D Test

[bujub22]

does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .

any ideas

[Lamsey]

Lots and lots of laxatives :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Canabis stays in your system for a minimum of 6 weeks, they can test it from your sweat or hair folicals.
So if you've smoked in the last 6 weeks I'm afraid you're f*cked.

As for other drugs, some will clean thru some wont but you can't clean your system out cos it's in your blood not your stomach :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by bujub22@14 December 2003 - 19:17
does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .

any ideas
What drugs are you using?

[kAb]

if you're worried about it, eat lots of poppyseed bagels. it'll show a positive on the drug test, and then you can tell them you ate poppyseed bagels.

[bujub22]

it's weed

[bujub22]

Originally posted by kAb@14 December 2003 - 15:21
if you're worried about it, eat lots of poppyseed bagels. it'll show a positive on the drug test, and then you can tell them you ate poppyseed bagels.
I saw that on seinfield :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You cannot get weed out of your system that quick, sorry.

You may get away with it depending on how they test you, garlic could help as it penetrates the blood stream and is powerful but if they take a hair sample like the police now do it will show.
If however they take a sweat sample garlic could help to cover it.

Disclaimer: This is just a suggestion and not garenteed. I take no responsibilty.

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 December 2003 - 13:20
Canabis stays in your system for a minimum of 6 weeks, they can test it from your sweat or hair folicals.

Jonno B)

:D Shave yer head.Or be like Jonno an' shave everything. :rolleyes:

[uNz[i]]

The best way is just to drink loads and loads of water.

Even if you don't get all the THC out of your system, it'll still do your kidneys a world of good.

[bujub22]

thanx yah :D
jonno thanx i might use the garlic 1 see if it works
I did know it takes about a month to get out your system ,but i was just tryin to put a rush on it .

and i dont think there goin to test my hair ,hope not and TITEY hell no !
im not cutting my hair ,ladies love my hair and i cant disapoint them :D <_< aaah forget them it&#39;s better than being next to some guy in jail do that&#39;s not the reason im taking the drug test

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You&#39;re welcome, good luck dude :)

Jonno B)

[mrlessk]

Originally posted by bujub22@14 December 2003 - 10:17
does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it&#39;s sunday now so i need to be quick about .
any ideas

:smoke: :wub:

bujub22, it is arguable as to how long THC stays in the human body as you will see from different opinions you get from others.

Here are a few things you can check out, hope they are helpful:

"As some people may know, THC stays in the human body longer than any other toxin. The reason for this is that it attaches itself to fat cells within the body which requires more time to flush out than other toxins. And since THC is the most widely used this becomes a problem for many people who are required to take a drug urine analysis."

"How long do chemicals from marijuana stay in the body after the drug is smoked?
When marijuana is smoked, THC, its active ingredient, is absorbed by most tissues and organs in the body; however, it is primarily found in fat tissues. The body, in its attempt to rid itself of the foreign chemical, chemically transforms the THC into metabolites. Urine tests can detect THC metabolites for up to a week after people have smoked marijuana. Tests involving radioactively labeled THC have traced these metabolites in animals for up to a month."

This one is pretty informative (http://studenthealth.oregonstate.edu/AnswerSPOT/AlcoholDrugs/Testing_Marijuana.htm)

How to Pass a Drug Test...has an 800 number to call (http://www.how-to-pass-a-drug-test.net/)

info here (http://www.1stopdetox.com/rd/how-pass-drug-test.htm)

Good Luck&#33;
mrlessk
:newyear:

[lynx]

Keep smoking until the day of the test.

You&#39;ll fail the test, but you won&#39;t give a shit anyway. :P

[Snee]

Originally posted by Lamsey@14 December 2003 - 20:19
Lots and lots of laxatives :D
Yeah if you crap in your pants during the test the doc will sure be distracted.

[J'Pol]

What is the test for and who will be administering it ?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31

:D Shave yer head.Or be like Jonno an&#39; shave everything. :rolleyes:
How do you know Titey? :rolleyes:

[muchspl2]

lots of miss info in this thread
true it stays in your system for some time after you smoke, if they do a gcms on you it might be bad, but most places are cheap and do a simple urine test, you can trick these, it looks for ppm and if your over a certain amount its a positive, so you just need to have it read under the threshold of a positive

ok so how do you do that you ask

water, lots of it just drink water the whole day of the test and you will dilute the test enough


night before not a necessity to gorge on water, but you do need to take b complex vitamins, should take at least 2x normal dosage night before, this is needed to color your urine so your cup doesn&#39;t look like water, gives it that nice yellow tint

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by bigboab+14 December 2003 - 20:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 14 December 2003 - 20:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31

:D Shave yer head.Or be like Jonno an&#39; shave everything.&nbsp; :rolleyes:

How do you know Titey? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Of course he knows Titey, he is Titey&#33; :P







In response to your actual meaning:

Jonno tends to broadcast that fact ;) .

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey+14 December 2003 - 21:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 14 December 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@14 December 2003 - 20:21
<!--QuoteBegin-titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31

:D Shave yer head.Or be like Jonno an&#39; shave everything. :rolleyes:


How do you know Titey? :rolleyes:
Of course he knows Titey, he is Titey&#33; :P







In response to your actual meaning:

Jonno tends to broadcast that fact ;) . [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You get back to checking links. I&#39;ll do the jokes here. :lol:


We are not talking normal person here. ;) We are talking very close friend of Jonno. :lol:

[lynx]

Sorry, bb, you can&#39;t play.

You&#39;ve got a ban for forgetting to attend your test. :P

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by lynx@14 December 2003 - 22:37
Sorry, bb, you can&#39;t play.

You&#39;ve got a ban for forgetting to attend your test. :P
boab - are you Rio Ferdinand - RF - are you Rat Faced as well, I assume the apple has taken hold already then.

[bujub22]

you guy&#39;s are funny make me feel high :D , but really thanx all ya
i gotta try this new tea out that i got it smells like crap and taste like crap ,but this girl at work use to be in the army and she bought me some tea ,said she passed the army&#39;s test so im goin to try it .


thanx again bujub22

[bujub22]

also I don&#39;t know what kind of test there giving me,hair piss,whatever i jus gotta wait and try all to make sure thanx again

[muchspl2]

the tea does the same as what I told you <_<



ne way good luck :)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by muchspl2@14 December 2003 - 18:50
the tea does the same as what I told you <_<



ne way good luck :)
ow i know but like i said im tryin all even the 1 you suggested about drinking water that day and that night im going for all methods i aint trying to fail
its very ,very ,very important tho i would tell yah but it&#39;s a little personal

[balamm]

Is this a high level position you&#39;re applying for that requires a drug test?

If so then I&#39;m a little disappointed that anyone would be offering you any help at all.

And even if it&#39;s not high level this time, what lesson is this teaching you and others about responsibility.

Tell me you&#39;re not applying to work in any area of traffic control please. Although if you&#39;d try to cheat a drug test, no doubt you&#39;d lie about that too.

This site, I think, still has rules against "hacking discussions".
Probably because it&#39;s illegal, immoral, and just plain evil to those victimised by it.

I think this shit is even more evil.

Do the right thing and bury this topic Lamsey.

[hobbes]

Poor Balamm, always at a loss for words&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by balamm@14 December 2003 - 19:02
Is this a high level position you&#39;re applying for that requires a drug test?

If so then I&#39;m a little disappointed that anyone would be offering you any help at all.

And even if it&#39;s not high level this time, what lesson is this teaching you and others about responsibility.

Tell me you&#39;re not applying to work in any area of traffic control please. Although if you&#39;d try to cheat a drug test, no doubt you&#39;d lie about that too.

This site, I think, still has rules against "hacking discussions".
Probably because it&#39;s illegal, immoral, and just plain evil to those victimised by it.

I think this shit is even more evil.

Do the right thing and bury this topic Lamsey.
maybe if u know the situation that would help maybe change your mind ?
but u also got a point that&#39;s y I am quiting but i need a quick fix, and no it&#39;s not for a job it&#39;s for court god i feel like telling yah but im just a little embarresed to tell my problems :ph34r:

[balamm]

Oh I see...


So you have entered into an undertaking with the court to avoid incarceration. And you have violated that undertaking. Now you want to hide the fact that you still haven&#39;t conformed or learned anything.

Yes, that makes it so much better. <_<

[hobbes]

Originally posted by balamm@15 December 2003 - 02:01
Oh I see...&nbsp;


So you have entered into an undertaking with the court to avoid incarceration. And you have violated that undertaking. Now you want to hide the fact that you still haven&#39;t conformed or learned anything.

Yes, that makes it so much better.&nbsp; <_<
Balamm,

I secretly wish that you had your own talk show. That would be awesome&#33;

[Jayhawk]

the best way to get drugs out of your system is by not taking drugs in the first place &#33;

[infamousalbo101]

just dont go to the drug test and wen they ask why say you where smooking

[balamm]

Originally posted by hobbes@14 December 2003 - 18:03

Balamm,

I secretly wish that you had your own talk show. That would be awesome&#33;
But would i get any repeat business ? :unsure:



:lol: :P

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@14 December 2003 - 22:17
What is the test for and who will be administering it ?
Any chance of an answer fuckwit.

[sparsely]

I don&#39;t know anything about this subject....but I have to take a "P" test Monday for my job&#33;
:o

[sparsely]

oh look&#33;
that&#39;s really what this topic is about&#33;

umm...once I was able to pass by drinking like, a gallon of water before the test, and p&#39;ing like 40 times.

[mrlessk]

Originally posted by KwahyaJ@14 December 2003 - 16:30
the best way to get drugs out of your system is by not taking drugs in the first place &#33;
I&#39;ll....<span style='color:black'>hic&#33;....drink to that...hic&#33;...hic&#33; ...."pardn me"....hic&#33;....eerp&#33; </span>:beerchug: :partytime:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+14 December 2003 - 22:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 14 December 2003 - 22:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@14 December 2003 - 22:17
What is the test for and who will be administering it ?
Any chance of an answer fuckwit. [/b][/quote]
hey fuckwit read back some jacazz i told u the answer
ballam what ever your name is can :angry: stfu cause it ain&#39;t none of those reasons
like i said thanx to the peaple who gave me some advice
and to the aholes who did&#39;nt like this topic just piss off should&#39;nt came and replyed to the topic if u had nothing good to share on the topic . :o fartnerssnikeyvonjobble :lol: :D :P

[Tackdaddy]

if you did it you deserve to get caught,you should&#39;nt of done it in the first place.it was your choice so you are responsible for whatever happens.

[x_gimpg]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@15 December 2003 - 01:55
just dont go to the drug test&nbsp; and wen they ask why say you where smookin


Any chance of an answer fuckwit.
Lol u spelled &#39;were&#39; wrong. And haha fuckwit :lol:

[mrlessk]

Originally posted by bujub22@14 December 2003 - 15:43

but u also got a point that&#39;s y I am quiting but i need a quick fix, and no it&#39;s not for a job it&#39;s for court god i feel like telling yah but im just a little embarresed to tell my problems :ph34r:
Ok folks, let&#39;s get serious and help this guy out, ok?

bujub22, what have you decided to do so far? Give us an update.

mrlessk

EDIT
my Google searches are yielding lots of places to "buy" stuff to remove the THC from the bloodstream...ex...
like this one (http://passanydrugtest.net/html/additive2.shtml)
I&#39;m looking for a home remedy though

[sparsely]

home remedy?

skip the test, stay at home, and pack another bowl.

[mrlessk]

Ok, here&#39;s a good one&#33; here (http://my.marijuana.com/4-6b.php3#6)

I&#39;m still reading it....gives suggestions on passing a test...including drinking lots of water theory and others

mrlessk

EDIT
"Diluting your sample will also produce clear urine, with virtually no yellow color. They will assume that you&#39;ve diluted your sample, and they may reject your sample on the basis of color alone. It&#39;s only necessary to start drinking just before the test. Those who drown themselves in fluid days before a test are only causing unnecessary discomfort. Those who stay up all night drinking don&#39;t have any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning. Get up early if the test is early, but don&#39;t lose sleep over a test that&#39;s given in the daytime."

[muchspl2]

I already told him how and what to do
so you added nothing, even what to take to tint his pee was covered by me

[balamm]

Well maybe if it was none of those reasons, then it may be a family court affair.

Ordered to clean up or lose your children maybe? Same response asshole.

And if that&#39;s not it, then there aren&#39;t too many other reasons left I think.

You&#39;re painting your own dark picture.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by balamm@15 December 2003 - 06:33
Well maybe if it was none of those reasons, then it may be a family court affair.

Ordered to clean up or lose your children maybe? Same response asshole.

And if that&#39;s not it, then there aren&#39;t too many other reasons left I think.

You&#39;re painting your own dark picture.
jus stfu none are right
plus I did&#39;nt ask for a baptist shermon asshole i asked for advice
jus stop replying u got no good info so shut up&#33;
once again I thank yeah :) the one&#39;s who gave me help <_<
I gotta go to work now ,but when i come home im making the appointment so ill have more info then on how there testing me.

tank u

[bujub22]

well i got longer than i thought jan 5 d.test so i goota stay clean.
Im goin mad cuz it&#39;s snowing here and im bored but im not token up :(
i guess ill watch some movies that i dl or go rent some video games thanx agian for all the advice and remedys ,methods,everything thanx

[Spider_dude]

apparently crack stays in your hair and grows, it can be tested by removing a hair from anywhere on your body. they do this test in prisons.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@15 December 2003 - 15:42
apparently crack stays in your hair and grows, it can be tested by removing a hair from anywhere on your body. they do this test in prisons.
whoa&#33; did&#39;nt know that but luckly i dont do crack jus weed

[balamm]

Originally posted by bujub22+15 December 2003 - 05:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 15 December 2003 - 05:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-balamm@15 December 2003 - 06:33
Well maybe if it was none of those reasons, then it may be a family court affair.

Ordered to clean up or lose your children maybe? Same&nbsp; response asshole.

And if that&#39;s not it, then there aren&#39;t too many other reasons left I think.

You&#39;re painting your own dark picture.
jus stfu none are right
plus I did&#39;nt ask for a baptist shermon asshole i asked for advice
jus stop replying u got no good info so shut up&#33;
once again I thank yeah :) the one&#39;s who gave me help <_<
I gotta go to work now ,but when i come home im making the appointment so ill have more info then on how there testing me.

tank u [/b][/quote]
I have great info...

Grow up loser&#33;&#33;

:)