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MediaSlayer
12-16-2003, 05:43 AM
while i was out shopping this evening, i noticed a small piece of paper in the fresh fruit section of my local grocery store. being the nosy son of a b*tch that i am, i picked it up, eager to see what it was. here is what it said, for the enjoyment everybody, in case you are wondering what americans buy at the store, if it's much different from the uk:

milk
eggs
bread
peanut butter
corn beef
corn beef hash
cream(2x)
chicken
bbq sauce
spagetti sauce
spagetti noodles
egg noodles
coffee(instant)
5lbs. sugar
cracker(saltine)
dog biscuits
cat food
dog food
butter
livermush
sandwich meat
breakfast sausage

feel free to post any lists you may have found, or say if it's typical in your opinion.
personally, i think no grocery list is complete without any mention of dr. pepper, but that's me.
quiksilver_aus
12-16-2003, 05:51 AM
where's the beer? :blink:
pusher
12-16-2003, 05:53 AM
.....and ice cream?

P.S. if you scan it you can email a copy to http://www.foundmagazine.com/ and they might post it.
Rip The Jacker
12-16-2003, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@15 December 2003 - 21:43
i think no grocery list is complete without any mention of dr. pepper
That makes 2 of us. :) :D
titey
12-16-2003, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@15 December 2003 - 23:43
coffee(instant)
5lbs. sugar
cracker(saltine)

livermush

That's an awfully detailed list.... like they wouldn't remember which kinda crackers to buy? :huh:

:blink: An' WTF is "livermush"?

Hadda be a woman who made the list.... I don't think guys actually bother.... I know I sure don't. :rolleyes:
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 06:04 AM
what is this &#39;shopping&#39; that you speak of? :blink:
100%
12-16-2003, 06:05 AM
http://www.thp.org/reports/family/2002/Mar/graph.gif
http://www.countdown.org/end/pix/famine_2.jpg
j4y3m
12-16-2003, 06:09 AM
Where&#39;s The Crisps And Chocolate :blink:
titey
12-16-2003, 06:11 AM
:unsure: Am I the only one who doesn&#39;t get the intent of Zed&#39;s post?
Rip The Jacker
12-16-2003, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by titey@15 December 2003 - 22:11
:unsure: Am I the only one who doesn&#39;t get the intent of Zed&#39;s post?
Nope. Trust me your not the only one... :unsure:
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 06:16 AM
Originally posted by titey@16 December 2003 - 06:11
:unsure: Am I the only one who doesn&#39;t get the intent of Zed&#39;s post?
nope I am with you on that one Titey, it&#39;s an interesting post albeit a littler out of the current context of the thread
Keikan
12-16-2003, 06:16 AM
daaaaaaaaam you can buy crack in a grocery store?
Honey
12-16-2003, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by titey@16 December 2003 - 12:58
:blink: An&#39; WTF is "livermush"?

Hadda be a woman who made the list.... I don&#39;t think guys actually bother.... I know I sure don&#39;t. :rolleyes:
well... I dont know what "livermush" is..

or corn beef hash

and we dont sell sugar by the pound (grams)

but titey darlin... it HAD to be a woman who wrote that list?.. <_<

most women don&#39;t NEED lists coz we do the damn shop every week and we KNOW exactly what we have to get&#33;..

the only way a woman would have a list in the first place is if the guy she&#39;s with wants weird stuff... like what&#39;s on that list now&#33;.. :P

umm... and it&#39;s gotta be a guy...coz there&#39;s no fruit or veggies on it&#33;.. or yoghurt.. or anything closely resembling diet food&#33; :D
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 06:23
most women don&#39;t NEED lists coz we do the damn shop every week and we KNOW exactly what we have to get&#33;..

ah that&#39;s why I have no idea what you are on about :huh:

as for .....&#39;&#39;umm... and it&#39;s gotta be a guy...coz there&#39;s no fruit or veggies on it&#33;.. or yoghurt.. or anything closely resembling diet food&#33; :D&#39;&#39;

or chocolate or 40 magazines about everything or 21 things from the buy one get one free or a thingybob &#39;that was in the sale&#39; etc etc

:P
titey
12-16-2003, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 00:23
but titey darlin... it HAD to be a woman who wrote that list?..&nbsp; <_<

most women don&#39;t NEED lists coz we do the damn shop every week and we KNOW exactly what we have to get&#33;..

