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JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 09:46 PM
Come post your troubles and woes :)

Dr.Jonno will help :)

Trust me, I'm a Dr. :)

Jonno B)

DanB
01-05-2004, 09:48 PM
Help me Jonno,

I think I am a pair of curtains :blink:

Lamsey
01-05-2004, 09:49 PM
And for those patients who can't trust their doctor unless they can make eye contact:

http://www.davidaerickson.com/peanuts/lucy/album1SPF/009P6082487.jpg

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 09:50 PM
@Dan...You need some Swish track and silicon oil, you will find you will slide very easily :)

@Lamsey.....Please don't plug your own surgery in mine :lol:

Jonno B)

DanB
01-05-2004, 09:50 PM
Thanks Doc. :)

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:01 PM
You're welcome :)

Please take you lolly pop on your way out :)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-05-2004, 10:08 PM
Dear dr. Jonno,

I have a big problem.
I have so much love in me, i sometimes fall in love 5 times a day!!!
I know it sounds fine, but i get too much dates!!
Is it possible to love more then 10 people at the same time???

Sincerely yours,

LovePotion nr9

bigboab
01-05-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@5 January 2004 - 22:01
Please take you lolly pop on your way out :)


Dan I did not know that you was Jonno's father.

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by LovePotion nr. 9@5 January 2004 - 22:08
Dear dr. Jonno,

I have a big problem.
I have so much love in me, i sometimes fall in love 5 times a day!!!
I know it sounds fine, but i get to much dates!!
Is it possible to love more then 10 people at the same time???

Sincerely yours,

LovePotion nr9
It's possible to love a million people at once :)
But your heart will only hold space enough for 1 true love :)


@BB........If he is we will be rich, the first father to be 2 years younger than his son :lol:

Jonno B)

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+5 January 2004 - 23:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 5 January 2004 - 23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LovePotion nr. 9@5 January 2004 - 22:08
Dear dr. Jonno,

I have a big problem.
I have so much love in me, i sometimes fall in love 5 times a day&#33;&#33;&#33;
I know it sounds fine, but i get to much dates&#33;&#33;
Is it possible to love more then 10 people at the same time???

Sincerely yours,

LovePotion nr9
It&#39;s possible to love a million people at once :)
But your heart will only hold space enough for 1 true love :)


@BB........If he is we will be rich, the first father to be 2 years younger than his son :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
you didn&#39;t watch Terminator then? :ph34r:

LovePotion nr. 9
01-05-2004, 10:16 PM
It&#39;s possible to love a million people at once&nbsp;
But your heart will only hold space enough for 1 true love&nbsp;


You are a wise man, Mr. Jonno&#33;&#33;

I will pursue my search for true love and try to go for that million.


I wish you, sr., alot of love in your life.

lp9

Ps. But if i have space for 7 true loves???

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@5 January 2004 - 22:14

you didn&#39;t watch Terminator then? :ph34r:
Passes Sweeks some morphien for her weirdness :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit : @Lovepotion.......Having enough space in your heart for 7 loves will mean that your love cannot be concentrated to 1 special person therefore ruling out the word "Love" :)

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:20 PM
wootmorphine.psfromnowonihavedecidedtousenomorespaces. thankyouforyourattention.

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:21 PM
Call EMP to Skweek&#39;s house with 25cc&#39;s of Space :unsure: STAT&#33;&#33; :lol:

Jonno B)

bigboab
01-05-2004, 10:21 PM
Sorry Doctor for bursting in. But I saw you secretary Joob Joob and he told me to come in as you were not busy.

The trouble I have is that I will only listen to the following bands on my stereo:-

Stumble
Salvation
Slik
Rich Kids
Misfits
Thin Lizzy
Visage
Ultravox

Do you think I have delusions of Grand Ure?

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:22 PM
youdonthavemyaddressnanananana

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:24 PM
I have ordered the EMP to distribute 25cc&#39;s of Space to all houses in Belgium which seem to be making strange moaning noises ;) :P

Jonno B)

Lamsey
01-05-2004, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@5 January 2004 - 21:22
youdonthavemyaddressnanananana
So, so tempting....

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:27 PM
youcantcometotheslumberpartyifyougiveawaymyaddress :P

edit:typo

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:29 PM
I guess that means I ain&#39;t invited then :(

Jonno B)

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:30 PM
youcancometoojonno

LovePotion nr. 9
01-05-2004, 10:31 PM
Edit : @Lovepotion.......Having enough space in your heart for 7 loves will mean that your love cannot be concentrated to 1 special person therefore ruling out the word "Love"&nbsp;


So you say that true love can be only with one person??? :(

That is sad&#33;&#33; :(

If you have more people to love , you will not be bored so soon&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

And if you are not bored, you can give more love....... :wub:

And if you have more love, you can give it to more persons. :wub:

And when you make more persons happy, they will make more people happy. :wub: :wub:

And when all those people etc, etc. :wub: :wub:
:wub:

Am i so crazy with love, that i am too blind to see,

Or am i one-eye in the land of blinds??


Sincerly and with love,

lp9 :wub:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:31 PM
@Skweeks....NahI&#39;mBusywithabigpartyinCanada :P

Jonno B)

Edit @LP9.......If it is True love, bordem will NEVER be an issue :)

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:32 PM
andimsureyoullhavealotoffuntheretoo

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 10:34 PM
onlyinmydreams :(

Jonno :(

bigboab
01-05-2004, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by LovePotion nr. 9@5 January 2004 - 22:31
Or am i one-eye in the land of blinds??


Is this a clue to your identity? Oh loving one? :lol:

DanB
01-05-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+5 January 2004 - 23:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 5 January 2004 - 23:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LovePotion nr. 9@5 January 2004 - 22:31
Or am i one-eye in the land of blinds??


Is this a clue to your identity? Oh loving one? :lol: [/b][/quote]
What are you getting at BB? :blink:

Skweeky
01-05-2004, 10:50 PM
That style of typing...it reminds me of TheDave

bigboab
01-05-2004, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by danb@5 January 2004 - 22:49
What are you getting at BB? :blink:
A one-eyed person Dan. ;)

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:09 PM
And there was me thinking of a snake :lol:

fkdup74
01-05-2004, 11:11 PM
the doc still in?
not sure whats my prob, but im FKDUP though :P
got any medication? you know, the good stuff? :w00t:

bigboab
01-05-2004, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by danb@5 January 2004 - 23:09
And there was me thinking of a snake :lol:
Are you wearing Simon Cowell trousers. Or is your mind just getting nearer to you loins? (I did not understand that either. I am going to lie down in a corner and think about it. :lol: )

Cheese
01-05-2004, 11:12 PM
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DanB
01-05-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@6 January 2004 - 00:12
.. / .... .- ...- . / .- / ... . .-. .. --- ..- ... / .--. .-. --- -... .-.. . -- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .. / -.-. .- -. / --- -. .-.. -.-- / - .- .-.. -.- / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / .... . .-.. .--. / -- . / .--- --- -. -. --- .-.-.-
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/wtf.gif


I&#39;m confused by both posts :lol: :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@5 January 2004 - 23:12
.. / .... .- ...- . / .- / ... . .-. .. --- ..- ... / .--. .-. --- -... .-.. . -- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .. / -.-. .- -. / --- -. .-.. -.-- / - .- .-.. -.- / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / .... . .-.. .--. / -- . / .--- --- -. -. --- .-.-.-
Yes but don&#39;t use then all in one day :)

@Fup......Good stuff??...........Candy floss?? :)

Jonno B)

bigboab
01-05-2004, 11:26 PM
Doctor have you diagnosed my problem yet and why did I have to take my trousers off for a psychological problem?

Spider_dude
01-05-2004, 11:27 PM
dr.jon i have a problem i have a split personality.

Pete Waterman
01-05-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 January 2004 - 23:27
dr.jon i have a problem i have a split personality.
so do i.

internet.news
01-05-2004, 11:29 PM
"pull yourself together" - @someone near the beginning of this thing - you know the curtains guy? you know?? :blink:

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 00:29
"pull yourself together" - @someone near the beginning of this thing - you know the curtains guy? you know?? :blink:
I guess better late than never :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 January 2004 - 23:27
dr.jon i have a problem i have a split personality.
So which one of you would you like me to treat? :)

@BB..........It&#39;s standard practice, you should be thankful you&#39;re not female ;) :lol:

@Dan.....I did know, I just could&#39;nt bring myself to say it :01:

Jonno B)

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 00:35
@Dan.....I did know, I just could&#39;nt bring myself to say it :01:


Its always good to start a thread with a terrible joke :rolleyes:

bigboab
01-05-2004, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@5 January 2004 - 23:35
@BB..........It&#39;s standard practice, you should be thankful you&#39;re not female ;) :lol:


Maybe I would have been thankful if I was. I feel rather sore. :lol: :lol: :lol:

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+6 January 2004 - 00:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 6 January 2004 - 00:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@5 January 2004 - 23:35
@BB..........It&#39;s standard practice, you should be thankful you&#39;re not female ;)&nbsp; :lol:


Maybe I would have been thankful if I was. I feel rather sore. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I am starting to get really worried :unsure:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 11:42 PM
Well some females might, others would walk with a limp and others would keep asking me when I&#39;m gonna start :ph34r:

Jonno B)

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:43 PM
What are you saying? :huh: :blink:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 11:44 PM
You need a diagram? :unsure:

Jonno B)

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:46 PM
No, no, no. <_<

I was reffereing to the limping and havnet started yet comments :lol: :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-05-2004, 11:50 PM
Well, if you think about it, there are small caves in cliff faces and then big old Caves of Drak type things.............for the hav&#39;nt started yet it&#39;s a thing about flying a 747 into the grand canyon........a 747 is massive but.............

Anyway, knee surgery can be nasty :P :lol:

Jonno B)

DanB
01-05-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 00:50
Well, if you think about it, there are small caves in cliff faces and then big old Caves of Drak type things.............for the hav&#39;nt started yet it&#39;s a thing about flying a 747 into the grand canyon........a 747 is massive but.............

Anyway, knee surgery can be nasty :P :lol:

Jonno B)
Very well put

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/clap.gif

Sh1t_H4pp3nz
01-06-2004, 12:01 AM
YEAH I HAVE A PROBLEM...I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP&#33;&#33;

http://www.progz.org/pix/retard.jpg

Spider_dude
01-06-2004, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@6 January 2004 - 00:01
YEAH I HAVE A PROBLEM...I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP&#33;&#33;

http://www.progz.org/pix/retard.jpg
you really are a wanker.

DanB
01-06-2004, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@6 January 2004 - 01:35
you really are a wanker.
seems so :rolleyes:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 12:39 AM
I suggest some chinese worry balls for Sh1t_H4pp3nz :)
Preferably stuffed in a sock and wrapped round your head, I think that would&#39;nt cure you but make us feel better :)

Jonno B)

DanB
01-06-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 01:39
I suggest some chinese worry balls for Sh1t_H4pp3nz :)
Preferably stuffed in a sock and wrapped round your head, I think that would&#39;nt cure you but make us feel better :)

Jonno B)
Blatantly&#33;&#33; a la Scum :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by danb+6 January 2004 - 00:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 6 January 2004 - 00:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 01:39
I suggest some chinese worry balls for Sh1t_H4pp3nz&nbsp; :)
Preferably stuffed in a sock and wrapped round your head, I think that would&#39;nt cure you but make us feel better :)

Jonno B)
Blatantly&#33;&#33; a la Scum :lol: [/b][/quote]
47 37 Carling Sir :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

fkdup74
01-06-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@5 January 2004 - 15:24
@Fup......Good stuff??...........Candy floss?? :)

Jonno B)
er.....well.....you could have Candy take off her....never mind :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 01:50 AM
Candy Sux :) :lol:

Jonno B)

fkdup74
01-06-2004, 05:45 AM
really?.....i&#39;ll take that prescription :lol: :lol: :lol:
as long as she dont bite :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, she can nibble............

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@5 January 2004 - 22:31
@Skweeks....NahI&#39;mBusywithabigpartyinCanada :P

Jonno B)

Edit @LP9.......If it is True love, bordem will NEVER be an issue :)
Dear. Dr. Jonno,

I am still wondering why you keep talking about one true love........ :huh:

Why can&#39;t we have more true loves?

I hope you can clarify.

Also, i think i met (one of..?)my true love(s) yesterday&#33;&#33;

She works at the local gasstation, her name is Gretchen.

She smiled two times when i payed&#33;

I think she will be my wife forever, isn&#39;t that nice?

Tomorrow i will fill up again........ :P


Best regards,

lp9


Btw. can i come to your party in Canada?
I read yellow too, you know....

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 01:52 PM
You can only have one true love because if you share your love between people then you can not pay as much attention to the one you love.
Think of it as a cake: If there are 2 of you you can have half each but if there are 4 of you then you get 50% and the other 3 have to share the other 50%.

As for the girl at the gas station, she will always smell of gas :lol:

Jonno B

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 13:52
You can only have one true love because if you share your love between people then you can not pay as much attention to the one you love.
Think of it as a cake: If there are 2 of you you can have half each but if there are 4 of you then you get 50% and the other 3 have to share the other 50%.

As for the girl at the gas station, she will always smell of gas :lol:

Jonno B
But i have so much love to give&#33;&#33;

Just like you.

I really like you. I saw your picture and must say......... :wub:

Don&#39;t you want to be my true love.......

Maybe then i won&#39;t feel the need to share :P .

You are right about the gasstationgirl, i have just told her we shouldn&#39;t get married. :(

Thank for your time and warmth........


Lp9 :wub:

100%
01-06-2004, 02:03 PM
Im getting confused here. :blink: wtf?

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Zedaxax@6 January 2004 - 14:03
Im getting confused here. :blink: wtf?
Confused??

Confusius says:

Love will conquer confusement&#33;&#33;

LP9

Evil Gemini
01-06-2004, 02:22 PM
*sighs*

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by LovePotion nr. 9@6 January 2004 - 13:59

I really like you. I saw your picture and must say......... :wub:

:blink: You&#39;ve seen what pic?? :blink:

And I hate to tell you but I have a true love already :wub:

Jonno B)

FunkyDawg76
01-06-2004, 02:29 PM
Who do you love?

DanB
01-06-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Zedaxax@6 January 2004 - 15:03
Im getting confused here. :blink: wtf?
me too :blink:

LP9 are you male or female? <_<

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:30 PM
You&#39;ve seen what pic??&nbsp;

All of them&#33;&#33; :lol:
Should i expand on that?? :rolleyes:


And I hate to tell you but I have a true love already&nbsp;

Ahh, well, off to the gasstaion again.......... :P

Lp9

FunkyDawg76
01-06-2004, 02:33 PM
Where&#39;s the gas station?

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by LovePotion nr. 9@6 January 2004 - 14:30


All of them&#33;&#33; :lol:
Should i expand on that?? :rolleyes:


Now THAT I know is&#39;nt true :P Only one person has ALL my pics B)

So yes, Expand on it :)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+6 January 2004 - 14:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 6 January 2004 - 14:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LovePotion nr. 9@6 January 2004 - 14:30


All of them&#33;&#33; :lol:
Should i expand on that?? :rolleyes:


Now THAT I know is&#39;nt true :P Only one person has ALL my pics B)

So yes, Expand on it :)

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
About the one with the guitar??

Or without the guitar........ :P

Or with mrs. ............

You can&#39;t expect me to describe &#39;m all, but you get the drift.........

:P Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by LovePotion nr. 9@6 January 2004 - 14:38

About the one with the guitar??

Or without the guitar........ :P



You can&#39;t expect me to describe &#39;m all, but you get the drift.........

Oh, well........I posted both of them here :rolleyes: :lol:

That&#39;s ok, most of the world has them :lol:

You may describe what you want :P This is a clinic anything goes :D

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+6 January 2004 - 14:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 6 January 2004 - 14:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LovePotion nr. 9@6 January 2004 - 14:38

About the one with the guitar??

Or without the guitar........ :P



You can&#39;t expect me to describe &#39;m all, but you get the drift.........

Oh, well........I posted both of them here :rolleyes: :lol:

That&#39;s ok, most of the world has them :lol:

You may describe what you want :P This is a clinic anything goes :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
A clinic??

Are you ill, my friend??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 02:47 PM
This is Dr.Jonno&#39;s Luuuuuuurv clinic B)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 14:47
This is Dr.Jonno&#39;s Luuuuuuurv clinic B)

Jonno B)
Lurv Clinic???

You mean lurve??

As in Love.......... :P

Do you give clinics aswell?

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 02:52 PM
I thought I&#39;d leave the "E" off for you to finish ;) :D

Do I give clinics?? :blink: I give head :D

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 14:52
I thought I&#39;d leave the "E" off for you to finish ;) :D

Do I give clinics?? :blink: I give head :D

Jonno B)
I give you an E anytime. :lol:

Wtf??

You give head......??? :huh:

Where can i get such a clinic?

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 02:58 PM
Why wtf? :blink: Don&#39;t you give head? :unsure:

And the clinic is right here :D

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 14:58
Why wtf? :blink: Don&#39;t you give head? :unsure:

And the clinic is right here :D

Jonno B)
Me give head??? Bwahhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

But maybe if you teach me......... :huh: :huh: :huh:

Mwahh, have to think about that one.........

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:12 PM
Well all you do is lay the lady (or man whatever floats ya boat) widen their legs.........be gentle, use your tounge to great effect.........I can&#39;t really go into this any deeper :lol: :lol:

NIKKI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;.......... :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 15:12
Well all you do is lay the lady (or man whatever floats ya boat) widen their legs.........be gentle, use your tounge to great effect.........I can&#39;t really go into this any deeper :lol: :lol:

NIKKI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;.......... :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
Thank you&#33;

Is NIKKI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;.......... :helpsmile: your true love??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:25 PM
That&#39;s for me to know and you to find out :P

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 15:25
That&#39;s for me to know and you to find out :P

Jonno B)
Why would i want to find out??

Do you love her??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:29 PM
Course I do, I love everyone :D

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 15:29
Course I do, I love everyone :D

Jonno B)
Wow&#33;&#33;

So you love me too?? :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:37 PM
Yeah why not, you seem like a nice boy :P

Jonno B)

Lamsey
01-06-2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 14:29
Course I do, I love everyone :D

Jonno B)
Hypo? Kill_Sin? Netweiner? TRX? Osama Bin Laden? :ph34r:

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:38 PM
Trust you Lamsey :rolleyes:

Only those who are nice to me :P

Jonno B)

100%
01-06-2004, 03:48 PM
I am worried that this gonna end like in ReturnoftheKing - grouphugging with undramatic dramatic tunes.

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:49 PM
I don&#39;t do group hugs..........I do orgy&#39;s :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 15:49
I don&#39;t do group hugs..........I do orgy&#39;s :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
That is basically the same, isn&#39;t it??

Lp9

Me a boy??? Wtf??

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 03:57 PM
You&#39;re not a boy?? :blink: So you&#39;re a lesbian? :unsure:

Girl at gas station you want to marry? :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 15:57
You&#39;re not a boy?? :blink: So you&#39;re a lesbian? :unsure:

Girl at gas station you want to marry? :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Not a boy means being lesbian???

I like to see myself as an entity......

A love-entity.

I love. Period.

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 04:03 PM
So you&#39;re a shemale :blink:

erm.........Ok :unsure:

Oh well, I like&#39;s ya :)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 16:03
So you&#39;re a shemale :blink:

erm.........Ok :unsure:

Oh well, I like&#39;s ya :)

Jonno B)
Shemale??

No, more a maleher........ :huh:

Or a misteress??

Or.......

No, i am Love Potion nr 9.

I spread love.......

No gender needed for that.

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 04:20 PM
Well if you spread love then we need know no more :)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 16:20
Well if you spread love then we need know no more :)

Jonno B)
More of what??

Don&#39;t you feel my love........... :huh:


Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 04:25 PM
Know more about you :rolleyes:

To be honest altho you are very pleasent and kind, I have to admit you&#39;re weird :unsure:

But That can&#39;t be all bad cos I kinda like ya&#39;s :)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 16:25
Know more about you :rolleyes:

To be honest altho you are very pleasent and kind, I have to admit you&#39;re weird :unsure:

But That can&#39;t be all bad cos I kinda like ya&#39;s :)

Jonno B)
You allready seem to know much about me.

Before i got my degree in spreading love, i aquired a masters in weirdology.

Both study&#39;s are quite complementary, you know.......

And i think you know, because you sound lovely and weird too........

What university did you visit??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 04:35 PM
The university of life :)

You learn to love, you learn to lose, you learn to live and eventually learn to die :)

And learn to drink in the middle of all that :D

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 16:35
The university of life :)

You learn to love, you learn to lose, you learn to live and eventually learn to die :)

And learn to drink in the middle of all that :D

Jonno B)
Learn to die????????

How do you do that??

Is there a degree in that??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 04:45 PM
You learn about death. I&#39;d like to drop that subject now, sorry for saying it but it was part of my line :)

Now...............What country are you from lp9? :)

Jonno B)

Aaron_T
01-06-2004, 04:48 PM
is the world flat or round, seriously think about it, it must be flat ive always believed that the world is round but now im beginning to wonder because ifit wa round round wouldnt people in China be upside down, you may think im stupid but i thought about it and im in 2 minds














:lol:

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 16:45
You learn about death. I&#39;d like to drop that subject now, sorry for saying it but it was part of my line :)

Now...............What country are you from lp9? :)

Jonno B)
Denmark the last time i checked............

And you??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 05:06 PM
Can&#39;t you tell? :lol:

I&#39;m an Englishman :)

Danish huh, you guys got good bacon :)

Jonno B)

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 17:06
Can&#39;t you tell? :lol:

I&#39;m an Englishman :)

Danish huh, you guys got good bacon :)

Jonno B)
Bacon??

Is that a sexual thing....... :huh:

Or do you mean that meat from a pig??

Lp9

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 05:22 PM
It could be a sexual thing, I mean slang for a penis is "Pork" :lol:

Jonno B)

DanB
01-06-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by LovePotion nr. 9@6 January 2004 - 17:22


Don&#39;t you feel my love........... :huh:



Is that what&#39;s poking me in the back :lol: :lol:

LovePotion nr. 9
01-06-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 17:22
It could be a sexual thing, I mean slang for a penis is "Pork" :lol:

Jonno B)
Ahhh, i learn so much from you&#33;&#33;

You porky man&#33;&#33;

Lp9

bigboab
01-06-2004, 10:22 PM
Dear Dr Jonno

I have been unable to sleep for the last couple of days/nights. I am very restless and fidgety. I noticed that a couple of our Swedish friend are having the same trouble. Could this be the start of another SARS type epidemic. I suppose we could call it SAD Scandinavian All night Delirium. Is it catching? Can we get, or have caught it from our keyboards. Should we wear gloves when we type? It would appear that a lot of members are already using gloves to type. Do they know something? Definately one or two of them are SAD individuals. :lol:

UKMan
01-06-2004, 10:34 PM
Dear Dr.Jonno,
I would like to refute the last letter, allthough very friendly, its a missconception that Swedes are insomniacs or suffer from SAD. Allthough i have been known to wear gloves on occasion, this is because of the climate and i dont wish to freak my little tadpoles.

Yours
UKSwedeMan

JONNO_CELEBS
01-06-2004, 10:52 PM
Everyone suffers from SAD , I am :( But it&#39;s nothing to do with whether :(

But what I recomend for you both is a piture on your cieling of a beautiful sunset :)

That way it&#39;s a wonderful summers eve all year round :)

Jonno B)

bigboab
01-06-2004, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 January 2004 - 22:52
Everyone suffers from SAD , I am :( But it&#39;s nothing to do with whether :(

But what I recomend for you both is a piture on your cieling of a beautiful sunset :)

That way it&#39;s a wonderful summers eve all year round :)

Jonno B)
But I sleep face down doctor. :rolleyes:

UKMan
01-06-2004, 10:55 PM
That is so sweet Jonno - many thx B)

Do i have to take down the mirrors i have there??

*rushes out to shops to buy nice pics and paint*