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djweiser
12-30-2003, 02:20 PM
masturbated :rolleyes:






















:unsure: :lol:
Cheese
12-30-2003, 02:48 PM
hehe I'm never gonna get bored with this pic:

http://www.dapillow.com/twol/81102/masturbating.jpg

edit:I promise that's the last time I use it ;)
djweiser
12-30-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@30 December 2003 - 14:48
hehe I'm never gonna get bored with this pic:

http://www.dapillow.com/twol/81102/masturbating.jpg

edit:I promise that's the last time I use it ;)
why does it make him cry? :rolleyes:
Cheese
12-30-2003, 03:06 PM
@netwei5er: cos off all the little potential lives lost ;)
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 03:55 PM
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P
Cheese
12-30-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P
so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o
scribblec
12-30-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 16:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 16:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-"The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :ghostface:&nbsp; :helpsmile:&nbsp; :P
so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o [/b][/quote]
no cheese m8








that was you :P




Mr.C
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-"The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :P&nbsp; :ghostface:&nbsp; :helpsmile:&nbsp; :P
so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o [/b][/quote]
no I left the stained socks&#33;
http://www.kangasport.com.au/images/socks.jpg
Cheese
12-30-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by scribblec+30 December 2003 - 15:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec &#064; 30 December 2003 - 15:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@30 December 2003 - 16:00
<!--QuoteBegin-"The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P
so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o
no cheese m8








that was you :P




Mr.C[/b][/quote]
not mine...i&#39;ve got a "special" rag for that kind of thing ;) :huh: :o
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 04:50 PM
I think alpha left socks in there too
http://www.huitt.com/images/basic_baby_sock.jpg :P
scribblec
12-30-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 16:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 16:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by scribblec@30 December 2003 - 15:06

Originally posted by Withcheese@30 December 2003 - 16:00
<!--QuoteBegin-"The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 14:55
the last time i visited the pr0n thread :P :P :P :ghostface: :helpsmile: :P
so it was you that left all the tissues in there :o
no cheese m8








that was you :P




Mr.C
not mine...i&#39;ve got a "special" rag for that kind of thing ;) :huh: :o [/b][/quote]
:lol:
fugley
12-30-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by &#045;netweiser&#045;@30 December 2003 - 14:20
masturbated :rolleyes:






















:unsure: :lol:
.Ermmm............Well hactually...... if you really want to know......... I........... is doin one at the moment&#33; ...........(am typing with me feet).

....................Been goin for about 2 hours....and........ 25mins now but.............. not much seems to be............. ha....... ha....... ha.........happening&#33;


Infact me bits are startin to get a little sore&#33; I think I&#39;ll have a 30 second rest&#33;

Still once I start I gotta finish&#33;&#33;.................don&#39;t.........you.........agree? ..........

:blink:............ :blink:
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 04:53 PM
here fugley use with cheese&#39;s rag
http://www.dropthepucks.com/gw101/images/stain%20blood.jpg
Cheese
12-30-2003, 04:54 PM
yup it would need to be that big ;)

@fugley: i think you should wash the creosote off before you start doing that sort of thing :o
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 04:56 PM
thats 10 X magnified man&#33;
Cheese
12-30-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 15:56
thats 10 X magnified man&#33;
damn :huh:
Alpha_Caesar
12-30-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 11:50
I think alpha left socks in there too
http://www.huitt.com/images/basic_baby_sock.jpg :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who the hell uses socks? :lol: :lol:
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Alpha_Caesar@30 December 2003 - 18:01

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who the hell uses socks? :lol: :lol:
so your the one that left the walls stained?
do you have any idea how hard those stains are to remove?
fugley
12-30-2003, 05:13 PM
PROGRESS UPDATE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; JUST IN&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: ....................... :eek: :eek:......


......... phew&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; never ad one like that before&#33;&#33;


:1eye:
Alpha_Caesar
12-30-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 12:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 12:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Alpha_Caesar@30 December 2003 - 18:01

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Who the hell uses socks?&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
so your the one that left the walls stained?
do you have any idea how hard those stains are to remove? [/b][/quote]
No way I&#39;m not responsible for that. <_<

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheese
12-30-2003, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by fugley@30 December 2003 - 16:13
PROGRESS UPDATE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; JUST IN&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: ....................... :eek: :eek:......


......... phew&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; never ad one like that before&#33;&#33;


:1eye:
ewww...now clean it up you messy pup :o
fugley
12-30-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 17:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 December 2003 - 17:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@30 December 2003 - 16:13
PROGRESS UPDATE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; JUST IN&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


:wacko:&nbsp; :wacko:&nbsp; :wacko:&nbsp; :wacko: ....................... :eek:&nbsp; :eek:......


......... phew&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; never ad one like that before&#33;&#33;


:1eye:
ewww...now clean it up you messy pup :o [/b][/quote]
:1eye: &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Falconetti
12-30-2003, 05:46 PM
Stupid thread. If i told you, would you join me?
Cheese
12-30-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Falconetti@30 December 2003 - 16:46
Stupid thread. If i told you, would you join me?
:ph34r:
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese+30 December 2003 - 18:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese &#064; 30 December 2003 - 18:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Falconetti@30 December 2003 - 16:46
Stupid thread. If i told you, would you join me?
:ph34r:[/b][/quote]
???
What do you mean by "join"?
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 06:22 PM
Sorry about double post I&#39;m using my tmobile sidekick and sometimes I get confuzed.
bujub22
12-30-2003, 06:24 PM
is it masterbating if you pour peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off
cuz it&#39;s my dog not my hand :D :helpsmile:
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 06:25 PM
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:
BigBank_Hank
12-30-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@30 December 2003 - 13:24
is it masterbating if you pour peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off
cuz it&#39;s my dog not my hand :D :helpsmile:
That is just nasty :x
Mr. Mulder
12-30-2003, 06:28 PM
right now :ph34r:
bujub22
12-30-2003, 06:29 PM
:lol: :lol: it&#39;s off that movie road trip :P aaaaaaaaahh
"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:
Well now I want to do it again :)
bujub22
12-30-2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:
Well now I want to do it again :) [/b][/quote]
pop a viagra and last all day long :D go fo what u know
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 13:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 13:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago :ph34r:
Well now I want to do it again :) [/b][/quote]
Well it&#39;s Jonno&#39;s fault really...

Actually make that Jonno and Titey... Titey sent him the tights... Jonno put them on and well... quite a sordid ordeal actually...
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 06:47 PM
You mean these ones?? :lol:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/joz_60.jpg

WOOHOO I got hair :lol: :lol:

And some hot Canadian chick wanking over me :lol: Oh man that was crude :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 06:53 PM
Erm... yeah... that was the one... naughty bugger you...

Question... is it still considered wanking when a woman materbates? Most of the typical phrases for masterbation don&#39;t seem to apply do they?

Such as "choke the chicken" "spank the monkey"... they just don&#39;t seem to work... or is it just me?
Cheese
12-30-2003, 06:55 PM
Such as "choke the chicken" "spank the monkey"... they just don&#39;t seem to work... or is it just me?

"flicking the bean" has always been my fave female euphemism :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 06:55 PM
Slap the fish?? :lol: :lol:

Ok I better stop before I get slapped.............unless you want me to slap you :P

Nah wanking just covers masterbation all round :D

I saw a tv prog where someone was describing how a horse wanks, it slaps it&#39;s knob against it&#39;s belly, thought I might give that a try :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 07:03 PM
Horses wank? :blink:

Well I guess sexual pleasure is universal, huh? I suppose dogs do it, my parent&#39;s stupid mutt used to hump everything in sight...

@ Withcheese - I&#39;d never heard that expression, but it fits :lol:

@ Jonno - There&#39;s only one place you could slap me and get away with it ;)
Skweeky
12-30-2003, 07:26 PM
That&#39;s a scary picture Jonno :unsure:



oh and: the day before yesterday in the bathtub. Yesterday I was too drunk. :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:03

@ Jonno - There&#39;s only one place you could slap me and get away with it ;)
Would that bet lightly tapping your cli..............ooops, pm right :lol: :lol:

@Skweeks.......I thought you always wanted to see me in tights :lol:

I tell you one thing, I now know why they call them tights, not a lot of room in there :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
Skweeky
12-30-2003, 08:08 PM
Yes, but it&#39;s that plate that&#39;s scaring me :fear:
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 08:12 PM
Not the hair then? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Skweeky
12-30-2003, 08:14 PM
No, I find that sexy in a perverted way :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 08:15 PM
Maybe the plate was a bit much then :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@30 December 2003 - 15:06
Would that bet lightly tapping your cli..............ooops, pm right :lol: :lol:
Okay... make that two places....
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 08:42 PM
erm.........ok I got 2 other places........oh no, I can&#39;t count that.........is this slapping with hand?.......or with c.......TAXI&#33;&#33; :lol:

Jonno B)
bujub22
12-30-2003, 09:17 PM
i read the last 2 pages and yah crack me up :lol: :D

and jonno that picture aint right reminds me of the time my little brothers friend dressed up as a girl and went walking around outside for an hour ,he even got jumped for it :ph34r: little advice dont go outside there waiting for you :D
Lilmiss
12-30-2003, 09:18 PM
about 4pm today......but I was with someone. ;) :P
bujub22
12-30-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@30 December 2003 - 17:18
about 4pm today......but I was with someone. ;) :P
rosey palms and her 5 friends :D
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@30 December 2003 - 15:42
erm.........ok I got 2 other places........oh no, I can&#39;t count that.........is this slapping with hand?.......or with c.......TAXI&#33;&#33; :lol:

Jonno B)
You behave&#33;&#33; Or I&#39;ll have to get out the handcuffs and paddles...

Back on topic... sort of... I must change my reply... I&#39;ve been busy today... :-"
JONNO_CELEBS
12-30-2003, 09:28 PM
@Bujub........What ya mean, I dress like that all the time :lol: :lol:

@lilmiss........&#39;lo :D ......ooo :o

@Nikki.......Me??............erm......hellooooooo :rolleyes: :P

Jonno B)
bujub22
12-30-2003, 09:31 PM
:o my god boy&#33; put some pants on i almost wanted to call you peter pan :D
NikkiD
12-30-2003, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@30 December 2003 - 16:28
@Nikki.......Me??............erm......hellooooooo :rolleyes:&nbsp; :P

:huh:

Erm... what are you on about?

I just meant that I had masterbated a couple more times since I first posted in this thread, that&#39;s all...

@ bujub - he looks very nice without pants though... very nice indeed :wub:
bujub22
12-30-2003, 09:33 PM
:D
Originally posted by NikkiD+30 December 2003 - 17:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD &#064; 30 December 2003 - 17:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@30 December 2003 - 16:28
@Nikki.......Me??............erm......hellooooooo :rolleyes: :P

:huh:

Erm... what are you on about?

I just meant that I had masterbated a couple more times since I first posted in this thread, that&#39;s all...

@ bujub - he looks very nice without pants though... very nice indeed :wub: [/b][/quote]
wish i had your stamana :D

and i dont want to picture that :( :D
UKMan
12-30-2003, 11:34 PM
I would just love to add to this thread, but remember:
UKMan dosnt have sex
UKMan dosnt swear
UKMan dosnt do anything sexual
But he does pose nude with a guitar in front hiding 99% of his assets causing a riot on some forums :lol:

Peace <----- beter add that too
UKMan
internet.news
12-30-2003, 11:36 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Skweeky
12-30-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@31 December 2003 - 00:34

UKMan dosnt do anything sexual

:lol: :lol: :lol:
UKMan
12-30-2003, 11:47 PM
hmmm - my last wives also laughed - wonder what it is???

Still, the roses are growing quite nicely out back now B)
"The Avatar Man"
12-31-2003, 02:13 PM
well anyone else done it since their last post or just me?
NikkiD
12-31-2003, 05:05 PM
Yeah, I have... :ph34r:
Pete Waterman
12-31-2003, 05:06 PM
yeah baby. pete loves flogging the dolphin, bashing the bishop, hitting the pop idol.
Cheese
12-31-2003, 05:07 PM
No...I&#39;m saving it for something to do next year :blink:
UKMan
12-31-2003, 05:07 PM
Thanks for that info NikkiD B)

And yes :o
Cheese
12-31-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@31 December 2003 - 16:05
Yeah, I have...&nbsp; :ph34r:
Ah, so you&#39;ve "Jilled Off" (opposite to "Jacked Off) :lol:
NikkiD
12-31-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@31 December 2003 - 12:11
Ah, so you&#39;re "Jilled Off" (opposite to "Jacked Off) :lol:
PMSL (BTW - I&#39;m glad they don&#39;t have a smilie for that one&#33;&#33;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pete Waterman
12-31-2003, 05:17 PM
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/pmsl-spider_dude.GIF
JONNO_CELEBS
12-31-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+31 December 2003 - 17:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 31 December 2003 - 17:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@31 December 2003 - 12:11
Ah, so you&#39;re "Jilled Off" (opposite to "Jacked Off) :lol:
PMSL (BTW - I&#39;m glad they don&#39;t have a smilie for that one&#33;&#33;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m sure I could find one :P

You lot are just a bunch of wankers :lol: Nikki has an excuse :P Besides I don&#39;t think anyone finds what she&#39;s doing weird :lol: :lol:

And to answer, only twice :ph34r: Her fault, she made me do it :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah btw, I tried wanking like a horse, not much fun really just slapping ya knob against ya gut :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
scribblec
12-31-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+31 December 2003 - 17:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 31 December 2003 - 17:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by NikkiD@31 December 2003 - 17:12
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@31 December 2003 - 12:11
Ah, so you&#39;re "Jilled Off" (opposite to "Jacked Off) :lol:
PMSL (BTW - I&#39;m glad they don&#39;t have a smilie for that one&#33;&#33;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I&#39;m sure I could find one :P

You lot are just a bunch of wankers :lol: Nikki has an excuse :P Besides I don&#39;t think anyone finds what she&#39;s doing weird :lol: :lol:

And to answer, only twice :ph34r: Her fault, she made me do it :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah btw, I tried wanking like a horse, not much fun really just slapping ya knob against ya gut :rolleyes:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
wouldnt you need quite a big one to do that :lol: ;)
Pete Waterman
12-31-2003, 05:22 PM
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/pmsl-lamsey.GIF


and you just admitted to having a midget cock, well done.
NikkiD
12-31-2003, 05:23 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That wasn&#39;t an invitation to create one&#33;&#33;

But thanks... I think... :blink:

@ Jonno - I have an excuse? Ah yes... the tights... oh... and how does one make you masterbate? Was "she" holding a gun to your head? :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
12-31-2003, 05:29 PM
@Scrib........Trust me dude, I tried ;) :D

@Nikki........Well not a gun but.........Wooo mama :wub: When you a horny little sod like me and you look at what I was looking at, a gun would have made no difference ;) :D

Jonno B)