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imnotanaddict
01-13-2004, 11:37 PM
WARNING: The
consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to
your bra and panties.
WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over
and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug
burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of
alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster
and better looking than most people WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The
consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The crumsumpten of
alcahol may mack you tink u can tipe real gud.

imported_greekboy
01-15-2004, 04:55 AM
i have all of thoes on a calander.
it also has different shots for every day.
its still good where did u get it?

CadeLaguana
01-16-2004, 02:03 PM
Well here is one:


Warning (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/alcoholwarnings.shtml)


Same thing, but in an animation.

imnotanaddict
01-16-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by greekboy@15 January 2004 - 04:55
i have all of thoes on a calander.
it also has different shots for every day.
its still good where did u get it?
got an email from a friend :P