Say Something (funny) About The Person

[Bender]

SAY SOMETHING (FUNNY) ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED BEFORE YOU.

Just as it says in the topic title: I post something, the second one says something (funny?) about me, the third says something about the second, and so on... :P
Let's see how many pages we can fill and please, keep it friendly! B)

Disclaimer: Yes, I stole this topic from another board. :)

LET THE GAMES BEGIN! :lol:

[Bender]

I'm the most respected and admired member on this board, especially amongst the women.
(Dead giveaway I think :lol: )

[mrcall1969]

Bender is the main benefactor to the Brussels kitten cemetery!

[Leech_Killer]

http://www.brandontoys.com/images/gender_bender_lg.gif

[Bender]

Leech_Killer can't stick to the rules of the game.

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by Bender@28 February 2003 - 12:58
Leech_Killer can't stick to the rules of the game.
Sorry Bender it wasn't intended as an insult I just thought this was funny and I hadn't realised that I'd been beaten to the post.

[Bender]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer+28 February 2003 - 13:10--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Leech_Killer @ 28 February 2003 - 13:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Bender@28 February 2003 - 12:58
Leech_Killer can&#39;t stick to the rules of the game.
Sorry Bender it wasn&#39;t intended as an insult I just thought this was funny and I hadn&#39;t realised that I&#39;d been beaten to the post.[/b][/quote]
No offence taken. ;)
Read the rules again, you have one chance left before disqualification. :D

[KinkoStinky]

This game is already starting to go off track... So ill help...

http://www.brandontoys.com/images/gender_bender_lg.gif

We will never know what bender really is...

[Knuckles187]

well ii think he touches donkeys. *neo that is*


heh funny nuff to me


MARKO IS TEH SEXY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[NikkiD]

Tommy lives in fear of his girlfriend&#33;&#33; Go Looby&#33;&#33;&#33;

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

*EDIT*.....I screwed the game up.....leaving Lobby going to my MusicWorld. :blink:

[Knuckles187]

ROFL FC&#33; the pointis to say somethign about the person who posted before you...

therefore..

Fc is a squirrel eating post whore :)

[mrcall1969]

Will someone explain the rules to FC??

and once Romeo matures a little he&#39;ll realise what a good football team is.

[Knuckles187]

this guy infront of me supports CELTIC&#33;&#33;&#33; now that is hillarious :)


GOOOOOOONERS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by Romeo187@28 February 2003 - 16:17
GOOOOOOONERS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Is that the &#39;Greyhound Gunners Ladies Football Club&#39;?

http://www.thesp.fsnet.co.uk/gglogosm.gif

[Bender]

Originally posted by Leech_Killer+28 February 2003 - 17:50--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Leech_Killer @ 28 February 2003 - 17:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Romeo187@28 February 2003 - 16:17
GOOOOOOONERS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Is that the &#39;Greyhound Gunners Ladies Football Club&#39;?

http://www.thesp.fsnet.co.uk/gglogosm.gif[/b][/quote]
@Leech_Killer: Third time wrong - you&#39;re out&#33; :lol:


@Romeo187: TommyGun69 thinks he&#39;s Vandiem thinks he&#39;s Vandiesjem thinks he&#39;s Romeo187.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Bender+28 February 2003 - 18:54--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 28 February 2003 - 18:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Leech_Killer@28 February 2003 - 17:50
<!--QuoteBegin--Romeo187@28 February 2003 - 16:17
GOOOOOOONERS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Is that the &#39;Greyhound Gunners Ladies Football Club&#39;?

http://www.thesp.fsnet.co.uk/gglogosm.gif
@Leech_Killer: Third time wrong - you&#39;re out&#33; :lol:


@Romeo187: TommyGun69 thinks he&#39;s Vandiem thinks he&#39;s Vandiesjem thinks he&#39;s Romeo187. [/b][/quote]
Bender is applying for the job of new NeoS. If he is succesful he will become Martha&#39;s apprentice Post Whore

[scribblec]

jimf is now called jmif
sounds like a detergant

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by solidsnake@28 February 2003 - 22:51
jimf is now called jmif
sounds like a detergant
Solidsnake (stonner) changed his name to reflect that he is personally responsible for the death of 1,267 kittens

[Bender]

Since no one dares to reply to JimF&#39;s, errr... reply:

To understand JimF&#39;s replys, one needs a dictionary.

[J'Pol]

Who is JimF, can&#39;t you spell.

