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CoolMac
01-06-2004, 01:22 AM
Check ur Site!! (http://www.netmechanic.com/server_check/site_monitoring.htm)

Just please don't buy the full version :P

supersonic
01-06-2004, 02:17 AM
Doh! !!!!@$#%$ I have a site monitor works to see if my site is down and sends alerts when it's down. The site monitor works 24/7 4 only FREE $.

Money Fist
01-06-2004, 02:19 AM
wots it do
cant be arsed to DL it (im a 56ker)

my site is crap any way

will this tell me if some one finally visited my site?

supersonic
01-06-2004, 02:30 AM
Not mine, because mine only tests the site if it is working and UPTIME of the site. It notifies me of errors in the website, such as Bandwidth exceeded s...

CoolMac
01-06-2004, 03:38 AM
more than anything it will test the ping, speed, average time for downloading a (i don't remember the size) file,etc.

echidna
01-21-2004, 04:50 PM
[i]Originally posted by Fiber+6 January 2004 - 13:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fiber &#064; 6 January 2004 - 13:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>wots it do
cant be arsed to DL it (im a 56ker)

my site is crap any way

will this tell me if some one finally visited my site?[/b]
it won&#39;t

it won&#39;t tell you that your site sucks either

but i might

is it this one http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/fiber/ ???

instead i&#39;ll give you some advise, internet security advise shouldn&#39;t be taken from a site riddled with broken links


if you can&#39;t find the broken links by hand, try using xenu link sleuth which is a great tool.
and a free site counter will tell you of hits to your pages

oh and i think you&#39;re breaking the rules with your sig
<!--QuoteBegin-http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?act=boardrules
3. Spam is not permitted in any form. Any posting or messaging of junk content is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to: unsolicited advertising, deceptive links, repetitive postings, postings or messaging for the purpose of commercial or personal gain, [b]links to online popularity game sites (i.e. outwars, kings of chaos, Porn Star Guru, etc.) This also applies to content in signatures and avatars. Any questions or requests related to this subject may be sent to the forum administrators.[/quote]

so i suggest losing it might be a bright idea, cause i&#39;m guessing that the rule will apply

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back on topic :: there are so many ways to get this kind of server uptime style data without paying though - so why pay for it?

Money Fist
01-22-2004, 02:31 PM
Edna STFU

i dissed ya ass off before
dont make me do it again
Endna dies (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=80591&st=30&hl=)

plus that site was for a little school project
long ago
links are not broken if they never worked in the first place
(i never bothered to make them pages for the links)


10. Do not Stalk. Do not travel the boards looking for people who you feel are breaking rules so you can tell them off. Do not warn people of the rules when they first arrive - that can be insulting. If someone is being a nuisance on the board, and a moderator is aware of the situation, consider backing off. Goading and provoking troublemakers takes control of the situation away from the moderator and makes their role more difficult.

ALSO: at least i dont advertise that i have a sorry ass site like u do

Mïcrösöül°V³
01-23-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Fiber@22 January 2004 - 08:31


10. Do not Stalk. Do not travel the boards looking for people who you feel are breaking rules so you can tell them off. Do not warn people of the rules when they first arrive - that can be insulting. If someone is being a nuisance on the board, and a moderator is aware of the situation, consider backing off. Goading and provoking troublemakers takes control of the situation away from the moderator and makes their role more difficult.


I think what you mean is "Don&#39;t be an asshole"&#33; That should be understood, but some seem to find a way to do just that. I personally couldn&#39;t care any less what people do in here.. I think its funny. :lol:

echidna
01-25-2004, 07:08 AM
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you certainly give me the shits. I think simply posting someone elses comments from the page you linked to will illuminate how you contributed there.


Originally posted by dusk+20 November 2003 - 02:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dusk &#064; 20 November 2003 - 02:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Fiber@19 November 2003 - 02:58
lets start that again
put down your Thesaurus
EDNA&nbsp; :lol:

you aint shit but a bitch

your a dumb ass for leaving ° in you html coding
try proof reading your code you stupid noob


Dude are u gay???


hahaha

fear of competition? os just plain postwhoring?

be constructive dont fuck up the topic...

(i was gonna say bitch in the end, but you would probably like it huh Fiber..)



PS: by your posts i can see your are 15 year old obese antisocial buttyboy...

why do u people say n00b all the time, xit you loose lots of quality posts because of that... whats next ??? Oldie?

and dont call me a fuckin n00b or ill hit in the head with my datatronic[/b][/quote]

you seem to think you have beaten me in some imaginary game of wits you have invented, by condesendingly pointed out to me that MSword is a word proccessor (though you still haven&#39;t explained a solution to the issue you started laughing at me about).

i don&#39;t really care who you are or if you end up smeared on the underside of a train.
Just stop posing as someone who has knowledge which you do not, because the bluff isn&#39;t working.
PS :: Why are you so desperate to keep proving that you are such a f#ck-wit?

Money Fist
01-29-2004, 11:12 AM
let it go dawg, its over

your the fool, trying to start trouble
and im the one that taught u a lesson

swallow it will ya
take like a man (i mean woman)

ADDED:
though you still haven&#39;t explained a solution to the issue you started laughing at me about
i also stated "no offence." which means i wasnt makin laughing to annoy u

seems to me lamsey isnt the only hormonal bomb

echidna
02-05-2004, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Fiber@29 January 2004 - 22:12
and im the one that taught u a lesson
What lesson kid?
All that ancient history is still unexplained, still no actual answer back in that other post you linked to.
If you do have an M&#036; solution to generate legitamate character encoding for html please explain it in that other thread.
All i have read from you (Oh, Mighty Officially Qualified One) is the digital equivalent of smelly hot air,
and hassling me for spelling errors&#33;
(chasing spelling errors on this board alone would be a lifetimes work).
Yet you seem to think you have explained something to me,
i cannot find where you have written it if you have.
basically; i presented a problem as an aside to a thread
you found mirth at my predicament and expressed such
i took exception at your mirth because you did not explain a solution (it had fucked up my whole day)
you continued not to explain any solution
the situation rapidly disintergrated into a flame war
you act as if you, as you put it, have taught me a lesson. while continuing not to explain a solution

i&#39;m still not amused by your pathetic idea of humour, but mostly i don&#39;t care, except that you maintain this weird falacy of superiority while you demonstate something radically different.

h1
02-05-2004, 07:17 PM
Ahhh, internet fights...

TRshady
02-05-2004, 08:58 PM
"let it go dawg, its over"

That would sound so much better if you said it first ... lemme continue it for ya:

I dont wanna be like this, I dont wanna hurt nobodys feelings,
But im only being real when I say, no body wants to hear a grandfather rap .... :P

Eminem : Nail in the coffin
For those who wanna check it out. :)

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[ Stay On Topic ]

I.am
02-05-2004, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by TRshady@5 February 2004 - 13:58
"let it go dawg, its over"

That would sound so much better if you said it first ... lemme continue it for ya:

I dont wanna be like this, I dont wanna hurt nobodys feelings,
But im only being real when I say, no body wants to hear a grandfather rap .... :P

Eminem : Nail in the coffin
For those who wanna check it out. :)

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[ Stay On Topic ]
:lol: Now thats more irritating Shady :lol: :lol:


Echidna, you didnt have to be so rude and neither does fiber needs to be now. Why not just leave it before some spooky nerd(ask............) comes in and reports unnecessarily :lol:

TRshady
02-05-2004, 09:36 PM
lol I.am ... just doing my best to remain controversial. :P
No, I apologize .... that wasn&#39;t called for .. just dont like people using my homeboys lyrics and passing it off as thier own. Credit should be given where due ....

Money Fist
02-09-2004, 02:24 AM
@ TRshady
well "let it go dawg" was the best way to put the situation across to edna
hell yea rate shady for that. ;)

@ I.am
im only being rude in response
we all know clearly about who started on who
(we can even make a fukin poll about it)

1. starts off by calling me kid and ignorant (i let this go <_< )
2. then i get a PMs calling me a fukin "trick or treater"
for not replying (pissed me off)
3. grave digging this topic and stalking (more pissed off)

these are actions of kids

but so far im pleased with how ive handled her :smilie4:

guess its pride that keeps me dissing her
bottom line is she fuked up this nice topic
by provoking me (doing name searches on me)
could of been avoided but nooooo&#33;
excuse wot im about to say (it comes from the heart)



@ edna
[Removed]

echidna
02-10-2004, 05:42 AM
i didn&#39;t see fiber&#39;s response [a shame really] but i bet it still did not provide a solution.
but fiber&#39;s martyr-complex is still in full effect. [i also bet that fiber&#39;s response was highly constructive]
i didn&#39;t mean to ruin a topic only to continue a dispute.
[a dispute in which i maintain that i am right, while all that comes as rebuke is insult & hot air
:: note: i am not the protagonist who has had their posts edited]

Rip The Jacker
02-10-2004, 06:07 AM
Lets keep this thread flame-free. ;)

I.am
02-10-2004, 07:00 AM
Enough :)

Money Fist
02-10-2004, 08:28 AM
i didn&#39;t mean to ruin a topic only to continue a dispute.
[a dispute in which i maintain that i am right, while all that comes as rebuke is insult & hot air
*cough* yea right