Big Boab's Chatroom

[bigboab]

I know it has been done before. Alas it keeps disappearing down the lists. Maybe someone could bump this now and again. I am going to call it Big Boabs Chatroom. How many times have you came online and there is no thread that you are interested in? You dont want to flame or spam. You just want to talk to someone. Well here is your chance. ;)

[Honey]

wow!.. love the decor bb!.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/smooch/hug.gif

nice couches too!.. :)

ooooh and big fluffy cushions, wow ... :D

[bigboab]

Come on in Honey :rolleyes: There is no one here at the moment. Mrs BB is watching telly. :lol:

[bigboab]

I think I am Psychic. :lol:

[Cheese]

Hi bb. hi Honey :D

Nice place you got here bb :D

[DanB]

Good idea BB.

How is you both today? :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 13:00
I think I am Psychic. :lol:
I knew you were gonna say that :P

edit: hi danb :D

[bigboab]

Hi cheese. :) Got over festivities yet. Tried my hangover cure yet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am actually eating that at this moment. :)

[Honey]

hi Cheesy n danb.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/wavehappy.gif

bb... you were holdin the door open!.. :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by danb@2 January 2004 - 14:02
How is you both today?  :)
I said I was psychic Dan not Schizophrenic. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Edit. Bloody keyboard. I thought Jonno or Snny might of got me one for my xmas. I dropped enough hints. :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 13:03
Hi cheese. :)  Got over festivities yet. Tried my hangover cure yet. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
I am actually eating that at this moment. :)
no I didn't have blue cheese at hand :( but later on i ordered pizza which was as close as i could get... :lol:

still not feeling 100% plus I haven't had a cigarette in 24 hours which is a new record (wonder how long this attempt at giving up will last?)

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 15:09
I haven't had a cigarette in 24 hours which is a new record (wonder how long this attempt at giving up will last?)
Well done With Cheese.

I was going to give up smoking too but i still have about 20oz of duty free baccy left :rolleyes:


I have to go back to work on Monday after nearly 2 weeks off :( Not looking forward to it.

[wormless]

sits on the seat at the bar and waits to be served

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 14:09
I haven't had a cigarette in 24 hours which is a new record (wonder how long this attempt at giving up will last?)
Give it a real go this time. I gave up 30 years ago. I was smoking 20-30 a day. Takes about six months. For the first three months I carried a sealed packet with me. I promised never to open it. I gave it away after 3 months. Good luck. Harder to give up blue cheese though. :lol:

[cowswithguns]

Hi guys, this looks like a cool place to hang out http://rikk-cowsys.ipbhost.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif

[wormless]

hi cow it would be but it takes ages to ger served :lol:

[Ella]

*Ella serves up a round of Cock Sucking Cowboys for the bar. Thinks she could never get sick of drinking something with that name.* :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

I am sorry about the barman. Hasn't got here yet. :( I employed one of thos youngsters in full time education. Scribbs get in here. :lol: Until he arrives just help yourself. Oysters anyone. :rolleyes:

Hi everyone that has arrived while I have been typing on this old keyboard. Hint,Hint. Chat mongst yourselfs, that is what this is for. :)

[cowswithguns]

Hey Ella.....thanks :P

[wormless]

:D thanks ella!

ty bb2 hows u today im off shopping soon

[Cheese]

@bb & danb: cheers for the support guys, it's gonna be tough but I have one small advantage in that I currently have no money whtasoever (until pay day in a few weeks) so even if I start weakening there's not much I can do :lol:

@peeps who've just come in: hi :D

[cowswithguns]

Hope the 'giving up fags' works withcheese. :) Once you get over the wanting to kill everyone stage you'll be ok :lol:

[DanB]

I guess that helps then With Cheese :D


Hi Wormy, Cowsy and Ella :)



Are you sure its the keyboards fault BB?

[bigboab]

Just help yorself, till that bloody boy gets out of bed. :angry:

Did any of you read in this morning about the drunk parrot? Apparently someone noticed their parrot was falling all over he place and it had red(Blood) coming fom its beak. They were just going to take it to the vets when thay noticed silver paper in the ottom of the cage. It wa the wrapping paper from strawberry liqueurs. :lol:


Edit. To save your keyboards, no it was not. :lol:

[Ella]

Hiya Dan... :D You back at work Monday as well? Bummer... :blink:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 14:27
@bb & danb: cheers for the support guys, it's gonna be tough but I have one small advantage in that I currently have no money whtasoever (until pay day in a few weeks) so even if I start weakening there's not much I can do :lol:

@peeps who've just come in: hi :D
That was one of the reasons that kept me off too Cheese. It only cost 20p for 20 B&H's in those days. :)

[DanB]

Yeah, I am and I'm really not looking forward to it Ella.

Its been so nice having nearly 2 weeks offf, I definitely have to step up my search for a new job now :rolleyes:. I was contemlating ringing in today and saying I just won't be back, but i don't think thats the sensible way :P

[bigboab]

Originally posted by wormless@2 January 2004 - 14:27
:D thanks ella!

ty bb2 hows u today im off shopping soon
Excused shopping for the day Dan. Except for the rolls and papers. Yes it is the keyboard I'm afraid. :(

Not excused the dishes though. Help youself everyone. When that bloody Scribbs comes in tell him I am looking for him. I'll be back. :angry:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab+2 January 2004 - 15:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 2 January 2004 - 15:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-wormless@2 January 2004 - 14:27
:D thanks ella&#33;

ty bb2 hows u today im off shopping soon
Excused shopping for the day Dan. Except for the rolls and papers. Yes it is the keyboard I&#39;m afraid. :( [/b][/quote]
I had magic buttons on mine a while ago. They would press themselves for no apparent reason :D

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Ella@2 January 2004 - 13:33
Hiya Dan... :D You back at work Monday as well? Bummer... :blink:
I&#39;m back to work on Monday as well, did have the week off but have decided to go back early as I&#39;m pretty bored at home :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 15:41
I&#39;m back to work on Monday as well, did have the week off but have decided to go back early as I&#39;m pretty bored at home :lol:
:o :o :o


Really? Would you like to swap?


I know what you mean about getting bored at home though, the novelty wears off after a while :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb+2 January 2004 - 13:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 2 January 2004 - 13:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 15:41
I&#39;m back to work on Monday as well, did have the week off but have decided to go back early as I&#39;m pretty bored at home :lol:
:o :o :o


Really? Would you like to swap?


I know what you mean about getting bored at home though, the novelty wears off after a while :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
I have a great job but doesn&#39;t pay me much...(some of it&#39;s voluntary as well) I love being there but soon I&#39;ll have to find a "proper" job that pays "proper" money ;)

[DanB]

It all boils down to money in the end.

I have had my job for just over a year and although I really like the people i work with and the work I do but recently there has been so much politics and crap bought in as well that I am very disheartened.

:(

[cowswithguns]

I&#39;ve still got a week off "woo hoo" http://rikk-cowsys.ipbhost.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif

It&#39;s hard to decide what&#39;s best, a job with less money and cool people or bucketloads of money and crap people ;)

[DanB]

Yeah its all about finding the right balance.

I did ask for a payrise a couple of months ago but thats a different story :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Sorry to tell you this but here are the basic rules for the bar.

1. Enjoy yourself. :)

2. Everyone is a friend to everyone else.

3. If you have a problem. PM.

4. SEX :rolleyes: No sex in the public lounge please. There are three dicreet rooms at the back. The signs on the door indicate your preference. If I am wearing my kilt I have Carte Blanche. There is a lock on the inside of the doors. Please ignore the security camera. The locking of the door switches it off. :lol: :lol: :lol:

5. SEE 1.

[Snee]

Dammit&#33;, I read it wrong, i thought it was the big-boob chatroom, imagine my disappointment.

[Cheese]

good rules bb... ;)

@SnnY: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by SnnY@2 January 2004 - 16:44
Dammit&#33;, I read it wrong, i thought it was the big-boob chatroom, imagine my disappointment.
You must have been gutted SnnY&#33;&#33; :P


I am however interested in the three preferences BB :blink:

[Cheese]

There is a lock on the inside of the doors. Please ignore the security camera. The locking of the door switches it off.&nbsp; &nbsp;


sure it does, sure ;)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by danb+2 January 2004 - 15:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 2 January 2004 - 15:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@2 January 2004 - 16:44
Dammit&#33;, I read it wrong, i thought it was the big-boob chatroom, imagine my disappointment.
You must have been gutted SnnY&#33;&#33; :P


I am however interested in the three preferences BB :blink: [/b][/quote]
Woman - Man
Woman - Woman
Man - Man

We cater for everybody in this house. If you dont come into any of the above categories. I am sorry you will have to stay in the lounge until there is a demand for your preferences. It costs money to build another room.



@Snny. The big boob is behind the bar at the moment, until that bloody Scribbs arrives. I will give him another hour, then I will phone Gemby. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by danb+2 January 2004 - 16:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 2 January 2004 - 16:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@2 January 2004 - 16:44
Dammit&#33;, I read it wrong, i thought it was the big-boob chatroom, imagine my disappointment.
You must have been gutted SnnY&#33;&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
:( Like a fish&#33; without boobs :blink:


But you know what they say, a fish needs boobs... :blink:

[Snee]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 16:50
Woman - Man
Woman - Woman
Man - Man

we cater for everybody in this house. If you dont come into any of the above categories. I am sorry you will have to stay in the lounge until there is a demand for your preferences. It costs money to build another room.
Where&#39;s the Man-Woman-Robot-Woman-Woman Preference? the stinking lounge?

That&#39;s discrimination that is.

[Lilmiss]

&#39;Lo&#33; :D :P


I got up as normal for work, got there 5 minutes early, and found out the building is closed til Monday. I was gutted I missed my lie-in. :angry:

Been recording loadsa music for me pals today.
Just waiting for the buggers to turn up now. :(

How is everyone doin&#39;?

[Snee]

Looking for robots and wimmin :ph34r:

Hello

[Cheese]

Originally posted by SnnY@2 January 2004 - 15:01
Looking for robots and wimmin :ph34r:

Hello
here&#39;s a robot woman: :lol: hope that helps...

http://www.folsom.sk.ca/talkingcards/jetsons6.gif

[bigboab]

There is always somebody is there not. I just cant satisfy anyone. Where did I here that before. :rolleyes: Better get your apron on Snny. Needed behind the bar shortly. Unles that bloody boy turns up. :angry: Siesta time. In order to attract the ladies in, the barman must be handsome and intelligent. :)


P.S. I&#39;m the bloody owner that&#39;s why? :P

[Lilmiss]

I cant help you there Snny.
I see no wimmin. :unsure:

I&#39;ve had my ps1 chipped, so I got 100+ games off a pal.
Guess what Ive been up to? :D
London Racer is sooooo addictive.

[bigboab]

Sorry to add Snny. Back rooms out off bounds to bar staff during working hours. :rolleyes: No I wont shove the apron where you suggest. :rolleyes:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 17:04
http://www.folsom.sk.ca/talkingcards/jetsons6.gif
Sweet :w00t:

@lilmiss: Maybe I should chip my brand-new ps2 so i can take full advantage of its superior graphics and game-play. :P

it&#39;s almost like a robot.

@BB :blink:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY@2 January 2004 - 16:07
@BB :blink:
I thought that I heard you mumbling to Cheese. "If I cant get in the back room, he can shove his apron, where the sun dont shine". :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab+2 January 2004 - 15:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 2 January 2004 - 15:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@2 January 2004 - 16:07
@BB :blink:
I thought that I heard you mumbling to Cheese. "If I cant get in the back room, he can shove his apron, where the sun dont shine". :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve had a lot of experience in bars, I could take over :D ...(mind you most of my experiences have been as a customer and a drunken one at that :o )

[bigboab]

Trouble is if you look like your avator or sig, you dont qualify under bar steward rules. But if Snny turns it down, due to robotic involvement, or Scribbs doesn&#39;t turn up, the job is yours for about two hours. One of the ladies will make sure that you dont imbibe. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

&#39;lo Lilmiss :)



Snny, I am worried about you and robots. I have visions of you chasing one round the bed shouting &#39;Nymber 5 is alive&#39; :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

No what i said was "if I caught Beth in the rack-womb, she can rove this hay-loom, where the buns won&#39;t brine". FYI

[DanB]

Originally posted by SnnY@2 January 2004 - 17:22
No what i said was "if I caught Beth in the rack-womb, she can rove this hay-loom, where the buns won&#39;t brine". FYI
You Sir are speaking gobbledygook :lol:

[bigboab]

Thats it. :huh: I understood that. :smilie4: :rolleyes: Siesta time. Your in charge Snny. I want you to keep ALL the young ladies happy. Just serve the rest drink. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

I&#39;m applying for the position of bar stewardess(is that a word :huh: ).
They never hired me in any of the other threads, but hey; I can only try, right?

[bigboab]

I have returned for the interview Snny. Just come with me into room 1 Sqweeky till I look at your credentials. Snny no need to follow. You just mind the bar. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

Sorry cant stay up any longer. :huh: Awake I mean. I am away to lie down, again. :rolleyes: It&#39;s all yours Snny. :)

[Skweeky]

*follows bigboab into a funny looking room*

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 17:33
Sorry cant stay up any longer. :huh: Awake I mean. I am away to lie down, again. :rolleyes: It&#39;s all yours Snny. :)
Would you be lying down during or after the interview? :P

[Snee]

Consider it pwn3d, I wanna do the interview for the next applicant for barswtrdess if Skweeky doesn&#39;t cut it though.

[DanB]

Are you serving or what SnnY? :unsure:

[Snee]

Nah, actually &#39;m gonna go grab something to eat, take whatever you want, just don&#39;t burn the place down.

[DanB]

Okay, well I shall try my best anyway :helpsmile:

[Cheese]

I&#39;ll have a Carlsberg...damn I&#39;m gonna have to sit in the non-smoking xection to avoid temptation... :D

[DanB]

I&#39;ll try my hardest to stop my smoke blowing near you.

The pub is the hardest when you&#39;re trying to quit :(

[bigboab]

Where the hell has Snny gone to? Scibbs not turned up? I think I will phone Gemby. B) Sqweeky has another three interviews to go yet, but she has definately got something going in her favour. :rolleyes:

Drinks all round, I&#39;ll pay. :)

[Snee]

Had to go do stuff.

[Honey]

g&#39;nite BB... time for me to get to bed.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/smooch/hug.gif

hi n bye SnnY.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/smooch/hug.gif

seeya danb n Cheesy.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/wavehappy.gif

take care everyone.. :)

g&#39;nite..

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Honey@2 January 2004 - 17:58
g&#39;nite BB... time for me to get to bed.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/smooch/hug.gif

hi n bye SnnY.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/smooch/hug.gif

seeya danb n Cheesy.. http://mercury.walagata.com/w/honeyaus/wavehappy.gif

take care everyone.. :)

g&#39;nite..
good nite Honey :D i think i&#39;m gonna have some more to drink :D

[Snee]

Bye

[bigboab]

Good night honey. :rolleyes:
That&#39;s the third person I&#39;ve put to bed today. Not the first I&#39;ve been to bed with though. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

When is my next &#39;interview&#39;?

[bigboab]

I dont want to tire you out(You?) Sqweeky. It will take place sometime tomorrow. :lol:

When Snny comes back I want him to arrange to interview someone to cook in our meals section.

I have just come from there. Mrs Bigboab is doing the cooking at the moment. I have just had a sirloin with mushrooms, tomatoes and chips followed by Viennetta Ice cream. I dont know where she is getting the money from. I haven&#39;t financed this section yet. Since SG&#39;s departure everyone is under suspicion as to her financing. :lol:

Snny. I have the photos for the cooks position. I suggest you start interviews on Monday. Some very nice middle-aged plump ladies for you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Damn you.

[bigboab]

Remember Snny, as assistant manager(Promotion B) you now have access to the security camera room and a full set of keys. If you survive that is. Maybe Sqweeky can cook. Appointments are strickly your responsibility. The Chef have their own on-suite accommodation. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

One interview a day? At this rate I&#39;ll get hired by next christmas then <_<

[Snee]

Assistant Manager? Sweet.

The cameras eh?

[bigboab]

I was also thinking of putting Jonno in charge of entertainment. Titey of course will be public relations. A committe of Mo... Members will be appointed at a later date. Sorry ladies that there is no ladies appointed to any positions as yet. But Gemby has the bar job if she turns up. I have a strange feeling that Sqweeky will become the cook whether she can cook or not. JP will be concerned with the books. I am sorry but there is no accounting for the rest of you. :lol:


Now this is nepotism at full stretch. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

But I want the bar job :(

[bigboab]

I can see this is going to come to a choice for you Sqweeky.

1. A handsom intelligent young Swede full of vigour etc.

or

2. A Scottish old age pensioner, with more wrong with him than can be covered by Gray&#39;s Anatomy?


The choice is yours.

[Snee]

I&#39;ve got the feeling I&#39;m going to lose somehow :huh:

[Skweeky]

I&#39;ll let you both of you fu.. erm interview me, as long as I get that bar job :D

[bigboab]

Snny has a feeling that he was going to lose. :(
I have a feeling that we have found a new bar steward. :rolleyes:


Interview tomorrow as arranged.


Snny I have a feeling you are going to like football, for one day anyway. As I will be away most of tomorrow, shopping and football. :) I authorize Snny to do the next two interviews. :rolleyes:

[Snee]

Whoopie&#33;

[Cheese]

In between interviews is there any chance of getting some service? Come on it&#39;s nearly last orders :P

[bigboab]

Right Mr Scribbs just go into that room over there and take a seat and I will have a wee word about your future. NO not that room. :rolleyes: The one at the front of the club. I wont be long. Snny look after these customers while I do this interview. I dont think that this interview would interest you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 22:23
Right Mr Scribbs just go into that room over there and take a seat and I will have a wee word about your future. NO not that room. :rolleyes: The one at the front of the club. I wont be long. Snny look after these customers while I do this interview. I dont think that this interview would interest you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where is scribbs? It&#39;s his round...

[Skweeky]

Snny, get ur butt over here. You are to interview me :D

[bigboab]

Sorry Cheese he&#39;s not allowed to purchase drink. But there is nothing to stop him giving you a permanent loan of some money for any purpose you chose. People in authority please note&#33; This club will be run under strict decorum. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Skweeky@3 January 2004 - 00:34
Snny, get ur butt over here. You are to interview me :D
Look down :ph34r:

I&#39;m on the floor

[bujub22]

i want 20 beers, 6 tequila shots a bottle of whiskey and 1 of your finest ladies
and money means shit to me :01:

and everytime i come here i want them to scream my name ,like at other bars ive visited :D

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bujub22@2 January 2004 - 22:39
i want 20 beers, 6 tequila shots a bottle of whiskey and 1 of your finest ladies
and money means shit to me :01:

and everytime i come here i want them to scream my name ,like at other bars ive visited :D
your name is "get lost pervert" strange (j/k) :lol:

[bigboab]

Will that be all sir? Is there any other way in which we can meet your rquirements? We have a nappy changing service.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+2 January 2004 - 19:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 2 January 2004 - 19:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@2 January 2004 - 22:39
i want 20 beers, 6 tequila shots a bottle of whiskey and 1 of your finest ladies
and money means shit to me&nbsp; :01:

and everytime i come here i want them to scream my name ,like at other bars ive visited&nbsp; :D
your name is "get lost pervert" strange (j/k) :lol: [/b][/quote]
ooow rotten cheese&#33; :angry: :lol: :D :P

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 19:43
Will that be all sir? Is there any other way in which we can meet your rquirements? We have a nappy changing service.
my depends need changing every hour tho if you got that type of service :D

[bigboab]

We have every legal service you require sir. Just ask for it and I will find it. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

How about some exotic dancers? ;)

[bigboab]

I am waiting on Jonno arriving. I am not suggesting that Jonno is an exotic dancer. But he is supposed to arrange this type of entertainment. Though I would not put it past him to give it a try. :lol:

[bujub22]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/joz_60.jpg

i dont want this type of dancer :D

[bigboab]

Is that you buj?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 20:18
Is that you buj?
hell no&#33;&#33;&#33; jonno

[bigboab]

Are you sure? Jonno get in here and verify. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Can I get a black russian please?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 20:31
Are you sure? Jonno get in here and verify. :rolleyes:
oooh it&#39;s him he posted it a couple days ago

[bigboab]

Where?

[bujub22]

http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=90733&st=30

here.. now make fun of him when he comes back tho i doubt he&#39;ll care.
look at the picture

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 23:37
Where?
In the masturbation thread&#33;?&#33; :o :lol: :ph34r:

[bigboab]

Hmmmm. This means I wil seriously have to think which room to take him into for the interview for the Entertainment Managers job. It looks like room three at the moment. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 20:49
Hmmmm. This means I wil seriously have to think which room to take him into for the interview for the Entertainment Managers job. It looks like room three at the moment. :lol: :lol: :lol:
he&#39;s not a good manager he&#39;ll have them girls look more messed up then he is :D

[bigboab]

I have ben drinking a wee bit. But I have this strange feeling of De Javu about these posts. I get the strange feeling that someone is extrcting the p*. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 21:04
I have ben drinking a wee bit. But I have this strange feeling of De Javu about these posts. I get the strange feeling that someone is extrcting the p*. :lol: :lol: :lol:
ok if you been drinking ,were&#39;s my money for my best girl-
http://www.uta.fi/laitokset/tiedotus/ekj/superbaby/haara.jpg[/IMG]
you had her for hours let someone else have a turn :D

[bigboab]

You wont believe this, but I have just got visitors. About 8 of them. Then this is Scotland at new year. If Snny is not around, then Cheese you are in charge. Keep an eye on that Joob Joob. He may cause trouble with the ladies. On second thoughts, seeing that pic, he may cause trouble with the boys. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 21:13
You wont believe this, but I have just got visitors. About 8 of them. Then this is Scotland at new year. If Snny is not around, then Cheese you are in charge. Keep an eye on that Joob Joob. He may cause trouble with the ladies. On second thoughts, seeing that pic, he may cause trouble with the boys. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :P

[Lamsey]

Just gave the sign a lick of paint :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bujub22+3 January 2004 - 00:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 3 January 2004 - 00:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@2 January 2004 - 21:13
You wont believe this, but I have just got visitors. About 8 of them. Then this is Scotland at new year. If Snny is not around, then Cheese you are in charge. Keep an eye on that Joob Joob. He may cause trouble with the ladies. On second thoughts, seeing that pic, he may cause trouble with the boys. :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
:lol: :lol: :P [/b][/quote]
Excellent, time for a lock in...let the beer flow like...welll...like beer :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Lamsey@3 January 2004 - 00:19
Just gave the sign a lick of paint :)
I read that all wrong first time :o

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Withcheese+3 January 2004 - 00:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 January 2004 - 00:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@3 January 2004 - 00:19
Just gave the sign a lick of paint :)
I read that all wrong first time :o [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s difficult to read through the bottom of a beer bottle :rolleyes:

[DanB]

Is that lock in still going on? :unsure:

[bigboab]

Right cheese where are those security tapes? What&#39;s been going in here while I have been sleeping? That&#39;s strange there seems to be more young mens underwear than ladies. I will look into this when I get back from shopping. :angry:

[Ella]

Good to see this fine establishment still kicking along&#33; I&#39;ll have a chardy, thanks Hank. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Morning all, :blink: time for a quick pick me up...where&#39;s the beer? :D

[bigboab]

Right you Cheese. <_< Where are the security videos. I am going to have a quiet afternoon and see how the first night went.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 11:05
Right you Cheese. <_< Where are the security videos. I am going to have a quiet afternoon and see how the first night went.
erm...you see I was playing with this magnet....and....I "accidentally" wiped all the tapes...erm so...err...get you a drink boss? :)

[bigboab]

No thanks, I am just off to the football. I will get a copy of the tapes at the Sunday market tomorrow. :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 11:54
No thanks, I am just off to the football. I will get a copy of the tapes at the Sunday market tomorrow. :lol:
What game are you going to see? Maybe I&#39;ll put it on the big screen for the punters...

[bigboab]

Celtic v Rangers kick off 12.30 BBC 1. You better hurry. :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 14:23
Celtic v Rangers kick off 12.30 BBC 1. You better hurry. :lol:
Thanks for reminding me BB,


on the big screen you say Cheese? Nice, I&#39;ll have a beer too then I guess :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb+3 January 2004 - 12:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 3 January 2004 - 12:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@3 January 2004 - 14:23
Celtic v Rangers kick off 12.30 BBC 1. You better hurry. :lol:
Thanks for reminding me BB,


on the big screen you say Cheese? Nice, I&#39;ll have a beer too then I guess :P [/b][/quote]
can&#39;t beat an old firm derby...I think I&#39;ll have to cheer on Celtic for this one :)

[Skweeky]

I would very much like to know when my next interview is taking place tyvm <_<

[DanB]

2-0 Celtic at the mo although I not bothered who wins. Whoops make that 3-0 :lol:



@ Skweeks I could interview you but it wouldn&#39;t make any difference :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Skweeky@3 January 2004 - 14:09
I would very much like to know when my next interview is taking place tyvm <_<
Sorry I just serve drinks, but the big man himself should be back after the game ;)

[bigboab]

Right Cheese get all these people in here to remove their football shirts. I dont want any trouble in here tonight. <_< I dont care if the ladies have nothing on underneath. You can deal with that. I&#39;m sure you will be able to put your hand on something. :rolleyes: Sqweeky Get into room 1 now. Bigboab starts removing hearing aid, glasses, false teeth, wig, truss, throws away his E-type Zimmer Frame(One must keep up appearances for a man in my position. :rolleyes: ) and what was left of him headed for room 1. He was wearing only a big grin. :lol:

[bigboab]

Ho Cheese&#33; Switch the security camera in room 1 onto the big screen. They might learn something fom the master. :lol:

[Cheese]

:o :o :o

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@3 January 2004 - 16:12
:o :o :o
Three Nothing EH&#33; :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab+3 January 2004 - 15:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 3 January 2004 - 15:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@3 January 2004 - 16:12
:o&nbsp; :o&nbsp; :o
Three Nothing EH&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s great for Celtic, that&#39;s like 11 points clear at the top. Well done to them. Now, let&#39;s just hope the mighty Toon can overcome Southampton this evening ;)

[Skweeky]

*goes into room1*

Why is it so dark in here?

[Snee]

&#39;cos&#39; I&#39;m trying to sleep here.

Now quit typing so loudly.

[Skweeky]

But the boss said I had to go in here :unsure:

[Snee]

Oh all right then, proceed.

[Skweeky]

*sits down, lights a cigarette*


How long am I supposed to be in here?

[Cheese]

*resists the urge for a cigarette*

36 hours and counting... ;)

[Skweeky]

I managed to quit smoking for one day. After that I thought it would be healthier for everyone if I just started again :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@3 January 2004 - 18:44
*resists the urge for a cigarette*

36 hours and counting... ;)
keep it up :)

you&#39;re doing well so far Cheesy :D

[Cheese]

Yeah, I feel a little healthier :) and a little moodier :angry: but I&#39;m going to the pub soon (my m8&#39;s taking me) so there&#39;s the real test... :ph34r:

[Skweeky]

I got really moody and cynical :ph34r:

[DanB]

Yeah that will be the real test when you have had a couple of pints <_<

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Skweeky@3 January 2004 - 16:51
I got really moody and cynical :ph34r:
I&#39;m always cynical, the moodiness is new though...yesterday I kept berating my computer when it took too long to load stuff :blink: :ph34r:

[DanB]

That just sounds normal for me moaning at my downloads :lol:

I hate waiting for things :rolleyes:


I remember when I tried to stop smoking I had the major hump for 3 days :angry:

[Aaron_T]

wot are we talking about here people couldnt be botherd to read the rest

[Skweeky]

I&#39;m waiting for my interview in a dark room where Snny is trying to sleep

[Evil Gemini]

Good night people i am going to bed.

Tis 1:05 am

[DanB]

G&#39;night EG :)


Just go and give SnnY a kick Skweeky :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Do you want me to come in and finish the interview Qweeeky? That is if you have recovered from this afternoon. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Skweeky@3 January 2004 - 19:02
I&#39;m waiting for my interview in a dark room where Snny is trying to sleep
I snuck out of there ages ago.


The cameras needed tending.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, bb, Snny isn&#39;t really doing much :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

Hiya everyone.
Hugs for all. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/huggles.gif


Im waiting for the drunkard to get in, so I thought I&#39;d say "hiya&#33;" :D
Hope all is well.

[Snee]

Well is all :blink:

[Lilmiss]

Hiya Snny&#33;
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/singing+sun.gif



I&#39;ve just had a B.K spicy bean burger, all is well here too. :)

[bigboab]

Snny dont just stand there get you clothes back on. I thought my new three legged bar stools had arrived.


When you are dressed get Lilmiss a drink.


Hi Limiss. :rolleyes:

[Snee]

I&#39;ve just had a B.K spicy bean burger, all is well here too.&nbsp;

:ph34r:

A storm is brewing...


Nice to see you too, it&#39;s been a while

@BB: i&#39;ll get her a vodka...at least she can get &#39;em here.

[Lilmiss]

:o

somebody say Vodka?
me want, me want&#33; http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bounce+reflection.gif
its been soooo long.

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 15:31
Im waiting for the drunkard to get in, so I thought I&#39;d say "hiya&#33;"&nbsp; :D

:o I thought you meant me for a moment there sugar.

But I&#39;m no drunkard.... just a luvable lush. :D
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gif(:unsure: Or is that lustable lunk?)

[Snee]

here&#39;s my favourite(I thought It was "Absolut" not "Finlandia" though, I must have been drunker than I thought, had to go look at the bottle :lol: )


Finlandia Lime Vodkahttp://images.send.com/103423_big.jpg
Fresh lime flavors are present in this extremly smooth vodka from Finlandia. Great with tonic and a lime wedge.

Best Vodka I ever drunk.

Hi Titey, too bad I have to go soon, I see some of my favourite people are gathering.

[bigboab]

Hi Titey. ;) Remember that I appointed you public relations manager.

So I take it that it is drinks all round. :lol:

[bigboab]

I&#39;ve just had had a we look at this afternoons security tapes. :o


Nice spread there Sqweeky. :lol: Now I know what those straps in the back of a taxi are for. :lol: :lol:


Snny&#33; What is that tattoo on your rear end?

[Lilmiss]

heh heh,
The other drunkard Titey, and he has just called me to pick him up.

Gotta get my whipped ass into gear,
So tanks for the voddy Snny,
and Boab, great place. ;)


Bye byes, xxxxx

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 15:57
So I take it that it is drinks all round. :lol:
;) Sure bb.... you can give away all that you want, I won&#39;t stop you.




@ SnnY - Yeah, you always seem to have somewhere else to be when I arrive.... I&#39;m beginning to suspect something&#39;s amiss. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/brow.gif

[bigboab]

Bye LilMiss.

snny I will take thos tapes if you dont mind. :rolleyes:

[Snee]

Yeah yeah, I was just finishing up, taking some copies for, uhm, security reasonsYeah that&#39;s it&#33; :ph34r:

Speaking of tapes, my brother went through my stuff trying to find some old, "Hitchhiker&#39;s guide to the Galaxy"-tapes.

He found knives everywhere, guess I better pick them off the floor now :ph34r:

And also what he thought was dentist&#39;s equipment, it wasn&#39;t though, it was just....tools :ph34r:

EDit: Innovative spelling corrected

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by SnnY@3 January 2004 - 21:50
Yeah yeah, I was just finishing up, taking some copies for, uhm, security reasonsYeah that&#39;s it&#33; :ph34r:

Speaking of tapes, my brother went through my stuff trying to find some old, "Hitchhiker&#39;s guide to the Galaxy"-tapes.

He found knives everywhere, guess I better pick them off the floor now :ph34r:

And also what he thoguht was dentits equipment, it wasn&#39;t though, it was just....tools :ph34r:
I&#39;ve got them as mp3s if you want them.

[Snee]

Nah, he found them...I&#39;ll get the british ones when I get Soulseek though.

Maybe I&#39;ll get back to you.

[bigboab]

Titey get in here, there is a big tab to pick up. Add a double Vodka and a double Gin and Ginger Ale onto it. :) Snny is getting a bit depressed with all this bloody football talk.

[bigboab]

While you are talking about tapes. Do any of you like Penn and Teller? My son just gave me about seven, I think, recent downloads. Very good quality.

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 16:53
Titey get in here, there is a big tab to pick up.

:D Sorry, I don&#39;t do any heavy lifting........an&#39; I left me forklift at work. :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Well just lift our wallet out of your back pocket. Sorry by the way, you haven&#39;t had a new year drink in here yet. Just post your tab for the night to me. ;)

























I&#39;ll Take it off your wages. :rolleyes:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 17:00
Well just lift our wallet out of your back pocket.
Our wallet? :huh:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey+3 January 2004 - 23:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 3 January 2004 - 23:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@3 January 2004 - 17:00
Well just lift our wallet out of your back pocket.
Our wallet? :huh: [/b][/quote]
One of the perks of the job. Apparently it got into the Job description through a typo. :lol: :lol:

[titey]

:unsure: But I always carry my wallet in the front.

I figure if&#39;n someone&#39;s gonna try an&#39; pick my pocket, I might as well enjoy it. :D

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@3 January 2004 - 23:11
:unsure: But I always carry my wallet in the front.

I figure if&#39;n someone&#39;s gonna try an&#39; pick my pocket, I might as well enjoy it.&nbsp; :D
I&#39;m the same Titey. I keep all my money in my Sporran. I like it when Sqweeky comes looking for small change and only find large denominations. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

me&#39;s back. :(

where&#39;d I leave my whacking stick? :huh:

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 17:16
where&#39;d I leave my whacking stick?&nbsp; :huh: http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/construction.gif

[Lamsey]

Sorry, one of mine seems to have it. He seems pretty angry about something...

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whack.gif

[Lilmiss]

tanks Lamsey,
Im gonna need to borrow it for a moment.

well, since Im back in here;
voddy n coke please, bar steward. :P

[Lamsey]

Wha are you calling a bar steward?

[Lilmiss]

/ducks from the famous Scottish kiss.



since you&#39;re on your feet, make it a double. :unsure: :P

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 22:33
/ducks from the famous Scottish kiss.



since you&#39;re on your feet, make it a double. :unsure: :P
It&#39;s a Glesga Kiss, ya daft Sassenach&#33; :angry:

[Snee]

double kiss?

You Sasquatch? :huh:

[Aaron_T]

wot is a quadraped???

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Azzz@3 January 2004 - 22:38
wot is a quadraped???
Something with four legs.

Quadra = four; ped = leg.

[Snee]

Someone who&#39;s been molested four times maybe.



















Or a four-legged animal.
Dammit, lamsey&#39;s quicker.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Lamsey@3 January 2004 - 23:36

It&#39;s a Glesga Kiss, ya daft Sassenach&#33; :angry:
eeeeeeekkkkk&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eek.gif


there&#39;s nothing scarier than an angry jock. ( :P )
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/argh.gif

[Lamsey]

She off?

Good.

Right, Jimmy, you grab her vodka and I&#39;ll get this hash and we&#39;ll do the off. :shifty:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss+3 January 2004 - 23:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 3 January 2004 - 23:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@3 January 2004 - 23:36

It&#39;s a Glesga Kiss, ya daft Sassenach&#33; :angry:
eeeeeeekkkkk&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eek.gif


there&#39;s nothing scarier than an angry jock. ( :P )
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/argh.gif [/b][/quote]
Maybe an angry jock in a jock strap? :blink: :ph34r: :helpsmile:

LILIMISS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

&#39;lo :)

where you been, how you been, have you had fun, tell me tell me tell me :)

((((((((((((((((((((((((lilmiss)))))))))))))))))))))))

Jonno B)

[Aaron_T]

wot came first the chicken or the egg?

DAMMIT I WANNNNNAAAAAA KNOWWWWWWWWW

[Lilmiss]

:) hiya Jonno. :D


well, I picked up "bum" about an hour ago.
he said I was a slut, he said I couldnt have my pals in "our" house, said his pals hate me cause he doesn&#39;t spend enough time with them....then did his usual and fell asleep. so all in all, a dull night.

hows you? :unsure:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Azzz@3 January 2004 - 23:38
wot is a quadraped???
One of four siblings born on the same day, who has been sexually assaulted

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+4 January 2004 - 00:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 4 January 2004 - 00:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 23:41
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@3 January 2004 - 23:36

It&#39;s a Glesga Kiss, ya daft Sassenach&#33; :angry:
eeeeeeekkkkk&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eek.gif


there&#39;s nothing scarier than an angry jock. ( :P )
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/argh.gif
Maybe an angry jock in a jock strap? :blink: :ph34r: :helpsmile:

LILIMISS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

&#39;lo :)

where you been, how you been, have you had fun, tell me tell me tell me :)

((((((((((((((((((((((((lilmiss)))))))))))))))))))))))

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
(((((((((((((((jock strap)))))))))))))))))















Not wait, that&#39;s not right.

[bigboab]

Calm down now gentlemen and ladies. Lamsey is just trying to catch you out.



That is a Jocks trap. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by bb
Someone who&#39;s been molested four times maybe.
Sorry bb, I already tried that.


















Couldn&#39;t find a woman who&#39;d assault me more than thrice though.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY+3 January 2004 - 23:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 3 January 2004 - 23:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bb
Someone who&#39;s been molested four times maybe.
Sorry bb, I already tried that.


















Couldn&#39;t find a woman who&#39;d assault me more than thrice though. [/b][/quote]
No bloody wonder. the way you looked undressed. Donkey sprung to mind. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Aaron_T]

you know those glass bottles with the little ships in them HOW DO THEY DO THAT HOW

[Snee]

@bb: Lucky it didn&#39;t step on yer head then.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Same &#39;ol same &#39;ol then :(

Take no notice lilmiss, you&#39;s special to us......me :)

Me&#39;s ok, actually lost weight over xmas :blink:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by Azzz@4 January 2004 - 00:57
you know those glass bottles with the little ships in them HOW DO THEY DO THAT HOW
how to (http://shipbottle.by.ru/english/how/)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 January 2004 - 17:58
actually lost weight over xmas :blink:

Jonno B)
Only cuz you washed off 10 pounds of dirt when you took yer annual shower. <_<

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by SnnY+3 January 2004 - 23:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 3 January 2004 - 23:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@4 January 2004 - 00:57
you know those glass bottles with the little ships in them HOW DO THEY DO THAT&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HOW
how to (http://shipbottle.by.ru/english/how/) [/b][/quote]
ahh wot was cloudy is now clear

[cowswithguns]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 January 2004 - 09:58


Me&#39;s ok, actually lost weight over xmas :blink:

Jonno B)
You know we&#39;re gonna need photographic evidence Jonno ;)

Hi all&#33;

[Lilmiss]

tanks chunks....its not been fun.


gonna have to think of another name for you then. ;)
Ive been gaining weight rapidly, im popping outta me jeans.
<span style='color:yellow'>and bra&#39;s&#33;</span>

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 18:05
Ive been gaining weight rapidly, im popping outta me jeans.
<span style='color:yellow'>and bra&#39;s&#33;</span>
We&#39;re gonna need photographic evidence for that too&#33; :w00t:

[Snee]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 01:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 01:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 18:05
Ive been gaining weight rapidly, im popping outta me jeans.
<span style='color:yellow'>and bra&#39;s&#33;</span>
We&#39;re gonna need photographic evidence for that too&#33; :w00t: [/b][/quote]
I second that, lil&#39;big(in a good way) one.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by SnnY+3 January 2004 - 23:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 3 January 2004 - 23:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by titey@4 January 2004 - 01:07
<!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 18:05
Ive been gaining weight rapidly, im popping outta me jeans.
<span style='color:yellow'>and bra&#39;s&#33;</span>
We&#39;re gonna need photographic evidence for that too&#33; :w00t:
I second that, lil&#39;big(in a good way) one. [/b][/quote]
i 10th it

[Lilmiss]

heh heh


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/boobies.gif

[Aaron_T]

christmas is just an excuse for people to eat more because they convince themselves its OK to eat loads just because its christmas time

[Snee]

yay

[Aaron_T]

who here believes in the birth of jesus christ

whoa i think im drunk or somethin

[bigboab]

Sorry folks I was just checking on the restuarant. Mrs Bibboab is very busy in there. Lots of snacks available.

Talking of weight. I am heading fast to sixteen stone. Hope I dont get thre before Monday, when I start my diet. Drinks everyone. Jonno you are very quiet. ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 18:12
heh heh

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/boobies.gif
Dee dee dee....


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/eekout.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 18:17
I am heading fast to sixteen stone.
That was an excellent album. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/rock.gifhttp://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre300/e334/e33405pwzqs.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Cowsy...........erm, you saw me in meh tights titey sent me :lol: :lol:

@lilmiss.......Yeah you maybe gaining weight but you kinda got a bloody good excuse, mine was just beer :lol:

@titey...........TITEY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D ;) Yo dude B)

Hey Mr.S B)

Hey mary sue, hey jim bob :lol:

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 January 2004 - 18:23
Hey mary sue, hey jim bob :lol:

Jonno B)
:rolleyes: Hey Jonno Boy.

[Aaron_T]

i dont feel very well got a stomach pain, headache,earache, sore eyes with this f**ng computer screen think im gonna lie down bye-bye :)

[cowswithguns]

And nice tights they were too jonno :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@4 January 2004 - 00:18
Dee dee dee....


:) ;)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/swoon.gif


Boab, can you ask the Mrs to get some cheese sammies in please?
Im rumbling again. :o

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss+3 January 2004 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 3 January 2004 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@4 January 2004 - 00:18
Dee dee dee....
:) ;)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/swoon.gif [/b][/quote]
Hehe.... http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif

[Snee]

http://www.kurainami.com/ns/face.gif

I&#39;d like some lettuce, please.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by titey+3 January 2004 - 23:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 3 January 2004 - 23:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 18:28
<!--QuoteBegin-titey@4 January 2004 - 00:18
Dee dee dee....
:) ;)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/swoon.gif
Hehe.... http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif [/b][/quote]
THAT EYEBROW SMILEY IS SO FUNNY :lol:

[bigboab]

Got to go for a few minutes Mrs Bigboab wants to play a puter game. :(

[titey]

Originally posted by SnnY@3 January 2004 - 18:30
http://www.kurainami.com/ns/face.gif

I&#39;d like some lettuce, please.
http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:nDmUymJrPhYC:www.attrition.org/gallery/nature/lettuce.jpgJust don&#39;t make a pig of y&#39;self wif it. ;)

[Lilmiss]

hmmmmm.......thats put me off me greens. <_<


Azzz, http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eyebrows.gif

:P


Boab, come back soon.
(or we start pulling our own drinks. ;) )

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by lilmiss@3 January 2004 - 23:43
hmmmmm.......thats put me off me greens. <_<


Azzz, http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eyebrows.gif

:P


Boab, come back soon.
(or we start pulling our own drinks. ;) )
stop it :lol: those eyebrow smilies crack me up :lol: :lol: :lol: theyre so funny

http://66.98.194.136/434/178/emo/LAUGH_SMILIE_1.gif

[Lamsey]

What&#39;s so funny about eyebrows? http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif

[titey]

.http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/Lpoke.gif

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Lamsey@3 January 2004 - 23:49
What&#39;s so funny about eyebrows? http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that ones even funnier hehehe i dont know the eyebrow smiles are really funny

im not makin fun of people wit a MOTO brow :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by titey@3 January 2004 - 23:51
.http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/Lpoke.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@4 January 2004 - 00:51
.http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/Lpoke.gif
:D :P :lol:

thats a lil unfair, Titey.
even though thats one funny uni-brow.


;)

[titey]

:unsure: What&#39;s unfair about it?I&#39;m just tryin to get the caterpillar to crawl onto the stick. :huh:



@ Lamsey - http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sofa.gif

[NikkiD]

That&#39;s one hairy caterpillar...

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by titey@3 January 2004 - 23:58
:unsure: What&#39;s unfair about it?I&#39;m just tryin to get the caterpillar to crawl onto the stick. :huh:


@ Lamsey - http://piczonline.com/client/titey/sofa.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol: lmao

[(>Zero Cool<)]

evenin folks :cowboy:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@4 January 2004 - 00:03
evenin folks :cowboy:
hello, the last time i spoke to you it was that other chat thread remember

[titey]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 January 2004 - 19:03
evenin folks :cowboy: http://piczonline.com/client/titey/jump1.gif Yay.... it&#39;s Zero Dude&#33; http://piczonline.com/client/titey/jump3.gif



:D How&#39;s you <s>bud</s> pal?

[Lilmiss]

howdy Zero. :rolleyes:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

@Azzz yeah , I fink so :)

@Titey howdy pardner :P

@(Notsolilmiss - hiya Ms Weeble, how you doing? ;)

[Aaron_T]

well isnt this just fine and dandy

[titey]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@3 January 2004 - 19:09
@Titey howdy pardner :P

:huh: Pardner?


Hehe.... is we gonna go on a crime spree? http://piczonline.com/client/titey/mug.gif http://piczonline.com/client/titey/WANTED.gif

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 01:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 01:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@3 January 2004 - 19:09
@Titey howdy pardner :P

:huh: Pardner?


Hehe.... is we gonna go on a crime spree? http://piczonline.com/client/titey/mug.gif http://piczonline.com/client/titey/WANTED.gif [/b][/quote]
Ok if you want :pirate: , either that or we could go to the YMCA :huh: