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hobbes
12-09-2003, 05:20 AM
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'0"- 5''10"
Pulse: thready
Actually likes you: nothing a long imprisonment can't change.
Mental state: retarded
Psychological state: irrelevant, all women are insane
Breast size: present, not a breast man
Butt: bubble
http://www.stluciastar.com/Wednesday%20STAR%20Online/images/wedjul24-02pics/Centre%20fat%20girl.jpg
Big Black coaco momma.lol :lol:
Busyman
12-09-2003, 05:39 AM
Hair: Black or Brown
Eyes: Doesn't matter
Height: 5'9"- 6 '' whatever
Pulse: pumpin'
Mental state: intelligent but not a bitch
Psychological state: quiet, just waiting for me to bring out her wild side
Breast size: not really a breast man, a handfull ....to naturally big and slightly just slightly too big for her frame
Butt: big music video ass
As you can see I like Amazons. I can't stand skinny, short women.
I am black and prefer black but..........beauty is beauty!!
its been done hobbes. you've been beat. somebody here will find the old thread i'm sure of it :D
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
12-09-2003, 05:41 AM
:D Under 250lbs give me a call.....ok buy me a bottle and you can be up to 300lbs. :D
Adster
12-09-2003, 05:46 AM
Hair: Burnett Blonde
Eyes: Dont Care
Height: 60
Pulse: ????? (dont get this one)
Mental state: she betetr not be moody
Psychological state: layed back committed trust worthy honest caring
Breast size: not to small not too big
Butt: chekc out kyle manouge ass!!
hobbes
12-09-2003, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by kAb@9 December 2003 - 06:41
its been done hobbes. you've been beat. somebody here will find the old thread i'm sure of it :D
I'll beat myself, thank you!
hobbes
12-09-2003, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Adster@9 December 2003 - 06:46
Hair: Burnett Blonde
Eyes: Dont Care
Height: 60
Pulse: ????? (dont get this one)
Mental state: she betetr not be moody
Psychological state: layed back committed trust worthy honest caring
Breast size: not to small not too big
Butt: chekc out kyle manouge ass!!
The pulse thing indicates that you like women who are actually alive.
~FunK_mOb~
12-09-2003, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by Adster@9 December 2003 - 06:46
kyle manouge
:blink:
who is he?!
clocker
12-09-2003, 06:09 AM
Personally, I prefer a nice, steady pulse, but a defective short-term memory is a BIG plus.
A standard arrangement of limbs and organs would be a bonus also.
But basically, whatever my $10 will buy I can deal with.
I'm married to my type. :)
It's a shame she'll never see this-she's just not interested. :(
hobbes
12-09-2003, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by clocker@9 December 2003 - 07:09
Personally, I prefer a nice, steady pulse, but a defective short-term memory is a BIG plus.
A standard arrangement of limbs and organs would be a bonus also.
But basically, whatever my $10 will buy I can deal with.
Great point Clocker.....affordability!
brotherdoobie
12-09-2003, 06:12 AM
Human.
Peace brotherdoobie ;)
Originally posted by clocker@9 December 2003 - 02:09
Personally, I prefer a nice, steady pulse, but a defective short-term memory is a BIG plus.
A standard arrangement of limbs and organs would be a bonus also.
But basically, whatever my $10 will buy I can deal with.
Is that sig in aid of some as yet un-named cinematic endeavor? :D
clocker
12-09-2003, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by j2k4@8 December 2003 - 23:13
Is that sig in aid of some as yet un-named cinematic endeavor? :D
I have no idea where that sig came from or who put it there.
I suspect that my sig area has become the personal playground of the Moderating Team.
I'm being picked on because I'm an American.
Honey
12-09-2003, 06:19 AM
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hideingbhindcurtian.gif
you guys are funny!.. :lol:
Originally posted by clocker+9 December 2003 - 02:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 9 December 2003 - 02:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@8 December 2003 - 23:13
Is that sig in aid of some as yet un-named cinematic endeavor? :D
I have no idea where that sig came from or who put it there.
I suspect that my sig area has become the personal playground of the Moderating Team.
I'm being picked on because I'm an American.[/b][/quote]
I, too, have suffered some instances of mysteriously malfeasant moderation.
(I suspect Liam, although WeeMouse could be abusing her privilege)
clocker
12-09-2003, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by j2k4@8 December 2003 - 23:23
(I suspect Liam, although WeeMouse could be abusing her privilege)
Is that what we're calling it these days-"privilege"?
I must try harder to keep up.
Used to be "nether regions".
Originally posted by clocker+9 December 2003 - 02:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 9 December 2003 - 02:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@8 December 2003 - 23:23
(I suspect Liam, although WeeMouse could be abusing her privilege)
Is that what we're calling it these days-"privilege"?
I must try harder to keep up.
Used to be "nether regions".[/b][/quote]
Aye, matey-
'There is a land, a blessed land, that layeth beyond political correctness.......'
Adster
12-09-2003, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~+9 December 2003 - 15:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (~FunK_mOb~ @ 9 December 2003 - 15:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@9 December 2003 - 06:46
kyle manouge
:blink:
who is he?! [/b][/quote]
obviously your not from Australia
Lamsey
12-09-2003, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by Adster+9 December 2003 - 06:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 9 December 2003 - 06:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~@9 December 2003 - 15:49
<!--QuoteBegin-Adster@9 December 2003 - 06:46
kyle manouge
:blink:
who is he?!
obviously your not from Australia [/b][/quote]
or able to decipher strongly-encrypted messages using the Adism algorithm...
"kyle manouge" was supposed to be "Kylie Minogue" ;)
Nightwolf
12-09-2003, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@9 December 2003 - 01:12
Human.
Peace brotherdoobie ;)
Here ya go...
http://www.priceless420.com/YoMomma.jpg
(sorry for the spam, it was the worst I could do on such short notice)
ibelledthecat
12-09-2003, 11:47 AM
disgusting pic .
almost made me puke .
the girl of my type is good looking , silent , smart from within but does not show it off , sociable , good body ( secondary ) , adventerous , supports me , likes me ( most important ) .
Virtualbody1234
12-09-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@9 December 2003 - 01:12
Human.
Peace brotherdoobie ;)
I guess gender isn't important to you then.
Hair: Blonde/brunette
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'0"- 5''10"
Pulse: Normal
Actually likes you: would be a good thing :D
Mental state: Fun
Psychological state: stable, yet slightly needy
Breast size: normal, small-medium will do me fine
Butt: kylie minogue, or not much butt
SniperInTheShadows
12-09-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@9 December 2003 - 06:19
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hideingbhindcurtian.gif
you guys are funny!.. :lol:
You're only hiding behind that curtain because if everyone saw you they'd say your their type Babe!! :wub: ;)
Me, i'm looking for someone who's virtualy the opposite of my ex in everyway (meaning I want someone that's not a self-righteous stuck-up ignorant "me me me" f'ing bitch lol) though the height and hair colour don't really have to be different :) -
Hair: Black/Brunette/Blonde
Eyes: Blue/Green/Brown, or preferably !very! light blue eyes that look like they're glowing (women with those types of eye's are stunning in my opinion :) )
Height: 5'5"- 5''10"
Pulse: ? Uu, yea, i'd definitely be looking for one with a pulse lol :P
Actually likes you: and likes that I like her back :)
Mental state: the opposite of what my ex was like (see above a bit lol)
Psychological state: psychowhatsamacal? lol I'd not mind if she was a little crazy at times, but only in the fun and happy sense :)
Breast size: Don't really mind, but a handful would be nice ;)
Butt: But what? ;) Well, a nice firm, yet curvey ass (and she better like her butt being spanked heh ;) )
- And, a few addition's of my own -
Dress sense - Casual, jean's etc but also likes wearing dresses and lingerie heh ;)
Wants sex - Every day of the week at least heh ;)
Going out or staying in - Mostly quiet nights in with the occasional night out :)
Look's alot like - Sarah Michelle Gellar would be a very positive plus :D
Doesn't mind - Spiders (then she can get rid of them instead of me having to rofl)
- Can't think of anything else for now, and those are only what i'd like in a woman but they aren't set in stone :)
Sniper.
clocker
12-09-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@9 December 2003 - 12:54
- Can't think of anything else for now, and those are only what i'd like in a woman but they aren't set in stone :)
As you age Sniper, I think you'll find that even women set in stone are a viable alternative.
SniperInTheShadows
12-09-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by clocker+9 December 2003 - 20:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 9 December 2003 - 20:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@9 December 2003 - 12:54
- Can't think of anything else for now, and those are only what i'd like in a woman but they aren't set in stone :)
As you age Sniper, I think you'll find that even women set in stone are a viable alternative. [/b][/quote]
Hey, i'm only 28 you git LOL ;) :P
Sniper.
Gemby!
12-09-2003, 09:09 PM
i like my women to be men ........im gonna shut up now
oo except my mum cos i need her to be a woman
oo and friends cos you cant tell boys stuff !
oo and me cos thats just weird :P
thank you please :)
Originally posted by gemby!@9 December 2003 - 20:09
thank you please :)
You sound a little too much like internet.news there. :blink:
Gemby!
12-09-2003, 09:23 PM
oooo
ah well im too hungry to worry !
wormless
12-09-2003, 09:23 PM
lol gem!
my eyes are bluey grey green!
i like my men to be.......oh...oops wrong thread!
Gemby!
12-09-2003, 09:30 PM
lol
its always men talking about women in these threads ! :rolleyes:
i could make one ....nah :D
i like my women to have eyes :D
Gemby!
12-09-2003, 09:54 PM
well i got 4 :)
yay <_<
Originally posted by gemby!@9 December 2003 - 21:54
well i got 4 :)
yay <_<
Always good to have a couple spare....I guess :blink: :D :)
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