imnotanaddict
01-12-2004, 01:40 AM
THINGY(thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scrolling through all 375 channels every
5 minutes.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scrolling through all 375 channels every
5 minutes.