90 Minutes Sleep

[Spider_dude]

last night i went to bed at 5.30am and got up for work at 7am. in all i think i woke up 4 times. the point of this thread was to explain how weird my dream was.
it started with the news that the bypass had been broken by an earthquake, it looked like that bridge in los angeles, don't know why but it was a dream and it didnt make sense. so anyway i was driving a skateboard, who knows why?, but i was on my way to work or uni and i got to the broken bit. upon which i see 3rd gen noob who says he has built a special device to get cars up onto the bridge again. so i get on the device and it was like one of them gladiators sphere things. but powered by magnets, which threw me in the air onto an escilator which was linked to the bridge. i missed the last part of the dream due to waking up, can someone please finish it for me.......

[TheDave]

maybe it was a preminition :blink:
ok i reckon it should have finshed like this - you pointlessly trip up and everythings normal again and your back at home in scotland

[noname12]

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[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by noname12@3 January 2004 - 18:18
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flying penguins attacked me? thenthey took off their suits to reveal they were infact midgets in disguise? thanks to the dave for a pointless answer.

[TheDave]

ok then. did you ever think the dream was so stupid it couldnt have an end so your brain crashed and you woke up?

i just thought of something. maybe the government gave you funding to build huge magnet lifts to pull all the fucked up shit back into place. then you accidently EMP'ed microsoft then had to rebuild it under linux's guise (penguin ;) )

then you were the richest guy in the world and you killed your enemies by magnetting thier fillings though their brain





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[DanB]

I like the sound of penguins. They are tasty.


Do you know why polar bears can&#39;t eat them? <_<










cos they can&#39;t get the wrappers off&#33;&#33; :lol:

Either that or they inhabit opposite side of the world :P

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by TheDave@3 January 2004 - 18:28
then you were the richest guy in the world and you killed your enemies by magnetting thier fillings though their brain





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i like this bit, but it only takes care of british enemies, seeing as wee are the only country in the world with bad teeth. what do i do to kill the good teethed nations of america, canada, bangladesh?

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+3 January 2004 - 18:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude &#064; 3 January 2004 - 18:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@3 January 2004 - 18:28
then you were the richest guy in the world and you killed your enemies by magnetting thier fillings though their brain





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i like this bit, but it only takes care of british enemies, seeing as wee are the only country in the world with bad teeth. what do i do to kill the good teethed nations of america, canada, bangladesh? [/b][/quote]
hang em by their bling




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[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by danb@3 January 2004 - 18:30
I like the sound of penguins. They are tasty.


Do you know why polar bears can&#39;t eat them? <_<










cos they can&#39;t get the wrappers off&#33;&#33; :lol:

Either that or they inhabit opposite side of the world :P
i am confused did the penguins use the handy -----&#62;tear here, tab or did they have some sort of zipper inside their suits?

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by TheDave+3 January 2004 - 18:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 3 January 2004 - 18:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 January 2004 - 18:31
<!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@3 January 2004 - 18:28
then you were the richest guy in the world and you killed your enemies by magnetting thier fillings though their brain





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i like this bit, but it only takes care of british enemies, seeing as wee are the only country in the world with bad teeth. what do i do to kill the good teethed nations of america, canada, bangladesh?
hang em by their bling




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are bangladeshians renound for their bling bling?

[DanB]

I reckon they used the tear here tab, although it means they can&#39;t re-use their suits :rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

so how did they get out of my dream, cos without the suits they are no longer invisible to the human eye.

[Snee]

It could have been worse imagine dreaming about this. (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=91649)

There&#39;s a feckin&#39; nightmare.

[DanB]

When you woke up they remained in your brain and then became real :wacko:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by danb@3 January 2004 - 18:43
When you woke up they remained in your brain and then became real :wacko:
ahh, will someone please think of the children :blink:

[UKMan]

Maybe you should ask 3rd gen noob to finish it off for you, he was after all part of the dream and who knows - you two may have a cyber bonding that needs to be settled B)

Peace
UKMan

[ibelledthecat]

Just when you were being hauled by your great , big magnet ; Saddam Hussein ( the real one ) , Osama Bin Laden , The Joker ( Batman&#39;s enemy ) , Ra&#39;s Al Ghul , Lex Luthor had made another marvellous plan to conquer the world by covering it with an EMP . This EMP demagnetised your great , big magnet and you fell into the sea ( if I am not mistaken ) to be washed onto India . In India you witnessed the misery in which the people live and you decided to become a social reformer . This was a big mistake as the next day of you becoming a social reformer , you were put into jail to rot with the rats for the rest of your life .

Now you will think twice before crashing bridges of Los Angeles in your dream .
:D

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by UKMan@3 January 2004 - 17:54
Maybe you should ask 3rd gen noob to finish it off for you, he was after all part of the dream and who knows - you two may have a cyber bonding that needs to be settled B)

Peace
UKMan
[Spider_dude] check it again
[Spider_dude] http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=91684
[Spider_dude] ukman slated my dream
[3rd gen noob] lol
[3rd gen noob] what should i say?
[Spider_dude] say what you want
[Spider_dude] www.insultmonger.com
[3rd gen noob] lol
[Spider_dude] look in the swedish bit
[Spider_dude] say something in swedish to him

so: "Jag skär av dina ballar om du inte håller käft&#33;"

:-"

[Spider_dude]

i cant believe you just said that about his mother. :blink:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 January 2004 - 18:26
i cant believe you just said that about his mother. :blink:
it needed to be said :)

[Snee]

It had nothing to do with his mother :blink:

His balls, but not his mother.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by SnnY@3 January 2004 - 19:21
It had nothing to do about his mother :blink:

His balls, but not his mother.
shhh&#33; :)

[fugley]

I had plenty of beauty sleep last night. Does it show?? :blink:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by fugley@3 January 2004 - 19:29
I had plenty of beauty sleep last night. Does it show?? :blink:
lmfao, nice sig :lol:

[fugley]

Kinda classy don&#39;t you think?? :blink:

[Snee]

Bloody Heck&#33; :blink:

My eyes&#33;

[UKMan]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+3 January 2004 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 3 January 2004 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@3 January 2004 - 17:54
Maybe you should ask 3rd gen noob to finish it off for you, he was after all part of the dream and who knows - you two may have a cyber bonding that needs to be settled B)

Peace
UKMan
[Spider_dude] check it again
[Spider_dude] http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=91684
[Spider_dude] ukman slated my dream
[3rd gen noob] lol
[3rd gen noob] what should i say?
[Spider_dude] say what you want
[Spider_dude] www.insultmonger.com
[3rd gen noob] lol
[Spider_dude] look in the swedish bit
[Spider_dude] say something in swedish to him

so: "Jag skär av dina ballar om du inte håller käft&#33;"

:-" [/b][/quote]
First you wanna cut off both my balls, then someone else just want one of &#39;em - well your gonna have to fight over them cause i have another offer - a female, and her prices are way better than yours and the results far more sattisfying :lol:

Peace
UKFamousBallsMan

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by UKMan@3 January 2004 - 20:36
First you wanna cut off both my balls, then someone else just want one of &#39;em - well your gonna have to fight over them cause i have another offer - a female, and her prices are way better than yours and the results far more sattisfying :lol:

Peace
UKFamousBallsMan
i can&#39;t really compete with my mum

she wins again :(

:)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@3 January 2004 - 21:43
[QUOTE=UKMan,3 January 2004 - 20:36] First you wanna cut off both my balls, then someone else just want one of &#39;em - well your gonna have to fight over them cause i have another offer - a female, and her prices are way better than yours and the results far more sattisfying :lol:


Noob is one of her results. :frusty:

[UKMan]

thx for the warning bigboab - wrong choice again :unsure:

OK ladies, who had ticket number 2 ;)

Peace
UKHurryUpBeforeIGetChoppedMan

[Snee]

this thread is getting nuts.

[bigboab]

Not Used To Sleeping?

[Snee]

That Acronym is just bollocks.

[bigboab]

Just relax Snny. :rolleyes: I know you have bee deprived of sleep of late. But NUTS in no way comes to BOLLOCKS. :lol:

[bigboab]

Shit you bugger. :( You caught me out again. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Maybe you oughtn&#39;t walk around with yer fly open then :rolleyes:

[Lamsey]

:o



This is terrible. Such punitive measures for such little provocation&#33;

[Snee]

I guess you are right.

Let&#39;s punt on this and do something different. :)

[bigboab]

Snny That is the second time you have caught me out in the last week From tomorrow morning I will be <s>on top of you incessantly</s> *on your case all the time. :lol: :lol:




* This has been made possible with Snny&#39;s complete co-operation. :lol: :lol: :lol: ( a wee in joke)


First strike back. :ph34r:

[Snee]

On my case? As long as you only strike lower case letters, I&#39;m not that impressed.

[bigboab]

Just you get into the lounge. Jonno, Titey and Myself are putting them away as they say. ;)

[Snee]

They aren&#39;t on strike then?