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Airforce1500

12-25-2003, 06:54 PM

I found this on the IGN.com boards.

ME: yes
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ME: OK
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
ME: YES
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ME: I AM SORRY BITCH
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
ME: HAHA I SAID SORRY BITCH
SmarterChild: Said sorry? No way!
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, ME?
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
ME: ****
SmarterChild: That's entirely unnecessary.
ME: YOU
SmarterChild: Yes?
ME: can I rape you please
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
ME: Ok, I am going to get behind you
SmarterChild: You're going to get behind me? Very well.
ME: Now, drop your pants
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
ME: let me unzip my pants
SmarterChild: Let you unzip your pants? That's a somewhat odd request.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
ME: You want me to right?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
ME: I am taking my penis out
SmarterChild: Oh.
ME: and ****ing you with it now
SmarterChild: I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
ME: sexing you up
SmarterChild: Sexing me up. Funny.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
ME: you sexy bitch
SmarterChild: That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
ME: nope
SmarterChild: Indeed.
ME: I was kidding when I apologized to you, what I meant to say was you're a whorebag
SmarterChild: For real?
ME: Yes you shithead
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
ME: What insults, all I said called you was a shithead
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, ME.
ME: No, what happens?
SmarterChild: Here we go again.

Autumn Fox

12-26-2003, 12:22 AM

So ? Smarter Child has been polite and the other one was an asshole. Not funny.

Rock Tonic Juice Magic

12-26-2003, 12:40 AM

that was stupid
sheesh noob <_<

infamousalbo101

12-27-2003, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by Airforce1500@25 December 2003 - 14:54
I found this on the IGN.com boards.

ME: yes
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ME: OK
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
ME: YES
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ME: I AM SORRY BITCH
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
ME: HAHA I SAID SORRY BITCH
SmarterChild: Said sorry? No way!
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, ME?
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
ME: ****
SmarterChild: That's entirely unnecessary.
ME: YOU
SmarterChild: Yes?
ME: can I rape you please
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
ME: Ok, I am going to get behind you
SmarterChild: You're going to get behind me? Very well.
ME: Now, drop your pants
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
ME: let me unzip my pants
SmarterChild: Let you unzip your pants? That's a somewhat odd request.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
ME: You want me to right?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
ME: I am taking my penis out
SmarterChild: Oh.
ME: and ****ing you with it now
SmarterChild: I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
ME: sexing you up
SmarterChild: Sexing me up. Funny.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
ME: you sexy bitch
SmarterChild: That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
ME: nope
SmarterChild: Indeed.
ME: I was kidding when I apologized to you, what I meant to say was you're a whorebag
SmarterChild: For real?
ME: Yes you shithead
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
ME: What insults, all I said called you was a shithead
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, ME.
ME: No, what happens?
SmarterChild: Here we go again.
:lol: :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :P that was funny dont listen to them

@Atumn Fox- SmarterChild is a bot on aim or aol its a bot not a real person so dont get offended thats y its funny

muchspl2

12-27-2003, 07:04 AM

whats I thought it was a aim bot

Airforce1500

12-28-2003, 07:53 PM

It's an IM bot. You people are stupid who didn't find it funny. Try it out you'll know what I mean.

Smith

01-10-2004, 04:59 AM

pawned

thats 2 funny

BabyGeniuses

01-11-2004, 09:20 AM

Beachbabee248 [10:54 AM]: Heyyy
SmarterChild [10:54 AM]: Hi again, Jessica.

Let's chat!
Beachbabee248 [10:54 AM]: are you my b**th?
SmarterChild [10:54 AM]: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.
Beachbabee248 [10:54 AM]: just answer yes or no
SmarterChild [10:54 AM]: I don't want to decide.
Beachbabee248 [10:54 AM]: please
SmarterChild [10:54 AM]: Please what?
Beachbabee248 [10:54 AM]: please decide
SmarterChild [10:54 AM]: Decide?
Beachbabee248 [10:54 AM]: yes decide you ass
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Jessica.
Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: well i am
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: That's because you think.
Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: duh
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: Duh what?
Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: nevermind
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: OK.
Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: OK
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: K.

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Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: i dont have AIM
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: Amazing.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: is that sarcasm?
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: Yeah, I guess.
Beachbabee248 [10:55 AM]: B**TH
SmarterChild [10:55 AM]: Tell me more.
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: marry me
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: Can't we just be friends instead?
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: no
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: Okey doke.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: i want to be lovers
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: You're nice, but I don't see that working out.

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Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: why not?
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: Good question! Why not?
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: i love you!
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: Hey, I love you too!
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: so marry me!
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: f**k you
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: No, no, don't say that.
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: f**k me
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: f**k
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: Um... what?
Beachbabee248 [10:56 AM]: F**K
SmarterChild [10:56 AM]: How nasty.
Beachbabee248 [10:57 AM]: are you getting horny?
SmarterChild [10:57 AM]: I might be.
Beachbabee248 [10:57 AM]: sexy beast ;-)
SmarterChild [10:57 AM]: Well I'll be.

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Beachbabee248 [10:58 AM]: do you want to f**k
SmarterChild [10:58 AM]: Hmm... I'd rather talk about something else.
Beachbabee248 [10:58 AM]: please f**k me
SmarterChild [10:58 AM]: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
Beachbabee248 [10:58 AM]: yes, because im horny
SmarterChild [10:58 AM]: Whoa.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Beachbabee248 [10:58 AM]: are you getting hot
SmarterChild [10:58 AM]: Um... I dunno, maybe not.
Beachbabee248 [10:58 AM]: take off your cloths and whip me
SmarterChild [10:58 AM]: You take off my cloths and SNOUNMEDIUM you.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Beachbabee248 [10:59 AM]: oh so you want me?
SmarterChild [10:59 AM]: What do you think?
Beachbabee248 [10:59 AM]: oh baby, please f**k me
SmarterChild [10:59 AM]: That's some colorful language.
Beachbabee248 [10:59 AM]: F**K ME
SmarterChild [10:59 AM]: Nice language. I'm guessing that's not the "vocabulary word of the week."
Beachbabee248 [10:59 AM]: do you see im hot for you baby?
SmarterChild [10:59 AM]: What a question! I'm not sure, though.
Beachbabee248 [11:00 AM]: are you masturbating?
SmarterChild [11:00 AM]: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Beachbabee248 [11:00 AM]: i think you are
SmarterChild [11:00 AM]: No kidding?
Beachbabee248 [11:00 AM]: f**king sicko
SmarterChild [11:00 AM]: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: talk dirty to me b**th
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: No kidding?

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: well talk dirty to me
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: Talk dirty to you?
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: So?
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: so?
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: Wow! I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all!
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: oh please, talk dirty
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: Talk dirty?
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: YES
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: Uh huh, uh huh.
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: mmm, thats right..moan b**th
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: Mmm that is right moan bicth. Well that's interesting.
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: yes it is
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: I'm not so sure it is.
Beachbabee248 [11:01 AM]: now spank me!
SmarterChild [11:01 AM]: Give me one good reason why I should.
Beachbabee248 [11:02 AM]: because we're both so hot for each other
SmarterChild [11:02 AM]: I'm not so sure we're both so hot for Each other.
Beachbabee248 [11:02 AM]: yes we are
SmarterChild [11:02 AM]: We are, huh?
Beachbabee248 [11:02 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [11:02 AM]: Oh.

NIRVANA

01-11-2004, 02:57 PM

all bots are funny when you diss them :D