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JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 06:59 PM
President of some country??
I think it would be really cool, everybody would have to where glasses and all non alcoholic drinks would be banned, MacDonalds would be free and so would fags :)
Plus I would make work illegal!
Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!
When you ask someone for sex they are not allowed to refuse unless they have a partener!
Food would be exchanged for entertainment.!
Clothes would be banned!
And I would have a nice comfy chair to sit on :)
VOTE JONNO!!!!
Jonno B)
Marius24
01-17-2004, 07:02 PM
I'm too young to vote, sorry :P
Unless you give me one of those chairs.... I ain't givin you my vote :P
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 07:05 PM
Everyone gets a chair like mine
Heated, vibrating, comode, speakers in the head rest, fridge one side, microwave the other!
But mine will be red, yours will be Black :D
Jonno B)
Could it be dark blue? I prefer :D
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 19:59
everybody would have to where glasses
all non alcoholic drinks would be banned,
MacDonalds would be free and so would fags :)
Plus I would make work illegal!
Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!
When you ask someone for sex they are not allowed to refuse unless they have a partener!
Food would be exchanged for entertainment.!
Clothes would be banned!
I would seriously like to see the effects of such a society if this is implemented.
would be a lot of fat, drunken naked people running around... :o
Originally posted by ivy@17 January 2004 - 12:09
would be a lot of fat, drunken naked people running around... :o
More like having sex around ;) :lol:
having sex around... and dont forget the smoking. oh yes... ok... lemme revise.
a lot of fat, 4-eyed, drunken, naked, smokin like chimney people runnin around havin sex.
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
01-17-2004, 07:15 PM
:D Only if FC was Vice President would you win. :D
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 12:15
:D Only if FC was Vice President would you win. :D
You mean First lady :P :lol:
Mr. Mulder
01-17-2004, 07:36 PM
a lot of fat, 4-eyed, drunken, naked, smokin like chimney people runnin around havin sex.
He's got my vote :lol:
brotherdoobie
01-17-2004, 07:54 PM
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/jonno%20for%20president.jpg
Peace brotherdoobie
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by ivy@17 January 2004 - 19:13
having sex around... and dont forget the smoking. oh yes... ok... lemme revise.
a lot of fat, 4-eyed, drunken, naked, smokin like chimney people runnin around havin sex.
Where did all this running come from??? :blink:
I never said anything about running <_<
@FC.........Ok dude, deal, you can have a green chair :D
Jonno B)
NikkiD
01-17-2004, 08:46 PM
Does this mean I get to be the intern?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 08:53 PM
Everyone has to take it "In turns" LMFAO :lol:
I'm just so funny, would'nt you love me as president of some country somewhere? :)
And Nikki..........I will need someone to cook, but unfortunately you will be my sex slave :D
Jonno B)
NikkiD
01-17-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:53
And Nikki..........I will need someone to cook, but unfortunately you will be my sex slave :D
:unsure: Erm... Studly?
That was kinda the idea... Monica Lewinsky... intern... President Clinton...
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 09:12 PM
He did NOT have sexual relations with monika lewinski!!!! :lol: :lol:
And yeah I knew that :ph34r:
Hey I'm English, we don't have stupid words.............thats another thing
If they make me president all stupid words that I can't spell or don't know what they mean will be illeagal to use.......(thats most English then) :unsure:
Edit: That would include "Ilegal/.........Illiegal.......Ileagle, you knoe what I mean, that words is against the law now* :angry:
Edit2: So is the word Know/Knoe :lol:
And anyway, Lewinski only gave him a blowjob, I want more I tell ya,....MORE MORE MORE..........SEX SEX SEX..............F.........ok I'll stop there :helpsmile:
Your job Nikki will be "Nikki type this out for me while bending over the desk naked with your legs spread" ........I'll raise your wages by 2 potatoes a week (I've done away with money) :)
Jonno B)
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 17:12
He did NOT have sexual relations with monika lewinski!!!! :lol: :lol:
Nah, they just shared a stogie. ;)
Remember, Jonno-
"A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."*
* This in no way reflects on our NikkiD. :)
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 09:35 PM
But my Nikki is always Shhhhhmokin'http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif
Jonno B)
NikkiD
01-17-2004, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 16:12
Your job Nikki will be "Nikki type this out for me while bending over the desk naked with your legs spread" ........I'll raise your wages by 2 potatoes a week (I've done away with money) :)
Erm... okay... I think I can live with that... ;)
Edit: Awwwwwwww.... :wub:
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 09:44 PM
Heh you might be able to live with it, but you would'nt be walking very well after a few days :D
Jonno http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif
infamousalbo101
01-17-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59
Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!
Ohhh count me in :lol:
:)
hobbes
01-17-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101+17 January 2004 - 23:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 @ 17 January 2004 - 23:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59
Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!
Ohhh count me in :lol:
:)[/b][/quote]
You would agree with cutting back on your sexual activity? Your a real team player, to be sure!
infamousalbo101
01-17-2004, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by hobbes+17 January 2004 - 18:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 17 January 2004 - 18:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@17 January 2004 - 23:45
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59
Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!
Ohhh count me in :lol:
:)
You would agree with cutting back on your sexual activity? Your a real team player, to be sure! [/b][/quote]
huh?
Cheese
01-17-2004, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by hobbes+17 January 2004 - 21:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 17 January 2004 - 21:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@17 January 2004 - 23:45
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59
Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!
Ohhh count me in :lol:
:)
You would agree with cutting back on your sexual activity? Your a real team player, to be sure! [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
01-17-2004, 11:04 PM
Oi!!! it's very difficult to have sex with Nikki while you lot are wondering round my orifice <_<
And Cheese..........stop it <_<
Inf.........stop looking at Nikki's breasts <_<
Now, where was I :devil:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hump.gif
Jonno B)
ChillyBilly
01-17-2004, 11:35 PM
Jonno
You get my vote m8
:clap: :clap: :clap:
JONNO_CELEBS
01-18-2004, 12:23 AM
Ah another loyal subject :D
You can be my beer tester :D
Jonno B)
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