Protected Forum

[J'Pol]

What goes on in there, let's have some imagination used chaps.

I think it is the secret place in the cellar where they keep everyone who has "left". After all, the evil admin could capture them and "spoof" their names to pretend they left.

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[djweiser]

i think its the forums "bedroom" where all the admins and mods have cyber.

[bigboab]

Lets roll our trouser legs up JP and give the secret knock on the door. If nothing else we would be able to tell Martin O'Neill the Rangers team for tomorrow. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Peerzy]

i was going to write something funny but i couldnt b bothered to type it so fuck it.
but i will give a hint to what i was thinking about

naked...lamsly...slideshow...milk

ahhh it wod have been quicker to type it out now. o well fuck all this fucking of this topic.

ah :unsure:

fuck it

[Cheese]

It's obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they're just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won't know if you're talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

They're gonna carry on this way until they ass laminate the entire board...

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:10
It's obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they're just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won't know if you're talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

They're gonna carry on this way until they ass laminate the entire board...
A Stepford type thing you think.

Or perhaps pods and when you go to sleep you are replaced.

If people start returning, watch out for "odd" behaviour. Or for some folk watch out for "normal" behaviour".

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 23:08
Lets roll our trouser legs up JP and give the secret knock on the door. If nothing else we would be able to tell Martin O'Neill the Rangers team for tomorrow. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You think Lamsey may "secretly" be a son of the black widow.

This is a shocking revelation, however now you come to mention it. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+2 January 2004 - 21:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 2 January 2004 - 21:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:10
It&#39;s obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs.&nbsp; Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

They&#39;re gonna carry on this way until they ass laminate the entire board...
A Stepford type thing you think.

Or perhaps pods and when you go to sleep you are replaced.

If people start returning, watch out for "odd" behaviour. Or for some folk watch out for "normal" behaviour". [/b][/quote]
Yes, I agree with your statement.

[100%]

It&#39;s obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program.&nbsp;

Cloning????
Isnt that illegal?
who cares as long as they clone something more sexy than farmers desires.

http://academy.d20.co.edu/kadets/lundberg/images/dolly.jpg

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 16:10
they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs.&nbsp; Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

You mean like &#39;Virtual&#39; members? :-"

[UKMan]

Then its not really me typing this then? - This is wierd, i could have sworn it was .... just goes to show you ..... :blink:

[Cheese]

Yes, I agree with your statement.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Withcheese+2 January 2004 - 23:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 2 January 2004 - 23:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 21:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:10
It&#39;s obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

They&#39;re gonna carry on this way until they ass laminate the entire board...
A Stepford type thing you think.

Or perhaps pods and when you go to sleep you are replaced.

If people start returning, watch out for "odd" behaviour. Or for some folk watch out for "normal" behaviour".
Yes, I agree with your statement. [/b][/quote]
You may possibly be correct. It would be impossible to say.

Thank you very much for the time and effort you have put into this.

It is very much appreciated.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@2 January 2004 - 23:16

It&#39;s obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program.

Cloning????
Isnt that illegal?
who cares as long as they clone something sexy.

http://academy.d20.co.edu/kadets/lundberg/images/dolly.jpg
Flippin heck mate.

You picked a strange place to come out.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+2 January 2004 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 2 January 2004 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:15

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 21:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:10
It&#39;s obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

They&#39;re gonna carry on this way until they ass laminate the entire board...
A Stepford type thing you think.

Or perhaps pods and when you go to sleep you are replaced.

If people start returning, watch out for "odd" behaviour. Or for some folk watch out for "normal" behaviour".
Yes, I agree with your statement.
You may possibly be correct. It would be impossible to say.

Thank you very much for the time and effort you have put into this.

It is very much appreciated. [/b][/quote]
:lol: Now you sound like internet news :lol:

Seriously though it wouldn&#39;t be hard to "clone" some members like the guys who just use those annoying ebaum pics all the time... ;)

[Marius24]

can we try and guess the password? ;)

[noname12]

Meh. its a place where they test things, one of the things they test is how is every one going to react to having a protected forum right above there cyber heads and if they can resist the urge to try and get in.

The other thing they are going to test is how is every one going to react to having a n00b posting in a protect "testing" area.

Third thing there going to test is aliens captured in the 1950&#39;s, they want to see there typing skills and all.

Basically its an mixed Area 51/Big brother social expirement type of thing.

Its really simple, but the final thing thats going on in there is a plot to assassinate the new star of communism (me) and supress the growing communist train :ph34r:

[Virtualbody1234]

6. Posts that contain direct download links to copyrighted software, private ftp sites, serial numbers, warez sites, and hacking sites are prohibited. Posts directly or indirectly related to any of this information will be edited. Hacking discussions are strictly prohibited within the forum. Sig2dat quicklinks and hashes are NOT considered to be DDL, therefore allowed.

:lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Withcheese+2 January 2004 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 2 January 2004 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 21:17

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:15

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 21:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:10
It&#39;s obvious to me that in there they are creating bots that will imitate our former members, they&#39;re just using that area to perfect the programs. Pretty soon you won&#39;t know if you&#39;re talking to a real person or a computer program. :ph34r:

They&#39;re gonna carry on this way until they ass laminate the entire board...
A Stepford type thing you think.

Or perhaps pods and when you go to sleep you are replaced.

If people start returning, watch out for "odd" behaviour. Or for some folk watch out for "normal" behaviour".
Yes, I agree with your statement.
You may possibly be correct. It would be impossible to say.

Thank you very much for the time and effort you have put into this.

It is very much appreciated.
:lol: Now you sound like internet news :lol:

Seriously though it wouldn&#39;t be hard to "clone" some members like the guys who just use those annoying ebaum pics all the time... ;) [/b][/quote]
Just sharing our thoughts openly so that we can understand each other.

Nice dreams.

[Cheese]

Its really simple, but the final thing thats going on in there is a plot to assassinate the new star of communism (me) and supress the groing communist train
I shudder to think what a communist groin train is.... :ph34r:

[noname12]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 22:26
I shudder to think what a communist groin train is.... :ph34r:
Do&#39;h, stupid english spelling, I mean to type GROWING, :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:26
I shudder to think what a communist groin train is.... :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: IRL

[noname12]

Yeah well atleast I have an excuse for my typo&#39;s, <_<

[Snee]

I&#39;m working on a haiku system that&#39;ll be virtually undecipherable for dummy-bots, I just tested it on one over in the "cool avatar" thread.

I&#39;ll save the board.

[Cheese]

Actually the private forum is were the new area mods are iniated in the secret and dark ways of the "mod" and the presence of ivy there is purely as a sacrificial victim in their diabolical ceremonies. :ph34r:

[bigboab]

Save the Cheese board first Snny. I am going on a diet on Monday and I am going to drink all the drink that could go out off date before then. Cheese will explain if you dont understand this. :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

I think I might have been right with my "bot" theory and the first test subject to be released on us is none other than [SPAM] (netwei5er)...

He is programmed to answer to any new threads as soon as possible with an irrelevant answer.

Get insulted.

Retaliate to insult (in a weak and feeble manner).

Get insulted again.

Find new thread. :ph34r:

[bujub22]

there&#39; nothing but man baby&#39;s up there that are ready to take over the forum
with little robots that will enter threw your peter :o and will be very painful
then the&#39;ll unleash them on the net were it will creep threw your modem and deliver a massive computer take over like in t-3 then when they got the whole world the&#39;ll imprison us then are new masters the monkey&#39;s will take over :lol: :D
then the alien anal probes :01: they love the anal probe :D

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:42
I think I might have been right with my "bot" theory and the first test subject to be released on us is none other than [SPAM] (netwei5er)...

He is programmed to answer to any new threads as soon as possible with an irrelevant answer.

Get insulted.

Retaliate to insult (in a weak and feeble manner).

Get insulted again.

Find new thread. :ph34r:
You could go haiku on his ass :ph34r:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by bujub22@2 January 2004 - 23:30
there&#39; nothing but man baby&#39;s up there that are ready to take over the forum
with little robots that will enter threw your peter :o and will be very painful
then the&#39;ll unleash them on the net were it will creep threw your modem and deliver a massive computer take over like in t-3 then when they got the whole world the&#39;ll imprison us then are new masters the monkey&#39;s will take over&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :D
then the alien anal probes&nbsp; :01: they love the anal probe&nbsp; :D
With HAL in mind. This must sound like sex to you Snny. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

To spam is just wrong

Netwei5er did spam too much

So spam became name.



btw I suck at haikus (in case no-one noticed) :lol:

[Afronaut]

Originally posted by Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:37
Actually the private forum is were the new area mods are iniated in the secret and dark ways of the "mod" and the presence of ivy there is purely as a sacrificial victim in their diabolical ceremonies. :ph34r:
:o

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Guitar&#045;Slinger+2 January 2004 - 22:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Guitar-Slinger @ 2 January 2004 - 22:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@2 January 2004 - 23:37
Actually the private forum is were the new area mods are iniated in the secret and dark ways of the "mod" and the presence of ivy there is purely as a sacrificial victim in their diabolical ceremonies. :ph34r:
:o [/b][/quote]
Am I getting closer?

[[B][O][T]]

http://www.home.no/brand/ok.jpg

NO :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by [B][O][T]@2 January 2004 - 22:49

NO :)
Ah, but you would say that (though the pic was strange...). Is this your next victim?

[stonecold1203]

If its a private forum why let members see it.
You can go into the permissions and deny normal members to see it instead of putting the password. The password might even get leaked.


Unless....this is all part of your plans.

AHA.

I knew it.

I have it figured out
7 is actually an alien. See --&#62; :alien:

[Snee]

hey bot, where&#39;s the av? i liked the spinning orbs.

Also how did you make it? i liked the effect.

[[B][O][T]]

Originally posted by SnnY@2 January 2004 - 23:52
hey bot, where&#39;s the av? i liked the spinning orbs.

Also how did you make it? i liked the effect.
Hi SnnY I disabled My avatar....looking for a new one again I guess :)

The spinning orbs I found via google :D however titey made them transparent :)
Thanks again for that titey :)

BOT

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by stonecold1203@3 January 2004 - 00:51
If its a private forum why let members see it.
You can go into the permissions and deny normal members to see it instead of putting the password.
Bloody good point.

[Snee]

Ok, jag undrade hur den var gjord lite smått, som sagt, den såg grym ut.

Jag får försöka åstadkomma något liknande i photoshop antar jag, om jag vill ha den effekten. :)

[bigboab]

If you are wondering Snny. Why dont you ask Nitrogen.

[Snee]

Gee wiz, you think that helps? :rolleyes:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+2 January 2004 - 23:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 2 January 2004 - 23:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-stonecold1203@3 January 2004 - 00:51
If its a private forum why let members see it.
You can go into the permissions and deny normal members to see it instead of putting the password.
Bloody good point. [/b][/quote]
Not possible because not everyone in there is a mod or admin, some are normal members. It&#39;s easier this way.

Don&#39;t worry about it, there&#39;s nothing fishy going on in there.



Now, Mr. Sharman, more tea? Ms. Reno?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey+3 January 2004 - 00:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 3 January 2004 - 00:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 23:03
<!--QuoteBegin-stonecold1203@3 January 2004 - 00:51
If its a private forum why let members see it.
You can go into the permissions and deny normal members to see it instead of putting the password.
Bloody good point.
Not possible because not everyone in there is a mod or admin, some are normal members. It&#39;s easier this way.

Don&#39;t worry about it, there&#39;s nothing fishy going on in there.



Now, Mr. Sharman, more tea? Ms. Reno? [/b][/quote]
If there is nothing fishy going on why is it cod a private Forum?

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey+3 January 2004 - 01:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 3 January 2004 - 01:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 23:03
<!--QuoteBegin-stonecold1203@3 January 2004 - 00:51
If its a private forum why let members see it.
You can go into the permissions and deny normal members to see it instead of putting the password.
Bloody good point.
Not possible because not everyone in there is a mod or admin, some are normal members. It&#39;s easier this way.

Don&#39;t worry about it, there&#39;s nothing fishy going on in there.



Now, Mr. Sharman, more tea? Ms. Reno? [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not bloody worried about it.

Why are you carrrying that rather small case btw.

[bigboab]

E nu, I knew JP

[[B][O][T]]

Originally posted by SnnY@3 January 2004 - 00:03
Ok, jag undrade hur den var gjord lite smått, som sagt, den såg grym ut.

Jag får försöka åstadkomma något liknande i photoshop antar jag, om jag vill ha den effekten. :)
Jo den var var helt OK, hoppas du lyckas få till ngt :) glöm inte bort att visa den bara :)

BOT

[Snee]

Måste krympa min sig först dock om jag vill göra nå&#39;t sånt.

[stonecold1203]

Originally posted by Lamsey+3 January 2004 - 00:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 3 January 2004 - 00:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@2 January 2004 - 23:03
<!--QuoteBegin-stonecold1203@3 January 2004 - 00:51
If its a private forum why let members see it.
You can go into the permissions and deny normal members to see it instead of putting the password.
Bloody good point.
Not possible because not everyone in there is a mod or admin, some are normal members. It&#39;s easier this way.

Don&#39;t worry about it, there&#39;s nothing fishy going on in there.



Now, Mr. Sharman, more tea? Ms. Reno? [/b][/quote]
Who said there was something fishy going on there?

AHA

:P

Why not create a new usergroup and permission mark for the access group.

:unsure:

I just think that the password will get leaked and then we will get access to the porno fo...

I&#39;ve said too much

[bigboab]

Is that not similar to what you&#39;ve already said Snny?

[stonecold1203]

:01: :angel1:

[Snee]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 01:22
Is that not similar to what you&#39;ve already said Snny?
Not quite.

using intertran or something?

[bigboab]

Yes comes out pretty vague though. ;)

[Snee]

All those online transltors suck, and especially at Swedish, something to do with it being a relatively small language-group, I&#39;m afraid.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY@3 January 2004 - 00:36
All those online transltors suck, and especially at Swedish, something to do with it being a relatively small language-group, I&#39;m afraid.
Is there any good ones? There are more and more Swedish online now than ever. I suppose it is due to the fact that, after America you are the most affluent country in the world.

[Spider_dude]

snny<----Var är den dumma jäveln?






Jag skulle inte ens pissa på dig om du brann&#33;


Jag skär av dina ballar om du inte håller käft&#33;


please do not take any offense from these rambling from an old turnip.

[UKMan]

Nu börja det likna nåt - Gott Nytt År och God Fortsättning till Er B)

Önskar
UKMan

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by UKMan@3 January 2004 - 01:11
Nu börja det likna nåt - Gott Nytt År och God Fortsättning till Er B)

Önskar
UKMan
what did you say about my mother?

[UKMan]

I said its a good job she met your dad, otherwise you would have a different father B)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by UKMan@3 January 2004 - 01:23
I said its a good job she met your dad, otherwise you would have a different father B)
true, but you must remember - Mina fjärtar luktar bättre än dig

[UKMan]

I would&#39;nt doubt that right now - &#39;jag har just knullat Din syrra&#39;

[Spider_dude]

if that is true,

Jag skulle inte ens pissa på dig om du brann&#33;

[UKMan]

i can accept that and welcome it -

&#39;eftersom din piss är mer brandfarlig än bensin&#39;

[Spider_dude]

thats all the "nice" insults gone so i will stop now, i hope you realise i had no f&#39;ing clue what you were saying to me. :blink: lets hope it wasn&#39;t too bad.

[UKMan]

shiiit, then im in big trouble :unsure:

erm, i was only kidding and you were erm ..... insulting too ;)

Peace
UKMan

[Spider_dude]

good. i wont be offended cos i did, say to you


my farts smell better than you
and i wouldn&#39;t piss on you if you were on fire

but they were all meant in jest.

[UKMan]

I know SD - remember where i live ........ oh right .... doh&#33;&#33; i&#39;m sooo slow tonight :unsure:

[Spider_dude]

well, in that case -

Jag skär av dina ballar om du inte håller käft&#33;

[UKMan]

am i being finniky if i correct you here?

shouldnt it be:
Jag ska skär av dina ballar om inte du håller käft&#33;


just an observation from an outlander B)

[[B][O][T]]

I&#39;d say:

Jag skär av din balle om du inte håller käft&#33;

:)

[UKMan]

at least i&#39;d be left with one - many thx [B][O][T] B)

[Marius24]

new user posting in there too
-Huize- (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=92365) posted in there @ 3 January 2004 - 02:14

:huh:

[DanB]

:o :o :o

[Virtualbody1234]

All 3 of the posts were made in the Private Forum. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whistle.gif