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12-11-2003, 04:30 AM
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money, Three, I like how money feels in my hand...And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!"

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12-11-2003, 05:12 AM
so brown...so yellow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Autumn Fox
12-15-2003, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by The_Hunter@11 December 2003 - 05:30
(...)and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!"(...)
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