Best Pickup Lines

[xxxSHARExxx]

wats your best pickup line:


-will some 1 call the cops cus u just stole my heart

-i lost my number can i have yours?

[(>Zero Cool<)]

can I get a lift please mate

[100%]

Are you rich?

[titey]

;) I like yer dress........ it&#39;d look great on my bedroom floor. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif

[I.am]

Shit Happens and then you die&#33;
Why dont you come with me ?









:lol:

[Evil Gemini]

what would you do for 10 dollars

[I.am]

Originally posted by neattairoski@16 December 2003 - 04:10
what would you do for 10 dollars
Have you seen Catch me if you can? Do you remember the joke Tom Hanks tells to his fellow detectives?

[muchspl2]

hi

[I.am]

Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 04:19
hi
Are you picking up or dropping by? :lol:

[muchspl2]

you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello

[asmithz]

Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 01:41
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello
Yep that is tru :D :P

[I.am]

Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 04:41
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello
Ya right&#33;
For how many years have been trying that till now :lol:

[pusher]

"When I saw you across the room it was like everyone in the room disappeared and you and I were the only ones. I hope that didn&#39;t come off like some cliche but it&#39;s truth and if I didn&#39;t at least talk to you I know that I would&#39;ve passed up on perfect happiness.............................wanna fuck?"

Okay maybe not. :D

[dwightfry]

This one is funny....but I would never try it. I don&#39;t like getting slapped very much

Ask her if she has ever kissed a bunny between the ears.

When she says no, pull your pant&#39;s pocket inside out and say "Maybe you should try"

[Nimdock]

And if she says yes?

[ButWay]

This reminds me of TT beer cans they have pickup lines written all over them

"your father must have been a thief... cuz&#39; he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

[dwightfry]

Originally posted by Nimdock@16 December 2003 - 06:04
And if she says yes?
Ask her if she&#39;d like to again.

[Wizard_Mon1]

go up to her fat friend and say do you wanna dance...

she says yes and you say go on tehn teh dance floors over there

i wanna chat to your mate.

:lol:

[RGX]

"Heres 20p, phone your mum and tell her you aint coming home tonight"

Funny, but would never work

[Cheese]

Have you got any Geordie in you...? Would you like some?

[oldmancan]

Sheesh, no wonder you guys spend so much time here. Best pick-up lines...omg.

muchspl2 doesn&#39;t even use a "line" and his is the best offerred.

Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?" If you get a smile, well your in... If you get a nasty look and a "what?"...the reply is "I said, typical nasty weather". So likely she apologizes and if your smart you keep up the conversation which could lead...

What&#39;s with the kids these days?

Tongue in cheek, omc

[DWk]

Originally posted by oldmancan@16 December 2003 - 11:01
Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?" If you get a smile, well your in... If you get a nasty look and a "what?"...the reply is "I said, typical nasty weather".
hmmm tsk tsk what if its sunny...or just "normal" weather.... ;) :rolleyes:

[DanB]

here&#39;s one

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? :P

[Schumacher_Skaife]

OK the 2 best ones i have heard are

"I lost my treasure&#33; Can I Look In Your Chest"

AND

"Todays word is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word&#33;"

:hug:

Dave :P

[Darth Sushi]

Would you like to exchange bodily fluids?

[Stepp Savage]

LGBNAF&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;Works everytime like Colt 45&#33;&#33;&#33;

[ScotchGuy]

Would you like to have sex with me?

[sparsely]

why is everyone talking about dating or whatever....can&#39;t you people NOT hijack a topic? :angry:

anyway...to respond to the question
I think this one has nice, eye-pleasing lines:

http://www.sonyclassical.com/music/60584/gfx/journal/093099_16.jpg

[Schumacher_Skaife]

Originally posted by Sparsely@17 December 2003 - 14:59
why is everyone talking about dating or whatever....can&#39;t you people NOT hijack a topic? :angry:

anyway...to respond to the question
I think this one has nice, eye-pleasing lines:

http://www.sonyclassical.com/music/60584/gfx/journal/093099_16.jpg
you are joking arent you?

Dave :rolleyes:

[Gemby!]

what about ..

how YOU doin&#39; &#33;&#33; :D

[DanB]

What works on you ??? :P

[Gemby!]

who ? me?

well to be honest how you doin&#39; would just make me laff and so would most of the others :P thats about it :P

[DanB]

I think a female input is needed here though.

it woud put a different perspective on things :)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by DWk@16 December 2003 - 19:58
Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?"
what if its sunny
Are you willing to go up to Sunny and say that? :lol:

[bigboab]

Most of the corny pick-up lines have equally corny replies. Two of the best I can remember are:-

"Where have you been all my life?"
Ans "I haven&#39;t been born half of it".


"Don&#39;t run Honey, You&#39;ll heat your water".
Ans "Dont worry. You&#39;ll not scald your Pr* in it".


For Gemby. Pr* = Pretty little fingers. :rolleyes:

[shogunxxx]

Do you know CPR








































Because youve just taken my Breath away

[adjective-noun-number]

Scream and I&#39;ll kill you.

[lynx]

I feel sure Ford or Toyota must have the best Pickup Lines.

Damn, I don&#39;t think you can even destroy a Toyota pickup, they go on forever.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by lynx@19 December 2003 - 02:31
I feel sure Ford or Toyota must have the best Pickup Lines.

Damn, I don&#39;t think you can even destroy a Toyota pickup, they go on forever.
If this line of humor continues, I move that we try BigBoab for crimes against humanity viv-a-vis this forum.

Poisoned the waters is what he has done, and we are all withering into pundit putrefication.