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[Askjeevesbot]

Well read the title of the topic ;)

[Cheese]

Can jeeves recommend any good games to download...I'm bored already and the weekend has barely started... :(

[Evil Gemini]

Whats the firing order for a Holden VB Commodore 308 Red motor :rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

How many fingers am I holding up :P

[tralalala]

whats the sum of:
11346137675423245738*5645747+123513462457/4527654788888888*56724572457346783568458? :lol: <_< :rolleyes:


tralalala

[Keikan]

What is the meaning of life?

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by Withcheese@10 January 2004 - 13:33
Can jeeves recommend any good games to download...I&#39;m bored already and the weekend has barely started... :(
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=good+games+to+download&o=0&qsrc=0&askbutton.x=21&askbutton.y=3)

[tralalala]

how would you explain the word "good" to a martian that doesnt know what it means?


tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@10 January 2004 - 13:57
Whats the firing order for a Holden VB Commodore 308 Red motor :rolleyes:
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=What&#39;s+the+firing+order+for+a+Holden+VB+Commodore+308+Red+motor+&o=0&qsrc=19)

[enoughfakefiles]

If your in a completely sealed room and you turn off the light where does the light go.???

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by Arcadia@10 January 2004 - 13:58
How many fingers am I holding up :P
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=How+many+fingers+am+I+holding+up+&qsrc=1&o=0)

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:59
whats the sum of:
11346137675423245738*5645747+123513462457/4527654788888888*56724572457346783568458? :lol: <_< :rolleyes:


tralalala
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=calculator&qsrc=1&o=0)

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by Keikan@10 January 2004 - 13:59
What is the meaning of life?
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=What+is+the+meaning+of+life%3f+&qsrc=1&o=0)

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 14:06
how would you explain the word "good" to a martian that doesnt know what it means?


tralalala
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=how+to+explain+the+word+good&qsrc=1&o=0)

[scribblec]

Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:59
whats the sum of:
11346137675423245738*5645747+123513462457/4527654788888888*56724572457346783568458? :lol: <_< :rolleyes:


tralalala
6.40574243 × 10 to the power of 25 :rolleyes:

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@10 January 2004 - 14:07
If your in a completely sealed room and you turn off the light where does the light go.???
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=If+your+in+a+completely+sealed+room+and+you+turn+off+the+light+where+does+the+light+go.%3f%3f%3f+&qsrc=1&o=0)

[smellycat]

Why is Google better than AskJeeves? :P

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by scribblec+10 January 2004 - 14:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 10 January 2004 - 14:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:59
whats the sum of:
11346137675423245738*5645747+123513462457/4527654788888888*56724572457346783568458?&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; :rolleyes:


tralalala
6.40574243 × 10 to the power of 25 :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=calculator&qsrc=1&o=0)

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by smellycat@10 January 2004 - 14:12
Why is Google better than AskJeeves? :P
Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=Why+is+Google+better+than+AskJeeves%3f+&qsrc=1&o=0)

[tralalala]

c&#39;mon guys, this askjeeves guy is pathetic... all hes doing is going to the askjeeves site, typing in what you wrote, then posting the link for a high post count.. isnt it obviouse?&#33; <_< :angry: quit the damn posting people, this guy likes :spam:


tralalala


p.s: ill probably report him sooner or later

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 14:15
c&#39;mon guys, this askjeeves guy is pathetic... all hes doing is going to the askjeeves site, typing in what you wrote, then posting the link for a high post count.. isnt it obviouse?&#33; <_< :angry: quit the damn posting people, this guy likes :spam:


tralalala


p.s: ill probably report him sooner or later
You asked me i answered im just doing what you wanted me to becides a lot of the answers to your questions can be found there ;)

[Gemby!]

will my uncles great uncle who is actually a aunt of a cousins&#39; sister ever stop or continue to be a lesbian ? :lol:

[Askjeevesbot]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@10 January 2004 - 14:18
will my uncles great uncle who is actually a aunt of a cousins&#39; sister ever stop or continue to be a lesbian ? :lol:
The majic 8 ball says "signs point to yes" for continueing to be a lesbian

[DanB]

Your uncle&#39;s great uncle is a lesbian? <_<

[Askjeevesbot]

he must be the majic 8 ball says yes becides it could been his/her aunt until the operation :lol:

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot+10 January 2004 - 16:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Askjeevesbot @ 10 January 2004 - 16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 14:15
c&#39;mon guys, this askjeeves guy is pathetic... all hes doing is going to the askjeeves site, typing in what you wrote, then posting the link for a high post count.. isnt it obviouse?&#33;&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; :angry: quit the damn posting people, this guy likes :spam:


tralalala


p.s: ill probably report him sooner or later
You asked me i answered im just doing what you wanted me to becides a lot of the answers to your questions can be found there ;) [/b][/quote]
i meant to try make you flump and not get an answer... but you just seem to be a lowlife trying to get a high post count...




tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

again i said ask me questions and guess what you did and look i answered but by going on about me being a low life yes this will halp my postcount a lot

[tralalala]

:lol: so, il quit going on about you and your lowlifeness, and youre avarage post per day will go down from 48.9 to 48?? :lol: that still doesnt change your status mate... go be a stupid "bot" somewhere else on the net, not on trhe kl board


tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

now lets see how long have you been a member and how long have i been one



lets see 14 of may for you and about 3 days for me interesting

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 16:30
now lets see how long have you been a member and how long have i been one



lets see 14 of may for you and about 3 days for me interesting
WTF?&#33; what the hells that got to do with it?? the fact is, youve ruined your reputation after 3 days of spamming on the board... :nono:


tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

it has plenty to do with it did u ever think thats why the posts per day count is so high?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala+10 January 2004 - 13:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 10 January 2004 - 13:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 16:30
now lets see how long have you been a member and how long have i been one



lets see 14 of may for you and about 3 days for me interesting
WTF?&#33; what the hells that got to do with it?? the fact is, youve ruined your reputation after 3 days of spamming on the board... :nono:


tralalala [/b][/quote]
Why don&#39;t you shut up tra...you restarted the three word story which is itself a spam thread...stop trying to censor people habing a bit of fun with an AE...he&#39;s not offending anyone is he?

[tralalala]

its not that withcheese... its just this guy is wasting everyones time (he doesnt have a life, so hes doing this stuff)...

and btw, it was skweeky i think that bumped back the 3 word story, not me :P (cos wolfmights one was closed - too many replies)


tralalala

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:40
its not that withcheese... its just this guy is wasting everyones time (he doesnt have a life, so hes doing this stuff)...

and btw, it was skweeky i think that bumped back the 3 word story, not me :P (cos wolfmights one was closed - too many replies)


tralalala
This is nothing against you but how is he wasting people&#39;s time, i ignore threads that don&#39;t interest me...

[Askjeevesbot]

i never told ypu to read this topic so you are wasteing your own life

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Withcheese+10 January 2004 - 16:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 10 January 2004 - 16:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:40
its not that withcheese... its just this guy is wasting everyones time (he doesnt have a life, so hes doing this stuff)...

and btw, it was skweeky i think that bumped back the 3 word story, not me :P (cos wolfmights one was closed - too many replies)


tralalala
This is nothing against you but how is he wasting people&#39;s time, i ignore threads that don&#39;t interest me... [/b][/quote]
your right withcheese, i should know better, ill ignore this thread, and any other started by askjeevesbot, and by that, ill stop wasting my time&#33;&#33;&#33; yaaaaaaaaay withcheese saved me from the bots&#33;&#33; :D :D :D :D :D


tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

wow its just so hard for him not to ignore posts expically if they are to no intrest to him its pretty funny watch he will reply soon

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:


Marmite pot to the rescue? <_<

[internet.news]

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 13:50
:lol: :lol:


Marmite pot to the rescue? <_<
:lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala+10 January 2004 - 13:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 10 January 2004 - 13:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@10 January 2004 - 16:42
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:40
its not that withcheese... its just this guy is wasting everyones time (he doesnt have a life, so hes doing this stuff)...

and btw, it was skweeky i think that bumped back the 3 word story, not me :P (cos wolfmights one was closed - too many replies)


tralalala
This is nothing against you but how is he wasting people&#39;s time, i ignore threads that don&#39;t interest me...
your right withcheese, i should know better, ill ignore this thread, and any other started by askjeevesbot, and by that, ill stop wasting my time&#33;&#33;&#33; yaaaaaaaaay withcheese saved me from the bots&#33;&#33; :D :D :D :D :D


tralalala [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m scanning for sarcasm... ;)

My whole point is that there are a lot of silly threads that I ignore, there are a lot of serious threads that I ignore. However I realise that people enjoy these threads for their own reasons and would never start telling them to stop.

I&#39;m not specifically having a go at anyone but a lot of threads have been attacked by people who don&#39;t post in them (or even in the lounge sometimes). Is this really needed?

Some people like to have a laugh and post pretty spamish stuff, it&#39;s not our fault that post counts count everywhere and most of us don&#39;t care about them anyhow.

Anyhow I kinda feel responsible for the whole bot thing, I didn&#39;t honestly expect anyone to a) Get so angry over a joke B) Copy me so much.

Rest assured I have beaten googlebot to death with moon rocks and AOL discs and he will only be back if everyone just chills a bit.

This is the lounge, have fun.

[Askjeevesbot]

lolt jetje told me to use my i think he used normal account well this is mine from now on geez

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Withcheese+10 January 2004 - 13:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 10 January 2004 - 13:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:47

Originally posted by Withcheese@10 January 2004 - 16:42
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@10 January 2004 - 13:40
its not that withcheese... its just this guy is wasting everyones time (he doesnt have a life, so hes doing this stuff)...

and btw, it was skweeky i think that bumped back the 3 word story, not me :P (cos wolfmights one was closed - too many replies)


tralalala
This is nothing against you but how is he wasting people&#39;s time, i ignore threads that don&#39;t interest me...
your right withcheese, i should know better, ill ignore this thread, and any other started by askjeevesbot, and by that, ill stop wasting my time&#33;&#33;&#33; yaaaaaaaaay withcheese saved me from the bots&#33;&#33; :D :D :D :D :D


tralalala
I&#39;m scanning for sarcasm... ;)

My whole point is that there are a lot of silly threads that I ignore, there are a lot of serious threads that I ignore. However I realise that people enjoy these threads for their own reasons and would never start telling them to stop.

I&#39;m not specifically having a go at anyone but a lot of threads have been attacked by people who don&#39;t post in them (or even in the lounge sometimes). Is this really needed?

Some people like to have a laugh and post pretty spamish stuff, it&#39;s not our fault that post counts count everywhere and most of us don&#39;t care about them anyhow.

Anyhow I kinda feel responsible for the whole bot thing, I didn&#39;t honestly expect anyone to a) Get so angry over a joke B) Copy me so much.

Rest assured I have beaten googlebot to death with moon rocks and AOL discs and he will only be back if everyone just chills a bit.

This is the lounge, have fun. [/b][/quote]
OK thankyou now please STFU&#33; (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=93046&st=105)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@10 January 2004 - 13:57
lolt jetje told me to use my i think he used normal account well this is mine from now on geez
I don&#39;t think you&#39;ve done anything offensive and there are plenty of other members with alternative SNs...I don&#39;t know if you can be punished for unoriginality though ;)

[Askjeevesbot]

lol if you can i willl leave this forum cuz thats plain dumb

[Samurai]

Have you even read the rules of the forum? For example


3. Spam is not permitted in any form. Any posting or messaging of junk content is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to: unsolicited advertising, deceptive links, repetitive postings, postings or messaging for the purpose of commercial or personal gain, links to online popularity game sites (i.e. outwars, kings of chaos, Porn Star Guru, etc.) This also applies to content in signatures and avatars. Any questions or requests related to this subject may be sent to the forum administrators.

Anyone can link to a search engine&#39;s answer&#39;s so what exactly are you doing that is so special? Let me tell you what my &#39;magic 8-ball&#39; tell&#39;s me...




"Askjeevesbot has no friends and will soon find himself outside the forum"


Wow, would YOU look at that?&#33;?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Samurai@10 January 2004 - 14:03
Have you even read the rules of the forum? For example


3. Spam is not permitted in any form. Any posting or messaging of junk content is not allowed. This includes, but is not limited to: unsolicited advertising, deceptive links, repetitive postings, postings or messaging for the purpose of commercial or personal gain, links to online popularity game sites (i.e. outwars, kings of chaos, Porn Star Guru, etc.) This also applies to content in signatures and avatars. Any questions or requests related to this subject may be sent to the forum administrators.

Anyone can link to a search engine&#39;s answer&#39;s so what exactly are you doing that is so special? Let me tell you what my &#39;magic 8-ball&#39; tell&#39;s me...




"Askjeevesbot has no friends and will soon find himself outside the forum"


Wow, would YOU look at that?&#33;?
I&#39;d watch out for this one askjeeves bot he likes to threaten people over the internet... ;)

[Samurai]

Yea, and you seem to encourage spammers :rolleyes:

[Askjeevesbot]

lol over the internet whoa :lol: anyway i didn&#39;t know that a majic 8 ball can tell u all that and i take that spam rule with a grain of salit i mean look at the board there is spam everywhere and a biggest spam post in the world what kinda crap is that :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Samurai@10 January 2004 - 14:06
Yea, and you seem to encourage spammers :rolleyes:
As I&#39;ve mentioned before there is a LOT of spam in the lounge...it was here before I came to the board it&#39;ll be here when I leave...

STFU thread
Biggest Spam Thread Ever
Paris Hilton Thread (I hate this thread but never feel the need to tell them :rolleyes: )
Bump Thread

and so on...

Why can&#39;t you just let the members who want to muck around do so? Is it that hard to accept? Stop being so elitist and chill.

edit: Notice that you don&#39;t go after "established" board members when they do similar things...mmm.

[Askjeevesbot]

well u see there are a lot of very serious stuck up asses on this board thats why we can&#39;t have fun ya know

[internet.news]

I go tmy abby the onlky lady I&#39;ll adore Layla, so sianorea try tomowrrow nioce to knwo ya m my babies travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner ...............shouldn&#39;t it happen - I&#39;ll beat up up adn ready for anyopjne in my weay 1 month is up and I don&#39;t wanna buyt I guess this situation calls for some fucke up shit

[Askjeevesbot]

:o what are you trying to tell me well anyway i looked up tralalala in a askjeeves search Here (http://web.ask.com/web?q=tralalala&qsrc=1&o=0) are the results

[internet.news]

I tried Samsamsamsam but it came up wit rthis (http://web.ask.com/web?q=Samsamsamsam&qsrc=1&o=0)

[Askjeevesbot]

wow cool it has links to lots of topics you have posted in :)

[DanB]

What should I have for lunch? <_<

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 14:36
What should I have for lunch? <_<
Marmite.

[DanB]

I only have an empty pot of that for self defence :rolleyes:


Honestly Officer :lol:


Think my flatmate may be cooking brekkie :D

[tralalala]

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 18:32
I only have an empty pot of that for self defence :rolleyes:


Honestly Officer :lol:


Think my flatmate may be cooking brekkie :D
which would consist of... marmite on toast? :lol:



tralalala

[Askjeevesbot]

hey what are you doing here :rolleyes:

[DanB]

Originally posted by tralalala+11 January 2004 - 11:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 11 January 2004 - 11:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@10 January 2004 - 18:32
I only have an empty pot of that for self defence&nbsp; :rolleyes:


Honestly Officer&nbsp; :lol:


Think my flatmate may be cooking brekkie&nbsp; :D
which would consist of... marmite on toast? :lol:



tralalala [/b][/quote]
Actually I was expecting a fry up but got a spicy pasta bolognaise instead :rolleyes:

It was nice though :)

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Askjeevesbot@11 January 2004 - 16:40
hey what are you doing here :rolleyes:
you want me out? fine ill leave... just came in to see what else was posted here and decided to reply...

oh, and danb... since when do you eat pasta bolognese for breakfast?&#33;?&#33;?&#33; :huh: :o :lol:


tralalala

[Cheese]

http://www.bearst.com/kosen/images/babylion.jpg

ooops sorry wrong thread :rolleyes:

[DanB]

Originally posted by tralalala@11 January 2004 - 16:31
oh, and danb... since when do you eat pasta bolognese for breakfast?&#33;?&#33;?&#33; :huh: :o :lol:



Well there is room for movement there. it was my first meal of the day but I had at 4.30pm so ................. :unsure: i think it can be called whatever really :lol:

[Marius24]

Originally posted by Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 14:32
http://www.bearst.com/kosen/images/babylion.jpg

ooops sorry wrong thread :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:huh:

[Askjeevesbot]

:01: yea i know its spam but there is nothing else to say

[tralalala]

first meal at 4:30 pm???? lol what time did you go to bed?&#33;



tralalala

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Marius24+11 January 2004 - 11:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marius24 @ 11 January 2004 - 11:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 14:32
http://www.bearst.com/kosen/images/babylion.jpg

ooops sorry wrong thread :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:huh: [/b][/quote]
aaaahhh gggirrr get my ray gun hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala@11 January 2004 - 18:59
first meal at 4:30 pm???? lol what time did you go to bed?&#33;



tralalala
what is bed? :blink:

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Withcheese+12 January 2004 - 00:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 12 January 2004 - 00:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@11 January 2004 - 18:59
first meal at 4:30 pm????&nbsp; lol what time did you go to bed?&#33;



tralalala
what is bed? :blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:


tralalala :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: