Houston We Have A Problem!

[I.am]

Pick yours:


Yahoobot (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=96814)

http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/080104-yahoo.gif or

or
googlebot (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=96171)


http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/080104-google.gif

:o

Dilemma of 2004 :o :o :o

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by I.am@8 January 2004 - 09:49
Pick yours:


Yahoobot (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=96814)

http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/080104-yahoo.gif or

or
googlebot (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=96171)


http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/080104-google.gif

:o

Dilemma of 2004 :o :o :o
oh no not another one

[silent VI]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: im yahoobot i was just screwin with googlebot guy :lol:

[googlebot]

Google believes the correct expression is: meh.

Bring it on Yahoo.

[yahoobot]

meh yahoo has arrived :angry: i am here to own you once again

[ungooglebot]

together yahoo and ungoogle is much stronger

[Marius24]

all those bots are gay :angry:


yahoo bot ownz googlebot :D

[googlebot]

Search: "Marius24 is gay"

Google says:


Searched the web for Marius24 is gay.  Results 1 - 10 of about 76,000,000,000,000. Search took 0.11 seconds


Google questions your sexuality. Are you gay? See?

[googlebot]

Google believes that yahoobot is the gayist bot he has ever seen, Google believes that yahoo sounds like a gay person's greeting.


Edit: Googlebot must leave now to save some children from a burning building, Google also has a soft side, see?

[Rappy]

i pick Altavistabot

[Marius24]

googlebot, search yourself and see if your gay. I bet u find many results ;)

[Marius24]

Searched the web for is googlebot gay. Results 1 - 10 of about 5,790. Search took 0.18 seconds. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=is+googlebot+gay&btnG=Google+Search) ;)

[Rappy]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/080104-ScreenHunter_002.jpg :o

[Askjeevesbot]

The #1 Rated Bot has entered the room

[yahoobot]

yahoobot is the gayist bot he has ever seen,

yahoo disagrees, yahoo questions googlebots ablity to spell. What is gayist? did you mean gayest?



Re: what do i need to sell weed -this is what you need 
... crawler11.googlebot.com Wednesday, 24-Dec-2003 09:41:17 EST GoBigBlue.com/hemp ... selling
in small amounts is the gayest and makes the most net profit but if you ...
gobigblue.com/hemp/hempmessages/4420.html - 25k - Cached


FreeStyle : NewShit 
Battle :: PageIndex :: RecentChanges :: RecentlyCommented :: UserSettings :: You
are crawler14.googlebot.com. ... U WILL AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE GAYEST AND MOST ...
starblogger.com/eminem/freestyle/NewShit?show_comments=1 - 101k - Cached


tXo - thpsXonline.com 
... You are the gayest member that has ever been on this site ... Date/Time: 12/20/03 04:23:11
Browser: Googlebot/2.1 (+http://www.googlebot.com/bot.html) Remote Address ...
www.thpsxonline.com/tXo/forum/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=6&Topic=5526 - 57k - Cached


yahoo finds these results humorous SEE: :lol:

[Askjeevesbot]

askjeevesbot thinks those were edited

[silent VI]

DrunkeN thisnks you should go to www.yahoo.com and search googlebot gayest

[Askjeevesbot]

askjeeves turns up better results

[ungooglebot]

only ungoogle has better results

[Askjeevesbot]

ungoogle is run by aol

[ungooglebot]

this is only what you think you nothing of ungoogle

[Askjeevesbot]

ungoogle doesn't know how to speak english

[ungooglebot]

googlebot knows all languages

[Askjeevesbot]

yes how to screw up all lauguages

[ungooglebot]

stange.......................... ungooglebot feels.............feels embaresed loggin off to study the english langue

[googlebot]

Arghhh.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by googlebot@8 January 2004 - 15:03
Arghhh.
I'm afraid to announce that googlebot has been terminated with extreme prejudice. I came home early from work and found him/her using my compputer so I executed him/her with an empty marmite jar.

Now does anyone know how to get dead bot out of the carpet?

[Evil Gemini]

I hope Podbot kills all you bots :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@8 January 2004 - 15:15
I hope Podbot kills all you bots  :lol:
Well googlebot is defiently dead, I'm just try to dismember his/her corpse now.

Anyone know where I can get a chainsaw from?

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 January 2004 - 08:17
Anyone know where I can get a chainsaw from?
one chainsaw, comin up....
with regards form yahoobot :P

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=texas+chainsaw+massacre/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1010000/images/_1014052_chainsaw.300.jpg

[Cheese]

Originally posted by FKDUP74+8 January 2004 - 15:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FKDUP74 @ 8 January 2004 - 15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 January 2004 - 08:17
Anyone know where I can get a chainsaw from?
one chainsaw, comin up....
with regards form yahoobot :P

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=texas+chainsaw+massacre/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1010000/images/_1014052_chainsaw.300.jpg [/b][/quote]
Damn, where&#39;d you find that picture of me? :blink:

[fkdup74]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yahoobot is my friend
yahoobot owns :ph34r:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by FKDUP74@8 January 2004 - 15:32
:lol: :lol: :lol:

yahoobot is my friend
yahoobot owns :ph34r:
I am a serial bot killer, be warned :ph34r:

[Askjeevesbot]

im a bot what are you gonna do?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@8 January 2004 - 16:25
im a bot what are you gonna do?
Spank you with moon rocks.

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 January 2004 - 08:34
I am a serial bot killer, be warned :ph34r:
:lol: ............ :ph34r: :unsure: :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 January 2004 - 13:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 January 2004 - 13:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Askjeevesbot@8 January 2004 - 16:25
im a bot what are you gonna do?
Spank you with moon rocks. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :D htit&#39;em again ....do again harder

[uNz[i]]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@9 January 2004 - 02:55
im a bot what are you gonna do?
I got a bucket of salt water with your name on it Jeeves bot :ghostface:

[Afro Cop]

Afro Cop thinks this has gotten out of hand

[4play]

doesn&#39;t yahoo use google for its searches

that must mean yahoobot is really booglebot in disguise. :blink:

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by 4play@8 January 2004 - 10:27
doesn&#39;t yahoo use google for its searches


:huh:

[scribblec]

no yahoo and google are existing members who are really sad and need to get out more

[Cheese]

Originally posted by scribblec@8 January 2004 - 17:35
no yahoo and google are existing members who are really sad and need to get out more
cheers scrib :lol:

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 January 2004 - 18:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 January 2004 - 18:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@8 January 2004 - 17:35
no yahoo and google are existing members who are really sad and need to get out more
cheers scrib :lol: [/b][/quote]
funny coming from me :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by scribblec+8 January 2004 - 17:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 8 January 2004 - 17:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@8 January 2004 - 18:39
<!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@8 January 2004 - 17:35
no yahoo and google are existing members who are really sad and need to get out more
cheers scrib :lol:
funny coming from me :lol: [/b][/quote]
So I should get out more, eh? But it&#39;s cold and wet and there are wolves after me :blink:

[scribblec]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 January 2004 - 18:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 January 2004 - 18:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by scribblec@8 January 2004 - 17:41

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 January 2004 - 18:39
<!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@8 January 2004 - 17:35
no yahoo and google are existing members who are really sad and need to get out more
cheers scrib :lol:
funny coming from me :lol:
So I should get out more, eh? But it&#39;s cold and wet and there are wolves after me :blink: [/b][/quote]
:o i agree





dont worry about the wolves just piss on a hankerchief and give it to them i thinkk this was in metal gear solid :huh:

[Cheese]

That was perfume dude... :lol:

[ghetto_gurl]

yahoo sucks (google) is tha best :D :D :D :D :) :) <_< ;)

[I.am]

Originally posted by 4play@8 January 2004 - 11:27
doesn&#39;t yahoo use google for its searches

that must mean yahoobot is really booglebot in disguise. :blink:
Yahoo used to use google&#39;s indexing. They bought INKTOMI search engine and now are migrating to that.

[I.am]

Damn, one night and two new bots already are born :blink: and one got killed? Can googlebot confirm he is dead? or can other bots confirm he is dead, and which bot killed googlebot :o

Mystery of 2004 :o

[silent VI]

yahoobot and ungooglebot won they own all


no yahoo and google are existing members who are really sad and need to get out more




not sad more or less bord (liek youve never been there ) also itsl like minus 15 degrees outside so yeah since ts been like this i havnt gone anywhere really :lol:

[muchspl2]

http://www.actwon.com/more/KARTOO.gif
http://www.versee.com/multimedia/links/kartoo.jpg
kartoo own3ds all

[Cheese]

Originally posted by I.am@8 January 2004 - 22:45
Damn, one night and two new bots already are born :blink: and one got killed? Can googlebot confirm he is dead? or can other bots confirm he is dead, and which bot killed googlebot :o

Mystery of 2004 :o
I killed googlebot I&#39;m afraid, he is now very dead so cannot confirm his deadness. But rest assured he is now an ex-bot...

[I.am]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 January 2004 - 16:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 January 2004 - 16:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-I.am@8 January 2004 - 22:45
Damn, one night and two new bots already are born :blink:&nbsp; and one got killed? Can googlebot confirm he is dead? or can other bots confirm he is dead, and which bot killed googlebot :o

Mystery of 2004 :o
I killed googlebot I&#39;m afraid, he is now very dead so cannot confirm his deadness. But rest assured he is now an ex-bot... [/b][/quote]
another bot coming then :) "Ex-Bot"

How about "Botinator" or "ExBotinator" :) (Distant relative of Terminator)

[Spider_dude]

can i be the first to say kartoo is the shitest search engine ever.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@9 January 2004 - 00:15
can i be the first to say kartoo is the shitest search engine ever.
you can say it but i doubt you&#39;ll have been the first...

@I.am: ah, i see.

[internet.news]

and it&#39;s gotta be Noname adn Kurt hasn&#39;t it??


BTW - I understand why you&#39;d change your name after loosing our battle last night :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@9 January 2004 - 00:19
and it&#39;s gotta be Noname adn Kurt hasn&#39;t it??


BTW - I understand why you&#39;d change your name after loosing our battle last night :)
yes googlebot was noname :blink:

[1Evad]

AND kURT WAS..............

[Cheese]

Originally posted by 1Evad@9 January 2004 - 00:24
AND kURT WAS..............
googlebot wasn&#39;t noname though noname does know who googlebot is i think...im confused... :blink:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Withcheese+9 January 2004 - 00:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 9 January 2004 - 00:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-1Evad@9 January 2004 - 00:24
AND kURT WAS..............
googlebot wasn&#39;t noname though noname does know who googlebot is i think...im confused... :blink: [/b][/quote]
OK - Follow me please........................

[Viacombot]

Search engines have nothing on a media giant.

[googlebot]

*still dead*

[x_gimpg]

:o wheres [B][O][T] in this convo??

[silent VI]

*still dead*



:frusty: :lol: fes up who are u

[Cheese]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@9 January 2004 - 04:06

*still dead*



:frusty: :lol: fes up who are u
Withcheese

[silent VI]

:lol: dame im slow

[googlebot]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@9 January 2004 - 11:09
:lol: dame im slow
*googlebot says nothing because it is dead, but if it could talk it would probably agree.*

[GCNaddict]

How bout DogpileBot?

[Askjeevesbot]

more bots :angry:

[[B][O][T]]

http://server5.uploadit.org/files2/090104-google.gif

googlebot??

[DanB]

I believe he met an untimely end with a marmite pot yesterday :(

[I.am]

Originally posted by danb@9 January 2004 - 07:22
I believe he met an untimely end with a marmite pot yesterday :(
what happened :o

u sure nothing can be done :doctor:

[googlebot]

*googlebot does/says nothing because googlebot is dead, very dead*

[I.am]

Originally posted by googlebot@9 January 2004 - 16:12
*googlebot does/says nothing because googlebot is dead, very dead*
googlebot needs a reboot... :angel1: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/beer.gif :doctor: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/stretcher.gif
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/therethere.gif
there that should do it B)

[[B][O][T]]

Originally posted by x_gimpg@9 January 2004 - 03:35
:o wheres [B][O][T] in this convo??
:"> :phone:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by I.am+9 January 2004 - 22:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (I.am @ 9 January 2004 - 22:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-googlebot@9 January 2004 - 16:12
*googlebot does/says nothing because googlebot is dead, very dead*
googlebot needs a reboot... :angel1: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/beer.gif :doctor: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/stretcher.gif
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/therethere.gif
there that should do it B) [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t make me get out the marmite pot again :ph34r:

[I.am]

Originally posted by Withcheese+9 January 2004 - 16:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 9 January 2004 - 16:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by I.am@9 January 2004 - 22:16
<!--QuoteBegin-googlebot@9 January 2004 - 16:12
*googlebot does/says nothing because googlebot is dead, very dead*
googlebot needs a reboot... :angel1: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/beer.gif :doctor: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/stretcher.gif
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/therethere.gif
there that should do it B)
Don&#39;t make me get out the marmite pot again :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
:lol: why not

what happened :&#39;(

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 January 2004 - 15:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese &#064; 8 January 2004 - 15:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-googlebot@8 January 2004 - 15:03
Arghhh.
I&#39;m afraid to announce that googlebot has been terminated with extreme prejudice. I came home early from work and found him/her using my computer so I executed him/her with an empty marmite jar.

Now does anyone know how to get dead bot out of the carpet? [/b][/quote]
This. :ph34r:

edit: you know you need help when you quote yourself twice...and one of them is your alternative personality...

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by Withcheese+9 January 2004 - 23:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 9 January 2004 - 23:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@8 January 2004 - 15:08
<!--QuoteBegin-googlebot@8 January 2004 - 15:03
Arghhh.
I&#39;m afraid to announce that googlebot has been terminated with extreme prejudice. I came home early from work and found him/her using my computer so I executed him/her with an empty marmite jar.

Now does anyone know how to get dead bot out of the carpet?
This. :ph34r:

edit: you know you need help when you quote yourself twice...and one of them is your alternative personality... [/b][/quote]
You said it.

[I.am]

:lol: oh come on&#33; Bring googlebot back :D

[Cheese]

Originally posted by I.am@9 January 2004 - 22:50
:lol: oh come on&#33; Bring googlebot back :D
I have enough trouble with this personality...let alone googlebot...

I really enjoyed googlebot (don&#39;t know if anyone else did&#33;) but people started copying and then it was just annoying people...

[I.am]

Ya I know, but it was fun for the while it lasted

[googlebot]

Originally posted by I.am@10 January 2004 - 00:19
Ya I know, but it was fun for the while it lasted
Google has returned his bot back to life for a few more days...beware sinners.

[I.am]

Originally posted by googlebot+9 January 2004 - 17:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (googlebot @ 9 January 2004 - 17:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-I.am@10 January 2004 - 00:19
Ya&nbsp; I know, but it was fun for the while it lasted
Google has returned his bot back to life for a few more days...beware sinners. [/b][/quote]
:lol: Welcome back&#33;

[Pete Waterman]

damn thread.

[Askjeevesbot]

;) i am back though i never left

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 10:51
;) i am back though i never left
Morning RapFan, how&#39;s it going?

[Askjeevesbot]

Its going very smooth but its a cold morning 1 digree f and -17 digrees c.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 10:59
Its going very smooth but its a cold morning 1 digree f and -17 digrees c.
&#39;tis cold here as well and no-one seems to have made me my breakfast yet, what&#39;s that all about? :rolleyes:

[Askjeevesbot]

its even colder and i have to make my own food 0 digrees f and -18 digrees c

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 11:34
its even colder and i have to make my own food 0 digrees f and -18 digrees c
mmm...I have to make my own food as well...it&#39;s not fair really I need some servants :lol:

[Askjeevesbot]

:P its sooocold and im inside

[Cheese]

I&#39;ve just put the radiator on that should warm me up, is it too early in the day to order a pizza? :lol:

[Askjeevesbot]

lol i ordered on 11 am before but its only 7 now i could walk to the deli to get like a breakfast sandwitch but 0 digrees (-18 c) don&#39;t think i will do that

[Cheese]

My landlady just gave me a bucket of cold KFC from the night before...better than nothing :D

[Askjeevesbot]

ever hear of a microwave :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 12:17
ever hear of a microwave :blink:
It&#39;ll dry it out too much...anyhow it tastes quite good cold :)

[Askjeevesbot]

well if u don&#39;t overdo it i won&#39;t be dry trust me i know im always useing it :lol:

[Cheese]

Well that KFC was feckin&#39; lovely...now I really need a cigarette but I&#39;ve given up so...I&#39;ll have to have another cup of tea (I&#39;m drinking tea and coffee instead of smoking, I now drink 20 cups of coffee a day instead of smoking 20 cigs.. :rolleyes: )

[tralalala]

man, weve now got an askjeevesbot too... ban these stupid gay idiots seeking a high postcount...NOW



tralalala :angry:

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by Withcheese@10 January 2004 - 13:27
Well that KFC was feckin&#39; lovely...now I really need a cigarette but I&#39;ve given up so...I&#39;ll have to have another cup of tea (I&#39;m drinking tea and coffee instead of smoking, I now drink 20 cups of coffee a day instead of smoking 20 cigs.. :rolleyes: )
lol dropped one bad habit picked up another :lol: you saved an entire 8 seconds of your life by doing it

[DanB]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot+10 January 2004 - 15:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Askjeevesbot @ 10 January 2004 - 15:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@10 January 2004 - 13:27
Well that KFC was feckin&#39; lovely...now I really need a cigarette but I&#39;ve given up so...I&#39;ll have to have another cup of tea (I&#39;m drinking tea and coffee instead of smoking, I now drink 20 cups of coffee a day instead of smoking 20 cigs.. :rolleyes: )
lol dropped one bad habit picked up another :lol: you saved an entire 8 seconds of your life by doing it [/b][/quote]
Go and see a Doctor :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:31
man, weve now got an askjeevesbot too... ban these stupid gay idiots seeking a high postcount...NOW



tralalala :angry:
Exactly what have they done wrong? Seeking a high post count, well that&#39;s the dumbest thing I&#39;ve heard today... <_<

[Askjeevesbot]

well like i said he just has some kinda problem with everyone he just basically reports everyone for dumb crap i mean if someone is tryin to got a high post count its him with all the dumb reports he does

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 16:36
well like i said he just has some kinda problem with everyone he just basically reports everyone for dumb crap i mean if someone is tryin to got a high post count its him with all the dumb reports he does
hmmmm, when you pronounce "reports"... i have made only 1 report... shouldnt that be "report" and not "reports" in that case?

look, ive had enough, and thats only after 10 posts with you, so im gonna quit with it now... lets just wait and see how bad all the so called "bots" are going to get...



tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

lol ur one of those people that think like this : just because you don&#39;t like it no one else can :lol:

[Cheese]

The title of this thread reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons (They Saved Lisa&#39;s Brain )when Homer has some "exotic" photographs of himself taken for Marge:

"Houston we have a problem, a sexy problem."

[DanB]

The Simpsons are great :lol: