Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[JONNO_CELEBS]

My cat is wanking :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Nimdock]

Just doing as his master, it's common in pets...


:ph34r:

[DanB]

:o :o


Put a blanket over it :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

My dog used to do that.
She would get excited when guests came round, and do it in front of them. :o


damn spelling. <_<

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 15:35
My dog used to do that.
She would get excited when gets came round, and do it in front of them. :o
I hope she does&#39;nt take after you :lol: :lol: :lol:

&#39;lo :)

Ok she&#39;s stopped :unsure:

Dirty little shit, at least when I do it I have porn on :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[cowswithguns]

Originally posted by danb@18 January 2004 - 01:24
:o :o


Put a blanket over it :unsure:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:18
My cat is wanking :ph34r:

Jonno B)
It&#39;s not uncommon for cats to produce milk ;)

[100%]

I saw a dog seriously BJ itself until it orgasmed once - i didnt know they did that.

Why has National Geographic never covered this topic??????

I guess wanking in the animal kingdom is taboe there too.

Imagine what all those pets do when the owner is out......
http://www.repubblica.it/pubblicita_pagine/national/national/cover.jpg

[UKMan]

I know that replying here Jonno it will place this thread at the top.... not my intention in this case... im just discusted that you havn&#39;t mentioned how??? :lol: :lol: I wanna know HOW???

Peace
UKIJustGottaKnowHowMan

[Flange]

Discussting :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by UKMan@17 January 2004 - 15:43
I know that replying here Jonno it will place this thread at the top.... not my intention in this case... im just discusted that you havn&#39;t mentioned how??? :lol: :lol: I wanna know HOW???

Peace
UKIJustGottaKnowHowMan
:lol: :lol: Well it sat there on it&#39;s back, hinds legs in the air........licking :ph34r:

I said to her "Do you mind not wanking in front of me" she looked up with her tounge hanging out.........then carried on <_<

Jonno B)

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@17 January 2004 - 15:43
I saw a dog seriously BJ itself until it orgasmed once - i didnt know they did that.

Why has National Geographic never covered this topic??????

I guess wanking in the animal kingdom is taboe there too.

Imagine what all those pets do when the owner is out......
http://www.repubblica.it/pubblicita_pagine/national/national/cover.jpg
i always wondered about this till once on wildlife on one i saw an monkey hanging from a tree wanking with its foot


who would have thought this would turn into such a mass debate?

[UKMan]

This brings up an intersting, if not totally irrelevant question:

If males w*nk - do females also w*nk - i thought another expression was used :unsure:

Help me out here, after all i&#39;m only 54 and not yet educated in these things B)

Ukkie

[Mr. Mulder]

Can animals get other animals to do it for them?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well yeah, women wank :D

Slapping the fish :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:53
OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:


:o :P

[UKMan]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 16:53
Well yeah, women wank :D

Slapping the fish :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o :lol:

Jonno B)
So she licked herself whilst slapping the fish you gave her previously to eat, now its smoking a fag :blink: I&#39;m totally confused now.... is she looking at you with an evil eye too?? If so, i&#39;d move away as soon as possible Jonno :)

Ukkie

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@lilmiss........hehe :P

@Ukdude.........She&#39;s a clever cat, she&#39;s now setting the tappets on my car :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[DanB]

Originally posted by lilmiss+17 January 2004 - 16:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 January 2004 - 16:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:53
OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;.........She just sat down and lit a smoke :o&nbsp; :lol:


:o :P [/b][/quote]
Sounds like an interesting cat you have their Jonno.

It may have some issues though :lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

This forum is getting more degenerate by the day&#33;&#33;

Cats wanking, dogs doing autoblowjobs......

It&#39;s sad, it&#39;s sick&#33;&#33;&#33;























But feckin&#39; hilarious&#33;&#33;&#33;


http://www.pastelportraits.com/licking.jpg

http://www.kingcards.com/images/holiday/dadsday/licking_bf10.gif

Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Not it&#39;s female, she does&#39;nt need tissues :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[DanB]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 18:11
Not it&#39;s female, she does&#39;nt need tissues :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Boom Boom :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[100%]

You know the statement

" Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten"

so

Everytime a kitten masturbates god kills a .........??

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Really?? :unsure:

So who kills what when the big man wanks?? :unsure:

Or do you reckon it&#39;s all shrivled up by now? :lol: :lol:

Maybe thats what sleet is :ph34r: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, gods wanking on the planet :ph34r:

I used to eat that as a kid :helpsmile:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :ph34r:

Jonno B)