[Ron]

Jmif is the one that used to pick on people who couldn&#39;t spell. :)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Ron@1 March 2003 - 03:44
Jmif is the one that used to pick on people who couldn&#39;t spell. :)
Well done arse boy. Have a look at the "Look at this" post, now in the lounge I think.

[Ron]

Jmif is the one that didn&#39;t understand that&#39;s exactly what I was talking about. :)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Ron@1 March 2003 - 03:51
Jmif is the one that didn&#39;t understand that&#39;s exactly what I was talking about. :)
Really.

[Ron]

Ok, if that&#39;s the way you want it.
Jimf, jmif, whatever you wanna call yourself these days, is a mf asshole with no sense of humour.

That better for ya?

[Bender]

/me thinks he has to quote himself:

Let&#39;s see how many pages we can fill and please, keep it friendly&#33;


...and says in a diplomatic way: JimF and Ron are the most friendly guys in the world. <_<

[The Great Dude]

Would it be right to agree with you Bender? :P

[Skillian]

Bender has been in the .com forums while we&#39;ve been away ;)

[Bender]

You&#39;ve both posted at the same time, I think people may choose now on who they reply.

@ The_Great_Dude:
The_Great_Dude thinks he&#39;s great because he types faster than me&#33; :lol:

@Skillian:
Not while our forum was away, only today.
And then again, I admitted in my first post that I stole this topic&#33; :P

[The Great Dude]

Originally posted by Bender@28 February 2003 - 19:42
@ The_Great_Dude:
The_Great_Dude thinks he&#39;s great because he types faster than me&#33; :lol:

I do now? Once again just a few minutes after you posted. :P :lol:

["The Avatar Man"]

I know that by posting here My turn is next
But here I go anyway


The Great Dude&#39;s Real Identity is


http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,198954,00.jpg

[Spindulik]

....and Steve (the "Dude&#39; from DELL) is gay looking.


http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/Wenth.jpg

[The Great Dude]

Originally posted by Master YodaX@28 February 2003 - 19:58
I know that by posting here My turn is next
But here I go anyway


The Great Dude&#39;s Real Identity is


http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,198954,00.jpg
WTF Have you guys flipped? :P :lol: :lol: :blink: :blink:

Did you guy take time to search for those pictures? If you did, I congratulate you for the effort to find some damn freaking pictures. :P :lol:

[Energizer_God]

checks Benders oil once a week heh heh :lol: :lol:

[Bender]

Back on topic PLEASE&#33; :angry:
Who&#39;s turn was it anyway? :)

[Energizer_God]

iwas i said " He " checks benders oil

http://www.brandontoys.com/images/gender_bender_lg.gif

now i say

the Truth is out

[kAb]

^lots of goddamn pictures of bender posted..

(i don&#39;t mind though)

[Leech_Killer]

Originally posted by Energizer_God@1 March 2003 - 06:04
iwas i said " He " checks benders oil

http://www.brandontoys.com/images/gender_bender_lg.gif

now i say

the Truth is out
How come when I posted this I got flamed for it?

@ Bender what was wrong with my last post?

[Bender]

@kAb: Wrong&#33; Two more and you&#39;re disqualified&#33; :P
@Leech_Killer: You didn&#39;t follow the rules of the game - oops - you just did it again&#33; :lol:


Back on topic (if we can speak of a topic):

I think Energizer_God is what a woman would call the perfect vibrator.

[J'Pol]

If bender thinks there is a perfect vibrator, then he isn&#39;t doing something properly.

[ugluk]

jmif is so good, that he&#39;s still a senior&#33; :P

[scribblec]

ugluk plans to have a sex change to look like madonna

[Rat Faced]

Called &#39;solidsnake&#39; because the permanent hard on in his trousers makes him walk funny...see his sig.

Of course its that small, the girls dont NOTICE he has the hard-on....

[jetje]

Rat faced used to hang out in here, before he took of with "our" ladies to his sunny sexy chatroom :lol:

[scribblec]

http://pipsa.flaming-trout.com/babies/babies03.jpg

is what rat faced really looks like
also another maddona fan
but cant afford the sex change fee

[mrcall1969]

Jetje "swings" as much as his avatars jubblies&#33;

Edit: due to solidsnake posting shite&#33;

[PcH]

mrcall1969 likes the soccer c*ck&#33; :lol: j/k

[scribblec]

p puberty
c cant
h happen

is what he thinks

[Energizer_God]

solidsnake could be mrcall&#39;s soccer ball in the chat room
:lol: cause he gets kicked alot :lol:




fixed it

[scribblec]

errr i was next

[Grim]

I must be fu*kin bored reading all this SHIT :P

[Bender]

@SolidSnake: No you weren&#39;t. :)

Back on topic @Grim: But you couldn&#39;t be bothered by reading the rules. :D

[Knuckles187]

ok i know alot of people have posted but i want to reply to k4l and it hnk i should be allowed bearing in mind he is an AssKlown

solidsnake changed his name to get rid of the hassle he got being k4l because he behaved like a dork and he keeps mentioning sex chnaged cos he really really wants one himself.. actually he is a hermafprohdite (sp) and so he needs to choose one of the other but he cant decide cos he likes to suck his own....

i will leave it there :)

EDIT : this is a joke.... don tak offence k4l we like you really....

EDIT 2 : now that is a joke&#33; :)

[smellycat]

They call him Romeo because he&#39;s always chatting up the girls.

187 is the number who have turned him down. :P

[RPerry]

ewwww, it stinks like Cats in here...... :P

[Ron]

I think RPerry is slightly dyslexic.
The only reason he likes the Buccaneers, is because he thinks they come from TRampa Bay. ;)

[J'Pol]

Ron should be censored for arsing about.

And putting mayo on his chips (fries to the Americans)

[Ron]

JmiF is <CENSORED> and <CENSORED>.
He also is a <CENSORED>
But the worst thing is that he likes to <CENSORED> while <CENSORED>
Damn, besides flood control, this board now has curse control as well.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Ron@2 March 2003 - 15:51
JmiF is <CENSORED> and <CENSORED>.
He also is a <CENSORED>
But the worst thing is that he likes to <CENSORED> while <CENSORED>
Damn, besides flood control, this board now has curse control as well.
Sorry I meant to type censured. My mistake.

[Ron]

Damn, had to look that one up. :)
So,..... JmiF is someone who likes to use uncommon words to confuse the cr*p out of non-native-English-speaking persons. (I just hyphenated that to annoy you btw :P)


For all others:
censure
noun, verb
FORMAL
(to express) strong criticism or disapproval
His dishonest behaviour came under severe censure.
The government survived a censure motion/a vote of censure (=a formal act of criticism).

[PcH]

Ron likes pictures of people fingering assholes&#33; :lol:

[smellycat]

PcH sounds like a powder you sniff to get high. :lol:

[RPerry]

talking about sniff.... I smell that damn cat again :o

[J'Pol]

RP

The Dim Reaper

[TRshady]

Im such a dick im too scared to diss jimif.
(thats the post after me.) :)

[Ron]

I wonder why skweeky or NikkiD won&#39;t post in this thread btw.
Now THAT would be worth reading...... :)

[NikkiD]

Is that a dare Ron? I already did, just no one replied to mine... :lol:

Ron&#39;s constantly "messing" on his keyboard.

[RPerry]

Nikki"s always causing "messes" on keyboards

[TRshady]

Ive heard nikkiD shaves, not just her pubes ............ :lol:

(She has the power to block my posts right? aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;
No, im sorry, i love you&#33;. No I dont, but ........ sorry&#33;) :lol:

NikkiD, you are a woman right? (this aint part of the topic)

[Ron]

Note that RPerry didn&#39;t say "Ron&#39;s keyboard". :lol:

[NikkiD]

Ron has a fascination with cucumbers.

[RPerry]

Because what would I be doing messing on Rons Keyboard?? Thats sick dude :blink:

[jobes]

the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Bucaneers are going to form a merger team, called the TamPacks. But, see, I don&#39;t think they&#39;re going to be any good, because they&#39;re only good for one period, and they&#39;ve got no second string.

[jetje]

Don&#39;t bother me if I am in the bathroom. I am downloading

Always wondered what jobes is doing in the bathroom all the time.... EHM what is he downloading.
Well he surtenly dances all day B)

[Skweeky]

I like Jetje&#39;s accent :P :lol:

[Grim]

I&#39;m very confused now, did someone delete mine & tilans replies???


I&#39;d also love to know what Skweeky&#39;s spider does when it goes up?

[jetje]

Originally posted by Grim@3 March 2003 - 15:55
I&#39;m very confused now, did someone delete mine & tilans replies???


I&#39;d also love to know what Skweeky&#39;s spider does when it goes up?
yes if we have the feeling someone&#39;s messing up topics we do.... tey were off topic imo

@grim
he&#39;s a 41 year old Englishman with a young heart.... with a fetish for diapers?&#33;(to keep the topic alive)

[Razz]

Jetje the guy with the best boobs on the planet

ohh and the guy that beat me to grim :)

[NikkiD]

Razz likes to strip in the chat room when he plays Joe Cocker songs. :lol:

[Skweeky]

razz likes cucumbers, espacially when Ron is holding them :P
razz shut up, ur underaged, go clean up the mess :devil:

edit, &#39;cause Nikki beat me:

Nikki still didn&#39;t give back my underwear since our last show&#33; <_< :lol:

[Grim]

Ok sorry.

by the way Jetje, got any spare bra&#39;s, i got no diapers left & they look big enough :lol:

[Razz]

[ 13:47:29 ] [ +julia ] ur all retarded
[ 13:47:32 ] [ @Skweeky ] the last show...u know, with the girl talk in it
[ 13:47:39 ] [ +[KLT]Razz ] oh right
[ 13:47:45 ] [ +EvilHamsterOfDeath ] Spirit can i come over and use your crapper? i dont feel like backing mine up today
[ 13:47:52 ] [ +Grim ] em ont redarted

nuff said lol

[Skweeky]

razz doesn&#39;t want to post in &#39;when did u loose ur virginity&#39; thread because he&#39;s 54 and still a virgin :P

[Razz]

KLMB - need i say more lol
k i will K-Lite master bitch :)

Razz

[NikkiD]

Razz is a KLMP - KaZaA Lite Master Pimp.

[Razz]

RF...IRC....first....bj


:lol:

[RPerry]

Razz is just jealous because it wasn&#39;t him :P

[Skweeky]

razz never got a virtual bj

[Razz]

KILLA_SIN - same as nikki lol


And yes i am jealous :P

[Skweeky]

razz became a KLMP because no one wanted him as a bitch, he didn&#39;t make any money :P

[Ron]

I saw him BJ-ing a cucumber once though.....

@skweeky: she&#39;s the one that should be studying, instead of spending so many hours in the chat.
If she doesn&#39;t start doing that, she might be working here one day.
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[RPerry]

Originally posted by Ron@3 March 2003 - 09:35
I saw him BJ-ing a cucumber once though.....

@skweeky: she&#39;s the one that should be studying, instead of spending so many hours in the chat.
If she doesn&#39;t start doing that, she might be working here one day.
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
thats when Ron "messed" his keyboard

[Skweeky]

Ron is the one who&#39;s always nagging :P

edit: RP is the one who is always one second behind me (expect when i&#39;m ill, like today)

[mrcall1969]

Skweeky always takes "sickies" to get out of college&#33;

[Ron]

mrcall is the only guy I know that mistakes F cups for pillows.
:w00t:

[tilen76]

OK, I&#39;ll try to get in the game again.

@Grim: Sorry if I have offended you in any way.
@person_who_deleted_my_and_Grims_posts: why?


Ron is the one in the chat that claims that a cm is the same as an inch.

[Skweeky]

tilen likes dora :P :lol:

[tilen76]

Skweeky likes to sing naked and drunk at 6AM. :lol:

And she pays €5 for that. :blink:

[mrcall1969]

and Tilen pays double to watch&#33;&#33;

[Skweeky]

tilen doesn&#39;t know what a&#39;cantus&#39; is :lol:


edit: mrcall&#39;s real name is mrcakk

[Ron]

skweeky is going to make RF very disappointed very soon. :)

[Razz]

when i was a klb ron was my biggest customer


edit:hehehe to slow nikki :) - oh and i only wear it in the weekends nikki :)

[NikkiD]

Ron gets beat up repeatedly... by GIRLS&#33;&#33;&#33;

Damn you Razz&#33;&#33;&#33; Razz regularly shops in his mom&#39;s store... for himself&#33;&#33;

[Ron]

NikkiD was just lurking around, WAITING for the opportunity to say that.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Ron@3 March 2003 - 15:43
mrcall is the only guy I know that mistakes F cups for pillows.
:w00t:
Ron wishes he had F cups for pillows&#33;


Edit: Too slow Posh AGAIN&#33; :D

[Skweeky]

Ron is jealous of RF :P

[Ron]

Why would I be jealous of RF getting blisters on his hands from killing all them kittens?

@skweeky: she&#39;s one of them awful "K" lovers&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :x

[Skweeky]

Ron has a fake arm &#39;cause his real one was bitten off by one of them tigers he was trying to kill :P

[Knuckles187]

Originally posted by smellycat@2 March 2003 - 14:11
They call him Romeo because he&#39;s always chatting up the girls.

187 is the number who have turned him down. :P
hahahahahahaha nice one

and skweeky is teh Rf seducer...

[sleepnmojo]

romeo is my prison bitch :flowers: