I Lost My Lighter

[internet.news]

WTYF!!! HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

[internet.news]

It's ok :) found it now - felt lounge owrthy all the dame :)

Exit: Fiucjk typos

[Cheese]

Would it help if we all flamed you?

edit: too slow...

[chalice]

http://www.fireworksfx.com/images/zippo.jpg

[DarthInsinuate]

its the force willing you to stop smoking, or God, whichever you believe in

[BigBank_Hank]

Have you recovered from the other night yet?

[internet.news]

HEy I found it - it was surely mneant to be (care of Chalice)

[Spider_dude]

i would advise you to turn on the gas cooker and try and light it from there, but the state you will be in, it is best not too attempt it.

[internet.news]

OK - Just tried to get alight from the kettle bu tnow my head stuck - answeers please....................

[ChillyBilly]

Man never lose your lighter.........it dont help much B)

[internet.news]

Cheers Dave

[chalice]

Light a candle with the cooker. If you haven't got a candle, you're f*cked.

[internet.news]

Originally posted by chalice@6 January 2004 - 00:11
Light a candle with the cooker. If you haven't got a candle, you're f*cked.
How the fuick can I my head's stusck in a kettle :(

[chalice]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+6 January 2004 - 01:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 6 January 2004 - 01:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@6 January 2004 - 00:11
Light a candle with the cooker. If you haven&#39;t got a candle, you&#39;re f*cked.
How the fuick can I my head&#39;s stusck in a kettle :( [/b][/quote]
:lol:
Phone an ambulance and tell them to bring a lighter.

[internet.news]

:( I&#39;ve been trying rthat but they can&#39;t hear me (cos the kettle)


yo9 phone them for me?

[chalice]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 01:15
:( I&#39;ve been trying rthat but they can&#39;t hear me (cos the kettle)


yo9 phone them for me?
Plug the kettle in. They&#39;ll soon get the picture.

[internet.news]

WHayIoutaaaa :angry: :angry: :angry:


Seriously thogu I tried that befire and got a light but couldn&#39;t get my head out - had the amoke and then chkoed

[internet.news]

OK - Seriously though I lost it again? (I had it only 2 mins ago) :(

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 01:25
OK - Seriously though I lost it again? (I had it only 2 mins ago) :(
check your ass. you may be sitting on it.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 00:25
OK - Seriously though I lost it again? (I had it only 2 mins ago) :(
Your evil hand returned from the dead and is now playing mind games with you, damn that hand IS evil :ph34r:

[FunkyDawg76]

I don&#39;t encourage smoking.

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by FunkyDawg76@6 January 2004 - 02:57
I don&#39;t encourage smoking.
i dont encourage spamming on your first day. or is it dave?

[FunkyDawg76]

Who spammed?

[Spider_dude]

blue peter badge is on your way.

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/youmofospammed.JPG

[FunkyDawg76]

Hey, how do you take pictures like that?

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by FunkyDawg76@6 January 2004 - 03:10
Hey, how do you take pictures like that?
i got my camera out and took a picture of the screen. i then nipped down to boots and got it developed, scanned the pic in and hosted it on a website, then linked it to here. [/sarcasm]

[FunkyDawg76]

Thats cool. You gotta teach me.

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by FunkyDawg76@6 January 2004 - 03:15
Thats cool. You gotta teach me.
I&#39;LL TEACH YOU WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. I WILL SLIP INTO YOUR THOUGHTS SUBCONSCIOUSLY AND LIKE URI GELLAR I WILL TELL YOU THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW. SHIT CAPS.

[FunkyDawg76]

Really? You can do that? So cool. B)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by FunkyDawg76@6 January 2004 - 03:19
Really? You can do that? So cool. B)
i can do whatever i like.

[FunkyDawg76]

Really? You can do whatever you want? So cool. B)

[Adster]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+6 January 2004 - 13:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 6 January 2004 - 13:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FunkyDawg76@6 January 2004 - 03:15
Thats cool. You gotta teach me.
I&#39;LL TEACH YOU WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING. I WILL SLIP INTO YOUR THOUGHTS SUBCONSCIOUSLY AND LIKE URI GELLAR I WILL TELL YOU THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW. SHIT CAPS. [/b][/quote]
STOP YELLING AT EVERYONE ITS BAD FOR OUR HEALTH

[FunkyDawg76]

Who cares about being healthy?

[Skweeky]

Are you going to die too when you hit 1000posts? :huh:

[FunkyDawg76]

What? no

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 03:24
Are you going to die too when you hit 1000posts? :huh:
we can only hope skweeky.





:blink:

Je moeder heeft een snor

[Skweeky]

awwwww :(

Why not? :&#39;(

@SD: Ja weet ik man, ze scheert zich elke dag

[Adster]

I was talking about the caps not literately help :lol:

BTW smoking sux never touched one in my life anyway its disgusting



Are you going to die too when you hit 1000posts

Hope so ppl will be more happy

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 03:26
awwwww :(

Why not? :&#39;(

@SD: Ja weet ik man, ze scheert zich elke dag
he will eventually


@skw

Laat u door nen olifant pakken eikel
Als gij in de spiegel kijkt dan barst hij

[Skweeky]

@SD: sorry, olifanten zijn wat te hoog gegrepen voor mij. En spreek AN, Vlaams ziet er zo lelijk uit getypt

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Skweeky@6 January 2004 - 03:28
@SD: sorry, olifanten zijn wat te hoog gegrepen voor mij. En spreek AN, Vlaams ziet er zo lelijk uit getypt
sorry skweeky i can&#39;t have a threesome with you this week i am busy, maybe next week. sorry i didn&#39;t know how to say this in flemish.


but you can still

Kust m&#39;n kloete

[Skweeky]

As long as you take care of that elephant too, it&#39;s all well for me

[Spider_dude]

ok

Skweeky, je bent de mooiste vrouw op deze aardkloot, ik wil alles voor je doen, zeg maar waar ik moet beginnen

[Skweeky]

awwwww SD, how sweet of you


You can start by giving me a Bloody Mary, I need a drink

[Spider_dude]

ok, it is 2.49am here in bonny l&#39;ecosse so it will have to be quick drink.

[Skweeky]

It&#39;s 4.05 in good old Belgique. Plenty of time I&#39;d say :D

[internet.news]

wtf - i LOST IT AGAN :( =- ILLKEALL OVE THE PLASCE ANSD i CAN&#39;T FINSD A LIGHRTE

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@8 January 2004 - 02:04
wtf - i LOST IT AGAN :( =- ILLKEALL OVE THE PLASCE ANSD i CAN&#39;T FINSD A LIGHRTE
The hand did it... :ph34r: