I Can't Believe It - It's Not Possible

[fugley]

I've just discovered that me poobics has all turned into watercress.

It's all most irregular - still waste not want not eh?


Sandwich anyone??? :blink:

[Snee]

:x

[bujub22]

ok see a doctor for that :unsure:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by fugley@29 December 2003 - 20:20
I've just discovered that me poobics has all turned into watercress.

It's all most irregular - still waste not want not eh?


Sandwich anyone??? :blink:
Is the 'Cress' moving about Fugs?

[fugley]

See folks just stay in here and discuss the real issues - non of that arguing bullshit in here. Just a frank but civil exchange of views!

more sandwiches anyone? :blink:

[fugley]

Originally posted by bigboab+29 December 2003 - 20:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 29 December 2003 - 20:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@29 December 2003 - 20:20
I&#39;ve just discovered that me poobics has all turned into watercress.

It&#39;s all most irregular - still waste not want not eh?


Sandwich anyone??? :blink:
Is the &#39;Cress&#39; moving about Fugs? [/b][/quote]
Yes but it&#39;s probably only wind&#33; :blink:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by fugley+29 December 2003 - 20:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley &#064; 29 December 2003 - 20:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@29 December 2003 - 20:32
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@29 December 2003 - 20:20
I&#39;ve just discovered that me poobics has all turned into watercress.

It&#39;s all most irregular - still waste not want not eh?


Sandwich anyone??? :blink:
Is the &#39;Cress&#39; moving about Fugs?
Yes but it&#39;s probably only wind&#33; :blink: [/b][/quote]
No, sorry wind is the other end. I am sorry to break the bad news to you, but you have Crabbus Chloryphomicus. This is really just a case of the crabs who are green and being sick. Possibly due to overindulgence during the festive period. Dont panic, Mrs BB(I mentioned no names to her ;) is looking up the cure at this minute. B)

AH&#33; Here it is. Mix one tablespoon of salt with 2 fluid ounces of tepid water. On second thoughts if we are to believe you. Better double the quantities. Rub the solution round the affected area for no more than ten seconds(not your normal time of rubbing I&#39;m afraid :lol: ). Wait for about 1 minute and you should see a change. What happens is, when the salt water gets in the wee buggers eyes, they lift their small hands to rub their eyes and subsequently fall off. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fugley]

Originally posted by bigboab+29 December 2003 - 20:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 29 December 2003 - 20:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@29 December 2003 - 20:36

Originally posted by bigboab@29 December 2003 - 20:32
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@29 December 2003 - 20:20
I&#39;ve just discovered that me poobics has all turned into watercress.

It&#39;s all most irregular - still waste not want not eh?


Sandwich anyone??? :blink:
Is the &#39;Cress&#39; moving about Fugs?
Yes but it&#39;s probably only wind&#33; :blink:
No, sorry wind is the other end. I am sorry to break the bad news to you, but you have Crabbus Chloryphomicus. This is really just a case of the crabs who are green and being sick. Possibly due to overindulgence during the festive period. Dont panic, Mrs BB(I mentioned no names to her ;) is looking up the cure at this minute. B)

AH&#33; Here it is. Mix one tablespoon of salt with 2 fluid ounces of tepid water. On second thoughts if we are to believe you. Better double the quantities. Rub the solution round the affected area for no more than ten seconds(not your normal time of rubbing I&#39;m afraid :lol: ). Wait for about 1 minute and you should see a change. What happens is, when the salt water gets in the wee buggers eyes, they lift their small hands to rub their eyes and subsequently fall off. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Thats all very well Boab but it doesn&#39;t explain the other bits of agriculture I found within that peculiar harvest&#33; Me also found a healthy lookin crop of sprouts too&#33;&#33;

:blink:

[fugley]

You see it is truly possible for people of various background to get along&#33;&#33;&#33;

I have my opinions and others have theirs&#33; That&#39;s good - we can agree to differ.

Learn from this string oh Forum&#33;&#33; :blink:

[J'Pol]

Well it is Christmas sprouts sprouting is no surprise.

[fugley]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@29 December 2003 - 20:59
Well it is Christmas sprouts sprouting is no surprise.
Indeedydoodydeedy JP? Welcome to this intellectual think-tank&#33;
:blink:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by fugley+29 December 2003 - 22:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 29 December 2003 - 22:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@29 December 2003 - 20:59
Well it is Christmas sprouts sprouting is no surprise.
Indeedydoodydeedy JP? Welcome to this intellectual think-tank&#33;
:blink: [/b][/quote]
It could be worse, your nuts could be roasting on an open fire.

[J'Pol]

Or your chipolata could get all greasy and shriveled if you leave it too long.

[fugley]

I must now go and soak me dentures in domestos for cleansing purposes. I trust noone will be offended by my departure - I will return in approximately one hour.

Bigboab consider yourself in charge of the thread until I return.

:blink:

[Biggles]

I am rather partial to sprouts and chestnuts

On second thoughts I am not going there

:ph34r:

[fugley]

Such lively debate&#33;&#33; :blink:

[Busyman]

What made you put creosote on you at all. That shit is toxic&#33;&#33;&#33;

When climbing telephone poles we were told if we got any our skin to wash it immediately.

[bigboab]

There is one or two members from Brussels in the Lounge that may be able to help you with the complication.

There may be further complications I am afraid. Your condition has now become Crabbus Chloryphomicus Brassica Oleracea Gemifera. At this rate we may to have you put down before you slow down the Board.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Busyman@29 December 2003 - 21:08
What made you put creosote on you at all. That shit is toxic&#33;&#33;&#33;

When climbing telephone poles we were told if we got any our skin to wash it off immediately.
Not very good doctors over there? Why the bloody hell did they tell you to wash off your skin?

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Biggles@29 December 2003 - 22:06
I am rather partial to sprouts and chestnuts

On second thoughts I am not going there

:ph34r:
Biggles is of course referring to the old Vaudeville act.

Probably only he, boab and I are old enough to remember them. Their cross-talk was legendary.

Edit - as boab still pays homage to.

[Lamsey]

Not very good doctors over there? Why the bloody hell did they tell you to wash off your skin?

Because the doctors over there are commercial; as such they want to create ilness and injury so they can get more work. With this scheme they would be as rich as Creosote.

[Pete Waterman]

i just watched the simpsosn, the episode when they go to brazil, and homer asks for brazil nuts and his kidnappers say "we call them nuts here", is this the same as in Belgium do they call brussel sprouts "sprouts" in brussels?

:blink:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@29 December 2003 - 22:16

Not very good doctors over there? Why the bloody hell did they tell you to wash off your skin?

Because the doctors over there are commercial; as such they want to create ilness and injury so they can get more work. With this scheme they would be as rich as Creosote.
Lamsey

Can you make a "Cymbal Crash" smiley. I really need it to post after boab.

It must be at least 75% of his posts, where I feel that it would be appropriate.

Either that or a wha wha wha wha (lowering in pitch).

Ask the chaps at the Polly to help if need be. Gurney may be useful, if you are still attending.

[balamm]

I bet some of you thought I was joking about the medicinal properties of creosote. Nope&#33;

Back in the days.... :lol:


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Also very effective in tthe treatment of&nbsp; Crabbus Chloryphomicus Brassica Oleracea Gemifera

[Lamsey]

I will work on it.

I fail to see why my Stats lecturer would be of any help though. Especially as I have passed my stats course and will never have to study the subject again.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey@29 December 2003 - 21:27
I will work on it.

I fail to see why my Stats lecturer would be of any help though. Especially as I have passed my stats course and will never have to study the subject again.
Dont bet on it&#33; If you have to do Business Analysis it is possible that some stats are included in your statistical build up of your new system. Not often though.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@29 December 2003 - 22:27
I will work on it.

I fail to see why my Stats lecturer would be of any help though. Especially as I have passed my stats course and will never have to study the subject again.
Just a suggestion, it is a pubic thread after all.

[Lamsey]

:ph34r:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@29 December 2003 - 22:34
:ph34r:
:ghostface:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+29 December 2003 - 21:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 29 December 2003 - 21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@29 December 2003 - 22:27
I will work on it.

I fail to see why my Stats lecturer would be of any help though. Especially as I have passed my stats course and will never have to study the subject again.
Just a suggestion, it is a pubic thread after all. [/b][/quote]
Is there something you are not telling us here JP? About you and Stats lecturers or lecherers as the case may be.

[J'Pol]

Wha wha wha wha (lowering in pitch) - I need something better.

Have you seen Mr Pubic,
http://www.artie.com/comix/981121/pubic_harea.gif

[bigboab]

Sorry have to go. Dry the dishes. :( You may well laugh but you have never seen Mrs BB. The phrase &#39;Mick McManus with knickers&#39; springs to mind.

It is good to let my macho side loose now and then. ;) Poor we soul, she&#39;s sitting over there reading a Mills and Boon and listening to Shaniah Twain. Hasn&#39;t a clue what I am typing. Thank god. :lol:

[J'Pol]

MRS BOAB - MRS BOAB - COME AND READ THIS STUFF HE IS TYPING.

[Busyman]

Originally posted by bigboab+29 December 2003 - 21:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 29 December 2003 - 21:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@29 December 2003 - 21:08
What made you put creosote on you at all. That shit is toxic&#33;&#33;&#33;

When climbing telephone poles we were told if we got any our skin to wash it immediately.
Not very good doctors over there? Why the bloody hell did they tell you to wash off your skin? [/b][/quote]
Because breathing it, swallowing it, getting it in your eyes......

is generally not good for you bigboab.

It&#39;s the nasty black crap oozing out of the telephone poles and it gets all over my clothes already.
And what does washing creosote off have to do with commercial doctors. :blink:
I won&#39;t need one unless I fall off the pole and break my leg.

[bigboab]

They are not laughing now. Eh&#33; JP. :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@30 December 2003 - 00:04
They are not laughing now. Eh&#33; JP. :lol:
A Fine line - A Damn Fine Line.

A wee drink to another fine Bob.

:beerchug:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+29 December 2003 - 21:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 29 December 2003 - 21:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@29 December 2003 - 22:16

Not very good doctors over there? Why the bloody hell did they tell you to wash off your skin?

Because the doctors over there are commercial; as such they want to create ilness and injury so they can get more work. With this scheme they would be as rich as Creosote.
Lamsey

Can you make a "Cymbal Crash" smiley. I really need it to post after boab.

It must be at least 75% of his posts, where I feel that it would be appropriate.

Either that or a wha wha wha wha (lowering in pitch).

Ask the chaps at the Polly to help if need be. Gurney may be useful, if you are still attending. [/b][/quote]
Flattery Sir will only get you about 2Litres of apple. :lol:

[J'Pol]

I have refreshments to hand boab. It is the period to keep stocks high, one never knows.

Sadly tonight will be limited to Lem Sip (cold and flu) and Hard Core Pornography.

Such is life. I hope to be fit again before the bells. If this is not the case the nature&#39;s wonder (the crossing of the yeast and the pomme) should negate any ill feeling.

It&#39;s a win / win situation.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Busyman+29 December 2003 - 23:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman &#064; 29 December 2003 - 23:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@29 December 2003 - 21:12
<!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@29 December 2003 - 21:08
What made you put creosote on you at all. That shit is toxic&#33;&#33;&#33;

When climbing telephone poles we were told if we got any our skin to wash it immediately.
Not very good doctors over there? Why the bloody hell did they tell you to wash off your skin?
Because breathing it, swallowing it, getting it in your eyes......

is generally not good for you bigboab.

It&#39;s the nasty black crap oozing out of the telephone poles and it gets all over my clothes already.
And what does washing creosote off have to do with commercial doctors. :blink:
I won&#39;t need one unless I fall off the pole and break my leg.[/b][/quote]
Busyman,

I appreciate the fact that you have a lot of energy, but you are an accountant, not a linesman.

It is becoming rather burdensome to retreive you from the utility poles on a nightly basis and to be honest it is really freaking people out.

Perhaps you could run laps at the gym instead?

Thanks,

Firechief Morgan