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Check it out: http://www.smalltime.com/anon.html
Can be rather interesting!

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:

I gotta go call some bird called Jenny ;)

[Cheese]

Man, I'm hungry what's for dinner?

Which is wierd cos I put in: "Soylent Green is people" :blink:

[DanB]

Wedges with mayo :smilie4:

[UKMan]

Nice link IC - very cool ;)

oh, here was mine:
Good job, numbskull. Now I fear all chickens. :unsure: :lol:

Peace
UKMan

[Cheese]

I may have caused my sisters epilepsy.

:lol: :lol: :blink:

[DanB]

Originally posted by UKMan@13 January 2004 - 01:14
Nice link IC - very cool ;)

Peace
UKMan
What d'ya get??? :unsure:



:P

[UKMan]

Originally posted by danb+13 January 2004 - 01:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 13 January 2004 - 01:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@13 January 2004 - 01:14
Nice link IC - very cool ;)

Peace
UKMan
What d&#39;ya get??? :unsure:



:P [/b][/quote]
i edited above - sory :)

[Cheese]

I got one about one of our members...but I won&#39;t post it :lol:

[Spider_dude]

i got

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don&#39;t need no water let the mother fucker burn.

[DanB]

Welcome to the Anonymous Message and URL Server

I was robbed :lol: :lol:


Edit - you can&#39;t do that Cheese :P

[Cheese]

aint it a drag to get some crap to read and not some profound statement that will change your life forever?

:blink: :blink: :blink:

[Spider_dude]

my ***** is large and in charge

[DanB]

The message which has been left for you is:

I love the last person to post

:blink:

Oh okay then :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by danb@13 January 2004 - 00:26
The message which has been left for you is:

I love the last person to post

:blink:

Oh okay then&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
That was me Dan. :rolleyes:

I got: My ***** is bigger than yours and in charge.

[Spider_dude]

Haha so there&#39;s more than just me wasting time here.

You owe me money you slag&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@12 January 2004 - 23:29
Haha so there&#39;s more than just me wasting time here.

You owe me money you slag&#33;&#33;&#33;
That was me&#33; Now pay up :angry: ;)

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab+13 January 2004 - 01:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 13 January 2004 - 01:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@13 January 2004 - 00:26
The message which has been left for you is:

I love the last person to post

:blink:

Oh okay then&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
That was me Dan. :rolleyes:

I got: My ***** is bigger than yours and in charge. [/b][/quote]
I never knew you felt that way :lol: :lol:

[namzuf9]

parents coming tomorrow.. empty trash, hide bong, wear clothes


:D

[Cheese]

Originally posted by namzuf9@12 January 2004 - 23:35
parents coming tomorrow.. empty trash, hide bong, wear clothes


:D
That were me... :lol:


Scousers are people too&#33; We just lack the morals that restrict other people ;)

[Spider_dude]

i just got this

withcheese loves p33n

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@12 January 2004 - 23:40
i just got this

withcheese loves p33n
That were&#39;t me :lol:

[Spider_dude]

who was this?


12.43 pm January 13 2004 Have just reached the lowest rung in hell....sending anonymous messages on the internet.

[DanB]

fire away sonny, I&#39;ll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me


:(

Someone with far too much time

The message which has been left for you is:

&nbsp; &nbsp; Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt Its so plump and round She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends Well I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can&#39;t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she&#39;s wearing I&#39;m hooked and I can&#39;t stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain&#39;t that average groupy I&#39;ve seen them dancin&#39; The hell with romancin&#39; She sweat, wet, got it goin&#39; like a turbo &#39;Vette I&#39;m tired of magazines saying flat butt&#39;s the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with Oakland booty [x4] I like&#39;em round and big And when I&#39;m throwin&#39; a gig I just can&#39;t help myself I&#39;m actin like an animal Now here&#39;s my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain&#39;t talkin&#39; bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot&#39;s in trouble Beggin&#39; for a piece of that bubble So I&#39;m lookin&#39; at rap videos Watchin&#39; these bimbos walkin&#39; like hoes You can have them bimbos I&#39;ll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won&#39;t cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say uhh Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won&#39;t like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I&#39;d rather stay and play Cuz I&#39;m long and I&#39;m strong And I&#39;m down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with the Oakland booty [x4] So your girlfriend drives a Honda Playin&#39; workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain&#39;t got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don&#39;t want none unless you&#39;ve got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don&#39;t lose that butt Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so So Cosmo says you&#39;re fat Well I ain&#39;t down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin&#39; And I&#39;m thinkin&#39; bout stickin&#39; To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain&#39;t it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can&#39;t resist her Red beans and rice didn&#39;t miss her So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back.


:blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@12 January 2004 - 23:53

fire away sonny, I&#39;ll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me


:(
I got that one (or similar at least) as well :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@12 January 2004 - 23:53

fire away sonny, I&#39;ll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me


:(

Someone with far too much time

The message which has been left for you is:

Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt Its so plump and round She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends Well I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can&#39;t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she&#39;s wearing I&#39;m hooked and I can&#39;t stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain&#39;t that average groupy I&#39;ve seen them dancin&#39; The hell with romancin&#39; She sweat, wet, got it goin&#39; like a turbo &#39;Vette I&#39;m tired of magazines saying flat butt&#39;s the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with Oakland booty [x4] I like&#39;em round and big And when I&#39;m throwin&#39; a gig I just can&#39;t help myself I&#39;m actin like an animal Now here&#39;s my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain&#39;t talkin&#39; bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot&#39;s in trouble Beggin&#39; for a piece of that bubble So I&#39;m lookin&#39; at rap videos Watchin&#39; these bimbos walkin&#39; like hoes You can have them bimbos I&#39;ll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won&#39;t cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say uhh Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won&#39;t like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I&#39;d rather stay and play Cuz I&#39;m long and I&#39;m strong And I&#39;m down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with the Oakland booty [x4] So your girlfriend drives a Honda Playin&#39; workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain&#39;t got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don&#39;t want none unless you&#39;ve got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don&#39;t lose that butt Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so So Cosmo says you&#39;re fat Well I ain&#39;t down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin&#39; And I&#39;m thinkin&#39; bout stickin&#39; To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain&#39;t it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can&#39;t resist her Red beans and rice didn&#39;t miss her So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back.


:blink:
LOL

That was me again...yes I do have too much time on my hands :lol:

btw that is Agent Felix&#39; cover of Baby Got Back (classic)

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by danb@13 January 2004 - 00:53

fire away sonny, I&#39;ll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me


:(

Someone with far too much time

The message which has been left for you is:

Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt Its so plump and round She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends Well I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can&#39;t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she&#39;s wearing I&#39;m hooked and I can&#39;t stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain&#39;t that average groupy I&#39;ve seen them dancin&#39; The hell with romancin&#39; She sweat, wet, got it goin&#39; like a turbo &#39;Vette I&#39;m tired of magazines saying flat butt&#39;s the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with Oakland booty [x4] I like&#39;em round and big And when I&#39;m throwin&#39; a gig I just can&#39;t help myself I&#39;m actin like an animal Now here&#39;s my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain&#39;t talkin&#39; bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot&#39;s in trouble Beggin&#39; for a piece of that bubble So I&#39;m lookin&#39; at rap videos Watchin&#39; these bimbos walkin&#39; like hoes You can have them bimbos I&#39;ll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won&#39;t cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say uhh Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won&#39;t like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I&#39;d rather stay and play Cuz I&#39;m long and I&#39;m strong And I&#39;m down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with the Oakland booty [x4] So your girlfriend drives a Honda Playin&#39; workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain&#39;t got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don&#39;t want none unless you&#39;ve got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don&#39;t lose that butt Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so So Cosmo says you&#39;re fat Well I ain&#39;t down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin&#39; And I&#39;m thinkin&#39; bout stickin&#39; To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain&#39;t it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can&#39;t resist her Red beans and rice didn&#39;t miss her So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back.


:blink:
i can be assed to read that whats the general picture? :01:

[DanB]

:lol: I should have guessed it was you. I knew it was either you or Spider :)

[Spider_dude]

that is weird i also copy/pasted the rules. i wonder who is getting all my messages. maybe its a good idea to add usernames and make them annonymous no more.

[Cheese]

@wizardmon: It&#39;s song lyrics...

[Nimdock]

This is what I got:


I&#39;m gonna love you all. Peace [SPAM]. I&#39;m gonna love you all. Peace [SPAM]. I&#39;m gonna love you all. Peace [SPAM]. I&#39;m gonna love you all. Peace [SPAM].


<_<

[Cheese]

I&#39;m gonna love you all. Peace [SPAM].

Me too, he&#39;s even spamming there... <_<


edit: Just got this:


I&#39;m gonna make love to you all. Peace [SPAM]

[Skweeky]

I have relations with myself :huh:

[Cheese]

If the United States is based on the idea of free speach...why do I get a phone bill?

:lol: :lol:

[UKMan]

Hmmm:


I want to exterminate every freakin stray cat that comes in my yard with my 22. No, wait...I want them to first pick up all the poop that they&#39;ve so diligently covered over...then I want to shoot em.

Someone hates cats me thinks :unsure:

[Cheese]

I got these:


A coworker at my office is hinting that we should lock the office up and fool around. My wife won&#39;t like this.


Coworkers at my office is hinting that we should lock the office up and fool around. My wife won&#39;t like this.


A coworker at my office is hinting that we should lock the office up and fool around. My pet sheep won&#39;t like this.

:lol: :lol: :lol: