Big Boab's Chatroom

[bigboab]

Right I'm back. Where's Jonno? I cant hear any music in here. where's Snny or Cheese? No one behind the bar? All this has happened while that women has a wee shot at that Santa game. Only scored -8673. She needs more exercise. :rolleyes: right Jonno! get that band started up. NOW! What the hell do you think I'm paying you for? :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 January 2004 - 00:59
That's one hairy caterpillar...
Oooo that's just nasty :lol: :lol:

I see a Zero in da house B)

You guys gonna do crime stuff??.........Can I come? :D

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 January 2004 - 19:20
either that or we could go to the YMCA :huh:http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/eek.gif

Lemmesee.... yer the :cowboy:

I&#39;m the http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/construction.gif

So what then.... SnnY&#39;s the http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/red_indian.gif, bb&#39;s the http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/busted_cop.gif, an&#39; Jonno&#39;s the.... um.... http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/scooter.gif

[Aaron_T]

has anyone ere ever commited a crime except for using kazaa of course



http://www.buffaloreview.com/photos/criminal.gif

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I once wore checks and stripes in the same outfit :huh:

[titey]

Originally posted by Azzz@3 January 2004 - 19:29
has anyone ere ever commited a crime except for using kazaa of course
:shifty:



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 January 2004 - 19:32
I once wore checks and stripes in the same outfit :huh:
:huh: Ain&#39;t that called TARTAN PLAID?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 01:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 01:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@3 January 2004 - 19:29
has anyone ere ever commited a crime except for using kazaa of course :shifty:



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif [/b][/quote]
Has anyone ever been married.?













It&#39;s OK she is not looking over my shoulder. :lol:
What do you consider a crime Titey? Constitutional or Moral?

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@4 January 2004 - 01:09
hiya Ms Weeble, how you doing
:P
haven&#39;t fell down yet.
these drinks have been watered down though, im sure. :unsure:

/burnt me tongue on me noodles.
ooooouch&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :(

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 00:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 00:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@3 January 2004 - 19:29
has anyone ere ever commited a crime except for using kazaa of course :shifty:



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif [/b][/quote]
oh i see you a criminal

[bigboab]

Originally posted by lilmiss@4 January 2004 - 01:35
[these drinks have been watered down though, im sure. :unsure:

/burnt me tongue on me noodles.
ooooouch&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :( [/color]
These drinks have definately not been watered. I should know. I am bloody sozzled.


Lilmiss you cant fall off the floor. :lol: :lol:

[Aaron_T]

hey do you guys like my new mobile phone

http://shop.orange.co.uk/imagedata/phones/samsung_e700_lge.gif



THE SPECS

GPRS
- Photo Messaging
- active flip
- advanced colour gaming
- Answer Fax and Data Compatible
- back-lit screen
- built-in camera
- built-in modem
- calculator
- call divert
- call waiting/hold
- camera self-timer
- colour screen
- conference calling
- date/clock/alarm
- diary
- digital camera
- digital zoom
- downloadable games
- downloadable ring tones and screen savers
- dual band
- dual colour screens
- four way scrolling
- GPRS and GSM data connectivity
- group text messaging
- infrared connection
- Java™ capable
- Java™ games and applications
- keypad effects
- last number redial
- Line 2 compatible
- one-touch wap button
- phone book memory
- polyphonic ring tones
- screensavers
- selection of games
- small and compact
- Text Messaging
- vibrating alert
- wallpapers
- wap

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 19:34
Has anyone ever been married.?
:blink:

What do you consider a crime Titey? Constitutional or Moral?
There&#39;s both kinds bb.... I&#39;ve had brushes wif a couple of each I suppose. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/angel_not.gif





@ lilmiss - Awww.... http://piczonline.com/client/titey/kiss1.gif

[Aaron_T]

here is a weird looking criminal for y&#39;all


http://www.zek.times.lv/criminal.jpg

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 01:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey &#064; 4 January 2004 - 01:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@3 January 2004 - 19:34
Has anyone ever been married.?
:blink:



What do you consider a crime Titey? Constitutional or Moral?
There&#39;s both kinds bb.... I&#39;ve had brushes wif a couple of each I suppose. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/angel_not.gif





@ lilmiss - Awww.... http://piczonline.com/client/titey/kiss1.gif [/b][/quote]
@Azzz nice is that the new samsung one (I was looking at new mobiles last night and I saw that one)

@bb hiya :) glad you decided to remain in here

@titey stop trying to schloop lilmiss&#39;s noodles from her coupon :P

@lilmiss ;) :D

[Aaron_T]

this is like deja vu of that old chat thread can you remember it awwww the good old days :01:

[Aaron_T]

bump

[bigboab]

Hi Azz ,Zero. The difference about this chatroom is that everybody and I mean everybody is welcome. If you are a bit offensive you wont be when you leave here. That is my aim. :rolleyes:

Titey there are wipes on the bar to remove substances from young ladies. There are also people behind the bar to remove people from substances. :lol:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by bigboab@4 January 2004 - 00:55
Hi Azz ,Zero. The difference about this chatroom is that everybody and I mean everybody is welcome. If you are a bit offensive you wont be when you leave here. That is my aim. :rolleyes:

Titey there are wipes on the bar to remove substances from young ladies. There are also people behind the bar to remove people from substances. :lol:
would i still be welcome if i complained about the bar service in here ive been waitin for 25 minutes for a good old vODKA

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 19:55
If you are a bit offensive you wont be when you leave here. That is my aim. :rolleyes:
Oh.... then the baths have been installed? :huh:



Titey there are wipes on the bar to remove substances from young ladies. There are also people behind the bar to remove people from substances. :lol:
;) I did&#39;na hear the lady object to my method.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@4 January 2004 - 01:43
titey stop trying to schloop lilmiss&#39;s noodles from her coupon :P


:D


Sorry Boab, I meant Vodka&#39;d down.
Since Im down here on the floor, I may as well offer my services as a draught excluder. :)

