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nincompoop
02-16-2003, 05:35 PM
I always liked clint eastwood for his remarks and sarqasm...one of the best is from the movie "heartbreak ridge".....introducing to soldiers under his new command:

" Im here to tell you all, that life as you know it has ended!-
You may all go to town tonight, make fools out of your selfs-
run your pathetic little peckers of against your girlfriends or stick it in a knock-hole in the fence...what ever it is get rid off it! because 0500 tomorrow your ass is mine!"

any other? B)

jetje
02-16-2003, 05:39 PM
i'll be back
but that's because i have to log out for now, gotta eat.... later :lol:

Benno
02-16-2003, 05:46 PM
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

or just

Asta la vista, baby

BROCKSTER
02-16-2003, 05:46 PM
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
matrix and

I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them. :D

sirhumpalot1996
02-16-2003, 07:09 PM
i need a bigger boat

TEZZ
02-16-2003, 08:50 PM
"There was this one time..at Band camp....."

Gambo
02-16-2003, 09:00 PM
"you lookin' at me?"

Taxi Driver

mrcall1969
02-16-2003, 09:09 PM
"What F'n Indians??


Custers Last Stand.

captainhormone
02-16-2003, 09:37 PM
:D "Who the fuck is Tony?" :D

dingoBaby
02-16-2003, 09:42 PM
Any line from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. "You can start by wiping that f*cking smile off your f*cking face..."

Darth Sushi
02-16-2003, 09:46 PM
Aliens: "Game over, man!" :lol:

DataMore
02-16-2003, 09:54 PM
"What we do in life, echoes throughout eternity"

The Gladiator

Sneepboy
02-16-2003, 10:23 PM
"Lee Harvey, remember that time you stole that cow, and your friends tried to make it with the cow? I want to party with you cowboy."

-Stripes

"Want to make fourteen dollars the hard way?"

"Meet my friend Wang.....No offense."

Rodney Dangerfield - Caddyshack

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

- Airplane

"Nice beaver" "I just had it stuffed"

-Naked Gun

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is goin on here?
I paid you boys to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

-Blazing Saddles

Zardoz
02-16-2003, 10:27 PM
"Nail 'em up I say, Nail some sense into 'em" Life of Brian

Benno
02-16-2003, 11:17 PM
She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride. -Austin Powers

Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin: Or sometimes not at all. -Austin Powers

Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
Detective John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole. - Die hard

Castor Troy: "Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck" - Face off

Martin Riggs: So this must have been what Uncle Benny meant by Four Fathers. Looks like Japan's version of the Marx brothers. Let's see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, Fucko. - Lethal Weapon 4

Stegman: "It's ok, Val, this meal's on me."
Val: "Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?!" - Payback

Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!" - Pulp Fiction



Ok i have to admit I didnt rememberd all exactly on my own ;)

tilen76
02-16-2003, 11:35 PM
"Louie, this could be a beginning of a beautiful frinedship, ..."

captainhormone
02-17-2003, 12:47 AM
Another one is something like this.."are you italian???you look italian....as long as ive gotta face youve always got somewhere to sit"....Extreme Predjudice :lol: :D :lol:

I_DONT_SHARE_PORN
02-17-2003, 01:57 AM
*** coolest movie quotes (http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/) ***

Supernatural
02-17-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Darth Sushi@16 February 2003 - 16:46
Aliens: "Game over, man!" :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Do you like dicks?!"
"Sir, no sir!"
"F*ck that! You like dicks! You look like the kind of guy who would f*uck somebody in the ass and not even have the courtesy to give a reach around!"

-Full Metal Jacket-

"The Avatar Man"
02-17-2003, 01:11 PM
""whoa""
http://www.keanu.org/photos/matrix/neo4.jpg

[B][O][T]
02-17-2003, 01:14 PM
Terminator quotes


Kyle: John Connor gave me a picture of you once. I didn't know why at the time.
It was very old, torn, faded. You were young like you are now. You seemed just a little sad.
I used to always wonder what you were thinking at that moment.
I memorised every line, every curve. I came across time for you Sarah, I love you, I always have.


Terminator: Your clothes, give them to me.


Kyle Reese: Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.


Clerk: These are brand new; we just got these in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
Terminator: Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.
Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal.


Kyle Reese: Come with me if you want to live.


The Terminator: I'll be back.


Dr. Silbermann: You broke my arm!
Sarah Connor: There's 215 bones in the human body. That's one.


The Terminator: I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.
Cigar Biker: You forgot to say please.


Sarah Connor: How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...
John Connor: Mom.
Sarah Connor: ...and destruction...
John Connor: Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay?


The Terminator: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.


John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.


Dr. Silberman: I'm sure it feels very real to you.
Sarah Connor: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?


The Terminator: Come with me if you want to live!

ShareDaddy
02-17-2003, 01:30 PM
"I got something to say, It's better to burn out, than to fade away" - Kurgan/Victor Kruger in Highlander 1986.

"MOM" - Kurgan/Victor Kruger in Highlander 1986.

ersatz
02-17-2003, 04:56 PM
http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3453_001_thumb.jpg

You mean, let me understand this, I'm a little fucked up, maybe. But, I'm funny, how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh. I'm here to fucking amuse you. What do you mean funny? Funny, how? How am I funny?

Ron
02-17-2003, 09:02 PM
"There can be only one" Christopher Lambert - Highlander 1986

<Skweeky> i never cybered like this before, so I&#39;m kinda new at it too
Titanixxx - 2003

As for worst dialogue ever.....

<NikkiD> you know skweeky, I have the most delicious recipe for sauteed carrots
<Skweeky> yes, I&#39;ve been meaning to ask you about that
<Skweeky> how do you make those?
<NikkiD> it&#39;s 3 cups of carrot slices, and 1/4 cup of butter, salt pepper and garlic to taste
<Skweeky> hmmm, sounds delicious...
NikkiD does Belgium- 2003

Benno
02-17-2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Ron@17 February 2003 - 22:02
"There can be only one" Christopher Lambert - Highlander 1986

<Skweeky> i never cybered like this before, so I&#39;m kinda new at it too
Titanixxx - 2003

As for worst dialogue ever.....

<NikkiD> you know skweeky, I have the most delicious recipe for sauteed carrots
<Skweeky> yes, I&#39;ve been meaning to ask you about that
<Skweeky> how do you make those?
<NikkiD> it&#39;s 3 cups of carrot slices, and 1/4 cup of butter, salt pepper and garlic to taste
<Skweeky> hmmm, sounds delicious...
NikkiD does Belgium- 2003
It wont be easy to beat that. :D

DataMore
02-17-2003, 09:20 PM
Here&#39;s another one.
This quote is from Pulp Fiction when Christopher Walken is telling the story of the Gold Watch:

"This watch was on your Daddy&#39;s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it would be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he&#39;d be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy&#39;s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin&#39;. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."


I just can&#39;t stop laughing when I watch that thing&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Darth Sushi
02-17-2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by ShareDaddy@17 February 2003 - 14:30
"MOM" - Kurgan/Victor Kruger in Highlander 1986.
Also from Highlander: "My car&#33;" (instead of "my wife" :D )

mrcall1969
02-17-2003, 09:50 PM
What F&#39;n Iceberg.

Titanic.

markje
02-17-2003, 10:14 PM
jippiekajeee mothafucker.................

die hard with a venageance

Grim
02-19-2003, 08:50 PM
This was in some Jerry Lewis film where he&#39;s plays 5 different roles as the uncle&#39;s of a little girl. This role he is a gangster & he say&#39;s to one of his gang "I&#39;ll rip yur lip & stick it behind yur ear". This was so hilarious i nearly pissed myself laffin.

Sneepboy
02-20-2003, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by ShareDaddy@17 February 2003 - 07:30
"I got something to say, It&#39;s better to burn out, than to fade away" - Kurgan/Victor Kruger in Highlander 1986.
Okay, I vote you win. Thats the coolest quote.
Good movie too.

sAdam
02-20-2003, 04:05 AM
"yea" - clint eastwood when told by gene hackman: "i&#39;ll see you in hell william munny"
in Unforgiven

puremindmatters
02-20-2003, 12:24 PM
"Yeah, how&#39;m I gonna know when they no say nothing?" (Marx brothers)

Why a duck (http://www.whyaduck.com/info/movies/scenes/whyaduck.htm)

The whole conversation... still beyond funny....

tilen76
02-20-2003, 12:31 PM
Eddie Murphy, Coming To America:

E.M.: "Good morning my neighbours&#33;"
neighbour: " Fuck you&#33;"
E.M. "FUCK YOU TOO&#33;"

:lol:

ugluk
02-20-2003, 02:20 PM
"do you feel lucky? well, do you, punk?"

-Dirty Harry

tilen76
02-20-2003, 02:23 PM
" "

- Charlie Chaplin -

Lamsey
02-20-2003, 02:30 PM
Gimli: "You&#39;ll have to toss me."
Aragorn: (tilts head, looks quizzical)
Gimli: "Don&#39;t tell the Elf&#33;"

- Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers


Bill: "Be excellent to each other."
Ted: "Uh... Party on, dudes&#33;"

- Bill And Ted&#39;s Excellent Adventure

insanebassman
02-20-2003, 04:04 PM
"How do you shoot the devil in the back?....
What if you miss?"

-Kevin Spacey, The usual suspects

"In the quiet words of the virgin mary... Come again."

-Snatch

Knuckles187
02-20-2003, 04:30 PM
Gooks theyre everywhere... it&#39;s either kick ass or kiss ass... it&#39;s the only way to win this fucking war *guard enters rapidly recieves a 9mm round to his face* see.. theyre everywhere....

Universal soldier...


we got a black hawk down we got a black hawk down

best quote for myself as i have read and loved the book for ages :)


Im a Good Fucking marine.

as you can tell.. i mainly watch military/tactical striking videos... im not one for horror etc... gimme a gun and a nuke to defuse..&#33;

ADSLpredator
02-20-2003, 04:44 PM
...shit happens...

ClubDiggler
02-26-2003, 04:33 AM
Here&#39;sss Johnny&#33;&#33;

Red Rum&#33; Red Rum&#33;


The Shinning

ClubDiggler
02-26-2003, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by VanDiem@20 February 2003 - 17:30

Gooks theyre everywhere... it&#39;s either kick ass or kiss ass... it&#39;s the only way to win this fucking war *guard enters rapidly recieves a 9mm round to his face* see.. theyre everywhere....

Universal soldier...


we got a black hawk down we got a black hawk down

best quote for myself as i have read and loved the book for ages :)


Im a Good Fucking marine.

as you can tell.. i mainly watch military/tactical striking videos... im not one for horror etc... gimme a gun and a nuke to defuse..&#33;
How about:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

What movie?

imported_el-producto
02-27-2003, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by ClubDiggler+25 February 2003 - 22:35--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ClubDiggler @ 25 February 2003 - 22:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--VanDiem@20 February 2003 - 17:30

Gooks theyre everywhere... it&#39;s either kick ass or kiss ass... it&#39;s the only way to win this fucking war *guard enters rapidly recieves a 9mm round to his face* see.. theyre everywhere....

Universal soldier...


we got a black hawk down we got a black hawk down

best quote for myself as i have read and loved the book for ages :)


Im a Good Fucking marine.

as you can tell.. i mainly watch military/tactical striking videos... im not one for horror etc... gimme a gun and a nuke to defuse..&#33;
How about:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

What movie? [/b][/quote]
it&#39;s from Apocalypse Now.


"Why dont you try sticking your head up your ass to see if it fits"

Scarface

imported_el-producto
02-27-2003, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Gambo@16 February 2003 - 15:00
"you lookin&#39; at me?"

Taxi Driver
its "you talkin to me"

have you not seen the movie or what

spork
02-27-2003, 06:53 AM
GANDALF: YOU Shall NOT PASS&#33;&#33;&#33;

[B][O][T]
02-27-2003, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by ClubDiggler@26 February 2003 - 05:33
Here&#39;sss Johnny&#33;&#33;

Red Rum&#33; Red Rum&#33;


The Shinning
Gotta love that movie&#33;

spork
02-27-2003, 07:01 AM
Luke, I am your father&#33;&#33;&#33;

insanebassman
02-27-2003, 08:15 PM
"...I&#39;m just afraid I&#39;ll come home one day and find you fucking the toaster."

- Heavy Metal, Stenographer talking to the Robot she just banged

captainhormone
02-27-2003, 10:47 PM
:ph34r: :D Sean Connery in the Untouchables "..if he pulls a knife you pull a gun....if he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue...THATS the chicago way , and thats the way you beat capone&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

j2k4
02-28-2003, 04:35 PM
"When I leave here, two things are gonna be true that ain&#39;t true now. One, we are gonna find out what in good Christ has been goin&#39; on around here, and two, I&#39;m gonna have someone&#39;s ass in my briefcase".

Wilford Brimley-Absence of Malice

j2k4
02-28-2003, 04:42 PM
"There&#39;s no crying in baseball"

Tom Hanks-A League of Their Own

"It don&#39;t pay to rile Woodrow F. Call"

Robert Duvall-Lonesome Dove

"Does your dog bite?"

Peter Sellers-Return of the Pink Panther

I got lots more, but......

evilbagpuss
02-28-2003, 05:00 PM
Full Metal Jacket


Holy dog shit&#33; Texas&#33; Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don&#39;t look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Sir, No, Sir&#33;

Are you a peter puffer?

Sir, No, Sir&#33;

Bullshit&#33; I bet you&#39;re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around. I&#39;ll be watchin you.


I&#39;m gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin&#39; seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin&#39; grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you&#33;

lol, that guy&#39;s great.

mrcall1969
02-28-2003, 05:12 PM
No I can&#39;t smell F&#39;n burning.

The Towering Inferno

gumbydancin
02-28-2003, 06:27 PM
Damn near any quote from &#39;Freeway&#39; with Reese Witherspoon. Freakin hilarious&#33;

"The Avatar Man"
02-28-2003, 06:42 PM
"FREEDOM"
http://som.csudh.edu/rbittick/images/Braveheart%20bh65.jpg
"Run Forest"
http://www.tomhanksland.com/Pics/forrest37.jpg
"what are you gonna do arrest me?"
http://cinemaniacs.virtualave.net/hundred/basicinstinct.jpg

Zardoz
03-09-2003, 05:50 AM
"go find a nice cowgirl, have some cowbabies and leave me the fuck alone"

and

"did you think that was a clitoris at the back of your throat"
Last Seduction

Zardoz
03-09-2003, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by mrcall1969@28 February 2003 - 17:12
No I can&#39;t smell F&#39;n burning.

The Towering Inferno

What F&#39;n planes?

Twin Towers the movie

DarthInsinuate
03-09-2003, 10:00 AM
the full Dirty Harry quote is:

"this is a .335 magnum - the most powerful gun in the world, it&#39;ll blow your head clean off.
Right now i bet you&#39;re thinking &#39;did he fire 5 shots or 6?&#39;
Well, you&#39;ve got to ask one question - &#39;do i feel lucky?&#39;
Well, do you? PUNK?

from The Last Boy Scout
Bruce Willis is tied up in a chair

Bruce - &#39;can i have a smoke?&#39;

the bad guy places a cig in his mouth

Bruce - &#39;can i have a light?

the bad guy goes to give him a light and instead punches him
he then laughes hysterically

Bruce - &#39;i seem to have dropped my cigerette, may i have another&#39;

a puzzled look from the bad guy
the bad guy places another cig in his mouth

Bruce - &#39;i need a light, but if you touch me again i&#39;ll fucking kill you&#39;

the bad guy goes to give him a light and instead punches him again
laughes hysterically

Bruce then head buts him in the face forcing his nose into his brain

I could list 20 great quotes from star wars, but i&#39;m sure you&#39;ll know them

nahan
03-09-2003, 11:44 AM
" ARE YOU GONNA BARK ALL DAY LITTLE DOGGIE, OR ARE GONNA BTIE?"
MADSEN TO KEITEL IN RESERVOIR DOGS

YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE? , THIS IS A KNIFE
CROC DUNDEE

"YOU WANNA FIGHT ?" "THEMS FIGHTIN WERDS"
HOMER TO SOME HICK

"I THINK IN ALL FAIRNESS I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I DO
FOR INSTANCE ,ILL GET UP NICE AND EARLY AND TAKE A WALK DOWN OVER TO THE BANK ...WALK IN AND SEE YOU AND A IF YOU DONT HAVE MY MONEY FOR ME ILL CRACK YOU FUCKIN HEAD OPEN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE BANK
AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME I GET OUTTA JAIL,HOPEFULLY YOU &#39;LL BEING COMMING OUT OF YOUR COMA...AND GUESS WHAT?
ILL SPLIT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OPEN AGAIN.CAUSE IM FUCKIN STUPID I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAILS ,THATS MY BUSSINESS THATS WHAT I DO

ILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING,YOU CAN FUCKIN TRY ME FATSO.YOU FUCKIN TRY ME&#33;
PESCI CASINO

captainhormone
03-09-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by nahan@9 March 2003 - 12:44
" ARE YOU GONNA BARK ALL DAY LITTLE DOGGIE, OR ARE GONNA BTIE?"
MADSEN TO KEITEL IN RESERVOIR DOGS

YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE? , THIS IS A KNIFE
CROC DUNDEE

"YOU WANNA FIGHT ?" "THEMS FIGHTIN WERDS"
HOMER TO SOME HICK

"I THINK IN ALL FAIRNESS I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT I DO
FOR INSTANCE ,ILL GET UP NICE AND EARLY AND TAKE A WALK DOWN OVER TO THE BANK ...WALK IN AND SEE YOU AND A IF YOU DONT HAVE MY MONEY FOR ME ILL CRACK YOU FUCKIN HEAD OPEN IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE BANK
AND JUST ABOUT THE TIME I GET OUTTA JAIL,HOPEFULLY YOU &#39;LL BEING COMMING OUT OF YOUR COMA...AND GUESS WHAT?
ILL SPLIT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OPEN AGAIN.CAUSE IM FUCKIN STUPID I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAILS ,THATS MY BUSSINESS THATS WHAT I DO

ILL BE THERE IN THE MORNING,YOU CAN FUCKIN TRY ME FATSO.YOU FUCKIN TRY ME&#33;
PESCI CASINO
"Bitches leave" Clarence Boddiger in Robocop :D :D :lol: :blink:

Rhydian66
03-09-2003, 10:09 PM
Hudson in Aliens:

&#39;I&#39;m tellin&#39; ya, there&#39;s somethin&#39; movin&#39; an&#39; it ain&#39;t us&#33;&#39;

and

&#39;Maybe we got &#39;em demoralised&#39;

johnnytightlips2
03-09-2003, 10:48 PM
i think the coolest one is from terminator.
"stay here, ill be back"

panthro
03-16-2003, 08:49 PM
You&#39;re suffering will be legendary even in hell- Hellraiser 2 :beerchug:

panthro
03-16-2003, 08:51 PM
Here you are all equally worthless-Full Metal Jacket

panthro
03-16-2003, 08:56 PM
It&#39;s better to be first in hell than second in heaven-Stone Cold

Z
03-17-2003, 01:47 AM
"The fact the youve got replica written down the side of your guns, and the fact that ive got desert eagle, point five o written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...fuck off." :lol:

-Bullet-tooth Tony (Snatch)

i already posted this in the other thread. :P

kAb
03-17-2003, 02:24 AM
"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"
-Mouse, to Neo in The Matrix

mr_tiki
03-17-2003, 02:24 AM
"we demand.. a shrubery"




"she turned me into a newt&#33;&#33;&#33;.. a newt?........ i got better.."

ShareDaddy
03-17-2003, 06:48 PM
Allow me to be the first to say that what we have done here is *not* a good thing. It&#39;s definitely not a good thing. But it was, given the circumstances, the smart play.

and

If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you&#39;re left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B.

Both are from Boyd in "Very Bad Things"


I want my two dollars&#33;

and

Now that&#39;s a real shame when folks be throwin&#39; away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Both are from "Better Off Dead", first one was the paperboy and the second was a tree trimmer.

j2k4
03-17-2003, 07:02 PM
"Hate &#39;em back-It works for me"
Mel Gibson-Lethal Weapon

ShareDaddy
03-17-2003, 08:02 PM
Is it Dead?

The Boondock Saints, just after the gun went off accidentally and splattered the cat all over the wall. Gets me laughing very hard everytime I see it. Is it dead, hahahahahahahahaha. :lol:

Dapadipz
03-17-2003, 09:46 PM
DTA - Dont Trust Anybody

--Lock Up

Skillian
03-17-2003, 10:15 PM
And like that... :-" ... he&#39;s gone...

edit: Usual Suspects

Infested Cats
03-17-2003, 10:33 PM
edited

C4-M$=:)
03-18-2003, 12:23 AM
ok, I&#39;m reloaded.

~Scarface~

Skillian
03-18-2003, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by C4-M&#036;=:)@18 March 2003 - 00:23
ok, I&#39;m reloaded.

~Scarface~
Sorry, gotta pick you up on that one, it&#39;s one of my favourite lines too - it&#39;s Carlito&#39;s Way isn&#39;t it?

C4-M$=:)
03-18-2003, 07:11 AM
no that&#39;s scarface, when he is all coked up at the end, and everyone is trying to kill him. But I&#39;ve watched both movies alot so I can&#39;t be sure about that.

nahan
03-18-2003, 07:25 AM
Even better
"Say hello to my little frien"
pacino scarface

C4-M$=:)
03-18-2003, 07:36 AM
yeahhh, I was right it is scraface, thx for the reminder.

Ad
03-19-2003, 01:44 AM
Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in"

Skillian
03-19-2003, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by C4-M&#036;=:)@18 March 2003 - 07:11
no that&#39;s scarface, when he is all coked up at the end, and everyone is trying to kill him. But I&#39;ve watched both movies alot so I can&#39;t be sure about that.
Yep, you&#39;re right. Sorry :">

I thought it was that bit in Carlito&#39;s Way when he&#39;s in the bathroom after shooting the columbians.

"You think you&#39;re big-time? You&#39;re gonna die, big-time... here come the pain&#33;"

edit: There&#39;s gotta be a thousand cool movie quotes from those two films. Two of the greatest films ever.

TheMan1891
03-19-2003, 07:33 PM
Hannibal Lector in Hannibal, "Its always good to try new things..."

Said at the ending as kid is about to eat some fried brains... its gross but cool.

Z
03-20-2003, 02:59 AM
"you ever been punched in the face for talkin&#39; too much?"
- XXX :lol:

DiogenesUK
03-20-2003, 03:47 AM
"You&#39;re all individuals"..........................."I&#39;m not" - Life of Brian

Riddler
04-26-2003, 11:48 AM
" I&#39;m goin te peck a feyt."
" We daint get dressed up for nuttin then. " ( it&#39;s a lot tougher to write Scottish than it is to say it &#33; ) :P

from Braveheart

WeeMouse
04-26-2003, 12:01 PM
"They have a cave troll..." - Boromir in Lord Of The Rings
"No-one tosses a dwarf&#33;" - Gimli
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" - Bridget Jones&#39; Diary

I can write Scottish AND speak it...funny that...

Riddler
04-26-2003, 12:38 PM
:D( A woman of many talents is wee....)

"You make me wanna be a better man."

from As Good As It Gets

nahan
04-26-2003, 12:54 PM
You liked that from as good it gets,let alone you like that movie ?

J'Pol
04-26-2003, 05:00 PM
Infamy, Infamy, they&#39;ve all got it Infamy.

Or see sig.

clocker
04-26-2003, 05:16 PM
"Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination&#33;"

-Chasing Amy

Rat Faced
04-26-2003, 06:34 PM
Highlander:

"Hi, I&#39;m Candy"
"Of course you are&#33;"


A Few Good Men:

"The Truth? You want The Truth? You cant handle The Truth&#33;"


Life of Brian: (After Space Ship Crashes into Tower)

"You Lucky Bastard&#33;"


Monty Python & The Holy Grail: (After King Arthur Cuts of Black Knights Leg)

"Alright, we&#39;ll call it a Draw&#33;"

Riddler
04-26-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by nahan@26 April 2003 - 05:54
You liked that from as good it gets,let alone you like that movie ?
;) (You gotta like Jack. Even when he&#39;s playing a groveling fool, he can still make a line sound cool.) B)

" You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "
FIGHT CLUB

Habya
04-26-2003, 07:17 PM
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
- The Boondock Saints

Xelotath
04-26-2003, 07:18 PM
"Donotello: Bossonova&#33;
Michealangelo: Bossonova?
Donotello: Chevy Nova?"

TMNT

"It&#39;s not my fault" - Han solo, Star Wars

"get busy living, or get busy dieing" - Tim Robbins, Shawshank redmption

"Hello, My name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die." Princess Bride

"Kernal Mustard: So who are you?
Wadsowrth, I&#39;m the butler.
Kernal Mustard: what do you do?
Wadsworth: I butle."

Clue

"I&#39;m going to go home and sleep with my wife" -Clue

"I travel Light" - Kevin spacey, K-pax

"we dwoarves are natural sprinters" Gimili, The Two Towers

"I return to you know at the turn of the tide" -Gandalf the White, TTT

"houston, we have a problem" Apollo 13



Okay, I am done for now.

Loomis
04-26-2003, 09:33 PM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother&#39;s keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

*gunshots*

- Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)

My all time favorite

oreoman
04-26-2003, 10:48 PM
"Unfortunatly no one can be told what the matrix is . . . . .YOU HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF"


Morpheus-The Matrix

Russ The Dude
04-26-2003, 11:28 PM
"See ya leter, dick weed"

or

"We&#39;re in business, defilade, other side of hole"

xbiggy69
04-27-2003, 02:56 AM
-Salesman:"Freeze mother fucker"
-Will Smith:"No you freeze bitch, and give me a pack of those tropical fruit bubblecius"
-Martin lawrence:"And some Skittles"

Riddler
04-27-2003, 06:28 AM
" Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."
BRAVEHEART

nahan
04-28-2003, 09:28 AM
In case everyone hasnt noticed this is the coolest movie quotes thread ,not any movie quote you can remember.

Riddler is excused , because Jack is cool.
That line is a little corny though, try it on your women see what she says.
If she actually believes you made that up , shes gotta be a blonde.

But some quotes just dont belong.

Riddler
04-28-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by nahan@28 April 2003 - 02:28
In case everyone hasnt noticed this is the coolest movie quotes thread ,not any movie quote you can remember.

Riddler is excused , because Jack is cool.
That line is a little corny though, try it on your women see what she says.
If she actually believes you made that up , shes gotta be a blonde
:lol: :lol: I did actually......she blew lime soda out of her nose she laughed so bloody hard &#33;&#33; :P


Speaking of dumb lines.......

" Once we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu. "
" Really ? "
" Yeah, we called it a bullshit. " :rolleyes:
Dumb and Dumber

nahan
04-28-2003, 01:15 PM
Funny I did that when my girl friend was all angry at me for not calling
her and going out with my friends instead.

Do you know what she said ?

You loser , I cant believe you sometimes thats from that movie .
I watched it last night while i waited for you to call.

We dont go together any more , But at least i tried.

Riddler
04-28-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by nahan@28 April 2003 - 06:15
Funny I did that when my girl friend was all angry at me for not calling
her and going out with my friends instead.

Do you know what she said ?

You loser , I cant believe you sometimes thats from that movie .
I watched it last night while i waited for you to call.

We dont go together any more , But at least i tried.
:D Women &#33;.......you can&#39;t live with &#39;em......you can&#39;t get them to dress up in leather & chains and beat you with a warm squash &#33; :huh:

:lol:

ck-uk
04-28-2003, 05:44 PM
I can&#39;t rember exactly to many yrs ago..but it goes somthing like this

Clint eastwoond as dirty Dirty Harry

"do ya feel lucky punk...have i fired five or have i fired six
well do ya"

chrhein
04-28-2003, 06:24 PM
"Radio, who needs a radio? Ready Harry?"

"Who are these sick people?"

Dumb Dumber

Infested Cats
04-28-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Lamsey@20 February 2003 - 09:30
Bill:&nbsp; "Be excellent to each other."
Ted: "Uh... Party on, dudes&#33;"

- Bill And Ted&#39;s Excellent Adventure
YES&#33;&#33;

The Big Lebowski:


The Dude: This could be a lot more uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it just might, it might not be such a simple, uh, you know?

The Dude: Fuck sympathy&#33; I don&#39;t need your fuckin&#39; sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson&#33;
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?

Police chief: I don&#39;t like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don&#39;t like your jerk-off name, I don&#39;t like your jerk-off face, I don&#39;t like your jerk- off behavior,
and I don&#39;t like you, jerk-off --do I make myself clear?
The Dude: I&#39;m sorry, I wasn&#39;t listening.

A Clockwork Orange:


Alex DeLarge: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar sold milk-plus; milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Alex DeLarge: Initiative comes to thems that wait.

Alex DeLarge: What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.

Alex DeLarge: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I&#39;d like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

Alex DeLarge: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Von.

[Listening to Beethoven&#39;s Ninth Symphony]
Alex DeLarge: Oh bliss&#33; Bliss and heaven&#33; Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures&#33;

Alex DeLarge: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and what not to do, with Dim as his mindless grinning bulldog. But then I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid, there was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.

[About his wife.]
Mr. Frank Alexander: She was very badly raped, you see&#33; We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house&#33; In this very room you are sitting in now&#33; I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great&#33; The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later&#33; During a flu epidemic&#33; The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was&#33; A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE&#33; Poor, poor girl&#33;

Alex DeLarge: No time for the old in-out, love. I&#39;ve just come to read the meter.

Blood Simple:


Private Detective Visser: You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he&#39;s got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: "Creighton," I says. "I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can&#39;t even wipe your own god damn ass."
[Laughs]
That&#39;s the test, ain&#39;t it? Test of true love.

Ray: If you point a gun at someone, you&#39;d better make sure you shoot him, and if you shoot him you&#39;d better make sure he&#39;s dead, because if he isn&#39;t then he&#39;s gonna get up and try to kill you.

Trainspotting:


Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics." Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Riddler
04-28-2003, 09:32 PM
every single one of those were next on my list &#33; :D But I can only type fast enough for........


Vizzini : " He didn&#39;t fall ? INCONTHEIVABLE &#33;&#33;
Inigo : " You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "

PRINCESS BRIDE


( hey, my daughter MADE me watch it &#33;&#33; ) ;)

neil1967
04-29-2003, 01:43 AM
"Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited.
A small child is even better, but not nearly as
effective as the right kind of adult."

Christophers Lee, in the Wicker Man.

"Christ, Oh Jesus Christ"

Edward Woodward, in the Wicker Man.

i like that movie.

bigwillystylz
04-29-2003, 03:40 AM
"i hope that being good at the one makes me better at the other".......mel gibson after being asked what he thinks of being a soldier and a father in we were soldiers.

Kokanee
04-29-2003, 04:36 AM
Only Steers and Queers come from texas. You dont look much like a steer, so that kind of narrows it down.

Kokanee
04-29-2003, 04:44 AM
Full Metal Jacket

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy ... but peace. Amen.



I love this line.

I guess I shouldn&#39;t have used an avatar link from the kokanee site....oops :D
Was told to stop using thier bandwidth&#33; Damn, :lol:

ck-uk
04-29-2003, 01:03 PM
That big guy always chewing a match in
The Wandrers

"leave da&#39; kid alone"

hotindew
04-30-2003, 04:39 PM
"lets kick the tyres and light the fires big boy"

independance day

L(.)(.)K here
04-30-2003, 05:27 PM
.......i aint got no legs, i can&#39;t hump no more.

- Carlito&#39;s Way -

harrycary
04-30-2003, 11:00 PM
movie: "Diamonds Are Forever"

James Bond talking to Tiffany Case about her hair color...

"as long as the collar and cuffs match"

aintgottime
04-30-2003, 11:04 PM
"When this baby hits 88mph were going to see . . "

Adster
08-01-2003, 07:57 AM
BUMP

T3

I like your Gun"

iamhere
08-01-2003, 08:17 AM
THE GOONIES - SLOTH

"Hey you guys" and "Babyruth"

Keikan
08-01-2003, 10:22 AM
Yipee Kaiyay Mother Fuckers&#33; :shifty:

BILLY-THE-FISH
08-01-2003, 09:03 PM
"Get busy Livin&#39;&#33;
Or Get busy dyin&#39;&#33;
that&#39;s god damn right&#33;"

Morgan freeman in "Shawshank Redemption"
TOP TOP FILM&#33; :D

olibomb
08-01-2003, 09:08 PM
Asta la vista, baby

hybrid2k4
08-01-2003, 09:25 PM
"That was the bravest thing I&#39;ve ever seen a vegetable do."
- george clooney, in Return of the Killer Tomatoes

Terminator
08-01-2003, 09:59 PM
robin williams stand up

-then frogs fell from the sky&#33; maybe they came from heaven or maybe there were jews with catapults going NOW&#33;-

download his hbo stand up- its really funny

chrish123171
08-03-2003, 05:32 AM
Robin williams: Death To Smoochy, I&#39;m fucked up in general so it&#39;s kinda hard to gauge. Lt. Dan " thought I&#39;d try out my sea legs"
Forrest "You ain&#39;t got no legs Lt. Dan"
Clint Eastwood The Unforgiven: "I was lucky in the order I&#39;ve always been lucky when it comes to killng folks" And, "It&#39;s A helluva thing killing A man, take away all he&#39;s got and all he&#39;s ever gonna have" Jack Nicholson Batman: "This town needs an Enema&#33;"
From Grumpy Old Men " The only thing I know is it&#39;s but cold Out here and I&#39;m Freeesh, out of beer&#33;" :)

Evil Gemini
08-03-2003, 09:20 AM
"Please dont shoot me man i have a girlfreind and a wife on the side"

pinky from next friday


What F&#39;n Iceberg

LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; that was funny man cant stop laughing

Alucard1475
08-03-2003, 02:43 PM
"Look at the size of the trunk, you can put three bodies in there" :lol:
Robert De Nero in Analyze That

[B][O][T]
08-03-2003, 02:52 PM
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That&#39;s my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher&#39;s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn&#39;t out collecting for the Red Cross.

BOT

Kokanee
08-03-2003, 02:56 PM
This is my rifle
There are many like it but this one is mine
My rifle and myself are defenders of my country
We are the masters of our enemies
We are the saviors of my life
So be it until there is no enemy
Find peace within
This is my rifle
There are many like it but this one is mine
My rifle is my best friend
It is my life
I must master it as I must master my life
Without me my rifle is useless
Without my rifle I am useless
I must fire my rifle true
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me
I must shoot him before he shoots me
I will

Full Metal Jacket

Los
08-03-2003, 02:57 PM
Why don&#39;t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
*PAUSE*
These go to eleven.

-Spinal Tap

jrday
08-03-2003, 03:08 PM
Doug the Head: Avi&#33;
Cousin Avi: Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck.

London? London. London? yea London. Ya know, fish chips cup o tea, bad food worst weather, Mary fuckin Poppins London.

both from snatch

terfdurkel
08-03-2003, 03:13 PM
From Spaceballs -

Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb

baseballboy
08-03-2003, 03:20 PM
The world is changing: I can feel it in the water, I can feel it in the earth...I can smell it in the air. Much that one was - is lost...for none live now who remember it.

- Treebeard - LOTR

andromedan
08-03-2003, 07:58 PM
At last : Morpheus B)

kaito_10
08-03-2003, 08:59 PM
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don&#39;t give a fuck how crazy they are."

Seth,
Dusk Till Dawn

-Archwolf-
08-03-2003, 09:05 PM
Don Corleone: I&#39;m gonna make him an offer he can&#39;t refuse.

MetroStars
08-03-2003, 09:20 PM
Termiantor 1... when Arnie is in the hotel...



Cleaner ----- "" Hey buddy u got a dead cat in there""

Terminator ------ "" Fuck You Asshole ""




Classic

Left_Of_Cool
08-03-2003, 11:32 PM
Yeah Baby....Yeah&#33;

Damnatory
08-04-2003, 12:40 AM
I suppose I&#39;ll add a few to the list.

"This is Bob, Bob had bitch tits." - Fight Club

"This will never be my home, look out that window Bob, it&#39;s like God took a shit and it landed right here." -SLC Punk

"Use the Schwartz" - SpaceBalls

Dalegas
08-04-2003, 01:28 AM
"Every search for a hero, must begin with something that every hero requires, a Villain. Therefore, in the search of our hero Bellerophone, we created a monster, Chimaera"

MI: 2

MuGen_PoWeR
08-04-2003, 01:48 AM
i dont know if this might of been already posted but "I live my life a quater mile at a time for them 10 sec or less im free."

(Fast and the Furious)

missing30
08-04-2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by dingoBaby@16 February 2003 - 21:42
Any line from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. "You can start by wiping that f*cking smile off your f*cking face..."
:lol:
"I&#39;m goin&#39; the wrong way???
how do you know where i&#39;m goin&#39;?"

Adster
08-04-2003, 01:53 AM
True ramacne

who the f*ck is dick"

what you want me to suck hes dick???

"No who the f*ck is dick

Jay
08-04-2003, 10:56 AM
"say hello to little friend"



Scarface

EasyAZ
08-05-2003, 01:42 AM
two words

Gaylord Focker

Triadcool
08-05-2003, 01:44 AM
To be or not to be&#33;

iamhere
08-05-2003, 02:13 AM
I dont know how to write it the way he says it, but in Scooby Doo when anytime Scooby "I dont know"

Powdered Water
08-16-2003, 07:30 PM
Also from True Romance: "Is it white boy day?"
Also from Snatch: "You guys created the english language right? How come none of you speak it?"

And from The Crow: "Lost a guy out in plain sight, looked like a mime from hell... Well at least he didn&#39;t do that walking against the wind shit, God I hate that."

[B][O][T]
08-16-2003, 11:52 PM
Pulp Fiction


Samuel L. Jackson: "Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like&#33;"

Frank Whaley: "What?"

Jackson: "Say &#39;what&#39; again&#33; Say &#39;what&#39; again&#33; I dare you&#33; I double dare you, motherf***er&#33; Say &#39;what&#39; one more God-damned time&#33;"

Whaley: "He&#39;s black."

Jackson: "Go on&#33;"

Whaley: "He&#39;s bald."

Jackson: "Does he look like a bitch?"

Whaley: "What?"

Sfx: Gunshot.

Whaley: "Aaahh&#33;"

Jackson: "Does... he... look... like a bitch?&#33;"

Whaley: "Nooo&#33;"

Jackson: "Then why&#39;d you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?"

Whaley: "I didn&#39;t&#33;"

Jackson: "Yes, you did&#33; Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marsellus Wallace don&#39;t like to be f***ed by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."

BOT

ZechsMarquise
08-17-2003, 11:07 AM
Tony Montana: You fuck with me, you fuck with the best&#33;

Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun. But for a greencard, I&#39;ll carve him up real nice.

Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.

Tony Montana: I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn&#39;t have it coming to &#39;em.

Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Tony Montana: Make way for the bad guy.


Tony Montana: Why don&#39;t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits&#33;

Tony Montana: What are you lookin&#39; at? You&#39;re all a bunch of fuckin&#39; assholes. You know why? You don&#39;t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin&#39; fingers, and say "that&#39;s the bad guy." So, what&#39;ll that make you? Good? You&#39;re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don&#39;t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.

Tony Montana: All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don&#39;t break &#39;em for no one. You understand?

Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked&#33;

Tony Montana: I want what&#39;s coming to me.
Manny: What&#39;s coming to you, man?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

Tony Montana: This is paradise, I&#39;m tellin&#39; ya. This town like a great big pussy jus&#39; waitin&#39; to get fucked.

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Tony Montana: Here pelican, pelican, pelican...

Tony Montana: You think you can fuckin&#39; take me? You&#39;ll need a Fucking army if you think you&#39;re gonna take me&#33;&#33;&#33;


B) SCARFACE B)

Mr. Mulder
08-17-2003, 11:49 AM
Fuck em - Rambo III

Dapadipz
08-17-2003, 12:00 PM
"Polish My Nuts & Serve Me A Milshake" -

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; American Wedding {2003}

Celerystalksme
08-17-2003, 12:03 PM
Suck my dick...Ron Jeremy

*Stifler - American Wedding*

Dapadipz
08-17-2003, 12:10 PM
lol stifler is one fu*kin funny guy