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[muchspl2]

http://www.cnn.com/health.htm (http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html)


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AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.


ive know this for a while its also high on protien and a female antidepression tell all that to your girl and your getting head more than you want it <_<

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

"The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent."

:D

[Templar]

Originally posted by muchspl2@7 January 2004 - 22:47
http://www.cnn.com/health.htm (http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html)


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EDIT: lol nvm :01:

[muchspl2]

shhhh

[hobbes]

The study forgot to add that it makes their skin glow with youthful radiance.

[NikkiD]

Yes... look at me... do I look 30?

Oh... wait... :ph34r:

[Keikan]

your 30?

[abu_has_the_power]

Originally posted by Keikan@7 January 2004 - 21:53
your 30?
ur a woman? :huh:

[NikkiD]

Actually I&#39;m 31... shhhh don&#39;t tell anyone...

And no... I&#39;m not a woman... I just play one online... :lol:

[abu_has_the_power]

Originally posted by NikkiD@7 January 2004 - 21:58

And no... I&#39;m not a woman... I just play one online... :lol:
i&#39;m guessing ur being sarcastic? :huh: :blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power+7 January 2004 - 21:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (abu_has_the_power @ 7 January 2004 - 21:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@7 January 2004 - 21:58

And no... I&#39;m not a woman... I just play one online...&nbsp; :lol:
i&#39;m guessing ur being sarcastic? :huh: :blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Me???? Sarcastic???


















Yup... :)

[abu_has_the_power]

Originally posted by NikkiD+7 January 2004 - 22:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 7 January 2004 - 22:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@7 January 2004 - 21:59
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@7 January 2004 - 21:58

And no... I&#39;m not a woman... I just play one online... :lol:
i&#39;m guessing ur being sarcastic? :huh: :blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure:
Me???? Sarcastic???


















Yup... :) [/b][/quote]
sarcasim has always confused me. so u r a woman? oh god i need some sleep. i&#39;ve had bout 4 hrs of sleep in the past 2 days

[NikkiD]

Yes, I am a woman. :)

[abu_has_the_power]

Originally posted by NikkiD@7 January 2004 - 22:15
Yes, I am a woman. :)
i c. straight answers work so much better&#33; lol. whoa. i always thought u were a man&#33; whoa&#33; lol

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@8 January 2004 - 03:15
Yes, I am a woman. :)
You had me VERY worried there :ph34r: :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@7 January 2004 - 22:17
You had me VERY worried there :ph34r: :P :lol:

Jonno B)
If I wasn&#39;t a woman, I&#39;d have to be very good at disguising my voice&#33;&#33;&#33; It would be hard to keep up a female impersonation for oh... say 42 minutes??? ;)

[muchspl2]

Originally posted by NikkiD@7 January 2004 - 22:15
Yes, I am a woman. :)
pic&#39;s http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/x.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD+8 January 2004 - 03:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD &#064; 8 January 2004 - 03:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@7 January 2004 - 22:17
You had me VERY worried there :ph34r: :P :lol:

Jonno B)
If I wasn&#39;t a woman, I&#39;d have to be very good at disguising my voice&#33;&#33;&#33; It would be hard to keep up a female impersonation for oh... say 42 minutes??? ;) [/b][/quote]
:D was it only that long, seemed like hours and I could have gone all day ;)

Also your tits are far to big to be a bloke :P

Jonno B)

Edit@muchspl2 ............Yes she has several, very very nice, oh how you&#39;d love to see them.........a song springs to mind..........She&#39;s my Cherrie Pie :D

[abu_has_the_power]

i saw ur pic nikkid. that&#39;s much better. others won&#39;t confuse u with a man like i did. lol


was it only that long, seemed like hours and I could have gone all day&nbsp;

Also your tits are far to big to be a bloke&nbsp;

Jonno&nbsp;

i hope u understand that ur talking to a mod. show some respect

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by muchspl2@7 January 2004 - 22:26
pic&#39;s http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/x.gif
Of me? :blink:

There are none. Shutup Bo&#33;&#33;

@ Jonno... my tits are too big? Finally someone agrees with me&#33;&#33;&#33; You shut up too&#33;&#33; There are NO pics&#33;&#33;

[muchspl2]

actually I think I have seen one or two making the rounds, didn&#39;t you make the cover of mod monthly :D

[abu_has_the_power]

Originally posted by muchspl2@7 January 2004 - 22:33
actually I think I have seen one or two making the rounds, didn&#39;t you make the cover of mod monthly :D
u did? there&#39;s a mag called mod monthly? :blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure: :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Nikki............I told you what I think of your tits ;)

They look different in the videos tho :lol: :lol:

Ooo she&#39;s gonna slap me soon :lol:

*Disclaimer: I do not know of any such pictures/videos etc of NikkiD apart from those posted on this board* And 1 or 2 others :)

Jonno B)

[Studly]

I made a video once :)

[kAb]

Originally posted by muchspl2@7 January 2004 - 20:26
pic&#39;s
There are many. You just missed out on them. signed up to late

this is you : :sadwalk:

this is us who did not miss out on them: :w00t:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@7 January 2004 - 22:49
@Nikki............I told you what I think of your tits ;)

They look different in the videos tho :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Ooo she&#39;s gonna slap me soon :lol:

*Disclaimer: I do not know of any such pictures/videos etc of NikkiD apart from those posted on this board* And 1 or 2 others :)

Jonno B)
1 or 2 other boards or 1 or 2 other videos? :blink:

I give up. <_<

Okay... there are pics... most of them are on this board somewhere... thanks to Ron and his prolific posting...

There are no, I repeat NO videos.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I was talking about pics :rolleyes: , sheesh, could you imagine a video?? :o
OMG, I think everyone here should do one just to get Nikki to o one :lol:

j/k, k ;)

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@7 January 2004 - 23:43
I was talking about pics :rolleyes: , sheesh, could you imagine a video?? :o
OMG, I think everyone here should do one just to get Nikki to o one :lol:

j/k, k ;)

Jonno B)
Okay now I&#39;m just confused. :huh: :blink: :unsure:

[hobbes]

I saw the NikkiD video and I must say that I preferred the book.

[GCNaddict]

Originally posted by NikkiD+8 January 2004 - 03:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 8 January 2004 - 03:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-muchspl2@7 January 2004 - 22:26
pic&#39;s http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/x.gif
Of me? :blink:

There are none. Shutup Bo&#33;&#33;

@ Jonno... my tits are too big? Finally someone agrees with me&#33;&#33;&#33; You shut up too&#33;&#33; There are NO pics&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
heeheehee bigtits&#33;

yes there were multiple pics circulating the forums nikkiD

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by hobbes@7 January 2004 - 23:54
I saw the NikkiD video and I must say that I preferred the book.
I generally prefer books. One&#39;s own imagination is usually far better than a director&#39;s interpretation. :ph34r:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by NikkiD+8 January 2004 - 06:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 8 January 2004 - 06:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@7 January 2004 - 23:54
I saw the NikkiD video and I must say that I preferred the book.
I generally prefer books. One&#39;s own imagination is usually far better than a director&#39;s interpretation. :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Yeah, the boobs were top drawer, no doubt, but when I think of NikkiD from the book, those simply weren&#39;t the boobs I envisioned for her.

[NikkiD]

I thought the boobs worked rather well, but I always pictured myself taller.

Okay now this is just getting silly. :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I always picture you lower..........I mean shorter :lol:

I would read a book but the only book I own is the 7th anual Popup Playboy :lol:

Jonno B)

[Keikan]

What are we talking about again?

[NikkiD]

Blowjobs... kinda went a little off topic when a few people questioned my gender.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

How the hell did you get to blowjobs?? :blink:

Not that I&#39;m complaining, would you like a cusion for your knees? :D

Over the lips, under the gums, look out stomach here it cums :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

It&#39;s what the thread was about in the first place, it wasn&#39;t an offer&#33;&#33;

Oh well... in that case... :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh was it :rolleyes: I only posted in here cos you did :lol:

*drops trousers*

:D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Are you following me again? :ph34r:

*faints* (can&#39;t remember the url for the thud smilie and can&#39;t be arsed to look for it)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@8 January 2004 - 05:43
Are you following me again? :ph34r:

*faints* (can&#39;t remember the url for the thud smilie and can&#39;t be arsed to look for it)
I follow you to the ends of earth :) Provinding you pay for my travel :lol:

:lol: :lol: You lazy sod :lol: :lol:

*tries to wake you up by slapping you........with "It"* :D

Wakey wakey wanky wanky :lol:

Oh man, you suck <_< .............hmmm.........Ooooo :blink: :o :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@8 January 2004 - 03:29



was it only that long, seemed like hours and I could have gone all day

Also your tits are far to big to be a bloke

Jonno

i hope u understand that ur talking to a mod. show some respect
:o I just saw this :lol: :lol:

Hey Nikki, I&#39;m not respecting you, you gonna punish me like last night? :D

Jonno B)

[LovePotion nr. 9]

Just in:


Bassplayer Paul Simms Fellated&#33;&#33;

COLUMBUS, OH—According to reports, area musician Paul Simms, bass player for the local grunge/punk band The Dead Taybacks, was fellated early Sunday morning by an unknown woman. The fellatio, which occurred during a late-night party following a Dead Taybacks show at the Tar Pit in downtown Columbus, was described as "totally rockin&#39;" by Simms, who formerly played bass for Claw Jockey.


Area bassist Paul Simms recently enjoyed oral sex. He attributed the fortuitous encounter to his status as a "rock" musician, which creates a tremendous sexual energy that makes him irresistible to "chicks."
A part-time college student who is currently looking for a place to stay, Simms was unable to identify his fellater, as he passed out shortly thereafter. Nonetheless, he remains optimistic about future occurrences of fellatio in his life, and credits his status as a band member for his fellatio success.

"The whole rock thing—the hair, the ripped clothes, the total disillusionment with the overwhelming, crushing commercialism of modern American life," said Simms, flipping his long, tousled locks out of his eyes with a flip of his hand. "Chicks dig it."

According to witnesses, the fellatio occurred in the alley behind the Tar Pit. At approximately 3:52 a.m., the unknown fellatist unbuckled the belt and lowered the trousers worn by Simms and proceeded to lick, stroke and suck his exposed penis.

"It was awesome," commented Simms. "But don&#39;t get the wrong idea here. Fellatio isn&#39;t what it&#39;s all about. For me, the most important thing is still the music. The beer, the parties and the anonymous random orally induced orgasms are just a tiny part of it."

According to Simms, The Dead Taybacks will soon embark on a five-day tour of southern Ohio, during which he believes he has an excellent chance of receiving additional fellatio.

"I hear we&#39;re really big in the Oberlin area," Simms said. "My sister&#39;s friend Steve goes to school down there, and she said he thinks he&#39;s heard of us."

The Dead Taybacks&#39; first out-of-town date is May 4, when the band will play before an expected 70 people at a Dayton, OH, Knights of Columbus hall.

In addition to the upcoming tour, Simms is hopeful The Dead Taybacks upcoming six-song cassette will also help him land enjoyable oral sex.

"Yeah, we&#39;re gonna do a new tape, which will include some songs from our seven-inch EP," Simms said. "A friend of ours borrowed a cassette four-track, so it will be pretty good quality. We&#39;ll shop it around, and maybe a local label will pick it up. If not, this record store downtown might sell it on consignment for us. That would be awesome."

Simms said the band has saved "over &#036;75" to record the new cassette, including &#036;11 from a recent show at the Drift-On-Inn Bar and Grill.

"We got paid &#036;40 for that gig," Dead Taybacks drummer and part-time Video Zone clerk Jim Klapisch explained. "But most of that money went toward paying for the flyers."

Band members nevertheless maintain that the money, like the sex, is just a small part of what keeps them going.

"When we get into a van to go to a gig, we rarely talk about how much money we&#39;ll pocket or how many babes will be in the audience," Simms said. "After the show, however, that&#39;s pretty much all we talk about."

According to sources close to the band, Sunday was no exception, as Simms told bandmates everything he could remember about the previous night&#39;s sexual escapade.

Simms also suddenly put off plans to quit the band, though he maintains that his recent sexual encounter had nothing to do with his sudden change of heart.

Experts were not surprised that Simms was the recipient of such a bold sexual favor, one that is not traditionally a casual exchange between partners.

"Being a member of a rock band is very alluring from a sexual standpoint," said Yale University&#39;s Nora Hayes, one of the nation&#39;s leading authorities on college-area band-related sexual activity. "Men and women in bands are considered &#39;cool&#39; by their peers, and that, when combined with a visceral, sweaty performance on the part of the musician, makes them very attractive from a mating standpoint."

"That stuff used to happen to me all the time," said Gary Thortle, 29, who played keyboards for Penthouse Sweet while a student at Ohio State. Thortle has since graduated and is now temping for a Columbus-area QualiTemps. "God, I miss those days."

Added former Zen Monkey guitarist and lead singer Ronald Gick: "God, I miss those days."


I will start practicing the Bass now. :o

Lp9

[Busyman]

Originally posted by muchspl2@7 January 2004 - 23:47
http://www.cnn.com/health.htm (http://www.qfl.8k.com/z1023032.html)


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That website is fake but............

I&#39;m not telling the ladies that when I hand the print out to them. :lol:

"See it&#39;s good for YOU too" :lol: :lol: :D