[Evil Gemini]

Good morning madramsfan , lilmiss , Project E-01 , TheDave , UKMan , atbond007_gb , Rotting99 , Agent Smith , Duffman3 , Mivaro , cpumaster1 , ellisdee , Keikan , Virtualbody1234 , bigboab , colt45joe , Vargas , LSA , sharedholder , johnholmes , scribblec , titey , Azzz , Gre1 , JONNO_CELEBS , Tyke , samsamsamsam , Keighley-England , Twister , footballmad , 4play , wormless , isamma , DKRiceEater , razorsharp013 , Wizzandabe , shelly , powerstick , Sh1t_H4pp3nz , hammond , Winners , benitzhack , ROSSCO_2004 , Mr.Joshua , Joakim Agren , james_bond_rulez , openfire , lee_lotzof , Xcelsius , vidcc , Evita , FKDUP74 , mogadishu , eseeex , mooseman2070 , goodlooking , m.lawrence , Skeptic , 2Pac_4_Life , sryo , Hackmed , Guitar-Slinger , Tormentor , tdotoplaya , marsha , offrire1 , intricatesoul , human_pet , LINDOREZ , -[SPAM]- , Dale , Pitbul , kurtsl0an , ghostsmack , kAb , Chame1eon , AzNsMaRtGuY333 , Mik3ll , debs , Zahra , MadDog-2000 , Izagaia , smokedog , billyfridge , Falconetti , td11157 , dealwithit , 46ghost , adamp2p , mayhs , jim dandy , Max123 , bennett , FTFakes , kazaaliterock , hobbes , bram_stiers , SyStym , corvair41 , uncle_cracker , bulio , xemi , nigel123 , mustangchang , slick nick , LemonHead2089 , big bearded buddy , [-Crono-] , namzuf9 , nahan , PsychoTrooper , Smurfette , digmen1 and whozyodaddy :)

I hope that PC store is open today so i can buy some damb blank DVD&#39;s. If is not i will break in, get my DVD&#39;s and leave the money on the counter (ill onpurposely be 10c short hehehe :ph34r: )

[Aaron_T]

OK everyone night-night oravwa im gonna go to bed now its 1.00am normally i would stay longer but ive gotta get up early tommorow so night -night to

JONNO

TITEY

ZERO

BB

LILMISS

SNNY

and anyone else on planet earth

[bigboab]

Azz if you had asked for <s>sex</s> service a little less demanding you would have recieved it immediately. We have specialist staff available to meet your demands. :rolleyes: If they can&#39;t satisfy you I am sure that I will be able to accomodate you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

bye azzzz :)

[Lilmiss]

Nite Azzz,
&#39;Lo Evil.

Im a lil tired too, got me mid-wife coming in the morn. :(
heh, Im lucky though, I only have a wife for a few months. :D

[titey]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@3 January 2004 - 20:01
Good morning http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/blahblah1.gif
:huh: Neatt, I think you mentioned a few people who ain&#39;t in here an&#39; forgot some who are.


(An&#39; are there one or two &#39;T&#39;s in yer first name? :unsure:)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@4 January 2004 - 02:11
bye azzzz :)
This is your first caution.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

eh?

[bigboab]

Tietey in the absence of other member of staff. I will ask you to caution this Zero person as to his conduct. I believe he is trying to lure or ward off potential customers. Where the hell is Jonno and Snny and Cheese. :angry:

[titey]

;) Ok bb....

Zero - http://galleries.vinyamar.com/ps/show.php?id=eWrOgCmJiaVCnqffQh5dYOXaI&ext=.gifhttp://piczonline.com/client/titey/swear.gif

[Lilmiss]

lemme punch him on the nose for you Boab? :01:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by bigboab@4 January 2004 - 02:38
Tietey in the absence of other member of staff. I will ask you to caution this Zero person as to his conduct. I believe he is trying to lure or ward off potential customers. Where the hell is Jonno and Snny and Cheese. :angry:
what you on about boab? :huh:

Oh and thanks for the support &#39;friends&#39; :P

@titey - spin on it :angry:

@lilmiss away and see if you can see your feet :huh:

[bigboab]

Alright if those three are not available, I will have to start interviews again. As I am <s>pissed</s> not going to be available shortly. Titey take sqweeky into interview room 1 and do the necessary. :rolleyes: Write me out your report in the morning. Reemembring that I have the security tapes. :rolleyes:

Thats it. Too much inkahol. Off to bed. Titey you are in charge in the absence of those three reprobrates. B)

[Lilmiss]

yup, same here.


nite y&#39;all.
See ya soon. :)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

g&#39;nite lilchick :) kep wobbling ;)

and ....eh.... bye Boab it&#39;s been.....ehm....confusing :unsure:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 20:51
Titey take sqweeky into interview room 1 and do the necessary.

Titey you are in charge.
I imagine the Mistress would disagree wif you bb.Titey >>> http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/shutup3.gifhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/whip.gif <<< Sonja

[bigboab]

Titey you will do what you are told. :angry: Besides I softened her up for you this afternoon. :rolleyes:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 21:07
Titey you will do what you are told.
:blink: I never seem to have much option where Skweeky&#39;s concerned.

[bigboab]

Good cook too. She lays on a nice spread. Ask her to do the taxi one for you. :lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 21:13
Good cook too.
:huh: I wouldn&#39;t know.



She lays on a nice spread.
An&#39; spreads nice on a lay too&#33; http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif



Ask her to do the taxi one for you.
:blink: No clue.

[bigboab]

Titey I am extremely tired. :huh: Taxi? You know those &#39;hand&#39; straps on each side of a taxi. Now place the foot of a beautiful young girl (i.e. Sqweeky :rolleyes: ) in each of those straps. Now that is a spread. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[titey]

:blink: bb, I&#39;d never have gotten the taxi reference since I&#39;ve probably only ridden in one a handful of times.

However, I&#39;ve got those same straps in my truck.... thanks for lettin me know what they&#39;re supposed to be used for&#33; http://piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif

[bigboab]

Actualyy I extracted the reference from an old joke Titey.(And he is :lol: )

There was a sexual assault trial and the person who was assaulted was giving evidence. She said that the accused had her in the back of the taxi and forced her legs through those straps and assaulted her.

On hearing this a member of the public burst out laughing and could not control it.

The Judge ordered him to chambers and said if you cant give me a reasonable excuse for you outburst then I am going to send you to prison for contempt.

The member of the public said "I am sorry your honour, but I have been a taxi driver for 30 years. That is the first time I realised what those straps were used for.

Is that any help Titey. :lol: :lol:

[Honey]

mornin BB... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/wavehappy.gif

are you still awake? :o


mornin titey...http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/hug.gif

good to see you&#33;.. :)


mornin ZC... http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/wavehappy.gif

how&#39;s things?... :)

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 21:54
(And he is :lol: )
He who? <_<



Is that any help Titey. :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
:huh: Oh.... so you haven&#39;t used them for that y&#39;self then? C&#39;mon bb.... fess up now. :rolleyes:





@ babe - http://piczonline.com/client/titey/hug.gif Mornin darlin&#33;

[bigboab]

Morning Honey. :rolleyes: Just. I am about to disappear. Sorry. Drink coupled with tiredness and Titey&#39;s incessant need for information. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyway. I really have to go to sleep fro a few reasons.

1. I am tired

2. I am pissed.

3. I may say something I dont really mean and offend a friend unintentionally.

4. I am havering.


Good night all. Titey you are in complete charge. Those security cameras must be protected at all costs. :rolleyes:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 22:08
Titey you are in complete charge. Those security cameras must be protected at all costs. :rolleyes:
/pauses from loading his truck


Um.... what cameras bb? http://piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 00:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 00:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@3 January 2004 - 22:08
Titey you are in complete charge. Those security cameras must be protected at all costs. :rolleyes:
/pauses from loading his truck


Um.... what cameras bb? http://piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif [/b][/quote]
meow meow meow?

[titey]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/busted_cop.gif I think I&#39;m gonna need to see some ID there Mr Meow.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey@4 January 2004 - 00:13
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/busted_cop.gif I think I&#39;m gonna need to see some ID there Mr Meow.
:fear2:

[titey]

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif Uh-huh.... that&#39;s what I thought.


Sorry, but we&#39;d lose our liquor license if&#39;n we allowed minors in here. :D

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey@4 January 2004 - 00:21
http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif Uh-huh.... that&#39;s what I thought.


Sorry, but we&#39;d lose our liquor license if&#39;n we allowed minors in here. :D
:guinesssmile:

[titey]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@3 January 2004 - 22:29
:guinesssmile:
:nono:


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pepsi.gif



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 00:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 00:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@3 January 2004 - 22:29
:guinesssmile:
:nono:


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pepsi.gif



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif [/b][/quote]

:nono:

http://www.cdf.org/cdf/atissue/vol2_2/cocacola/cokebottle.jpg

http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

[titey]

.http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/passifier.gif



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey@4 January 2004 - 00:41
.http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/passifier.gif



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif



http://piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

:mad3:



:lol:

[Honey]

:rolleyes:
















boys being boys?

[bigboab]

Good Morning everyone. Thanks Titey I see you run this club the way it was intended last night. Pity you didn&#39;t throw me out a bit earlier.


I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any of my actions last night that caused offence. Especially if I touched anyone in a suggestive way. Except Jonno. Looking at that recent pic of him that was published I think that he is &#39;gasping&#39; for it from any quarter. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hi Honey. :lol:

[Cheese]

*staggers in after a heavy night elsewhere*

Sorry I&#39;m late Mr. b, looks like this place got busy in my absence... :lol:

[bigboab]

Morning Cheese. :) Yes, but I think Titey had it all under control. Haven&#39;t checked the tapes yet. :rolleyes: Better put the Liverpool game on the big screen for our &#39;guests&#39;. :lol:


Take it you had a busmans night off. :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

Aye, went out on the town after Newcastle&#39;s 3-0 thrashing of Southampton...that&#39;s cool both our teams won 3-0 yesterday :lol:

Feeling a bit hungover at the moment, looks like another lazy sunday... :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 13:29
Aye, went out on the town after Newcastle&#39;s 3-0 thrashing of Southampton...that&#39;s cool both our teams won 3-0 yesterday :lol:

Feeling a bit hungover at the moment, looks like another lazy sunday... :rolleyes:
What do you mean both our teams won? <_< Your job is severe jeopardy young man. :lol:

[bigboab]

I am just going into my office to watch the football and have wee lie down. If Sqweeky comes in just send her in. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@4 January 2004 - 12:35
I am just going into my office to watch the football and have wee lie down. If Sqweeky comes in just send her in. :rolleyes:
Will do boss ;)

btw I meant Celtic won and Newcastle won... :lol:

[bigboab]

I know what you blody mant. I am not a Celtic supporter. :angry:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@4 January 2004 - 12:58
I know what you blody mant. I am not a Celtic supporter. :angry:
:blink: Oh dear, my brains a bit fuddled at the moment :huh: Maybe a drink will sort it out... :lol:

Don&#39;t know where I got that idea from, what team do you support then boss?

[Skweeky]

*wakes up, rubs her eyes*

eh? wha??? Oh, I&#39;m in room 1 again.

bb, next time you let titey interview me, please tell him to wake me up first :rolleyes:


And how many more interviews do I have to go through? <_<

[bigboab]

One more by Snny. You have the Job, but I like to do a mate a favour. :rolleyes:
You can help cheese behind the bar till Snny comes in. :)


Cheese if any of these people seem confused today. It is because they dont know who to support. The team playing against Liverpool are playing in green and white hoops. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

Wooohoo

Where&#39;s my uniform? :D

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Withcheese+4 January 2004 - 13:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 4 January 2004 - 13:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@4 January 2004 - 12:58
I know what you blody mant. I am not a Celtic supporter. :angry:
:blink: Oh dear, my brains a bit fuddled at the moment :huh: Maybe a drink will sort it out... :lol:

Don&#39;t know where I got that idea from, what team do you support then boss? [/b][/quote]
The Other One. :ph34r:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Lamsey+4 January 2004 - 13:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 4 January 2004 - 13:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 13:05
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@4 January 2004 - 12:58
I know what you blody mant. I am not a Celtic supporter. :angry:
:blink: Oh dear, my brains a bit fuddled at the moment :huh: Maybe a drink will sort it out... :lol:

Don&#39;t know where I got that idea from, what team do you support then boss?
The Other One. :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Oh dear that&#39;s like someone thinking I support Sunderland (spit)...sorry bb ;)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey@4 January 2004 - 14:25
The Other One. :ph34r:
Oh no he doesn&#39;t. :lol:

Ten guesses Liam. I dont think you will be near with any of them :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab+4 January 2004 - 13:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 4 January 2004 - 13:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@4 January 2004 - 14:25
The Other One. :ph34r:
Oh no he doesn&#39;t. :lol:

Ten guesses Liam. I dont think you will be near with any of them :) [/b][/quote]
Now I&#39;m really confuddled :blink: :blink:

[Lamsey]

:blink:


My humblest apologies.


Do I take it it&#39;s a lower division team then?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey@4 January 2004 - 15:13
:blink:


My humblest apologies.


Do I take it it&#39;s a lower division team then?
Yes&#33; Supported them for thirty odd years. Dont stay there now, so cant get to games. Not that I would want to go at todays prices. It is a disgrace to the working man&#092;woman. :angry: When I was younger you had to work an hour to earn the admission fee to a football game. Now you are talking nearly half a day for some people. :(

[bigboab]

Right off for my siesta. ;) Keep the place running smoothly you two. Whatever you do, do not let the Entertainments Manager behind the bar. Stocks are running a bit low. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by bigboab@4 January 2004 - 14:35
I am just going into my office to watch the football and have wee lie down. If Sqweeky comes in just send her in. :rolleyes:
That reminds me, how is mrs BB?


/hums onna tune
Love and marriage, go together like frogs and Paris

[Skweeky]

I&#39;m here&#33; The office? Not Room 1? Wow, what an honour that is&#33; :o

[(>Zero Cool<)]

edit:never mind

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY+4 January 2004 - 16:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY &#064; 4 January 2004 - 16:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@4 January 2004 - 14:35
I am just going into my office to watch the football and have wee lie down. If Sqweeky comes in just send her in. :rolleyes:
That reminds me, how is mrs BB?


/hums onna tune
Love and marriage, go together like frogs and Paris[/b][/quote]
You mention any of this and you are a bloody dead man. :angry:



OH&#33; By the way Snny. ;) Did I mention that Sqweeky will be actually staying a few minutes drive from where I live. I could actually walk there(I have) :rolleyes: )and crawl back. :)

[Skweeky]

Yup, bb and I will be able to go to the pub together :D

[DanB]

Just don&#39;t get in a taxi with him :lol:

[Snee]

yay

[DanB]

Originally posted by SnnY@4 January 2004 - 20:47
yay
Erm.......... :huh:

[Jackstermj]

Ohhh just show&#39;s you I don&#39;t come here enough :o
Didn&#39;t know Bob had his own Chat Room :rolleyes:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Jackstermj@4 January 2004 - 20:54
Ohhh just show&#39;s you I don&#39;t come here enough :o
Didn&#39;t know Bob had his own Chat Room :rolleyes:
Hi Jacks :wub:

BB&#39;s place has only been open a day or two.

Been quite busy though :o

[Snee]

&#39;lo jaxie

[Jackstermj]

Lo Sunny Sweetie :wub: I like your Sig ;)

@ Dan..Hellooooo :wub: Thats why I never saw the room before ;) Has been busy though :o

[DanB]

Good for BB&#39;s wallett i guess though :lol:


@lo SnnY :)

[Snee]

Yo&#33;

[bigboab]

Originally posted by danb@4 January 2004 - 19:45
Just don&#39;t get in a taxi with him :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The rest are not laughing Dan. Straps and all that. :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Skweeky@4 January 2004 - 19:42
Yup, bb and I will be able to go to the pub together :D
McCafferty&#39;s here I come. :rolleyes:

[DanB]

McCafferty&#39;s here I come


You&#39;re going to see a mischievous cat? :blink:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by bigboab+4 January 2004 - 21:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 4 January 2004 - 21:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@4 January 2004 - 19:42
Yup, bb and I will be able to go to the pub together :D
McCafferty&#39;s here I come. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Where is that?

[Snee]

McCafferty&#39;s a ginger cat...

[DanB]

Originally posted by SnnY@4 January 2004 - 21:22
McCafferty&#39;s a ginger cat...
Are you sure? :o

[Snee]

Not anymore, i&#39;m trying to find the Rhyme now.

Been a while since i heard it last

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY@4 January 2004 - 20:22
McCafferty&#39;s a ginger
Are you trying to cast aspersions on my character Sunny Jim? You are not out of reach you know. :ph34r:

[Aaron_T]

Evening All someone pull me a pint :smilie4:

[bigboab]

Who&#39;s on duty in here. :angry: Customers are calling for drinks. Pint of what Azz?

[Skweeky]

...I&#39;m sorry boss, UKMan was being a bad boy.

What can I get you Azzz?

[Aaron_T]

may i have 2 pints of guinness changed me order there

[Skweeky]

*taps two nice pints of guinness for Azzz*

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Skweeky@4 January 2004 - 20:40
*taps two nice pints of guinness for Azzz*
thanks needed that OH&#33; i almost forgot my pork scratchings :o

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Azzz+4 January 2004 - 21:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 4 January 2004 - 21:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@4 January 2004 - 20:40
*taps two nice pints of guinness for Azzz*
thanks needed that OH&#33; i almost forgot my pork scratchings :o [/b][/quote]
Thats OK Azz if you forget them Sqweeky will sell you some. :lol:

[Skweeky]

*yells at the kitchen &#39;some pork scratchings please&#33;*

Coming right up Azzz

[Aaron_T]

im so glad you didnt misinterpret the pork scratchings thing :lol: :lol:

[Aaron_T]

is there a KFC in here???

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ooo drinks :)

May I please have a pint of 50/50 bacardi and coke with ice and a packet of dry roasted nuts :)
Ooo and a pot of jellied eels :)

Jonno B)

[Cheese]

Where&#39;s the fruit machine, I&#39;m feeling lucky ;)

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 20:55
Where&#39;s the fruit machine, I&#39;m feeling lucky ;)
did you watch the match last night???????????

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Azzz+4 January 2004 - 20:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz &#064; 4 January 2004 - 20:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 20:55
Where&#39;s the fruit machine, I&#39;m feeling lucky ;)
did you watch the match last night??????????? [/b][/quote]
yup it was ace...the mighty toon are gonna win the cup :D :D :D

[wormless]

toon are gonna win yea right&#33; :lol: would make me very happy though

[Skweeky]

Where&#39;s cheese? Or SnnY? I was on my dinner break, I come back and there&#39;s no one behind the bar&#33; :o



Here&#39;s your drink , your nuts and your eels Jonno dear.

That&#39;ll be £ 4.50 please

[RGX]

Whoevers serving, i&#39;d like a JD and coke :)

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+4 January 2004 - 20:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 4 January 2004 - 20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Azzz@4 January 2004 - 20:56
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 20:55
Where&#39;s the fruit machine, I&#39;m feeling lucky ;)
did you watch the match last night???????????
yup it was ace...the mighty toon are gonna win the cup :D :D :D [/b][/quote]
i wouldnt go that far, but kieron dyer was excellent and i think Woodgate is a crucial player we need him to stay fit for the defence

[bujub22]

is there smoking in the bar cuz in ny there&#39;s a no smoking ban
so can i light up the fatest dubbie you ever seen :D :blink: :ghostface:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by bujub22@4 January 2004 - 22:47
is there smoking in the bar cuz in ny there&#39;s a no smoking ban
so can i light up the fatest dubbie you ever seen :D :blink: :ghostface:
please dont smoke around me i keep thinking of the passive smoking thing.

[Aaron_T]

BUMP

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Azzz+4 January 2004 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 4 January 2004 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@4 January 2004 - 22:47
is there smoking in the bar cuz in ny there&#39;s&nbsp; a no smoking ban
so can i light up the fatest dubbie you ever seen&nbsp; :D&nbsp; :blink:&nbsp; :ghostface:
please dont smoke around me i keep thinking of the passive smoking thing. [/b][/quote]
what the hell is that :ghostface:

[Cheese]

Please don&#39;t smoke near the bar...I&#39;m trying to give up ;)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 20:04
Please don&#39;t smoke near the bar...I&#39;m trying to give up ;)
sorry but i wont light up yill tommorow i got a drug test then but after 3oclock im back at it ,it&#39;s been to long :(

[Cheese]

Right guys...time for a drinking game :ph34r:

Anyone know any good ones?

[bigboab]

Yes sell as much as you can as quick as you can. :angry:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 23:10
Right guys...time for a drinking game :ph34r:

Anyone know any good ones?
Drink a pint for every goal more that Celtic have scored over Rangers this season*.






* Warning: this may be lethal. Do not try this at home.

[Aaron_T]

im afraid the party has died :(

[Aaron_T]

goodnight everyone


BIGBOAB

LAMSEY

WITHCHEESE

BUJUB

have a good night&#39;s sleep awwwww

[Cheese]

Goodnite azzz *cough* lightweight

[bigboab]

Good Night Azz. Cheese these people are keeping you in a job. Dont be disrespectful. Where Sqweeky, I think I am having trouble with my hormones. :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 January 2004 - 00:13
Good Night Azz. Cheese these people are keeping you in a job. Dont be disrespectful. Where Sqweeky, I think I am having trouble with my hormones. :lol:
Just trying to encourage him to stay boss...customers like it when they get a little bit of stick from the barperson ;)

[bigboab]

Right I have got to go(Run out of expendable drink :( ) Chesese keep the ship afloat. You are doing a grand job. I can see a Xmas bonus coming up.(Scottish parsimony here I think :rolleyes: )Hand over to Titey when he comes in. I think you better shove those that have fell asleep into one of the rooms at the back. Make sure that you place them in an appropriate room. Joob Joob? Any room except the stock room. :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 January 2004 - 00:44
Right I have got to go(Run out of expendable drink :( ) Chesese keep the ship afloat. You are doing a grand job. I can see a Xmas bonus coming up.(Scottish parsimony here I think :rolleyes: )Hand over to Titey when he comes in. I think you better shove those that have fell asleep into one of the rooms at the back. Make sure that you place them in an appropriate room. Joob Joob? Any room except the stock room. :lol:
Sure thing I&#39;ll "look after" our sleeping guests ;)

Good nite boss :)

[bigboab]

Good night Cheese and anyone who is pretending to be asleep on the floor till I go home. ;)

[ang3968]

*opens door and looks in*

hmmm.... sleeping bodies..... ;)

[bujub22]

ok i come back and all i see are body&#39;s on the floor drunk we need to rip this party back up let&#39;s get the beer flowning and the wet t-shirt started ,who doin the judgeing im down :01:

[bigboab]

G&#39;Day. everyone. :) Right come on Chop Chop. No drink(For Eropean Time guests ;) ) this morning. Do some of you not realise that the holidays are over. Back to work&#092;Uni&#092;college etc. :( G&#39;day you guys&#092;Gals what&#39;s your poison. Could some of you give me a hand to put Joob Joob into room 3 to sleep it off. :lol: :lol: :lol: Who&#39;s are these two in room 3? Wow&#33; I would never have expected that. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Yup it&#39;s back to me proper job today :( But I&#39;ll pop back in this evening :)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 09:49
Yup it&#39;s back to me proper job today :( But I&#39;ll pop back in this evening :)
I forgot to say Cheese. Good job done over the festive period. :) I will pay all staff who have a full time job during the day. Time and a half for working at night. That will help to pay the tax. ;) Now off to work kind sir. And remember &#39; Be careful out there&#39;. Heard that some where before methinks? :lol:

[bujub22]

got the day off work today , do yah serve breakfast at the bar ??
im starving and got a small hangover from last nights jamberee

[bigboab]

Just through the restaurant there Joob Joob. ;) Mrs BB will accomodate you with a full English breakfast etc. Is you neck not sore lying like that all night. :lol:

[Lamsey]

Doing lunch yet? I&#39;ll have a crispy roll and potato scone with ketchup, please.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Lamsey@5 January 2004 - 09:45
Doing lunch yet? I&#39;ll have a crispy roll and potato scone with ketchup, please.
lunch &#33;&#33;&#33; mofo&#39;s have&#39;nt given me my breahfast yet damn it &#33; im goin to mcdonalds
then for a spanish omlet sounds better anyway

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey@5 January 2004 - 13:45
Doing lunch yet? I&#39;ll have a crispy roll and potato scone with ketchup, please.
Do you want the potato scone on the roll?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by bigboab+5 January 2004 - 12:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 5 January 2004 - 12:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 January 2004 - 13:45
Doing lunch yet? I&#39;ll have a crispy roll and potato scone with ketchup, please.
Do you want the potato scone on the roll? [/b][/quote]
:huh:

Yes&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Whiskey&#33;&#33;&#33; Jameson&#39;s, tripple&#33;&#33;&#33;
Oh that&#39;s Irish, erm........Bowmore, tripple&#33;........ice, pack of 20 fags any old shit will do and a tub of jellied eels&#33;&#33;................Please :)

Jonno B)

[Honey]

hi everyone.. http://honey.funkychickz.co.uk/wavehappy.gif

how&#39;s things? :)

[bigboab]

Hi Jonno, Honey. ;) Sorry service is a bit slow this morning, cant get the staff. :lol: everything coming up. :)

[Cheese]

Well I&#39;m back, looks like you could do with a hand boss :) Here you go:

http://www.ivcc.edu/btc/images/photos/man-clapping.jpg

j/k :P

[bigboab]

Right thanks Cheese. I am off to attend to something else I will be back later tonight. :)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 January 2004 - 11:31
Right thanks Cheese. I am off to attend to something else I will be back later tonight. :)
boss is gone time for the real party :D

[Cheese]

Well it is Happy Hour for the next 15 minutes :lol:

[Aaron_T]

good afternoon folks can i have a whisky on the rocks please

[Cheese]

There you go azzz...how&#39;s you today?

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 15:42
There you go azzz...how&#39;s you today?
thank you, but im not doing to well today the news that newcastle united are playing liverpoool at anfield made me sick

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Azzz+5 January 2004 - 15:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 5 January 2004 - 15:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 15:42
There you go azzz...how&#39;s you today?
thank you, but im not doing to well today the news that newcastle united are playing liverpoool at anfield made me sick [/b][/quote]
Luckily for us though that Liverpool are pretty hopeless, I predict a draw followed by us turning them over at our place. ;)

It&#39;s gonna be a cracking game no matter what the score.

[DanB]

Yeah, you must admit Liverpool looked so poor at points yesterday, i was really hoping Yeovil would turn them over. Oh well :rolleyes:


Still Happy Hour btw?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@5 January 2004 - 18:03
Yeah, you must admit Liverpool looked so poor at points yesterday, i was really hoping Yeovil would turn them over. Oh well :rolleyes:


Still Happy Hour btw?
Sorry danb Happy Hour only lasts 15 minutes here, bb&#39;s orders I&#39;m afraid. ;)

But I think you&#39;ll find our prices reasonable... :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 January 2004 - 20:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 January 2004 - 20:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@5 January 2004 - 18:03
Yeah, you must admit Liverpool looked so poor at points yesterday, i was really hoping Yeovil would turn them over. Oh well&nbsp; :rolleyes:


Still Happy Hour btw?
Sorry danb Happy Hour only lasts 15 minutes here, bb&#39;s orders I&#39;m afraid. ;)

But I think you&#39;ll find our prices reasonable... :lol: [/b][/quote]
What the boss doesn&#39;t know......................... :P


Can i have a pint of Carlsberg please then Cheese? :)


Thanks

[Cheese]

Unfortunately the boss does have an awful lot of video cameras up in this place, perhaps too many :ph34r:

We get through more videotapes than beer :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 20:13
Unfortunately the boss does have an awful lot of video cameras up in this place, perhaps too many

We get through more videotapes than beer
:o :o


BigBoab is really Big Brother then??

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb+5 January 2004 - 18:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb &#064; 5 January 2004 - 18:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 20:13
Unfortunately the boss does have an awful lot of video cameras up in this place, perhaps too many&nbsp;

We get through more videotapes than beer
:o :o


BigBoab is really Big Brother then??[/b][/quote]
shhhhhhh :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: (he&#39;s always watching...)

[DanB]

:bag:


I best wear a cunning disguise then :D

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@5 January 2004 - 18:19
:bag:


I best wear a cunning disguise then&nbsp; :D
Well as long as it&#39;s not like Jonno&#39;s "disguise"... :lol:

edit: I put your pint in that "special" room you wanted it in... ;)

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 20:20
edit: I put your pint in that "special" room you wanted it in... ;)
Special room? :o


Its not set out as a taxi is it? That would be the boss&#39;s special room :lol:

Edit - forgot to say thanks :P

[Skweeky]

It&#39;s Room 1. very cosy too.

Shall I take over from here cheese?

[DanB]

Originally posted by Skweeky@5 January 2004 - 20:31
Shall I take over from here cheese?
Yes please :P :lol:

[Cheese]

Have fun :P :lol:

[Skweeky]

*pours herself a Bloody Mary*

So, how are things today danb?

[DanB]

It was my first day back at work today since Christmas.


What a shock&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:



How&#39;s you Skweeks? Still busy packing?

[Skweeky]

Na, sorta got everything together. Living out of my suitcase now :lol:

yeah, was my first day back at work too <_<

[DanB]

yeah, was my first day back at work too

Not too bad was it i hope? :blink:

So when are you actually moving to bonnie Scotland then? I guess it must be soon if you are all packed and ready.

[RGX]

/pulls up stool


Guiness please&#33;

[DanB]

Evening RGX :)


How&#39;s you?

[Skweeky]

*gives RGX his guinness*

Well, I&#39;m leaving January 16th. I know it&#39;s a bit early to start packing, but I wanted to get it over with :)



Work was ok, just busy <_<

[DanB]

But...but..but.. won&#39;t all your clean stuff need washing again before you go? You&#39;ll have to pack twice <_<


We had crappy computer problems at work, and have done for the last 3 weeks but no-one is sorting it out, very frustrating :frusty:

[Skweeky]

No, it&#39;s only 11 days, and the stuff I want to wear the next few days are just in my suitcase, which is open on my sofa. It goes straight back in there after it&#39;s been washed

[DanB]

Skweeks you sound so unlike some of the girls I know. They would be crying about the creases :P

[Skweeky]

lol,I give fuck all about that :lol:

(and I tend to buy clothes that don&#39;t need ironing :lol: )

[RGX]

Hi Danb, not bad thanks, yourself?

Skweeks, thanks for the Guiness and good luck with the move :)

[DanB]

And a good few boxes for the shoes too :lol: :lol:


I just tend not to iron my clothes, unless its my work stuff. Too lazy :rolleyes:



Glad to hear you&#39;re ok RGX. good Xmas and New Year&#39;s?

[Cheese]

Anyhow I&#39;ve been instructed by our entertainments manager that Monday is Darts Night so here goes:

Darts (http://www.funcom.ee/darts.php)

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 21:43
Anyhow I&#39;ve been instructed by our entertainments manager that Monday is Darts Night so here goes:

Darts (http://www.funcom.ee/darts.php)
Thats quite good but I keep not getting them where I mean to :frusty:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb+5 January 2004 - 19:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 5 January 2004 - 19:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 21:43
Anyhow I&#39;ve been instructed by our entertainments manager that Monday is Darts Night so here goes:

Darts (http://www.funcom.ee/darts.php)
Thats quite good but I keep not getting them where I mean to :frusty: [/b][/quote]
Well as long as you don&#39;t hit any of the customers or, more importantly :P , any of the funrnishings then that&#39;s okay. :lol:

[Skweeky]

Oh jeezes, guys, the dartsboard is at THAT wall&#33;&#33; Stop throwing the darts at the jellied eels please

[DanB]

Damn, spotted aiming for the cameras


:ph34r:

[bigboab]

Hi folks. :)

Danb&#33; Take them out of the box first. :rolleyes:


Hi RG, Sqweeky, Jonno and all. :)

Looking forward to your big day Sqweeky? No&#33; not your move. Coming within my vibes range. :lol: :lol:

[WeeMouse]

*Mouse scurries in and demands booze

I need it after the day i had :blink:

*mouse hugs Skweeky too. :)

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 January 2004 - 21:50
Take them out of the box first. :rolleyes:

Ah so that&#39;s where i was going wrong :rolleyes:


have you been slipping vodka into my beer Cheese? <_< :P


Edit - Hello Weemouse

[Cheese]

*pours a drink for everyone in the bar*

*secretly adds vodka to danb&#39;s drink*

[Skweeky]

What can I get you Mouse?



@bb : oh yes, brrrrrr, I&#39;m trembling all over :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Skweeky@5 January 2004 - 21:54
What can I get you Mouse?



@bb : oh yes, brrrrrr, I&#39;m trembling all over :lol:
Oooh gimme a pint of strongbow, please Skweeks&#33;

It&#39;s blumming horrible weather y&#39;know&#33;

*mouse wraps up all warm and cosy

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 21:54


*secretly adds vodka to danb&#39;s drink*
That explains the darts mistake then.


I don&#39;t mind as long as I&#39;m not paying for it :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

*gives Mouse her Strongbow*

So, when are we going for a drink together? :D

(still didn&#39;t get ur card btw :( )

[WeeMouse]

*Mouse sips the strongbow

:01:

Kick lamsey&#39;s ass for you not getting the card skweeks&#33;&#33;&#33;

We can go for a drink whenever you get here :D

[Skweeky]

I&#39;ll do that Mouse

Ok, I&#39;ll PM you my phonenumber (hehe, I&#39;m not even there and I have a phonenumber)

I&#39;ll give you a call as soon as I&#39;m settled :D

[WeeMouse]

Cool&#33;

Well you have my mobile number anyways&#33;
(i&#39;m too poor to afford a house-phone :lol: )

When we have a drink Skweeks, please don&#39;t get totally scooped - I don&#39;t think i could carry you home by myself :D

[Skweeky]

LOL

Don&#39;t worry Mouse, i&#39;ll bring Marc, not going to Glasgow on my own (yet :D )
You can bring Liam :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Muuuuuuuuhahahahahaaaaaaaa ok i will drag Liam wherever we decide to go&#33;
I must warn you that i am smaller in real life than you may have guessed :">

[Skweeky]

That&#39;s ok Mouse, I&#39;m taller than you might think :lol:


You can choose where we go though, don&#39;t know my way around in Glasgow :lol:

[bigboab]

Remember Sqweek. :rolleyes: You have to pass by me to get to Liam and Wee Mouse. ;) I am talking metres here, not kilometres. B)

On the assumption that you are in a car of course. :rolleyes:Train would be better from Prestwick. Regular service and you can partake of inkahol when you get there. :lol:

[Skweeky]

ok, that&#39;s it, where do you live bb? <_<

[WeeMouse]

SKWEEKS&#33; We can go anywhere. Glasgow has an AMAZING number of pubs&#33; :D
BUt i may talk more crap than usual after a few beveridges :D

and watch my accent - i can sometimes crawl back to my Drumchapel/Partick roots if i&#39;m not paying attention&#33; :blink:

[Skweeky]

&#39;s ok, I have a personal translator :D

[WeeMouse]

I hope he can understand me&#33; :lol:

Have you ever heard the Partick accent??

[Skweeky]

I don&#39;t think so :o

[WeeMouse]

MOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAA&#33;

Don&#39;t worry about it..........just have another drink&#33; :D

[Skweeky]

*pours herself another Bloody Mary*

[bigboab]

Hope that you are buying that. Wee mouse. (Puts owners hat on :lol: )

[WeeMouse]

*Mouse buys the drink

*mouse dances on the bar :P

[Skweeky]

*poshsonja joins her*

[WeeMouse]

*Mouse and Skweeks dance to "Lady Marmalade&#33;&#33;&#33;" :D

[Skweeky]

*Skweeky bumps her head against the ceiling <_< *

[WeeMouse]

:stupid:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Skweeky@5 January 2004 - 23:00
*Skweeky bumps her head against the ceiling <_< *
:lol: :lol:


Lucky you missed the fan :huh:

[Skweeky]

I&#39;m just too tall to do these kind of things :(

[DanB]

Perhaps you should take the heels off first? :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

Now there&#39;s an idea...

[DanB]

:D

Full of it, I mean them :lol:

[bigboab]

Get you clothes back on Sqweeky. There are rooms for that. :rolleyes: Dan dont you encourage her. Can you not take some Bromide or something. :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab@6 January 2004 - 00:15
Get you clothes back on Sqweeky. There are rooms for that. :rolleyes: Dan dont you encourage her. Can you not take some Bromide or something. :lol:
It&#39;s okay BB, i didn&#39;t turn off all the cameras ;)

[Skweeky]

Oh oops, they must have fallen off by accident.

Why can Mouse be naked and I can&#39;t? <_<

[bigboab]

Sorry I didn&#39;t notice her behind that pint. :lol:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by bigboab@6 January 2004 - 00:24
Sorry I didn&#39;t notice her behind that pint. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It DOES enlarge things a bit, don&#39;t you think?

[DanB]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 00:22
Oh oops, they must have fallen off by accident.

Why can Mouse be naked and I can&#39;t? <_<
By accident :lol: :lol:


I didnt realise WM was too :o

[bigboab]

Right I am am retiring for the night. Dan you can have Carte Blanche
If you can find her. :lol: :lol:

Good night everyone. :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 January 2004 - 23:31
Right I am am retiring for the night. Dan you can have Carte Blanche
If you can find her. :lol: :lol:

Good night everyone. :)
Night boss :D

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab@6 January 2004 - 01:31
Right I am am retiring for the night. Dan you can have Carte Blanche
If you can find her. :lol: :lol:
Thanks BB but I&#39;d rather have Cate Blanchett :)


G&#39;night I shall be retiring to bed myself very soon :sleeping:

[DanB]

The place is deserted?

Nice, must be self service then :)


/me helps myself to a very large vodka & coke

[Skweeky]

I saw that <_<

Give me one too :D

[Aaron_T]

Is there any Coca-Cola in this bar?

it&#39;s just i want to start off light

Oh i almost forgot, good evening people :)

[Skweeky]

Of course there is Azzz, ice or no ice?

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 18:36
Of course there is Azzz, ice or no ice?
i think no ice because i want to have the full taste of the coke, thanks

[Skweeky]

Ok, here you go :)

[Pete Waterman]

i&#39;ll have some coke please *sniff*

[Skweeky]

Please follow me to Room 1 for that :)

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 19:43
Please follow me to Room 1 for that :)
woot private room. mmmm

[Skweeky]

Columbian is ok?

_______________________________________


There you go :)

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 19:51
Columbian is ok?

_______________________________________


There you go :)
don&#39;t you have any from colombia?


_______________________________
_______________________________)


here is a nice big one for you.

[Skweeky]

That&#39;s what I meant <_<


ooooh, thanks Pete, needed that

ssnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiifffffffff

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 19:53
That&#39;s what I meant <_<


ooooh, thanks Pete, needed that

ssnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiifffffffff

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
you know us pop people, pop pickers make pop people. that made no sense, man i&#39;m fucked.

[Skweeky]

Good stuff, isn&#39;t it? :D

[Aaron_T]

*bump* heheheheheh

[DanB]

Perhaps I could make some money selling this security tape footage? :lol:


I can imagine the headlines now :rolleyes:


celebrity coke scandals are always good sellers

[Skweeky]

Why do you think I took him to Room 1? :lol:

[DanB]

There&#39;s camera&#39;s everywhere. :P

We are encompassed by the all seeing eye.



Wtf? where did that come form? <_<

[Aaron_T]

i have reason to believe that there is a hidden camera in my coke glass hmmmm security maybe a little to tight :ph34r:

[Cheese]

Evening all, late again :rolleyes:

[DanB]

evening Cheese :) I think you are in luck &#39;cos the boss isnt in



Just stick a slice of lemon over it Azzz

[Skweeky]

na, that&#39;s just a fly :ph34r: