Bigboab And "the Apple".

[the_faceman]

Bigboab pledges his allegiance to Strongbow.

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posted with permission from the man himself. bigboab that is, not patrick stewart.

[J'Pol]

That is feckin brilliant btw, excellent work.

I trust the apple was asked if it gave permission.

[Patrick Stewart]

:o

How shocking. I demand that you ask permission of that bottle of Strongbow. It has feelings too you know. :angry:

[bigboab]

I will be in touch with my solicitor in the morning. :angry: Who ever said to you on the phone that he was me and gave you permission to invade my home was lying. :angry:

Bloody woman, I just sent her out to put the bucket out. Far too cold for me. She left the back door open and in comes this Papperazzi bugger and takes my photo. :lol: Now do you see why I am so popular Sqweeky?.

These Beckham people are just starting out in this game. They have a long way to go. :) Faceman! You and your papperazzi friend will be hearing from me. JP what is £30.000 in two litre bottles. :lol:

[Pete Waterman]

fantastic work faceman.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 01:09
fantastic work faceman.
You Waterman are a scoundrel. You are probably that vagabonds agent and getting a cut. :angry: You may be included in the litigation. :angry:

[the_faceman]

I heard that Strongbow were interested in a sponsorship deal. I fear that the offer of "Free Apple for Life" would be jeapordised by any legal action.

[Pete Waterman]

calm down kid, i am not taking a cut. i believe with the publicity from thsi board we could make you into the next jim reeves.

[Patrick Stewart]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 01:15
calm down kid, i am not taking a cut. i believe with the publicity from thsi board we could make you into the next jim reeves.
That sounds good, Lieutenant Commander. Make it so.

[the_faceman]

The year is 2434. J'Pol and Bigboab's descendants are Captain and First Officer of the USS Enterprise. Light years from home, Captain Bigboab remembers a story that has been told from father to son in his family for centuries. A story of a drink named "Strongbow", that held mystical properties of inebriation.

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They set a course for home, and although the journey takes 3 years, it is worth every second.

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They send a message to Earth to have a crate of their finest Strongbow ready to beam up. J'Pol and Bigboab's descendants are anxious!

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Finally, the package is beamed aboard! Success!

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Unfortunately, they over indulged, crashed the ship into the moon, and this is the last known photograph of them.

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FIN

[Lamsey]

I object.


That poof Riker never drank anything but fortified wine. Disgrace of a lieutenant he was.

[Pete Waterman]

hey kid, don't let the soul seek forums hear you saying that, they have a smiley of riker.

[Patrick Stewart]

Originally posted by Lamsey@31 December 2003 - 01:45
I object.


That poof Riker never drank anything but fortified wine. Disgrace of a lieutenant he was.
That is a shocking accusation to make about one of my finest officers. I'll have you on a charge.




What, Will?



No...

seriously?




Oh. Well then. Ensign Lamsey, dismissed. Make it so.

[Lamsey]

Yessir.

[Pete Waterman]

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[bigboab]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@31 December 2003 - 01:15
calm down kid, i am not taking a cut. i believe with the publicity from thsi board we could make you into the next jim reeves.
If you think for one moment that I am going to crash into a hillside in a plane for you. you have another think coming. :lol:

[bigboab]

Nice one Faceman. That last pic cuts to the bone though. Thats what I look like when JP delivers my weekly benefit* under the viaduct.



*A 2litre bottle for the needy. At Xmas time he leaves the cider in it. :lol:

[Spider_dude]

page 5 na bump.

[wormless]

:lol: @u guys but bb2 needs :helpsmile: bigtime :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by wormless@1 January 2004 - 15:02
:lol: @u guys but bb2 needs :helpsmile: bigtime :lol:
It would help me if JP filled up one of those bottles for me. :) NO! JP, with cider. :blink:

[wormless]

:sneaky1: :01: glad to see yr still a happy chappie and ive seen yr msg @ sheringham :lol: