I Have Aliens On Me Roof

[Cheese]

This isn't good, I think they want something :ph34r:

[internet.news]

they don'y (I know) adn its' all good :)

[DarthInsinuate]

all good until they suck your brains out through your nose

[Cheese]

It's not all good I think they've come for me secret of eternal life :ph34r:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 00:07
It's not all good I think they've come for me secret of eternal life :ph34r:
se - I was worried abiyt ya tiul I read trhat bnoiw I know nobody wants weternatl life so /.................................tke this to another qwellknown thtrread

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+11 January 2004 - 00:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 11 January 2004 - 00:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 00:07
It&#39;s not all good I think they&#39;ve come for me secret of eternal life :ph34r:
se - I was worried abiyt ya tiul I read trhat bnoiw I know nobody wants weternatl life so /.................................tke this to another qwellknown thtrread [/b][/quote]
This is serious after last weeks attack by Flying Monkeys I&#39;m in real fear for my life...goddamnit :ph34r:

[internet.news]

_PPlymouth?


get your ass 90 degrees somn..........

[internet.news]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@11 January 2004 - 00:14
_PPlymouth?


get your ass 90 degrees somn..........
LMAO - Even I don&#39;rt knwo whT TRHAT Meant

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+11 January 2004 - 00:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 11 January 2004 - 00:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@11 January 2004 - 00:14
_PPlymouth?


get your ass 90 degrees somn..........
LMAO - Even I don&#39;rt knwo whT TRHAT Meant [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m scared, you know where I live :ph34r: You sent the flying monkeys didn&#39;t you? :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

are they

*think of the song* up on the rooooofff?

:lol: :blink:

give them an umbrella or a coat it might be chilly &#33;

[Cheese]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 00:20
are they

*think of the song* up on the rooooofff?

:lol: :blink:

give them an umbrella or a coat it might be chilly &#33;
I would but the boogie monster lives in the coat cupboard, damn this house...that&#39;s the last time I buy a house built on an Indian burial ground :ph34r:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Withcheese+11 January 2004 - 00:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 11 January 2004 - 00:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@11 January 2004 - 00:15
<!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@11 January 2004 - 00:14
_PPlymouth?


get your ass 90 degrees somn..........
LMAO - Even I don&#39;rt knwo whT TRHAT Meant
I&#39;m scared, you know where I live :ph34r: You sent the flying monkeys didn&#39;t you? :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
but in nice w ay...........................

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+11 January 2004 - 00:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 11 January 2004 - 00:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 00:18

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@11 January 2004 - 00:15
<!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@11 January 2004 - 00:14
_PPlymouth?


get your ass 90 degrees somn..........
LMAO - Even I don&#39;rt knwo whT TRHAT Meant
I&#39;m scared, you know where I live :ph34r: You sent the flying monkeys didn&#39;t you? :ph34r:
but in nice w ay........................... [/b][/quote]
Do you know how hard it is to get flying monkey crap out of the carpet? I&#39;m sending you the bill :angry:

[Gemby!]

well offer them some tea or coffee dammit &#33; wheres your manners ? :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 00:24
well offer them some tea or coffee dammit &#33; wheres your manners ? :lol:
Yeah, but once you invite &#39;em in proper like you never get rid of them...it&#39;s not like the old days when I could have smoked &#39;em out.

Oh, no. These days they&#39;re an "endangered species" and I&#39;ll get in trouble with the law if I try to get rid of &#39;em.

Damn, this is gonna cost me loads in biscuits... :(

[Gemby!]

i would offer you some of mine but i ate them :P

just kill them on the sly :P they wont notice

[Cheese]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 00:31
i would offer you some of mine but i ate them :P

just kill them on the sly :P they wont notice
Yeah with poisoned biscuits :devil: :devil:

[Gemby!]

why poisen the biccys ?? thats too simple ... i say burn them ... or twitch and yell random things so they run away :blink:

[vidcc]

i live in roswell and i can tell you the Aliens are jolly nice chaps and always bring a bottle with them if you invite them to diner

[Cheese]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 00:43
why poisen the biccys ?? thats too simple ... i say burn them ... or twitch and yell random things so they run away :blink:
Or train them to be my own personal army :ph34r:

I could rule :ph34r:

Rule the whole...well the whole of Devon :(

Muwhahahahaha :blink:

[Gemby!]

rule london - im in there &#33; i can see these aliens and smack em silly &#33;

[bujub22]

earthlings :angry: :ph34r:

[DanB]

As long as they aren&#39;t clutching anal probes you should be okay :blink:

[Gemby!]

anal probing ?&#33;?&#33;?1

danb first :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 01:27
rule london - im in there &#33; i can see these aliens and smack em silly &#33;
London&#39;s way too big for me to rule...I&#39;ll stick with Devon and maybe one dy Cornwall. :ph34r: Anyhow my arch-nemesis Ginguar (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=63355) has just taken over London :ph34r: Be wary of any ginger pikachus you see :ph34r:

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/_borders/ginguar.jpg

[DanB]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 03:32
anal probing ?&#33;?&#33;?1

danb first :P
No no http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/nerves.gif http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/eekout.gif

[bujub22]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@10 January 2004 - 22:32
anal probing ?&#33;?&#33;?1

danb first :P
we anal probed him many times he jus can&#39;t remember :D

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22+11 January 2004 - 03:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 11 January 2004 - 03:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@10 January 2004 - 22:32
anal probing ?&#33;?&#33;?1

danb first :P
we anal probed him many times he jus can&#39;t remember :D [/b][/quote]
What do you mean we? <_<

[Gemby!]

me and him &#33; mwahaha

ok maybe just him - i was online at the time and drinking my milk and eating the biccy&#39;s i just finished :)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb+10 January 2004 - 22:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 10 January 2004 - 22:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@11 January 2004 - 03:34
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@10 January 2004 - 22:32
anal probing ?&#33;?&#33;?1

danb first :P
we anal probed him many times he jus can&#39;t remember :D
What do you mean we? <_< [/b][/quote]
:D see can&#39;t remember :unsure: dont be scured :lol:

[DanB]

I reckon as long as I can&#39;t remember it, it never happened <_< :(

[Gemby!]

:lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 22:41
I reckon as long as I can&#39;t remember it, it never happened <_< :(
you&#39;ll remeber it tonight :blink: :01:

big jon returns :D

[Gemby!]

:blink:

ewwww nastyness

im female &#33; dont probe me &#33;

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22+11 January 2004 - 03:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 11 January 2004 - 03:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@10 January 2004 - 22:41
I reckon as long as I can&#39;t remember it, it never happened&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; :(
you&#39;ll remeber it tonight :blink: :01:

big jon returns :D [/b][/quote]
Thats it I am locking my door and windows :unsure:

[bujub22]

we melt threw the walls like butter you lie butter or jelly <_< :( aaaahh it dont matter <_< :( :blink: :D

[Gemby!]

a mans g-spot is up his arse - you might enjoy it &#33; ;)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@10 January 2004 - 22:46
a mans g-spot is up his arse - you might enjoy it &#33; ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

now what side of the planet your on honey :D

[DanB]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 03:46
a mans g-spot is up his arse - you might enjoy it &#33; ;)
Its called your prostate :P

I might possibly enjoy it but I am definitely not going to find out for the first time with an alien anal probe <_< :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

http://www.kelvinmagazine.com/Feature%20Graphics/Comics/Alien_Thumb.gif

awwww :)

[Cheese]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:oJpsMRanMeUC:home.covad.net/~sandefur/anal_probe.jpg

arrghhh :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb+10 January 2004 - 22:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 10 January 2004 - 22:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 03:46
a mans g-spot is up his arse - you might enjoy it &#33;&nbsp; ;)
Its called your prostate :P

I might possibly enjoy it but I am definitely not going to find out for the first time with an alien anal probe <_< :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
oooww it&#39;s more called the ass raping machine see we tie u ,up

and the illusion room looks likke and room with a guy ,but

your really tie up in a room with a big 70 ft
machine with a tip that :blink: whoa

let&#39;s say u take it aah ummm

what u earthlings call a man :D

[DanB]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/awing.gif

Time to kick alien arse :D

[silent VI]

http://www.ecardecals.com/a_Cartman-Probe.gif


http://southpark.aktualne.cz/epizode/epi101a.jpg


:o :blink:

[Cheese]

http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Felix/images/anal.JPG

OMG :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@10 January 2004 - 22:55
http://www.ecardecals.com/a_Cartman-Probe.gif


http://southpark.aktualne.cz/epizode/epi101a.jpg


:o :blink:
ooooooooooohh that&#39;s the face &#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 03:57
http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Felix/images/anal.JPG

OMG :ph34r:
I am so glad i didnt go to that school :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb+10 January 2004 - 22:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 10 January 2004 - 22:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 03:57
http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Felix/images/anal.JPG

OMG :ph34r:
I am so glad i didnt go to that school :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: aaahh i know the place :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bujub22+11 January 2004 - 02:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 11 January 2004 - 02:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 22:59
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 03:57
http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Felix/images/anal.JPG

OMG :ph34r:
I am so glad i didnt go to that school :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: aaahh i know the place :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
betcha u do

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+10 January 2004 - 23:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 10 January 2004 - 23:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@11 January 2004 - 02:03

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 22:59
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 03:57
http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Felix/images/anal.JPG

OMG :ph34r:
I am so glad i didnt go to that school :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: aaahh i know the place :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol:
betcha u do [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
wantas srtas coume nesxty tioume

[silent VI]

I am so glad i didnt go to that school

why i can be a good thig think about it

http://koti.mbnet.fi/coolsex/ezines/images/cheerleader08.jpg

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese+11 January 2004 - 04:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese &#064; 11 January 2004 - 04:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@11 January 2004 - 02:03

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 22:59
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@11 January 2004 - 03:57
http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Felix/images/anal.JPG

OMG :ph34r:
I am so glad i didnt go to that school :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: aaahh i know the place :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wish i did :( [/b][/quote]
OMG really?? :lol: :P

That reminds though. A friend of mine went into hospital with appendicitis and to test you they stick a finger up your arse to feel if your appendix is swollen. Well his doctor had 6 trainees with her :unsure:

All 7 of them stuck their finger up his arse :lol: :lol: :lol:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 02:43
why poisen the biccys ?? thats too simple ... i say burn them ... or twitch and yell random things so they run away :blink:
I saw an really awful film last night (friday): It was about aliens on earth, they landed before evolution began and the aliens started evolution so that there would be something they can eat on earth: yeah, really, you hear right, they bring the humans finally on earth like ppl are having cown for eating them. And the aliens left one of them on earth. This one alien was discovered really deep in the earth million of years later by a team of oil diggers. The Alien caught some of the guys to test if the aliens use them as a meal. And then the Alien started to contact its friends. Finally the rest of guys managed kill this alien before the alien got informed.

Really horroble idea. :helpsmile:

[silent VI]

:angry: STFU

[DanB]

Shit, imagine if that&#39;s why they are on your roof Cheesy? :( :blink:

[Cheese]

I used to think internet.news was an alien... :ph34r: are you on my roof IN? :angry:

edit: I doubt aliens want to eat me...yet. :ph34r:

[DanB]

Perhaps internet.news has told them you come with cheese <_<

[bujub22]

Originally posted by internet.news+10 January 2004 - 23:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (internet.news @ 10 January 2004 - 23:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@11 January 2004 - 02:43
why poisen the biccys ?? thats too simple ... i say burn them ... or twitch and yell random things so they run away :blink:
I saw an really awful film last night (friday): It was about aliens on earth, they landed before evolution began and the aliens started evolution so that there would be something they can eat on earth: yeah, really, you hear right, they bring the humans finally on earth like ppl are having cown for eating them. And the aliens left one of them on earth. This one alien was discovered really deep in the earth million of years later by a team of oil diggers. The Alien caught some of the guys to test if the aliens use them as a meal. And then the Alien started to contact its friends. Finally the rest of guys managed kill this alien before the alien got informed.

Really horroble idea. :helpsmile: [/b][/quote]
poor guys :(

im coming for u dan

[DanB]

I&#39;m going to stay up till its daylight just in case http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/cry.gif

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 23:55
I&#39;m going to stay up till its daylight just in case http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/cry.gif
we make look like you were up that&#39;s y sometimes you go to sleep but feel like you were up all night cya :( :D

[DanB]

You are letting all the secrets out.

Half of America will now realise it has been abducted before :(

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@10 January 2004 - 23:58
You are letting all the secrets out.

Half of America will now realise it has been abducted before :(
so ....mib can&#39;t stop us

and well earse that .......... <_< maybe



but not for u tonight :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

But .. but...but... :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@11 January 2004 - 00:05
But .. but...but... :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

can&#39;t hide gggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yes boss cancel thaat order of lube we ordered

he want it ruff tonight







mmmmmmmmm yes sir :(

[DanB]

No siree bob :angry:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@11 January 2004 - 00:22
No siree bob :angry:
ggggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr




master







get the extender :blink:

[DanB]

No way no way.

Cast iron underpants on now :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@11 January 2004 - 00:27
No way no way.

Cast iron underpants on now :lol:
:D :ph34r: your getting sleeeeeeeepy




sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
get ready gir














mmmmmmmmmmmm ready&#33;&#33;























:ph34r:

[DanB]

Got to force myself to stay a.......w..........wake......






zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Smith]

:lol: make sure they arnt inur shower, they mite nock the soap outta ur hands and expect u to pick it up

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by bujub22@10 January 2004 - 20:29
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
get ready gir
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/scaredkitty.jpg