Smart Ass Shit To Say To Your Significant

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

guy: Do you like the taste of cigarette butts?
girl: No!
guy: Well i don't like the taste of this conversation, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!
:P

[Lamsey]

If you're getting hassle for staring at other girls just tell her she's making a mountain out of a molehill and it's just a storm in a D-cup.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

How long has this been going on???

Not half as long as I'd like it to :lol:

(then duck) :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[muchspl2]

see this thread
http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=90894&hl=respect
allways works ;)

[BigBank_Hank]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

I didn't start it. She just wanted to help me across the street. :lol:

[bujub22]

4 little words shut the fuck up!!!

[sparsely]

in the heat of an argument, I enjoy calmly stating some obscure tidbit of trivia, such as, "did you know that Indonesia is the worlds largest achipelago?"

then, when they look puzzled, go for the throat.

[Marius24]

Originally posted by Sparsely@5 January 2004 - 03:32
in the heat of an argument, I enjoy calmly stating some obscure tidbit of trivia, such as, "did you know that Indonesia is the worlds largest achipelago?"

then, when they look puzzled, go for the throat.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

guy: Why are you so stupid? G.E.D classes aint that hard once you learn to speak human.

[Evil Gemini]

Girl: their is someone else isnt their
Guy: Yes... yes their is

[silent VI]

"im sick of your sh*t b*tch"

[Spindulik]

When I had enough, all I say is "You win." That really pisses them off.

Or, in the middle of the argument, I'll say, "How long is this going argument going to last? I'm tired of it and got some other stuff to do." They just hate it.


"When you are done arguing with me, let me know, so I can finish what I was doing previously".

[silent VI]

When I had enough, all I say is "You win."



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[Thor Son of Thunder]

Most of us guys seem to screw up from time to time. When that happens and you're tired of her complaining, just look real serious at her and tell her that She was the best investment you ever made.

Of Course they always ask what you mean by that.

And when they do ask....just smile and make sure that they can see that you are looking at their a§§ and say, "Look at that, it's twice as big as it was when I first got it".

Usually they forget what it was they were angry about cause now they got something new to be angry about.

[Marius24]

Just agree with everything she says ;)

[AussieSheila]

Originally posted by Spindulik@5 January 2004 - 23:14
When I had enough, all I say is "You win." That really pisses them off.


;) My fave is similar. "You are absolutely right"

PMSL

[exo_body]

yeah agreeing with them is the best. especially if you use the same words ever time they finish a sentence, like "ok then", then jus keep saying it over and over...

another way is while they are ranting away, mention someting about another girl :P but duck your head then...