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Adster
12-18-2003, 02:23 AM
I do it on teh floor

Rappy
12-18-2003, 02:24 AM
i guess you are trying to take attention away from the hate threads

100%
12-18-2003, 02:32 AM
http://www.barrierfree.ca/examples/material/supp_images/reduce-friction-gymnast.jpg

Spider_dude
12-18-2003, 02:34 AM
i hate masterbation.

Adster
12-18-2003, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 December 2003 - 12:34
i hate masterbation.
Lier!!

kAb
12-18-2003, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by Adster+17 December 2003 - 19:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 17 December 2003 - 19:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@18 December 2003 - 12:34
i hate masterbation.
Lier&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
or he&#39;s a 10 year old who&#39;s never tried it.


me? i dont use lube :huh:

much cleaner that way also

uNz[i]
12-18-2003, 02:42 AM
So that would explain all those typos you make then, hey Ad?

The boxing gloves were just a front, eh? :huh:

Adster
12-18-2003, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by uNz[i]@18 December 2003 - 12:42
So that would explain all those typos you make then, hey Ad?

The boxing gloves were just a front, eh? :huh:
it&#39;s good I finally started typing properly now in here

infamousalbo101
12-18-2003, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by Adster@17 December 2003 - 22:23
I do it on teh floor
i have girls do it for me

Rappy
12-18-2003, 02:50 AM
yea we all know that

Spider_dude
12-18-2003, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+18 December 2003 - 02:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 18 December 2003 - 02:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@17 December 2003 - 22:23
I do it on teh floor
i have girls do it for me [/b][/quote]
is that like some sort of telekenisis thing?

infamousalbo101
12-18-2003, 02:52 AM
:lol: :lol: :P













yes :huh:

Adster
12-18-2003, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude+18 December 2003 - 12:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 18 December 2003 - 12:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@18 December 2003 - 02:49
<!--QuoteBegin-Adster@17 December 2003 - 22:23
I do it on teh floor
i have girls do it for me
is that like some sort of telekenisis thing? [/b][/quote]
what do you rate her skill does she find the best pressure point of the penis

uNz[i]
12-18-2003, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Adster+18 December 2003 - 12:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 18 December 2003 - 12:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-uNz&#091;i
,18 December 2003 - 12:42] So that would explain all those typos you make then, hey Ad?

The boxing gloves were just a front, eh?&nbsp; :huh:
it&#39;s good I finally started typing properly now in here [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I must say I&#39;ve noticed the improvement.
They say there are benefits to spankin&#39; the monkey...

Maybe better typing skillz is one of them? ;)

infamousalbo101
12-18-2003, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Adster+17 December 2003 - 22:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 17 December 2003 - 22:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 December 2003 - 12:50

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@18 December 2003 - 02:49
<!--QuoteBegin-Adster@17 December 2003 - 22:23
I do it on teh floor
i have girls do it for me
is that like some sort of telekenisis thing?
what do you rate her skill does she find the best pressure point of the penis [/b][/quote]
ummmm........ ok i teh floor :unsure:

abu_has_the_power
12-18-2003, 03:02 AM
this thread is so weird. i&#39;ve done it b4, but not very often. i have a gf, so really don&#39;t need to do thiss

infamousalbo101
12-18-2003, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@17 December 2003 - 23:02
this thread is so weird. i&#39;ve done it b4, but not very often. i have a gf, so really don&#39;t need to do thiss
hey Me to :D

kAb
12-18-2003, 03:03 AM
anyone who says "not very often" has something seriously wrong with them.

infamousalbo101
12-18-2003, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by kAb@17 December 2003 - 23:03
anyone who says "not very often" has something seriously wrong with them.
hey me to

abu_has_the_power
12-18-2003, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+17 December 2003 - 22:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 17 December 2003 - 22:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kAb@17 December 2003 - 23:03
anyone who says "not very often" has something seriously wrong with them.
hey me to [/b][/quote]
:huh: :huh: well, i say not often cuz i might pop one a few times a month. i don&#39;t do it once a day or anything

Pitbul
12-18-2003, 03:29 AM
once a day then u have a problem.

Turkeyboy
12-18-2003, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Adster@18 December 2003 - 11:23
I do it on teh floor
my floor&#39;s too hard :(

xxxSHARExxx
12-18-2003, 04:07 AM
i do it atleast 3times a week b4 i go to sleep
it helps me go to sleep :rolleyes:

sparsely
12-18-2003, 04:52 AM
with me hands, of course.
because using lobsters would hurt&#33; :&#39;(

http://www.irsi.org/images/lobster.GIF

Honey
12-18-2003, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by Sparsely@18 December 2003 - 11:52
with me hands, of course.
because using lobsters would hurt&#33; :&#39;(

I&#39;m glad I wasn&#39;t having a drink when I read that Sparsely...

it&#39;d be all over the monitor if i was&#33;..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Keikan
12-18-2003, 05:41 AM
Vacuum cleaner.......

Honey
12-18-2003, 06:08 AM
gives new meaning to "suck".. :o

infamousalbo101
12-18-2003, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by Ozbabe@18 December 2003 - 02:08
gives new meaning to "suck".. :o
how about u ozbabe u didnt answer :o :P

brotherdoobie
12-18-2003, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Adster@17 December 2003 - 21:23
I do it on teh floor
That&#39;s where you do it at..........But how do you do it? ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

MediaSlayer
12-18-2003, 08:52 AM
stay tuned for, "Adster, the making of a legend"
starring: adthomp
doing: something nasty, with all four on the floor
typing: not so much typing, as making clumsy attempts at typing
cumming to a theater near you, bring sum kleenex

camille
12-18-2003, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@18 December 2003 - 09:49

i have girls do it for me
You&#39;re a very lucky man. Me, I do it with myself before.

DanB
12-18-2003, 10:37 AM
Hmm trusty right hand springs to mind :lol: :lol:

Honey
12-18-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+18 December 2003 - 13:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 18 December 2003 - 13:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ozbabe@18 December 2003 - 02:08
gives new meaning to "suck"..&nbsp; :o
how about u ozbabe u didnt answer :o :P [/b][/quote]
you&#39;re too young... and Im too responsible... :rolleyes: :D

hooked
12-18-2003, 01:24 PM
nothing better than a good handjive to kill the time


me > like a jojo