Where Are My Razors

[J'Pol]

What have you forgotten this time Wummin.

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[Skweeky]

I'm sorry J'Pol, but I really needed to shave my legs :unsure:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@30 December 2003 - 23:32
I'm sorry J'Pol, but I really needed to shave my legs :unsure:
I don't - fancy a dance.


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[Skweeky]

Only if you take away that scary shell :huh:

[internet.news]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

If you are going out and need them in a hurry JP. I suggest you contact Harrison Ford. :rolleyes:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@30 December 2003 - 23:35
Only if you take away that scary shell :huh:
What shell :huh:

[Skweeky]

The one in front of your penis

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@30 December 2003 - 23:37
The one in front of your penis
What penis.

I am the original action man model.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, and I'm Barbie

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@30 December 2003 - 23:41
Yeah, and I'm Barbie
Hi Barbie

If I press the right button do you talk.

[Skweeky]

Try the left one, the right one is a bit sensitive for the moment

[Lamsey]

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[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@30 December 2003 - 23:45
Try the left one, the right one is a bit sensitive for the moment
Then I must be the right one Barbie, because I am sensitive.

[Skweeky]

I need a smiley that says 'smooth'

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 December 2003 - 00:00
I need a smiley that says 'smooth'
http://www.meankitty.com/images/osiris.jpg

[Skweeky]

That's a cat, and a damn ugly one too, I must say.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 December 2003 - 00:09
That's a cat, and a damn ugly one too, I must say.
As Mrs Slocombe would have said "It's a shaved pussy"

[Skweeky]

That's nasty :o

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 December 2003 - 00:12
That's nasty :o
Speak for yourself Lass.

You are the one shaving your legs. It's then just a matter of how tall you are. :huh:

[Skweeky]

But I have a playboy cut! :o

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 December 2003 - 00:18
But I have a playboy cut! :o
OMG - so have I.

What barber do you go to.

[Skweeky]

Chez Sonja

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+30 December 2003 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 30 December 2003 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@31 December 2003 - 00:18
But I have a playboy cut&#33; :o
OMG - so have I.

What barber do you go to. [/b][/quote]
sounds like a nicky clarke job.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 December 2003 - 00:22
Chez Sonja
I can&#39;t afford the fancy dan ones, so I do it at home.