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DataMore
02-15-2003, 03:50 PM
I repeat: DO NOT CLICK HERE (http://n00b.imess.net/open.html).
THIS IS A WARNING!

Don't come back complaining if you click it! B)

You were warned! ;)

:D Can you resist the temptation? :D

jetje
02-15-2003, 04:04 PM
:lol: :lol: No i couldn't resist :lol: :lol:

But a mod's gotta do what a mod's got to do, checking.... :lol: shiiiiiiit

sosseres
02-15-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by DataMore@15 February 2003 - 16:50
:D Can you resist the temptation? :D
Nope, that was funny. :)

Chilly
02-15-2003, 04:12 PM
LOL
My volume was up and i nearly fell out my seat. :lol:

Was'nt Expecting that.

Good One DataMore

ugluk
02-15-2003, 04:51 PM
you bastard!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Curley
02-15-2003, 05:06 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Looks like i'm an idiot!

N£MO
02-15-2003, 10:29 PM
DataMore Posted on 15 February 2003 - 16:50
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I repeat: DO NOT CLICK HERE.
THIS IS A WARNING!

Don't come back complaining if you click it! 

You were warned! 

Can you resist the temptation? 

I'm going to resist temptation.....for now :unsure: :blink: B)

Nobody1234
02-16-2003, 12:04 AM
ahhh come on TBO you gotta check it out.

I did! :D

namzuf9
02-16-2003, 12:24 AM
Thank fuck for pop up blockers :D

kAb
02-16-2003, 01:33 AM
for those who let it linger on and on. hold alt+4 and hold it until it's all gone.

Got_brains?
02-16-2003, 07:15 PM
That was awesome! I dl the files for an even more extreme 'You are an Idiot' session. I had 55 ie windows going, before the taskmanager could shut down iexplorer. Alt-F4 stopped working and I had a whole bunch of error windows open telling me that I was out of space. Now, IE doesnt maxmise right. Verry cool.

It probally would crash comps if user wasnt around. How about putting a timer on it so at 12 o' clock it starts up? That would get up people.

N£MO
02-16-2003, 08:50 PM
Nobody1234 Posted on 16 February 2003 - 01:04
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ahhh come on TBO you gotta check it out.

I did!

I couln't resist any longer...that was mad!! :lol: :lol: ..curiosity kills this cat!!

ooo
02-16-2003, 08:51 PM
haha i resisted temptation... by reading what you people had to say... :P

Champion
02-16-2003, 08:55 PM
wow nice one datamore :)

btw hwo did you got window move automaticlly??

starstorm73
02-16-2003, 10:01 PM
did you make this youself?? if so then nice work, i am currently laughing at basically everyone i know on msn messenger, now i guess all we need is some way to avoid people from pressing ctrl-alt-del...thats how i closed it, just hit ctrl-alt-del then selected all the idiot thingys then hit end task, worked nicely :lol: , just wanted to say nice work, ya i would also like to know how you got it to move on its own as well, also does this work on all browsers or just IE???

DataMore
02-16-2003, 10:14 PM
Sorry to tell you all but I didn't create it.

I found it out by accident while making a Google search for flash animations.

:D Needless to say that it was fun as hell when I first found it! :D

starstorm73
02-16-2003, 10:21 PM
lol ok, man i just cant get enough of this thing, all my friends are going crazy on me hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

DataMore
02-16-2003, 10:30 PM
Don't know if this helps but here is the HTML code of that page and the flash animation:

HTML Code (http://www.datamorepics.hpg.com.br/tools/html_code.txt)
Flash Animation (http://n00b.imess.net/youare.swf)

To download just right-click on the links and choose 'Save Target As...' ;)

imported_uncle_cracker
02-16-2003, 10:35 PM
it's really crazy :lol: :lol: :lol:

if you like it ---- here is the source code

i like this, especialy the sound, oh my god :lol: :lol: :lol:



<html>
<head>
<title>You are an idiot&#33;</title>
&#60;script language=Javascript>

function bookmark() {
if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
&& (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4))
{
var url="http://n00b.imess.net/idiot.html";
var title="Idiot&#33;";
window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
}
}

function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot&#33;"); }
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot&#33;"); }
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot&#33;"); }

var xOff = 5;
var yOff = 5;
var xPos = 400;
var yPos = -100;
var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow(url){
aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", &#39;menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width=180,height=175,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes&#39;);
}

function procreate(){
openWindow(&#39;pictures.html&#39;);
openWindow(&#39;pictures.html&#39;);
openWindow(&#39;pictures.html&#39;);
openWindow(&#39;pictures.html&#39;);
openWindow(&#39;pictures.html&#39;);
openWindow(&#39;pictures.html&#39;);
}

function newXlt(){
xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
window.focus()}

function newXrt(){
xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}

function newYup(){
yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}

function newYdn(){
yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}
function fOff(){
flagrun = 0;
}

function playBall(){
xPos += xOff;
yPos += yOff;
if (xPos > screen.width-175){
newXlt();
}
if (xPos < 0){
newXrt();
}
if (yPos > screen.height-100){
newYup();
}
if (yPos < 0){
newYdn();
}
if (flagRun == 1){
window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
setTimeout(&#39;playBall()&#39;,1);
}
}

</script>
</head>
<body bgColor=#ffffff onload="flagRun=1;playBall();return true;bookmark();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" onUnLoad="procreate()" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="100%" height="100%">
<param name=movie value="youare.swf">
<param name=quality value=high>
<embed src="youare.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%" height="100%">
</embed>
</object>
</body>
</html>

cu :lol:

imported_uncle_cracker
02-16-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by DataMore@16 February 2003 - 23:30
Don&#39;t know if this helps but here is the HTML code of that page and the flash animation:

HTML Code (http://www.datamorepics.hpg.com.br/tools/html_code.txt)
Flash Animation (http://n00b.imess.net/youare.swf)

To download just right-click on the links and choose &#39;Save Target As...&#39; ;)
you were a little bit faster than me :D

it&#39;s really crazy

cu

Acecool
02-26-2003, 03:16 PM
Now if you can figure out how to put this into a JPG

well, I try and here is the result, comments?

http://www.acecoolco.cm/idiot.jpg

scribblec
02-26-2003, 04:41 PM
check this one out
then
this one if it works (http://www.youdontknowwhoiam.net)
or
or this (http://www.youdontknowwhoiam.org)