Hooker, Maid, Chef Service

[hobbes]

What do you men think about this. You sign a contract with an agency that sends over a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.

Once the sex is done, she carries you to the couch and puts a beer and the remote control next you and leaves. Every 2 weeks a new woman arrives.

Perfection, sheer perfection. To be honest, I think I would enjoy the meals most, as I know how to do other things myself.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by hobbes@13 January 2004 - 01:39
a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.

Once the sex is done, she carries you to the couch and puts a beer and the remote control next you and leaves.
:o I dont get paid for this!

You mean I could make money? :huh:

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

i would pay $1,500 a month for this service.....whats the place's number i wanna give them a call.....are they like hookers where sex "acts" costs alot?? what would would there prices be for all sex acts?? :D

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:04
i would pay $1,500 a month for this service.....whats the place's number i wanna give them a call.....are they like hookers where sex "acts" costs alot?? what would would there prices be for all sex acts?? :D
Well, I don't think they will do any of the stuff in your sig., but more mainstream fetishes would be tolerated, Marv (http://e3.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,1589,00.html).

http://www.cnn.com/US/9709/25/albert.wrap/albert.jpg

Spanking, Yesssssss!

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

u mean i cant kill hookers? :(

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:19
u mean i cant kill hookers? :(
Oh, of course you can, it just drives up the price quite a bit.

[clocker]

Originally posted by hobbes@12 January 2004 - 18:39
What do you men think about this. You sign a contract with an agency that sends over a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.


http://www.usoperaweb.com/2002/june/images/bonappetit.jpg
So basically you want to boink Julia Child?

[hobbes]

Julia Roberts, Julia Childs, whatever.

The funny thing is that I am totally serious.

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested?

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

Originally posted by hobbes+12 January 2004 - 20:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 12 January 2004 - 20:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested? [/b][/quote]
oh yea :D

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz+13 January 2004 - 02:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sh1t_H4pp3nz @ 13 January 2004 - 02:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@12 January 2004 - 20:40
<!--QuoteBegin-Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head :D
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested?
oh yea :D [/b][/quote]
your avatar scares the shit out of me. please change it.

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

what me??? i can&#39;t change it (its my brother the night before he died :(...heres a couple close ups :D

http://home.comcast.net/~metaphysicalmind/avatar150x1501.gifhttp://home.comcast.net/~metaphysicalmind/avatar65x652.gif

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:53
what me??? i can&#39;t change it (its my brother the night before he died :(...heres a couple close ups :D

http://home.comcast.net/~metaphysicalmind/avatar150x1501.gifhttp://home.comcast.net/~metaphysicalmind/avatar65x652.gif
Why did you kill him?

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

i didnt kill him....he died in a car accident 2 years ago :(

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 04:00
i didnt kill him....he died in a car accident 2 years ago :(
Look, I am aware of your history, I was hoping you were trying to change. Whether what you say is true or not, you have no credibility here and I think you are full shit, quite honestly.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Don&#39;t do it Hobbes, trust me on this ok :)

On topic.......I think I&#39;d get bored with a woman like that, you might as well have a robot and a rubber doll, surly a woman with brains would be better? :)

Then they could fix stuff too :lol:

Oh man I&#39;ll get slapped for that one :lol:

Jonno B)

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

well i dont really care about what you think....i know its true....so thats all i have to say about that.....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:08
so thats all i have to say about that.....
Ok Forest :lol:

Joke ok, just a joke :)

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 04:08
well i dont really care about what you think....i know its true....so thats all i have to say about that.....
And I don&#39;t care what you think and I don&#39;t believe what you say. You need to change your ways before you gain my respect.

Since you don&#39;t care about my opinion, I can expect that you will not respond, unless you are full of shit.

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

accually i have Forrest Gump on DVD :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Good flick, Loved that film.........cept the miserable cow on the bench that said "Ma feet hurt" <_< Hate miserable people like that <_<

@Hobbes.......Dude, go with the flow.......you know what I&#39;m saying :)

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 January 2004 - 04:16
Good flick, Loved that film.........cept the miserable cow on the bench that said "Ma feet hurt" <_< Hate miserable people like that <_<

@Hobbes.......Dude, go with the flow.......you know what I&#39;m saying :)

Jonno B)
Don&#39;t worry, he cannot anger me, and I am not a cruel person. I am letting him step up and redeem himself.

[Sh1t_H4pp3nz]

my favorite part is where Forrest was at the watergate hotel and he saw the people breaking in :D i laughed like hell :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Hobbes.......There you go, thats good, he seems calmer so second chances are always good :)

@SH.......Nah, it&#39;s when he jumped off the boat , swam over to Dan and as the boat crashed he said "Thats ma boaaaat" :lol:

Jonno B)

[Busyman]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 January 2004 - 04:07
Don&#39;t do it Hobbes, trust me on this ok :)

On topic.......I think I&#39;d get bored with a woman like that, you might as well have a robot and a rubber doll, surly a woman with brains would be better? :)

Then they could fix stuff too :lol:

Oh man I&#39;ll get slapped for that one :lol:

Jonno B)
Different woman ....every 2 weeks.