So The World Really Is Flat?

[Mad Cat]

Flat Earth (http://www.flat-earth.org)

[Evil Gemini]

:lol:

Are these guys for real ??


22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?

Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by The Flat Earth Society
19. What is the "Springfield Effect"?
The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is "linked" to various locations in the world.

20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).

21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.

22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.

It all makes sense...

Look, it even proves other theories!


18. Does this explain Fortean phenomena, such as frog-falls?
Perhaps. One is tempted to believe that the frogs, fish and other beings are somehow expelled into space off the edge of the Earth. However, this conflicts with the long-established Mad Fishmonger theory, which states that showers of fish are the work of a deranged fishmonger and his cohorts. (See The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson for more details.)

[Evil Gemini]

The earth is round god damnit!!

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@3 January 2004 - 17:02
The earth is round god damnit!!
Prove it.

[Evil Gemini]

FFS i live in Australia and i know its not fake :lol:

Every other planet is round, why wouldnt Earth be ??

I really cant be stufed explaining the effects of gravity and why it would make Earth round. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mad Cat@3 January 2004 - 18:00


20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
...

22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.
I knew it.

That makes half of you figments of my imagination.



And they said I was mad, guess this'll show 'em, ha ha.

[Mad Cat]

FELFAT (http://www.cca.org/woc/felfat/)

TELEVISION STOLE MY FLAT EARTH!!
THEY ARE TRYING TO CONTROL ME!!

[100%]

Does this mean that breasts are not round? :unsure:

[muchspl2]

http://www.parool.nl/images/signs-410.jpg

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by muchspl2@3 January 2004 - 17:24
http://www.parool.nl/images/signs-410.jpg
Hey, they stole my idea!

[TheDave]

i wnat some proof like photos and artists impressi... ok i want pretty pictures :rolleyes:



85

[Mad Cat]

Its all at www.flat-earth.org

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by TheDave@3 January 2004 - 18:33
i wnat some proof like photos and artists impressi... ok i want pretty pictures :rolleyes:



85
would you like to repeat that, i didnt understand because of the spelling :P

[TheDave]

i want some pretty pictures.



oh shit - 84 - better start using them sparingly. nah fuck it ive got some killer stuff for my last post ;)

[Evil Gemini]

The Flat Earth Society is a nonpartisan, non-profit and nondenominational

They forgot to add Non-educated ;)

[Aaron_T]

fynny stuff :lol:

[DanB]

This campaign focuses on the consensus-reality definition of existence and existential status. This definition is challenged by affixing to various objects which are popularly believed to exist labels which read "WARNING: THIS OBJECT DOES NOT EXIST".

The labels used are designed to resemble the style of official safety warning labels.



Now this really could be fun!! :lol: :lol:


These guys are proper nuts though. Click here (http://www.flat-earth.org/mrteapot/) to get a random quote from their Mr Teapot :lol:

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by danb@3 January 2004 - 18:08

This campaign focuses on the consensus-reality definition of existence and existential status. This definition is challenged by affixing to various objects which are popularly believed to exist labels which read "WARNING: THIS OBJECT DOES NOT EXIST".

The labels used are designed to resemble the style of official safety warning labels.



Now this really could be fun!! :lol: :lol:


These guys are proper nuts though. Click here (http://www.flat-earth.org/mrteapot/) to get a random quote from their Mr Teapot :lol:
Ya that government was good but now they fuck sheep. :lol:

[DanB]

Mr. Teapot says:


I wear nothing uniform, I wear NO god damn uniform!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[muchspl2]

The Society asserts that the Earth is flat and has five sides, that all places in the Universe named Springfield are merely links in higher-dimensional space to one place, and that all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense.

bawhahaha

[Snee]

Based on a true story.