I'm Gonna Do It Too

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok there are loads of "People hate me" / "What do you think of me" threads, well.......this one is

What are my bad points?

What annoys you about me :)

Come on, everyone so far today has had a go at me so you guys may aswell too :)

Don't worry, I wont flame anyone

Jonno B)

[DanB]

Where should I start :lol: :lol: :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

With "A" and work you way down :lol:

Jonno B)

[Prince of Darkness]

its pretty hard to think one starting with A

[DanB]

Apples - erm I'm guessing you don't eat enough of them? :unsure:


@PoD - tthere's always arsehole :P :lol:

[3rd gen noob]

about the only one i can think of is that you spell "doesn't" as "does'nt"

enough for a ban, i'd say :-"

[Prince of Darkness]

Bannanas eat some more

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Gen.......No I do'nt :P

Come on, you's all being wimps, I'm serious :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[Prince of Darkness]

can't think of any too hard :rolleyes:

[SnowyTheDj]

i dont know you but as we seem to be on the letter "B" then

Bog Breath

Its only what your Mrs told me anyway :P lol

/me runs now

[kurtsl0an]

i guess what used to annoy me about u (haven't seen it in a while) was when u and nikkid would hijack all the threads and act like their wasn't even an actual conversation going on between your banter. :angry:

other than that i think you're a good contributor to forum activity when u wanna b!

[Prince of Darkness]

we are on the letter C

i said bannanas eat some more :D

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by Prince of Darkness@18 December 2003 - 05:56
we are on the letter C

i said bannanas eat some more :D
he was being facetious when he said that fruitloop - <_<

[Prince of Darkness]

no i wasn&#39;t :huh:

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by Prince of Darkness@18 December 2003 - 06:02
no i wasn&#39;t :huh:
omg - :huh:
ur not paying attention here - i said JONNO WAS BEING FACETIOUS WHEN HE SAID START WITH THE LETTER &#39;A&#39;

anyone home?

[Prince of Darkness]

oh ok :D

[DanB]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+18 December 2003 - 13:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 18 December 2003 - 13:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Prince of Darkness@18 December 2003 - 05:56
we are on the letter C

i said bannanas eat some more :D
he was being facetious when he said that fruitloop - <_< [/b][/quote]
I thought you were talking about SF&#39;s post :blink:


i dont know you but as we seem to be on the letter "B" then

Bog Breath

Its only what your Mrs told me anyway&nbsp; lol

/me runs now

[J'Pol]

Your accent does not reflect your actual character. One gets that with strong regional accents though. I think it is because of BBC register. We assume certain people to be clever because of how their voice sounds. It is only "logical" that the contrary should be true, it is not.

In actual fact you are highly duplicitous. You are much more intelligent than you portray yourself to be. This is not intended as an insult. On the contrary, you treat this as it should be treated, a bit of fun.

You get pissed, climb ladders and use an angle grinder. Without so much as a "don&#39;t try this at home". Think of the children, for God&#39;s sake think of the children. You are a role model.

You try to see the best in people. This is not always a good thing.

You occasionally become very passionate about issues. When that happens you take a very black and white view on things. However you almost invariably revert to type and try to find some sort of middle ground. Again this is not always either possible, or indeed desirable.

I suspect you come from a broken home, where there was a lot of arguing and repression of sexuality. This has shaped your character in later life, however you refuse to see a therapist about it. Instead you seek solace in alcohol and a frankly suicidal lifestyle.

Oh and Merry Christmas btw. Even tho&#39; namzuf has confirmed to me that you are a renowned satanist. I am sure you will take no offence at this simple yuletide greeting.

[kurtsl0an]

wow - all that from talking to him on a forum? :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@18 December 2003 - 13:39
wow - all that from talking to him on a forum? :lol:
No.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+18 December 2003 - 06:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 18 December 2003 - 06:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kurtsl0an@18 December 2003 - 13:39
wow - all that from talking to him on a forum?&nbsp; :lol:
No. [/b][/quote]
didn&#39;t think so.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+18 December 2003 - 13:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 18 December 2003 - 13:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 06:40
<!--QuoteBegin-kurtsl0an@18 December 2003 - 13:39
wow - all that from talking to him on a forum? :lol:
No.
didn&#39;t think so. [/b][/quote]
He has his voice posted at his own site :P

That&#39;s how I know the accent.

[DanB]

Have you listened to all the voices posted there? :blink:

[FatBastard]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 21:43
He has his voice posted at his own site :P

That&#39;s how I know the accent.
I think you should post your voice there JP, then Jonno can give you the same critique. I&#39;m sure your accent would tell us a lot too.

[RGX]

Originally posted by FatBastard+18 December 2003 - 13:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FatBastard @ 18 December 2003 - 13:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 21:43
He has his voice posted at his own site&nbsp; :P

That&#39;s how I know the accent.
I think you should post your voice there JP, then Jonno can give you the same critique. I&#39;m sure your accent would tell us a lot too. [/b][/quote]
He&#39;s scottish, so theres nothing you can really gain from a scottish accent

(thats coming from an ignorant southerner, so I&#39;m sure 500 scottish people are about to flatten me and say thats wrong)

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by RGX@18 December 2003 - 12:31
He&#39;s scottish, so theres nothing you can really gain from a scottish accent

(thats coming from an ignorant southerner, so I&#39;m sure 500 scottish people are about to flatten me and say thats wrong)
that&#39;s wrong :P

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by FatBastard+18 December 2003 - 14:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FatBastard @ 18 December 2003 - 14:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 21:43
He has his voice posted at his own site&nbsp; :P

That&#39;s how I know the accent.
I think you should post your voice there JP, then Jonno can give you the same critique. I&#39;m sure your accent would tell us a lot too. [/b][/quote]
Why don&#39;t you post your&#39;s.

Have you a similar accent to your brothers.

[FatBastard]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 22:37
Why don&#39;t you post your&#39;s.

Have you a similar accent to your brothers.
No, I&#39;m louder and meaner. :P

[Gemby!]

well the one thing that annoys me is your cult outside my house - the neighbours are starting to complain about the chanting and humming ;)

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@18 December 2003 - 15:59
well the one thing that annoys me is your cult outside my house - the neighbours are starting to complain about the chanting and humming ;)
don&#39;t forget the smell ;)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+18 December 2003 - 16:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 18 December 2003 - 16:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@18 December 2003 - 15:59
well the one thing that annoys me is your cult outside my house - the neighbours are starting to complain about the chanting and humming&nbsp; ;)
don&#39;t forget the smell ;) [/b][/quote]
She did say that it was humming :unsure:

[j2k4]

Jonno-

Here is a bit of criticism for you:

You have a habit of spamming in order to ingratiate yourself with women.

This doesn&#39;t bother me in the least, mate, but beware of the mean-spirited female; she&#39;ll trample ya. ;)

Other than that, you are part of the conscience of the board, and are indispensable thus.

Boy, you sure can spam, though-

Awesome&#33; :)

[Skweeky]

You occasionally become very passionate about issues. When that happens you take a very black and white view on things. However you almost invariably revert to type and try to find some sort of middle ground. Again this is not always either possible, or indeed desirable.


What J&#39;Pol said, otherwise I absolutely adore you :D



/me snuggles Jonno




PS: Yeah come on J&#39;Pol, post your voice, I&#39;d love to hear how you sound :) (and I&#39;m crazy &#39;bout Scottish accents&#33;&#33;)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by j2k4@18 December 2003 - 17:20


This doesn&#39;t bother me in the least, mate, but beware of the mean-spirited female; she&#39;ll trample ya. ;)


Methinks a raw nerve.

Sometimes we learn more about the author from the critique, as we do of the subject.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+18 December 2003 - 17:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 18 December 2003 - 17:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@18 December 2003 - 17:20


This doesn&#39;t bother me in the least, mate, but beware of the mean-spirited female; she&#39;ll trample ya. ;)


Methinks a raw nerve.

Sometimes we learn more about the author from the critique, as we do of the subject. [/b][/quote]
Well of course. There are few people who make comments that do not server their own goal.

One always is looking for approval, in some way (yes you do, admit it, you know it&#39;s true&#33;)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 December 2003 - 17:26

You occasionally become very passionate about issues. When that happens you take a very black and white view on things. However you almost invariably revert to type and try to find some sort of middle ground. Again this is not always either possible, or indeed desirable.


What J&#39;Pol said, otherwise I absolutely adore you :D



/me snuggles Jonno




PS: Yeah come on J&#39;Pol, post your voice, I&#39;d love to hear how you sound :) (and I&#39;m crazy &#39;bout Scottish accents&#33;&#33;)
I do not wish to spam Jonnos&#39;s thread .... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

However I must dissapoint you. In fact I have a Welsh accent. I suppose it has become a wee bit Scottish over the years, however the original rich tenor from the valleys remains.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky+18 December 2003 - 17:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 18 December 2003 - 17:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 17:27
<!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@18 December 2003 - 17:20


This doesn&#39;t bother me in the least, mate, but beware of the mean-spirited female; she&#39;ll trample ya. ;)


Methinks a raw nerve.

Sometimes we learn more about the author from the critique, as we do of the subject.
Well of course. There are few people who make comments that do not server their own goal.

One always is looking for approval, in some way (yes you do, admit it, you know it&#39;s true&#33;) [/b][/quote]
I have been royally rumbled.

[MetroStars]

I hear Jonno is FAT...

[lynx]

Originally posted by MetroStars@18 December 2003 - 15:34
I hear Jonno is FAT...
I think what you heard was JP rumbling.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by lynx+18 December 2003 - 17:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx &#064; 18 December 2003 - 17:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@18 December 2003 - 15:34
I hear Jonno is FAT...
I think what you heard was JP rumbling.[/b][/quote]
Or was that being rumbled :lol:

royally I may add :blink:

[hobbes]

I don&#39;t like it when you measure your testicles, and neither does Baz&#33;


I don&#39;t like it when you lose your job, either. Sorry &#39;bout that.


I don&#39;t like green eggs and ham, Sam I am.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by hobbes@18 December 2003 - 18:01
I don&#39;t like it when you meausre your testicles, and neither does Baz&#33;

Still 2, but keeping a watching brief.

Do you suffer from testicle envy hobbes.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+18 December 2003 - 18:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol &#064; 18 December 2003 - 18:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@18 December 2003 - 18:01
I don&#39;t like it when you meausre your testicles, and neither does Baz&#33;

Still 2, but keeping a watching *double entendre deleted*

Do you suffer from testicle envy hobbes.[/b][/quote]
Not at all JPol. Surely you understand the difference between "measuring" and "counting" ones&#39; testicles.

Are you trying to undermine my credibility by adding a typo to my post? How cunning you are.

I take great offense that a quality builder such as Jonno does not use a more exacting method to measure his testicular dimensions. A simple tape measure is too crude. I would be delighted for him to post about his testicular volume.

You simply fill a calibrated beaker with water (I suggest warm water) then submerge your scrotum in the water and determine how much the water level rises. This change reflects overall testicular volume.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by hobbes+18 December 2003 - 18:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes &#064; 18 December 2003 - 18:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 18:07
<!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@18 December 2003 - 18:01
I don&#39;t like it when you meausre your testicles, and neither does Baz&#33;

Still 2, but keeping a watching *double entendre deleted*

Do you suffer from testicle envy hobbes.
Not at all JPol. Surely you understand the difference between "measuring" and "counting" ones&#39; testicles.

Are you trying to undermine my credibility by adding a typo to my post? How cunning you are.

I take great offense that a quality builder such as Jonno does not use a more exacting method to measure his testicular dimensions. A simple tape measure is too crude. I would be delighted for him to post about his testicular volume.

You simply fill a calibrated beaker with water (I suggest warm water) then submerge your scrotum in the water and determine how much the water level rises. This change reflects overall testicular volume.[/b][/quote]
Doesn&#39;t really work when your edit shows a time later than when I quoted the post, however it was worth a try.

Re your water displacement method, are you plagiarising old Archie, that seems a bit harsh. Particularly when he is not about to defend his honour.

http://physics.weber.edu/carroll/Archimedes/images/eureka.gif

Oh and some bar steward mod has removed my brief - ooer missus.

[hobbes]

No Jpol, you need to work on your history.

This is Archimedes famous "bubble bath" experiment.

His arms are raised and his fingers are extended in the now famous "Is everyone looking at my bum, I&#39;m about to make bubbles?" pose.

[RGX]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very nice

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by hobbes@18 December 2003 - 18:37
No Jpol, you need to work on your history.

This is Archimedes famous "bubble bath" experiment.

His arms are raised and his fingers are extended in the now famous "Is everyone looking at my bum, I&#39;m about to make bubbles?" pose.
Looks more like he is practicing his bowling technique for cricket.

A googly if I&#39;m not much mistaken.-

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Jpol, I take no offence dude, I asked for honesty, can&#39;t take offence to something I asked for :)


Your accent does not reflect your actual character. One gets that with strong regional accents though. I think it is because of BBC register. We assume certain people to be clever because of how their voice sounds. It is only "logical" that the contrary should be true, it is not.

Don&#39;t get that :unsure: Do you mean I sound thick? :blink:


In actual fact you are highly duplicitous. You are much more intelligent than you portray yourself to be. This is not intended as an insult. On the contrary, you treat this as it should be treated, a bit of fun.

Don&#39;t get that :unsure: But I&#39;ll take that as a sorta compliment :)


You get pissed, climb ladders and use an angle grinder. Without so much as a "don&#39;t try this at home". Think of the children, for God&#39;s sake think of the children. You are a role model.

I was&#39;nt drunk dude, I had a shot of whiskey for me nerves and would never recomend anyone to drink when climing ladders, scaffold or using any form of tools


You try to see the best in people. This is not always a good thing.

How do you mean?, why would it be a bad thing?



I suspect you come from a broken home, where there was a lot of arguing and repression of sexuality. This has shaped your character in later life, however you refuse to see a therapist about it. Instead you seek solace in alcohol and a frankly suicidal lifestyle.

No, my childhood was very good, my parents broke up the day before my 19th birthday which has kinda put a dampener on my birthdays since :(
I don&#39;t need a therapist <_<
I don&#39;t drink to find solace, I drink every night and have for years, I like to drink :) and I am certainly not suicidal, could never do it I hav&#39;nt got the bottle even if I did want to.

Thankyou Jpol :)

The rest of you thanks for your input :)

Gems........You got a smile outta me with that one.......well done ;)

Anyone else?

Jonno B)

[Snee]

I&#39;m Gonna Do It Too, ME&#33;

Always with the ME, ME ,ME&#33; <_< :P

I&#39;ve got nothing against you, &#39;cept the bit where you pretend you are stupid, it&#39;s somehow unbecoming. :huh:

At the start though, I thought you were a bit weird, hitting on people left and right, including me :blink: , but nowadays I find that stuff funny, guess I&#39;ve become jaded or something. :unsure: :)

EDit: CODE? wtf, I pressed the quote buttons&#33; :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh I ain&#39;t as clever as you guys might think :)

If I was clever I would&#39;nt be skint :lol:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 December 2003 - 18:53


No, my childhood was very good, my parents broke up the day before my 19th birthday which has kinda put a dampener on my birthdays since :(
I don&#39;t need a therapist <_<
I don&#39;t drink to find solace, I drink every night and have for years, I like to drink :) and I am certainly not suicidal, could never do it I hav&#39;nt got the bottle even if I did want to.

Thankyou Jpol :)

The rest of you thanks for your input :)

Gems........You got a smile outta me with that one.......well done ;)

Anyone else?

Jonno B)
see im a chearful- people person :P i think ..

oo can i be your therapist - i wont do the job properly but i cant exactly make you worse can i ?&#33; :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

erm............Gems, I don&#39;t need a therapist <_<

There&#39;s nothing wrong with me I tell&#39;s ya :unsure:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 December 2003 - 21:14
erm............Gems, I don&#39;t need a therapist <_<

There&#39;s nothing wrong with me I tell&#39;s ya :unsure:

Jonno B)
Shhh,

Just lie back on the couch and relax.

Tell us anything you want to get off your chest.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 December 2003 - 20:14
Gems, I don&#39;t need a therapist
Now you&#39;ve been told Gemby, Jonno does not need the rapist.

[Gemby!]

aww no one wants me to be their therapist - i wonder why :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 December 2003 - 21:14
erm............Gems, I don&#39;t need a therapist <_<

There&#39;s nothing wrong with me I tell&#39;s ya :unsure:

Ooo don&#39;t worry she can fix that. :lol:

@gems: :P

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@18 December 2003 - 20:15
Tell us anything you want to get off your chest.
no ta you can keep whateva that is there :wacko:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

erm, I think I&#39;ve already said enough today in my other thread :rolleyes:

@Jpol........dude I could slap you for that :lol:

Jonno B)