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Leech_Killer
02-28-2003, 04:57 PM
Why have women got small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.
NikkiD
02-28-2003, 04:58 PM
Why do women wear white when they get married?

So they match the other kitchen appliances.
Leech_Killer
02-28-2003, 05:12 PM
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, they just sit in the dark and moan!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? - None, let her do the dishes in the dark
NikkiD
02-28-2003, 05:31 PM
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but you have to ask him 500 times.
Leech_Killer
02-28-2003, 05:35 PM
Nikkid,

I've just added a Sexist Jokes thread, both male and female jokes, add your jokes there.