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/ohno.gifUm.... um.... I just meant that it musta been a woman cuz of how women are always so organized about everything (Yeah, that&#39;s it&#33;)

An&#39; the attention to detail.... um.... an&#39;.... um.... http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sweat.gif



:unsure: Um....





Gee you sure look beautiful tonite&#33;http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/flowers.gif
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by titey+16 December 2003 - 06:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 16 December 2003 - 06:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 00:23
but titey darlin... it HAD to be a woman who wrote that list?.. <_<

most women don&#39;t NEED lists coz we do the damn shop every week and we KNOW exactly what we have to get&#33;..

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/ohno.gifUm.... um.... I just meant that it musta been a woman cuz of how women are always so organized about everything (Yeah, that&#39;s it&#33;)

An&#39; the attention to detail.... um.... an&#39;.... um.... http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sweat.gif



:unsure: Um....





Gee you sure look beautiful tonite&#33;http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/flowers.gif [/b][/quote]
for f*ck sake fella, where&#39;s yer backbone :angry: <_<
titey
12-16-2003, 06:43 AM
:o Shhhhhh.... I thinks she&#39;s buyin it&#33;





:blink:
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 06:48 AM
hopefully the livermush (whatever that is) for you, you lily livered person <_<
titey
12-16-2003, 07:04 AM
Well, http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/tongue.gif to you too.... ya butt-sniffer&#33;




@ babe - Corned beef hash is good eatin.... it&#39;s usually served at breakfast. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/essen.gif
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by titey@16 December 2003 - 07:04
Well, http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/tongue.gif to you too.... ya butt-sniffer&#33;




@ babe - Corned beef hash is good eatin.... it&#39;s usually served at breakfast. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/essen.gif
at least I ain&#39;t a butt licker :angry:
Honey
12-16-2003, 07:09 AM
Im buyin it huh?...

you got the right moves... sometimes&#33; ;)

and ZC.. what IS livermush?... :huh: n stop pickin on him ya bully&#33;

:P
mrlessk
12-16-2003, 07:12 AM
Google Search:
"One of North Carolina&#39;s best loved breakfast foods is that Poor Boy&#39;s Pate&#39;, Liver Mush. This delicacy, fried crisp and served with grits and scrambled eggs, is a wonderful way to start the day." :lol:

Personally, I&#39;m originally from Pennsylvania and this is the first time I&#39;ve ever heard of Livermush....must be that "good ol&#39; southern cooking thing" :lol:
titey
12-16-2003, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 01:09
Im buyin it huh?...

you got the right moves... sometimes&#33; ;)

:unsure: What&#39;s that music I hear in the background? "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way...." :D





@ Zero - :o Who told you?
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 07:09
Im buyin it huh?...

you got the right moves... sometimes&#33; ;)

and ZC.. what IS livermush?... :huh: n stop pickin on him ya bully&#33;

:P
Oh good grief this gets worsehttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/doh.gif

First Jonno now titeyhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/boo.gif


p.s. re livermush I have no idea, but you can mark it off the list I think ;)
titey
12-16-2003, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@16 December 2003 - 01:14
First Jonno now titey http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/boo.gif

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/angry.gif OI&#33;&#33;&#33;


Insults are one thing, but lumpin me in wif Jonno is goin too far&#33; <_<
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by titey+16 December 2003 - 07:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 16 December 2003 - 07:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@16 December 2003 - 01:14
First Jonno now titey http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/boo.gif

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/angry.gif OI&#33;&#33;&#33;


Insults are one thing, but lumpin me in wif Jonno is goin too far&#33; <_< [/b][/quote]
you lumped youself in fella, I just tell it like it is
Honey
12-16-2003, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by titey+16 December 2003 - 14:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 16 December 2003 - 14:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 01:09
Im buyin it huh?...

you got the right moves... sometimes&#33;&nbsp; ;)

:unsure: What&#39;s that music I hear in the background? "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way...." :D
[/b][/quote]
and to think that you used THAT against moi&#33;.. :lol:

maybe i better tell you what happens when you pull the other one?.. :lol:


First Jonno now titey


ZC.. what does THAT mean?..

I&#39;ve never done nothin to Jonno&#33;.. :o

:lol:
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 07:34
ZC.. what does THAT mean?..

I&#39;ve never done nothin to Jonno&#33;.. :o

:lol:
he too crumbles at the slightest sign of disagreement from a lady :rolleyes:

I had more hope for titey :(
titey
12-16-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 01:34
and to think that you used THAT against moi&#33;.. :lol:

maybe i better tell you what happens when you pull the other one?.. :lol:

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif


:huh: The other one?

You only gots two. :blink:








@ Zero - I didn&#39;t "crumble", I just flaked a bit. :P
fkdup74
12-16-2003, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@15 December 2003 - 22:31
or chocolate or 40 magazines about everything or 21 things from the buy one get one free or a thingybob &#39;that was in the sale&#39; etc etc

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Honey
12-16-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+16 December 2003 - 14:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 16 December 2003 - 14:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 07:34
ZC.. what does THAT mean?..

I&#39;ve never done nothin to Jonno&#33;..&nbsp; :o

:lol:
he too crumbles at the slightest sign of disagreement from a lady :rolleyes:

I had more hope for titey :( [/b][/quote]
titey didnt crumble...

he just knew i was right&#33;.. :lol:



:huh:&nbsp; The other one?

You only gots two.&nbsp; :blink:

only got two of lot of things darlin... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/yes.gif

but i never told you what the first one does&#33;... ;)
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by FKDUP74+16 December 2003 - 07:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FKDUP74 &#064; 16 December 2003 - 07:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@15 December 2003 - 22:31
or chocolate or 40 magazines about everything or 21 things from the buy one get one free or a thingybob &#39;that was in the sale&#39; etc etc

:lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
see Titey you should be morel ike this gentleman (although I have the feeling and sneaky suspicion he may be a little bit f**ked up :blink: )and enjoy a harmless dig, oh and enough with the whole jingle bells pulling yanking twisting and grabbing please, or believe you me comparisons will be made with a cetrtain surfer type persona :unsure: ;)

@Ozbabe just saw your post as I typed, :lol: :lol: I think you should reward him by going for the shopping.............Zero takes cover before tins of livermush come hurtling from Oz :o :)
titey
12-16-2003, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 01:51
but i never told you what the first one does&#33;... ;)

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif I thought it went over my shoulder, just like the other.








@ Zero - Who said anything about twisting? :huh:
Honey
12-16-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@16 December 2003 - 14:54
@Ozbabe just saw your post as I typed,&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol: I think you should reward him by going for the shopping.............Zero takes cover before tins of livermush come hurtling from Oz :o&nbsp; :)
ZC.... me do the shopping?..

and throw cans of liver mush... <_<

no way&#33;...

I can think of better things to do than that&#33;.. :o


@ titey... *gobsmacked* http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/bwush.gif
titey
12-16-2003, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 02:28
*gobsmacked*&nbsp; http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/bwush.gif
:devil:







http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif






http://piczonline.com/client/titey/kisswink.gif
Honey
12-16-2003, 09:00 AM
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/harp.gif



















http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/babeshades.gif
fkdup74
12-16-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@15 December 2003 - 23:54
(although I have the feeling and sneaky suspicion he may be a little bit f**ked up :blink: )
what would ever give you that impression? :( ........ :lol:
actually i was a little, just a little....... :D
(monday night football, beer and pizza tends to do that to me :lol: )

hey&#33; now theres a real shopping list......beer & pizza&#33;
titey
12-16-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@16 December 2003 - 03:00
http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/harp.gif



http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/babeshades.gif
http://piczonline.com/client/titey/guitar.gif



:P



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/shades.gif G&#39;nite babe.
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 09:45 AM
in true Chuck Brown fashion..

&#39;&#39;Oh Good Grief&#39;&#39;&#39; :blink:
Honey
12-16-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@16 December 2003 - 16:45
in true Chuck Brown fashion..

&#39;&#39;Oh Good Grief&#39;&#39;&#39; :blink:
@ ZC... shooosh you&#33;.. :P



@titey... nite darlin... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif
(>Zero Cool<)
12-16-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe+16 December 2003 - 10:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ozbabe @ 16 December 2003 - 10:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@16 December 2003 - 16:45
in true Chuck Brown fashion..

&#39;&#39;Oh Good Grief&#39;&#39;&#39; :blink:
@ ZC... shooosh you&#33;.. :P [/b][/quote]
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/zipped.gif
Honey
12-16-2003, 10:47 AM
:lol: :lol:
bujub22
12-16-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Zedaxax@16 December 2003 - 02:05
http://www.thp.org/reports/family/2002/Mar/graph.gif
http://www.countdown.org/end/pix/famine_2.jpg
whats this crap for ?