My Wanking Acident

[MakaveliThaDon]

I WAS UP LATE 1 NIGHT AND I STARTED 2 WANK OVER JUDGE JUDY, SHE IS SO NICE, THEN SUDDENLY I GET MY PENIS CAUGHT IN MY PANTS SO WAT HAPPENED IS I GOT A KNIFE 2 CUT THE PANTS OFF... SO THEN I HAD 2 PHONE THE 911 4 THE AMBULANCE 2 COME BUT I DID IT QUITLY SO MY PARENTS DIDNT HEAR UPSTAIRS... A WOMEN TOLD ME IF I NEEDED 2 GO TO THE TOLIET B4 SHE PERFORMS THE OPERATION... SO I SAID NO THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS SUCKIN MY DICK AND IT JUST POPS OFF MY PANTS AND HEY PRESTO! IT IS FIXED! THEN SHE WENT OFF... BUT I STOPED HER AND ASKED HER 4 HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS ONLY HERE 2 DO HER JOB..... LOL, YEAH RIIIGHHHTT....

[Wizard_Mon1]

go back to pr0n world :lol:

[Keikan]

can you say ______? (Fill in the blank)

[Mad Cat]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc3.jpg

[4th gen]

http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG

:)

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 03:54
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG

:)
lol, haven't seen the skyline version of it :lol: :blink:

[Lite]

Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 11:54
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG

:)
Skylines Suck :D

c'mon everybod masterbate :blink: (ok im scared now)

[cpt_azad]

dude, that means i've already killed like a bazillion cats and/or crashed thousands of skylines :blink: , better get my lawyer

[james_bond_rulez]

http://www.finestwomen.com/images/layout_model_tilanguyen.gif

i liked ur previous avatar cpt.... :huh:

this one is kinda gay :lol:

[tencive]

Never liked kittens nor skylines, so let's kill some... with just one hand.


:helpsmile:

[Monkeee]

Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 11:54
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG

:)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I MUST"VE KILLED LIKE 9436 Skylines BY NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[4th gen]

i'm taking the skyline pic down in 10 mins, so if you want it, save it :)

[internet.news]

Originally posted by MakaveliThaDon@16 January 2004 - 02:24
I WAS UP LATE 1 NIGHT AND I STARTED 2 WANK OVER JUDGE JUDY, SHE IS SO NICE, THEN SUDDENLY I GET MY PENIS CAUGHT IN MY PANTS SO WAT HAPPENED IS I GOT A KNIFE 2 CUT THE PANTS OFF... SO THEN I HAD 2 PHONE THE 911 4 THE AMBULANCE 2 COME BUT I DID IT QUITLY SO MY PARENTS DIDNT HEAR UPSTAIRS... A WOMEN TOLD ME IF I NEEDED 2 GO TO THE TOLIET B4 SHE PERFORMS THE OPERATION... SO I SAID NO THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS SUCKIN MY DICK AND IT JUST POPS OFF MY PANTS AND HEY PRESTO! IT IS FIXED! THEN SHE WENT OFF... BUT I STOPED HER AND ASKED HER 4 HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS ONLY HERE 2 DO HER JOB..... LOL, YEAH RIIIGHHHTT....
Wow! :o [I think some ppl might say STFU = Shut The Fuck Up, means objectively(?): Please calm down ;) thanks.]

[sir waffle]

Ha H ahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahhah !!!!

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by sir waffle@22 January 2004 - 21:08
Ha H ahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahhah !!!!
thats not very nice :lol: :lol: :lol: