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bujub22

12-31-2003, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by J'Pol@30 December 2003 - 18:42

http://www.lightspeedfineart.com/images/SoloSeries/Stewart1_ScarfB.jpg

hey im a leo sign of the powerful lion....rrrrrrrrrrr
i like long shower by myself with alot of soap :huh:
i love it when girls tap my head at night -helps my go sleep
i like sucking toes! i dont know why i love it but i do so say no more :D
you can win a date with with this stud
for bids of -$5bucks

taking offers- #467467465-o :D

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 04:17 AM

Well I'm a Sagittarian ..

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

And BB's an Aries, eh?

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Anyone else?

:)

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 04:19 AM

Sorry bujub, missed you out ...

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

:)

hobbes

12-31-2003, 04:21 AM

I am an obvious conflicted Virgo.

I expect perfection from myself in every aspect, but I couldn't be arsed to make any effort to merit this.

Edit: maybe Mother lied about my date of birth, I could be a Leo?

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 04:25 AM

No Hobbes, you're a Virgo alright!

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

:)

uNz[i]

12-31-2003, 04:29 AM

What do you have on Libra Billie_Dean?

clocker

12-31-2003, 04:34 AM

Yes, please.

Being Libran myself I am consumed with ( masochistic) curiousity.

hobbes

12-31-2003, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 05:25
No Hobbes, you're a Virgo alright!

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

:)
Most of it is correct. My apartment only has a floor theorically though, as I have not seen it for years.

As I said, I am conflicted. I crave a clean apartment, but I couldn't bother making the effort.

Actually, I fall blissfully asleep after fucking, only the bitch wakes me and wants to talk about what that meant for the "relationship" and all that. I believe in the 2:1 rule in regard to orgasms. You got to let her get her sugar if you want repeat business.

Why do women crave post-sex cuddling and men only want the blissful embrace of sleep. Perhaps we were not meant for each other.

Seriously, isn't that moment of clarity and that floating feeling of "oneness" bettter than the orgasm iteslf.

BTW you bitch, you don't chose pimpin', it choses you. A true pimp is 24/7/365.

JONNO_CELEBS

12-31-2003, 04:40 AM

I'm a Crab, I guess thats why I itch so much :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 04:44 AM

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

The crab Jonno? Is that Cancer?

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

:)

JONNO_CELEBS

12-31-2003, 04:46 AM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 04:44

The crab Jonno? Is that Cancer?

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

:)
Erm........well apart from the Welfare (only ever been on that once, and only for 2 weeks ) bit that's pretty much right :unsure:

Jonno B)

hobbes

12-31-2003, 04:49 AM

So what are you, or were you not born?

uNz[i]

12-31-2003, 04:53 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wait a minute..., Queer?

I had no idea. :blink:

....and the missus is gonna be pissed :o

summerlinda

12-31-2003, 04:56 AM

Scorpio please BD :shifty:

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 05:06 AM

Certainly Linda ...

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

:)

summerlinda

12-31-2003, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 06:06
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot.
:devil:

hobbes

12-31-2003, 05:18 AM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 06:06
Certainly Linda ...

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

:)
Billy, other than the fact that you have a Chimpanzee in a soccer uniform as your avatar, what traits might you have?

http://snow.prohosting.com/dotravel/tanzania/graphics/chimpanzee.jpg

Pete Waterman

12-31-2003, 05:33 AM

it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.

hobbes

12-31-2003, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 06:33
it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.
So he muttered to himself.

Pete Waterman

12-31-2003, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by hobbes+31 December 2003 - 05:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 31 December 2003 - 05:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 06:33
it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.
So he muttered to himself. [/b][/quote]
so he muttered to himself.

hobbes

12-31-2003, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by Pete Waterman+31 December 2003 - 06:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pete Waterman @ 31 December 2003 - 06:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@31 December 2003 - 05:35
<!--QuoteBegin-Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 06:33
it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.
So he muttered to himself.
so he muttered to himself.[/b][/quote]
Since you and Dilly Bean were both born in 1904, perhaps you gals can relate better. My alter ego is yet to be uncovered, even by myself.

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 14:33
it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.
Your command is my wish!

Horoscopes. (http://rikk-cowsys.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=146)

@ hobbes; You haven't figured that out yet? ;)

:)

hobbes

12-31-2003, 05:55 AM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean+31 December 2003 - 06:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Billy_Dean @ 31 December 2003 - 06:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 14:33
it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.
Your command is my wish!

Horoscopes. (http://rikk-cowsys.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=146)

@ hobbes; You haven't figured that out yet? ;)

:) [/b][/quote]
Well, I always suspected you were a woman, I just wanted to be certain!

May I see the consent form for that link, at all?

the.gringo

12-31-2003, 06:28 AM

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

thats me alright ;) (excluding the last two sentences)

Billy_Dean

12-31-2003, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by the.gringo@31 December 2003 - 15:28

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

thats me alright ;) (excluding the last two sentences)
Come on now, don't be bashful! It fits you like a glove, doesn't it?

:)

Evil Gemini

12-31-2003, 07:40 AM

I am a Gemini.

An evil Gemini that is evil and does evil things.

noname12

12-31-2003, 07:45 AM

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Honey

12-31-2003, 09:45 AM

Adster

12-31-2003, 11:13 AM

My sister has the hots for that bald fellow <_<

bujub22

12-31-2003, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 00:19
Sorry bujub, missed you out ...

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

:)
i know this kinda far back but im not a leo ,im a libra and a scorpio i was born in a leap yr so what foul thing am i billy :D

Skweeky

12-31-2003, 02:43 PM

I'm a taurus too :D

Work like hell??? Aye right!!! :lol: :lol:

Lamsey

12-31-2003, 04:05 PM

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

:ph34r:

J'Pol

12-31-2003, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 06:33
it would be a lot easier if you just posted the link to the site you are getting these from.
Here (http://www.ozjokes.com/jokes/jokes.aspx?jokeid=255)

Or Here (http://www.smartdog.tv/darksauce/adamsand.html)

Or Here (http://www.chandoo.com/askari/humor/horoscopes.htm)

You can't move on the interweb without bumping into the blood thing.

fugley

12-31-2003, 05:34 PM

:blink:

UKMan

12-31-2003, 05:34 PM

Thanks for the drink J'Pol - i missed the party but appreciated the jesture - btw i'm a LEO.

Oh and - Happy New Year - i mean that B)

Peace
UKMan

J'Pol

12-31-2003, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by UKMan@31 December 2003 - 18:34
Thanks for the drink J'Pol - i missed the party but appreciated the jesture - btw i'm a LEO.

Oh and - Happy New Year - i mean that B)

Peace
UKMan
Not a problem, glad you could make it at all. Unfortunately I was seriously pished by that stage and had to sleep. I may have been molested, the memories are at best vague.

Likewise on the New Year wishes. I really hope things work out well for you next year (and the many years to come).

Good Luck.

Live Long in Possil

Snee

12-31-2003, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 05:44
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
hah, I survived it.

Marius24

12-31-2003, 06:05 PM

bujub22

12-31-2003, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+31 December 2003 - 13:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 31 December 2003 - 13:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Billy_Dean@31 December 2003 - 05:44
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
hah, I survived it. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :D me too!