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Cheese
12-25-2003, 08:58 PM
Funny quotes (http://www.bash.org/?top)

(should be in funny section but nobody goes there so...)

thx to ginguar ;)


<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I&#39;m done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
-Archwolf-
12-25-2003, 09:08 PM
There&#39;s a reason why we don&#39;t go there


because nobody posts something funny


:frusty: ;)
TheDave
12-25-2003, 09:17 PM
man, everyone one of those is funny


<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch&#33;
<superwoman> DANNY?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;
<GrandCow> MOM?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;

and for anyone who questions the op is always right rule


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY&nbsp; HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I&nbsp; DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*&#33;*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Marius24
12-25-2003, 09:22 PM
LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:




you guys hasve just made my christmas :lol:


thank you :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheese
12-25-2003, 09:25 PM
<Lafarga> bada: I&#39;m throwing peanuts at your head at this moment.
<bada> funny, I dont feel them
<Lafarga> bada: That&#39;s because you&#39;re thousands of miles away, across the internet, so my peanuts are bouncing off my monitor instead.
ginguar
12-25-2003, 09:25 PM
15699 quotes approved; 868 quotes pending; 1335 marked as sux

That should keep me going until the new year
Cheese
12-25-2003, 09:36 PM
where&#39;s that [SPAM] and 3rdgen thread, the one where 3rdgen says "sorry for the bad language..."

that thread was classic :lol:
camille
12-25-2003, 10:41 PM
Sometimes we must activate our sense of humor. :D
TNTIcemanTNT
12-25-2003, 10:52 PM
If you were a superior human being like me your sense of humour would always be activated........... :D :D :D :D
Spider_dude
12-25-2003, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@25 December 2003 - 21:36
where&#39;s that [SPAM] and 3rdgen thread, the one where 3rdgen says "sorry for the bad language..."

that thread was classic :lol:
i used to have a link to that thread in my sig. but it was deleted. it was the funniest thread i have ever seen, [SPAM] asked a stupid question to 3gen and he replied sorry about the language, spam said :huh: to which 3gn said FUCK OFF in huge letters, i almost pissed myself with laughing at that one.
TNTIcemanTNT
12-25-2003, 11:14 PM
heheh I gotta see that one.
Tormentor
12-25-2003, 11:41 PM
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra &#036;69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you&#39;ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I&#39;m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
TNTIcemanTNT
12-25-2003, 11:43 PM
Hahahahaha
RGX
12-25-2003, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@25 December 2003 - 21:25

<Lafarga> bada: I&#39;m throwing peanuts at your head at this moment.
<bada> funny, I dont feel them
<Lafarga> bada: That&#39;s because you&#39;re thousands of miles away, across the internet, so my peanuts are bouncing off my monitor instead.
Made me laugh hysterically

Its all about timing :D
TNTIcemanTNT
12-26-2003, 12:01 AM
? I dont get that one lol, cant see how its funny
ivy
12-26-2003, 12:47 AM
HAHAHAHHAH these are GREAT&#33;&#33; keep um comin&#33; i wish i saved all the funny bits of convo over the years. i think im gonna start. :D
Cheese
12-26-2003, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by ivy@25 December 2003 - 23:47
HAHAHAHHAH these are GREAT&#33;&#33; keep um comin&#33; i wish i saved all the funny bits of convo over the years.&nbsp; i think im gonna start.&nbsp; :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

they&#39;re pretty cool been reading them for hours now...there loads :lol: :lol:


#89439 +(313)- [X]

<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good
<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
ivy
12-26-2003, 03:51 AM
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy&#092;code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.


i make that typo all the time. :lol:
ivy
12-26-2003, 04:00 AM
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?&#33;
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar&#33;
<glome> Who me?&#33;
<content> Yes you&#33;
<glome> Couldn&#39;t be&#33;
<content> Then WHO?&#33;&#33;
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar&#33;
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn&#39;t touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)



HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
internet.news
12-26-2003, 04:22 AM
lol :D :D :D
Rip The Jacker
12-26-2003, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by ivy@25 December 2003 - 20:00
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?&#33;
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar&#33;
<glome> Who me?&#33;
<content> Yes you&#33;
<glome> Couldn&#39;t be&#33;
<content> Then WHO?&#33;&#33;
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar&#33;
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn&#39;t touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
Owned. :lol:
Cheese
12-26-2003, 08:44 AM
<CAMeRON> i have the best new insult - cockgoggles
<CAMeRON> aaHAEHaeH aeHaeHaeHaehaeH
<KEiRAN> thats pretty pisspoor cameron
<CAMeRON> SHUT UP, COCKGOGGLES
<KEiRAN> yeah, i didnt see that one coming

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheese
12-27-2003, 02:25 AM
another one i thought was funny (but i&#39;m easily amused :lol: )


<@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term.
<@X-G> YOUR ASS WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED&#33;&#33;11~
ivy
12-27-2003, 03:10 AM
hehehehe ok ok.. heres two i LOVE&#33;&#33;&#33;


<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED
<sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
<sta-hi> er..


<~DarkStar> I had sex with your mother last night
<~DarkStar> *my

heheheh i just saw this one and HAD to add it too&#33;&#33; hehehhee


<Fusion> My cat tried to eat a praying mantis. I told him it was a bad idea.
<Mitsugi> what was his response?
<Fusion> Uh... "meow"
<Mitsugi> figures
<Fusion> Yeah. What a bitch.
ivy
12-27-2003, 03:18 AM
ok ok.. i KNOW im very entertained by the site, but its hilarious&#33;&#33;&#33;


<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :(
<Chris_A> Why don&#39;t you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC&#33;??&#33;?&#33;
<Yhwh> Didn&#39;t Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?
<Chris_A> That&#39;s your biggest concern about my plan?
<Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern&#33;


<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
3rd gen noob
12-27-2003, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@25 December 2003 - 22:13
i used to have a link to that thread in my sig. but it was deleted. it was the funniest thread i have ever seen, [SPAM] asked a stupid question to 3gen and he replied sorry about the language, spam said :huh: to which 3gn said FUCK OFF in huge letters, i almost pissed myself with laughing at that one.
feck, i never knew they deleted it :(
the.gringo
12-27-2003, 03:42 AM
I was reading through this one and I just burst out laughing



<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let&#39;s see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren&#39;t you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an&#39; everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I&#39;d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn&#39;t a question. "You have your mother&#39;s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry&#39;s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, &#39;Alohomora&#33;"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn&#39;t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry&#39;s wang had still been in his hand when he&#39;d jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll&#39;s nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll&#39;s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn&#39;t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn&#39;t want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> &#39;Get - off - me&#33;&#39; Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

edit: I wanted to add this one FAS


<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.&nbsp; There&#39;s a dude next to me and he&#39;s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.&nbsp; Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
Virtualbody1234
12-27-2003, 03:50 AM
Wang eh? :lol:
ivy
12-27-2003, 10:10 AM
hehehehehhe love this site&#33;&#33;&#33;


<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now