Ever Shit On The Toilet Lid Down

[Adster]

I remember doing it when I was 3 wanted to do something different so I thought id do it with it lid down

[asmithz]

:lol: :lol: That funny

[silent VI]

:o you shit with the lid up :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

Toilet humour. This will bring them out in their droves. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

you ever shit in the tub i did :D

[bigboab]

I dont go in for this toilet stuff <s>Jonn</s> Joob Joob. :lol: I have a bidet in the cloakroom. :lol: :lol: :lol:



For those Scottish people reading this. No it is not an old bidet. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: No I never done that :blink:

I once shat meh boxers :ph34r: I was cutting some wood for a customer (when I worked at the hardware store) and the customer was holding the overhanging wood, I had a fart and squeezed it.........it was&#39;nt a fart :ph34r: ........Man did that smell :lol: .........I went up into the roof store room took off my boxers and stuffed them in the rafters :lol: Their probably still there 8 years on........be a bit crusty by now :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 January 2004 - 13:26
:blink: No I never done that :blink:

I once shat meh boxers :ph34r: I was cutting some wood for a customer (when I worked at the hardware store) and the customer was holding the overhanging wood, I had a fart and squeezed it.........it was&#39;nt a fart :ph34r: ........Man did that smell :lol: .........I went up into the roof store room took off my boxers and stuffed them in the rafters :lol: Their probably still there 8 years on........be a bit crusty by now :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Hope one of those TV make over programmes do that house. I would love to see that. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Spindulik]

Did you ever notice that in most cases, when you really have to take a shit, you can contain yourself, hold back? Usually when you know there are no restrooms available, like on a bus or in the middle of downtown traffic. Yes, it is unbearable at times but you can deal with it.

Then, for some reason, when you know you are within a few minutes of coming home to the bathroom, mysteriously your body becomes less tolerant. You seem to almost lose control. When the time finally comes and you are just two steps from sitting on the toilet, incredibly your anus has a mind of its own. It lets loose an instant discharge, even before your cheeks touch the seat. Why is that?

Have you ever have the same scenario happen above, but when you try to open the bathroom door, it is locked and occupied by somebody else. Then you suddenly have to pucker up and bear the pain? Total reversal of the rectum.

[fugley]

I would never dream of doin it any other way&#33;&#33; :blink:

[mrlessk]

Ok, time out&#33; :angry:
You people need to go read a newspaper or watch the news or something. You&#39;ve obviously run out of interesting things to discuss :P I&#39;ve heard of "bathroom/toilet humor" but this thread reaches new lows for tasteless, insipid topics. :x
For crikey sake, Earth just invaded Mars...don&#39;t you find that interesting?? :lol:
I&#39;m outa here&#33;&#33;....and anyway...WHAT&#39;S THAT SMELL??( :shit: )
mrlessk

[scribblec]

Originally posted by fugley@4 January 2004 - 15:57
I would never dream of doin it any other way&#33;&#33; :blink:
your picture truly disturbing

[fugley]

Originally posted by mrlessk@4 January 2004 - 16:16
Ok, time out&#33; :angry:
&nbsp;
For crikey sake, Earth just invaded Mars...don&#39;t you find that interesting?? :lol:
I&#39;m outa here&#33;&#33;....and anyway...WHAT&#39;S THAT SMELL??(&nbsp; :shit:&nbsp; )
mrlessk
Why did we invade Mars ? Did they have Weapons of Mass Toilet Lid Destruction???

:blink:

[Dapadipz]

Originally posted by fugley+4 January 2004 - 16:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 4 January 2004 - 16:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrlessk@4 January 2004 - 16:16
Ok, time out&#33; :angry:
&nbsp;
For crikey sake, Earth just invaded Mars...don&#39;t you find that interesting?? :lol:
I&#39;m outa here&#33;&#33;....and anyway...WHAT&#39;S THAT SMELL??( :shit: )
mrlessk
Why did we invade Mars ? Did they have Weapons of Mass Toilet Lid Destruction???

:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

I Remember When I Was Year 3 Of Primary School. I Needed A Shit So Bad So I Was Running To The Toilet But I Was Shitting As I Was Running :blink: And When I Got To The Toilet - Shit was Dribbling My Leg :lol: :lol: :lol: :01:

[fugley]

I once shat so hard that me brain got sucked out me arse&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley@4 January 2004 - 16:59
I once shit so hard that me brain got sucked out me arse&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
Then me came here&#33;&#33; :blink:

[Dapadipz]

Originally posted by fugley@4 January 2004 - 16:59
I once shat so hard that me brain got sucked out me arse&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
Dammmnn That Musta Hurt :blink: :helpsmile: :D :lol:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by fugley+4 January 2004 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 4 January 2004 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@4 January 2004 - 16:59
I once shit so hard that me brain got sucked out me arse&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
Then me came here&#33;&#33; :blink: [/b][/quote]
explains alot :rolleyes:


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[fugley]

Originally posted by TheDave+4 January 2004 - 17:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave &#064; 4 January 2004 - 17:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@4 January 2004 - 17:00
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@4 January 2004 - 16:59
I once shit so hard that me brain got sucked out me arse&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
Then me came here&#33;&#33; :blink:
explains alot :rolleyes:


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Stop countin darn it and open the motherinlawin pod bay door at once&#33;&#33;&#33;

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[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Adster@4 January 2004 - 03:32
I remember doing it when I was 3 wanted to do something different so I thought id do it with it lid down
So you shit with the lid up? :lol: :lol:

Glad to see your back Adster. :D

[bujub22]

Originally posted by fugley+4 January 2004 - 12:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 4 January 2004 - 12:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrlessk@4 January 2004 - 16:16
Ok, time out&#33; :angry:
&nbsp;
For crikey sake, Earth just invaded Mars...don&#39;t you find that interesting?? :lol:
I&#39;m outa here&#33;&#33;....and anyway...WHAT&#39;S THAT SMELL??( :shit: )
mrlessk
Why did we invade Mars ? Did they have Weapons of Mass Toilet Lid Destruction???

:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :D :lol: :D

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by fugley@4 January 2004 - 12:59
I once shat so hard that me brain got sucked out me arse&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

Not a pretty sight. I saw a picture of that, at Ogrish one time. I think it is called "total disembowelment".