Caught Masturbating

[for3024]

hi i'm just wondering have any of you guys been caught masturbating, and how embarassing was it?

[xxxSHARExxx]

i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.

[TheFilePirater]

Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 01:51
and a bit horny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[camille]

When I was younger I used to do it inside the bathroom. :)

[Samurai]

Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 06:51
i caught 1 of my friend's sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend's sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
you should have dealt with the situation. kept quiet. let your friend go to bed. and join her in hers :D

[NoX]

oooo i wouldnt mind takin advantage of that situation :music1:

[Airforce1500]

Listen this is what you do guys. If you ever get caught mbating which I hope will never happen to you, cause it can save you alot of years. YOu get caught mbating ok. Your fantasy world has colapsed on you. It's just you and shame hanging out together once again. This is what you do.

1. Look Surprised. (Don't worry you will be surprised. "Wha, What What's Happening? Bad Lock Smith!")

2. Then say this. "Quick get some help! My hand and peini are fighting! Get some help, a hot towl, and a chicken burrito this is gonna be a battle royal.


^^^ From the mind of Dave Attell.

LOL :D

[Marius24]

Billy Connolly did a show on what to do about if you get caught masterbating... V. funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[vidcc]

do you think Prince charles ever does/did it ? :unsure:

[RGX]

Originally posted by vidcc@25 December 2003 - 23:48
do you think Prince charles ever does/did it ? :unsure:
If not, his first blowjob must have been explosive :blink:

[Autumn Fox]

Originally posted by RGX+26 December 2003 - 00:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX &#064; 26 December 2003 - 00:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vidcc@25 December 2003 - 23:48
do you think Prince charles ever does/did it ? :unsure:
If not, his first blowjob must have been explosive :blink: [/b][/quote]
I wonder If she could have died ?

R.I.P

Cause of death: asphyxiation due to extensive semen injection into subjects lungs through mouth.

:ooops:

[jrzofclay]

delete

[TheDave]

Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend&#39;s sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend&#39;s sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
:rolleyes: dude&#33; you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B)

[ForbiddenDNA]

I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by TheDave+27 December 2003 - 02:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 27 December 2003 - 02:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend&#39;s sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend&#39;s sister fingering herself then she saw me and she&nbsp; screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so&nbsp; embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
:rolleyes: dude&#33; you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B) [/b][/quote]
You think he&#39;d have looked up? :huh: :rolleyes: :lol:

[Autumn Fox]

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 03:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Hmm, causes pleasure, relaxes, makes sleepy, makes that you have hairy hands, bonds you to go to hell =)

[h121589]

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
no dats not true&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[bujub22]

Originally posted by h121589+26 December 2003 - 23:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (h121589 @ 26 December 2003 - 23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :(&nbsp; :lol:
no dats not true&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
the hairy hand part ive heard before so im thinking thats true

[xxxSHARExxx]

Originally posted by TheDave+27 December 2003 - 01:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 27 December 2003 - 01:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend&#39;s sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend&#39;s sister fingering herself then she saw me and she&nbsp; screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so&nbsp; embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
:rolleyes: dude&#33; you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B) [/b][/quote]
yeah she was hot but i was only 15 then and she was 17

[the.gringo]

did you two ever speak of it?

[xxxSHARExxx]

not unittill now

[the.gringo]

no I mean like to her like you know the next morning you were sitting arount the breakfast table eating crumpets and then you burst out "So...............did you pop your cherry or did I come to early?"

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by the.gringo@26 December 2003 - 22:48
no I mean like to her like you know the next morning you were sitting arount the breakfast table eating crumpets and then you burst out "So...............did you pop your cherry or did I come to early?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Money Fist]

not unittill now
Ha ha haaaa
seems like your a quiet one

if it was me on the other hand (rubs hands)
she might have to offer special services for my silence

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Fiber@26 December 2003 - 21:52
if it was me on the other hand (rubs hands)
she might have to offer special services for my silence
:lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

[imnotanaddict]

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :(&nbsp; :lol:
Well I dont know about that, but for guys I would recommend a good pair of eye gogles, better to be safe than sorry. ;) For the girls keep a good grip on those foreign objects. I knew a girl once that had to go to hospital to have one removed, (or so I heard). :rolleyes: :01: :blink: B)

[the.gringo]

Originally posted by imnotanaddict+27 December 2003 - 06:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (imnotanaddict @ 27 December 2003 - 06:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Well I dont know about that, but for guys I would recommend a good pair of eye gogles, better to be safe than sorry. ;) For the girls keep a good grip on those foreign objects. I knew a girl once that had to go to hospital to have one removed, (or so I heard). :rolleyes: :01: :blink: B) [/b][/quote]
oh do tell the story...

[Mr. Peabody]

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Well you know,you&#39;ll grow hair on your palms then go blind.

[ForbiddenDNA]

Originally posted by Mr. Peabody+27 December 2003 - 02:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr. Peabody @ 27 December 2003 - 02:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :(&nbsp; :lol:
Well you know,you&#39;ll grow hair on your palms then go blind. [/b][/quote]
SO, grow hair?? I haven&#39;t grown much from it??????

Anywayz, does it make you slow down your tallness rate if you masturbate???


:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA+27 December 2003 - 12:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ForbiddenDNA @ 27 December 2003 - 12:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Mr. Peabody@27 December 2003 - 02:17
<!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@27 December 2003 - 02:24
I have a feeling that, masturbation make us older, and it slow down our growth rate, which it means that you grow taller slowly...

Is that true??

Does masterbation causes anything to our body? :( :lol:
Well you know,you&#39;ll grow hair on your palms then go blind.
SO, grow hair?? I haven&#39;t grown much from it??????

Anywayz, does it make you slow down your tallness rate if you masturbate???


:frusty: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: Everything they tell you is 100% bull shit. It dosnt doanything to you. Its more healthy then harmfull.

[ForbiddenDNA]

How is it healthy??????

[RGX]

It is clinically proven to lower the risk of prostate cancer

[ForbiddenDNA]

Originally posted by RGX@27 December 2003 - 16:09
It is clinically proven to lower the risk of prostate cancer
YEH a freakin RIGHT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Foreal??? :huh: :o

[james_bond_rulez]

How do u clean up the mass u made AFTER u masturbate?

i&#39;d like to hear from u guys?

[ForbiddenDNA]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@27 December 2003 - 18:10
How do u clean up the mass u made AFTER u masturbate?

i&#39;d like to hear from u guys?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH&#33;&#33;

Just make sure you dont let the mass go everywhere..

[the.gringo]

@ James_Bond_Rulez - just use a paper towel or a tissue...

@ ForbiddenDNA - Yeah I heard that if you masturbate about once a week it will lower your chances of getting prostate cancer... ofcourse I like to stay on the safe side so I masturbate a 100 times a week just to be sure... :D :P

J/K by the way

[james_bond_rulez]

wow u guys have very good techniques....

i only advanced to the "tissue" technology when my gf noticed unusual stains on my shirts and underware :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tmpj]

Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 08:51
i caught 1 of my friend&#39;s sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend&#39;s sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
Too bad you didn&#39;t had a camera or, even better, a video recorder&#33; :lol: ;) :D B)

[Marius24]

masterbation is inguraged in asia. aparently 30 mins wanking is = to 10 mins working out (gets the blood flowing) sum people in asia even do it at work :01:

[Rock Tonic Juice Magic]

thats it im moving to asia :D

[Pitbul]

Forbidden are you like 10 or something? thats about how old you have to be to believe some of those things.

[Cr3wZ]

Originally posted by Marius24@29 December 2003 - 01:03
masterbation is inguraged in asia. aparently 30 mins wanking is = to 10 mins working out (gets the blood flowing) sum people in asia even do it at work :01:
asia sounds great :01: :smilie4:

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx+27 December 2003 - 06:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (xxxSHARExxx @ 27 December 2003 - 06:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by TheDave@27 December 2003 - 01:27
<!--QuoteBegin-xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend&#39;s sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend&#39;s sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
:rolleyes: dude&#33; you got the whole forum jealous. is she fit? B)
yeah she was hot but i was only 15 then and she was 17 [/b][/quote]
You needed a camera :D

[h4mx0r]

wierd&#33; (http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp)

[Wolfmight]

I&#39;m not sure, but i was going to the comp class one day during lunch time and the door was locked.. Normally it&#39;s not.
I turned and then nocked. Some chinese kid answered in a very nervous voice and his face was sorta red.
He said," Oh... the door musta been stuck" (i been there many times, door is never stuck&#33;)

:ghostface: I&#39;d say he was fukin jackin his dick to porno eh.:01:

[h4mx0r]

hehehe but can it be proven? check the history&#33;

[theslayer40]

wierd&#33; There is even a survey to see if you over masterbate. :huh: :o :D

[james_bond_rulez]

i got sticky fingers :blink:

[h4mx0r]

Originally posted by for3024@25 December 2003 - 07:25
hi i&#39;m just wondering have any of you guys been caught masturbating, and how embarassing was it?
you would be asking this becuz? YOU WERE CAUGHT&#33;

[D4rK0Soul]

ahhaha i was cought at 13 :frusty: . i was on the comp and my dad comes home....... comp screaming ahahha.... right hand all dirty cant click out :rolleyes: ........ finally close it ....... start running to bathroom with my wang out........... dad opens door....... O FUCK.........i close door and take shower...... :angry: ya i was embaresed.... after shower i left and didnt come home for 2 days. me and dad never talked about it ahahha :batman:

[gungrave]

Originally posted by D4rK0Soul@2 January 2004 - 05:59
ahhaha i was cought at 13 :frusty: . i was on the comp and my dad comes home....... comp screaming ahahha.... right hand all dirty cant click out :rolleyes: ........ finally close it ....... start running to bathroom with my wang out........... dad opens door....... O FUCK.........i close door and take shower...... :angry: ya i was embaresed.... after shower i left and didnt come home for 2 days. me and dad never talked about it ahahha :batman:
:lol: lol

[jumpmonkey]

Originally posted by D4rK0Soul@2 January 2004 - 05:59
ahhaha i was cought at 13 :frusty: . i was on the comp and my dad comes home....... comp screaming ahahha.... right hand all dirty cant click out :rolleyes: ........ finally close it ....... start running to bathroom with my wang out........... dad opens door....... O FUCK.........i close door and take shower...... :angry: ya i was embaresed.... after shower i left and didnt come home for 2 days. me and dad never talked about it ahahha :batman:
:lol: :lol: :lol: very funny&#33;
i&#39;ve never been caught myself, but a few years ago i went round to a friends house and his mum answered the door, when he didn&#39;t respond to her calling upstairs she went to get him and found him knocking one off in his bedroom with her hairbrush stuck in his arse&#33;&#33; he stayed at my house for 2 days coz he couldn&#39;t face his mum and made me promise not to tell anyone. could you go back to school and not tell anyone? i know i couldn&#39;t :D :D :D

[james_bond_rulez]

so what if ur caught? sure it&#39;s embarassing and stuff

but masterbatoin is really a health process and help young boys and girls stay out of trouble

young ppl are hitting puberty much early than before due to health diet (or junk diet)

anyways it&#39;s a good way to channel ur sexual energy and helps u avoid sex (sexual disease or unwanted pregnancy)

it&#39;s far more safer than sex :lol:

i still got sticky fingers :blink:

[whozyodaddy]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@2 January 2004 - 22:45
so what if ur caught? sure it&#39;s embarassing and stuff

but masterbatoin is really a health process and help young boys and girls stay out of trouble

young ppl are hitting puberty much early than before due to health diet (or junk diet)

anyways it&#39;s a good way to channel ur sexual energy and helps u avoid sex (sexual disease or unwanted pregnancy)

it&#39;s far more safer than sex :lol:

i still got sticky fingers&nbsp; :blink:
Yup, I think I can agree with you in some ways. But if your caught it&#39;s not just a "so what?" case it&#39;s more of a "oh shit" case. And I&#39;m sure you&#39;ll never forget about it.

EDIT: oh, and btw, wash your fucking hands after you shoot your jiizz, please. with soap too. B)

[CadeLaguana]

Ahh I remember a time...


I think I was in 8th grade(maybe 9th). We were sitting in some class doing some work. A buddy of mine, Deshawn(Or something like that ), is just sitting in his chair with his black windbreaker type jacket covering this pants. All of a sudden I hear this noise. Everyone else doesn&#39;t seem to pay attention but...


Deshawn has his hands under this black windbreaker and I can see lots of movement. You know these windbreakers make some sort of noise, so you can imagine what it would sound like if you were shaking the jacket or something..


Anyway he starts getting fast and faster...

Cody, another buddy of mine, looks behind him(deshawn was in the seat behind em) to see what he is doing. Deshawn is like "Ahh uh nothin man. I&#39;m tryin to work, leave me alone".

It continues. After about 30 seconds(total proccess took about a minute), he finally finishes. The seconds leading up to it were awfully loud and fast. What a sick ass <_<

He then puts his jacket over his head and his pants and looks. I imagine he was seeing if it soaked through his pants :smilie4:

Ahh I guess I could tell another. It was last year and I was going hunting with a buddy of mine, his dad, and his brother. His brother was 13 I think, and I was sitting in the back of the truck with him. My friend and his dad were in the front seat of the truck. So I&#39;m sitting there...riding along...(out in the country)...

He then says his stomache hurts and sticks his hands in his pants. He then says "I don&#39;t know why, but if I stick my hand in my pants, my stomache feels better". I thought...ok... :rolleyes:

We get home or whatever....he goes to switch into some shorts for some reason I can&#39;t remember...I see this big ass, gooy stain on the front of his pants. He then panics and runs inside the house.

Damn you kids. If you want to masturbate, do it in the privacy of your own bathroom :box:. I on the other hand, never needed to masturbate. I was the ladies man :lol: :P

[Cotton]

Man i was jackin off sence before i could load.

Good old days with no mess.

But nope i havnt got caught.

Man that story of the dude with the brush up his ass is funny.

I can believe poeple would jack off with people in the house(and its not night time).

Your just askin to get caught.

[leafs116]

Its a fact, that everyone masterbates, you cant be ashamed of it. Even when we are getting laid, we find time for some masturbation. Guess we are addicted to it
lol

[CadeLaguana]

Originally posted by leafs116@4 January 2004 - 21:51
Its a fact, that everyone masterbates, you cant be ashamed of it. Even when we are getting laid, we find time for some masturbation. Guess we are addicted to it
lol
I have to agree. Hell, when I&#39;m having sex, if she has to get up for a sec, or some type of pause, I find myself taking care of the job before she comes back.

[ghetto_gurl]

i remember when i was a freshman this boy used to always jack off next to me in forth period i had to sit next to him :censored: :shit: :sadwalk:

[the.gringo]

I remember in woodwork this guy was havin a wank at the back (he was doing it through his jacket or jumper) the teacher wasn&#39;t in the room and someone cried out awww sick ur wankin in class and everyone turned around and he had just finished up and had splooge all on the front of his pants so he raced outta the room and he wagged the rest of the day

[Pitbul]

im 16 and haven&#39;t been caught yet, i think im pretty lucky but still got a ways before i can be safe, it dont matter if i got a girl i still end up doing it everynow and then. i guess it might be kinda run thru our DNA to masterbate, monkey&#39;s do it too.

[bo_selecta]

hey ghetto gurl maybe there was a reason he waited till 4th period an was sittin next to u :o

but honestly, i know evryone does it but doin it in school, what kinda sick puppy would u have to be to do that, its just wrong

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by the.gringo@7 January 2004 - 02:59
I remember in woodwork this guy was havin a wank at the back (he was doing it through his jacket or jumper) the teacher wasn&#39;t in the room and someone cried out awww sick ur wankin in class and everyone turned around and he had just finished up and had splooge all on the front of his pants so he raced outta the room and he wagged the rest of the day
:lol: :lol: :lol:

LMFAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Shame Shame Shame lol

I have never been caught but when i was 15 or something, my mum found my Pr0n in the VCR. I forgot to take it out :lol:
The worst thing was that their was visitors and she pressed play :o

A freind of mine asked my cousin if he could borrow a movie to watch (not porn) so he whent home and all the family sat down to watch this movie and when he pressed the play button, full on hardcore pr0n was on the TV :D

:lol:

[vivitron 15]

going back to the thing about women getting things stuck...

my friend is a radiologist, and apparently this is quite frequent, and sometimes they are still going off inside, cos they cant get up to turn them off. then she has to xray them; its supposed to be great to see all the workings and that, she pisses herself telling us all about them in the pub :D :lol:

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by xxxSHARExxx@25 December 2003 - 07:51
i caught 1 of my friend&#39;s sister masturbating, it was so funny

i sleept over my friends house. At night, everbody was sleeping, i needed to take a piss so i went to the washroom (i was still half a sleep) and the light was on and i open the door, there i saw my friend&#39;s sister fingering herself then she saw me and she screamed, my friend had woke up and he went out see wats wrong. Both my friend and his sister was so embarass. I felt uncomfortable and a bit horny.
Lucky son of a...

[Acecool]

Originally posted by MakaveliThaDon@9 January 2004 - 19:44

Heres a tip for you Mr. Rainbow Pride man...
Learn to use correct grammar and correct spelling.


Even if you have a girlfriend you will still masturbate every now and then.