Ok Seriously

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Your penis :unsure:

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom? :01:

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

along the top from the pubic bone.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You have a pubic bone? :blink: I used to have pubic hair :lol:

Thats ok, thats what I thought, pitty cos you can add 2 inches along the bottom :lol: I could be a porn star if you measured along the bottom :lol:

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

it actually goes away back, there is a large number of hidden inches.

you go by longest insertable length.

i'm wolverine, i have extendable claws amongst other things, i'm in the know.

[bunch]

:frusty:
Silly boys !

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well yeah, if you press under your scrotem, push inwards you will extend it by a good half inch, this is'nt very practicle in sex tho :lol:

So yours is retractable, thats unfortunate :lol:

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

handy when playing sports though, no need for a jock-strap.

plus the ladies get a surprise when they say "is that it?" and then i let it all out.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: I ain't never worn a jockstrap :blink: I gave up wearing stuff uner trousers and shorts, it's funny walking round in the summer in board shorts and watching people do that side of their eye glance :lol: :lol:

Heh last summer was funny, I was playing pool in the pub and this girl walked over to me and said "You're not wearing pants, I can see it" :lol: :lol: :helpsmile:

I just said it was the pool cue :lol:

Jonno B)

[Rock Tonic Juice Magic]

mines retractable too :D

[wolverine_x]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 02:56
:lol: :lol: I ain't never worn a jockstrap :blink: I gave up wearing stuff uner trousers and shorts, it's funny walking round in the summer in board shorts and watching people do that side of their eye glance :lol: :lol:

Heh last summer was funny, I was playing pool in the pub and this girl walked over to me and said "You're not wearing pants, I can see it" :lol: :lol: :helpsmile:

I just said it was the pool cue :lol:

Jonno B)
why? what was it? are you blowing your own trumpet?

that is your cue to say "no, but i CAN blow my own trumpet" , at which point there will be a polite wave of applause, then the theatre will empty.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well I used to be able to before I got my beer gut :lol:

Need to be quite bendy to be able to do that tho :unsure: :lol:

Jonno B)

[GCNaddict]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 04:04
Well I used to be able to before I got my beer gut :lol:

Need to be quite bendy to be able to do that tho :unsure: :lol:

Jonno B)
good crap lets assume ur 14 rite now how many years do u have til ur penis stops growing (on avg?)

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 January 2004 - 23:38
Your penis :unsure:

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom? :01:

Jonno B)


I wish I could answer this question (and I got a good one), but if I do, the topic will be closed and I'll be banned from the board.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by GCNaddict@12 January 2004 - 04:07

good crap lets assume ur 14 rite now how many years do u have til ur penis stops growing (on avg?)
Dunno.........you're 14 now, maybe a couple more years, I'll measure mine next year and let you know if it's still growing at 26 :lol:

@Spin........Dude, I'm still here and considering I posted a full frontal of myself I doubt it gets much more controversial than that :lol:

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

the Internation Organization for Standardization has just announced that from tomorrow, penis size shall be measured in IFA's.

website updated soon - ISO (http://www.iso.ch/iso/en/ISOOnline.frontpage)

IFA = infamousalbo101

one IFA is roughly equivalent to about 3/4 of an inch. which is in turn based on the actual size of IFA's manhood.


On presenting infamousalbo101 with a golden dildo, the president of ISO told him "thank you for being such an appropriate measurement unit, your uncanny similarity to the penis is just perfect, when people look at you and the way you act, they just think "penis", once again, thank you"

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by wolverine_x@12 January 2004 - 00:49
the Internation Organization for Standardization has just announced that from tomorrow, penis size shall be measured in IFA's.

website updated soon - ISO (http://www.iso.ch/iso/en/ISOOnline.frontpage)

IFA = infamousalbo101

one IFA is roughly equivalent to about 3/4 of an inch. which is in turn based on the actual size of IFA's manhood.


On presenting infamousalbo101 with a golden dildo, the president of ISO told him "thank you for being such an appropriate measurement unit, your uncanny similarity to the penis is just perfect, when people look at you and the way you act, they just think "penis", once again, thank you"
Omg I won the golden dildo

I would like to thank all the people that helped me in this journey espically your wolverine

:lol: :lol:


I see you get no girls

[wolverine_x]

you obviously don't look hard enough? are you blind?

i always thought that was an old-wives tale "if you don't stop you'll go blind".

You should have listened to those old folks.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by wolverine_x@12 January 2004 - 00:58
you obviously don't look hard enough? are you blind?

i always thought that was an old-wives tale "if you don't stop you'll go blind".

You should have listened to those old folks.
Why do you think I wear an i patch :pirate:

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by wolverine_x@11 January 2004 - 21:49
the Internation Organization for Standardization has just announced that from tomorrow, penis size shall be measured in IFA's.

website updated soon - ISO (http://www.iso.ch/iso/en/ISOOnline.frontpage)

IFA = infamousalbo101

one IFA is roughly equivalent to about 3/4 of an inch. which is in turn based on the actual size of IFA's manhood.


On presenting infamousalbo101 with a golden dildo, the president of ISO told him "thank you for being such an appropriate measurement unit, your uncanny similarity to the penis is just perfect, when people look at you and the way you act, they just think "penis", once again, thank you"
shouldnt it be IOS not ISO ??? "Internation Organization for Standardization "

[wolverine_x]

no, go to the website. the abbreviation is ISO.

here for example, is the reason you see the line ISO 9660 when using Nero etc for burning cds.

ISO 9660 (http://www.iso.ch/iso/en/CatalogueDetailPage.CatalogueDetail?CSNUMBER=17505&ICS1=35&ICS2=220&ICS3=30)

[Tormentor]

No it dosnt make sense, how is Internation Organization for Standardization abreviated to ISO

[Joakim Agren]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 04:38
Your penis :unsure:

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom? :01:

Jonno B)
Hello!

The average is precicely 6" which is 15CM and that is in erigated state.

[ivy]

Originally posted by Joakim Agren+12 January 2004 - 02:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Joakim Agren @ 12 January 2004 - 02:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 04:38
Your penis :unsure:

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom? :01:

Jonno B)
Hello&#33;

The average is precicely 6" which is 15CM and that is in erigated state. [/b][/quote]
erigated?

[ivy]

Originally posted by Joakim Agren+12 January 2004 - 02:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Joakim Agren &#064; 12 January 2004 - 02:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 04:38
Your penis :unsure:

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom? :01:

Jonno B)
Hello&#33;

The average is precicely 6" which is 15CM and that is in erigated state.[/b][/quote]

erigated?


No entry found for erigated.
Did you mean erogated?

1 entry found for erogated.
erogated

Erogate &#092;Er"o*gate&#092;, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Erogated; p. pr. & vb. n. Erogating.] [L. erogatus, p. p. of erogare; e out + rogare to ask.] To lay out, as money; to deal out; to expend. [Obs.]

im so confused :blink:

[silent VI]

Hello&#33;

The average is precicely 6" which is 15CM and that is in erigated state.




:lol: :lol: :lol: mabey for a asian :ph34r:

[4th gen]

Originally posted by Tormentor@12 January 2004 - 05:14
No it dosnt make sense, how is Internation Organization for Standardization abreviated to ISO
when you make an organisation, you can call it whatever you like ;)

:)

[Joakim Agren]

Originally posted by ivy+12 January 2004 - 08:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ivy @ 12 January 2004 - 08:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Joakim Agren@12 January 2004 - 02:27
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 04:38
Your penis :unsure:

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom? :01:

Jonno B)
Hello&#33;

The average is precicely 6" which is 15CM and that is in erigated state.

erigated?


No entry found for erigated.
Did you mean erogated?

1 entry found for erogated.
erogated

Erogate &#092;Er"o*gate&#092;, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Erogated; p. pr. & vb. n. Erogating.] [L. erogatus, p. p. of erogare; e out + rogare to ask.] To lay out, as money; to deal out; to expend. [Obs.]

im so confused :blink: [/b][/quote]
Hello&#33;

Yes Erogated&#33; Sorry for keyboard slip&#33; i is next to o on the keyboard&#33;

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by ivy@11 January 2004 - 23:35
erigated?
possible translations:

aggravated (angry penis) :angry:

irrigated (flushed penis) :lol:

and i dont measure mine for fear of possible embarrasment :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

[Joakim Agren]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@12 January 2004 - 08:39

Hello&#33;

The average is precicely 6" which is 15CM and that is in erigated state.




:lol: :lol: :lol: mabey for a asian :ph34r:
Hello&#33;

No it is an estimated world average presented on the Discovery Channel sex program (I forgot its name). The asian average is even smaller&#33;

If I remember correctly white americans and UK citizens had slightly larger about 6"1/4"(15.6CM).

By the way DrunkeNStylE where did your beautiful sig girl go I miss her on the forum??. Always nice to se her when visiting a thread you have written in :D

Did the moderator removed it if so why?. It did not break any rules&#33;

[silent VI]

By the way DrunkeNStylE where did your beautiful sig girl go I miss her on the forum??. Always nice to se her when visiting a thread you have written in&nbsp;

Did the moderator removed it if so why?. It did not break any rules

im making a newer better more naked but folling the rules sig of her so shell be back :lol: :angry: :frusty: As soon as i find a new gif animater