

[IdolEyes787]

The Fox.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRjlOkOcOE&t=49s

[anon]

Funny i remember seeing and reading (with joy!!!), quite a few "The Fox " posts that were not short, and thought they were great to read:idunno:

You didn't understand, but yes... RetroFox was also a good dude :happy:

[anon]

I don't have a Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok etc account. Sometimes I get drawn into reading something on Twitter or posting a comment on YouTube but in retrospect I almost always regret doing so. My perception of social media is that mostly people are only there to listen to themselves.

I only use Twitter for hentai pictures, and watch YouTube videos with comments hidden. Helps preserve the little sanity I have left.

[shaina]

Do you use/post on Twitter Idol??

I do read some posts and read the replies, but still this is the only place i post ..........

I don't have a Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok etc account. Sometimes I get drawn into reading something on Twitter or posting a comment on YouTube but in retrospect I almost always regret doing so. My perception of social media is that mostly people are only there to listen to themselves.

True, and i agree, but i have a hard time understanding the main stream media saying who is the loudest on internet sites/platforms seem to get the attention....

My problem Idol is i am a wee bit hard of hearing, so............:)

[shaina]

I don't have a Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok etc account. Sometimes I get drawn into reading something on Twitter or posting a comment on YouTube but in retrospect I almost always regret doing so. My perception of social media is that mostly people are only there to listen to themselves.

I only use Twitter for hentai pictures, and watch YouTube videos with comments hidden. Helps preserve the little sanity I have left.

;)

[shaina]

You know that's not true.

I'm basing this on that I'm a 23 year old Asian woman living in Tianjin and no one here has picked up on that yet.

Are you the one constantly calling me if i need my ducks cleaned , and as i tell you i live in a condo and only have chickens that need cleaning:frusty:

[shaina]

Funny i remember seeing and reading (with joy!!!), quite a few "The Fox " posts that were not short, and thought they were great to read:idunno:

You didn't understand, but yes... RetroFox was also a good dude :happy:

So what did i miss:unsure:

You know me to be a simple straight man just trying to make it past 60:whistling.....

[shaina]

The Fox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRjlOkOcOE&t=49s

:wub:

[IdolEyes787]

The Fox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRjlOkOcOE&t=49s

:wub:

SaveAFox is an animal rescue organization that saves foxes and other animals from among things, fur farms.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3nytMF4wZ0

[anon]

The Fox.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRjlOkOcOE&t=49s

How did I miss this video before, for fox sake! This is basically why they're my favorite animals along with cats :wub:

[shepP]

I had two foxes playing outside my back door the other day. Must be a couple of young ones to be hanging 6 feet from the house.

[anon]

Sadly you don't see a lot of foxes in this city... but a Siamese cat tried to sneak into my apartment once :)

[shaina]

Sadly you don't see a lot of foxes in this city... but a Siamese cat tried to sneak into my apartment once :)

So there is a lot of ugly women, and in Idols case, men:unsure:

[Stehle]

How 'bout those Maple Leafs aye eh...

(Good luck tonight.) ;) :alien:

[IdolEyes787]

It's 27C and sunny out. :wank:Wait, you're from Florida so you probably think that's normal weather to be playing hockey. Why can't you people just stick to things you know like meth and alligators?

Quiz. The greatest Maple Leaf of all time is........

Doug Gilmour. That's right, Doug fucking Gilmour. Not Johnny Bower or Davey Keon or Darryl Sittler or Tim Horton or Syl Apps or god forbid Matt Sundin.
Doug fucking Gilmour. Deal with it.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm also one hundred percent sure that shay thinks it's Tiger Williams.

[IdolEyes787]

Fuck you, last 34 years.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/summer/cycling/tour-de-france-hugo-houle-wins-stage-16-1.6525082

[anon]

Any chances you can post more foxes? That stuff is actually relevant.

[IdolEyes787]

Any chances you can post more foxes?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDjL-llczSs

All that is left for me to do now is find the fur farm that this little guy had to be rescued from and kill every human there.

[megabyteme]

That was actually quite cute seeing his tail go from very submissive to wagging quickly as he felt more brave and accepted.

I was going to say that the facility was a 'cage-free' fur farm...

[anon]

All that is left for me to do now is find the fur farm that this little guy had to be rescued from and kill every human there.

Thanks for your good deed of the year. To keep the ratio of cute animals balanced, here's a cat couch.

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