Big Ass Fly In My Room Giving Me The Shits

[Evil Gemini]

OK, my PC's side panels are off and i want to lure the fly into the fans so it gets killed.

I am very bored it will give me great satisfaction.

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@3 January 2004 - 15:30
OK, my PC's side panels are off and i want to lure the fly into the fans so it gets killed.

I am very bored it will give me great satisfaction.
awesome dude. you got a camera i gotta see this. it sounds like something from a bond movie

[Evil Gemini]

Nah i dont have a camera.

I could scan the remains though.

Its a big fly

[TheDave]

how about getting a ham sand wich and luring it with that. the hit it like a tennis ball with your hand the throw it in the fan while its working out where it is



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[Aaron_T]

put some food on the fan to lure the fly to them.

[the_faceman]

u could use the long hose attachments on your vacuum cleaner and suck it right into the dustbag.result!

[Mr. Mulder]

Once he's in there, feed him some sugar now and again, see how long you can keep him alive for :ph34r:

[TheDave]

you gotta make it slow. how about sliding it down a ruler into the fan



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[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by the_faceman@3 January 2004 - 16:38
u could use the long hose attachments on your vacuum cleaner and suck it right into the dustbag.result!
OOOoohhh all these ideas!!!

I can make a flytrap pc mod :lol:

Damn fly is not in here anymore it must know how to read :angry:

I just want to hear that PING! noise :D

[NoX]

big fly ay? i killed 1 before and all these lil maggots came out :x

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by NoX@3 January 2004 - 16:42
big fly ay? i killed 1 before and all these lil maggots came out :x
fkn gross dude arghhhh!!

But then again they could grow into mutent flies and be my slaves B)

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by NoX@3 January 2004 - 14:42
big fly ay? i killed 1 before and all these lil maggots came out :x
NO NO NO that isnt nice i cant stand maggots aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigboab]

I like the ruler idea. You could sit there and watch as it inches towards the fan. :lol:

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 16:44
I like the ruler idea. You could sit there and watch as it inches towards the fan. :lol:
LOL!!

[Mad Cat]

Capture it, pull its wings off and see how long it lives in a match box. Regularly feed it sugar water :P

[100%]

http://www.fastfunpages.com/02/09/sflies/flies.jpg

[Evil Gemini]

i wonder if it likes WD-40 ?

I still got that can sitting on my PC :lol:

[Mad Cat]

Oh, pull its legs off too. It'll be cool. I wonder if it would be able to move?

NOTE: Tweezers help.

[pol]

Originally posted by TheDave@3 January 2004 - 15:39
you gotta make it slow. how about sliding it down a ruler into the fan



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:lol:

i like that one too - computer piracy

http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/030104-plank.jpg

[bujub22]

put it under a glass cup and if u smoke weed keep blowing the smoke under the glass get it high :D

[bigboab]

Whatever you do, keep female flies away from it. Because if it turns into a Fly F*r you will never catch it. :lol:

[Evil Gemini]

:(

Stupid fly.

I was in the toilet and while i was thier doing my bussiness, it tried to attack me (no bullshit).

It flew straight towards me so i done that spaz thing you do with your arms.

I missed it then it come straight at me again.

Im sure the mofo bit me.

It landed on a wall so i got my magzaine from the floor and rooled it up and with all my might i hit it.

Put up a good fight though.

:ph34r: Australian flies

[Cheese]

Humans 1 Flies 0 :lol:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by pol+3 January 2004 - 15:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pol @ 3 January 2004 - 15:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@3 January 2004 - 15:39
you gotta make it slow. how about sliding it down a ruler into the fan



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:lol:

i like that one too - computer piracy

http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/030104-plank.jpg [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@3 January 2004 - 08:34
:(

Stupid fly.

I was in the toilet and while i was thier doing my bussiness, it tried to attack me (no bullshit).

It flew straight towards me so i done that spaz thing you do with your arms.

I missed it then it come straight at me again.

Im sure the mofo bit me.

It landed on a wall so i got my magzaine from the floor and rooled it up and with all my might i hit it.

Put up a good fight though.

:ph34r: Australian flies
Damn, you killed it already? For some reason this thread gave me a lot of good laughs. :lol:

[titey]

.:fear: I think you may be in trouble neatt....
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gif.....someone&#39;s looking for you. :o
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/smell2.gif

[TheDave]

:o well you cant fool them shit flies

:P
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