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bigboab
01-22-2004, 10:57 PM
I recently had a strict medical. I have discovered that I have lost one inch in height. Down from 6’ to 5’11”. This leaves a lot of unsolved mysteries:


1. Where did that inch go to?
2. Will I lose an inch from any other place(I cant afford to :rolleyes: )
3. Does this mean my diet has been put back by 5 pounds?
4. Will I get mugged when I go for my pension? :ph34r:
5. Will I have to change my username.
6. Is there any way I can regain what I have lost?

I now very despondent and need a lot of care and affection. Where should I go for this? Should I start drinking again? :(

(>Zero Cool<)
01-22-2004, 11:09 PM
Have you tried putting your shoes back on?

p.s. welcome back bigish fellow :)

Lamsey
01-22-2004, 11:13 PM
You&#39;re still 2" taller than me :huh:

Mr. Mulder
01-22-2004, 11:18 PM
What does this inch look like? :huh:

Spicker
01-22-2004, 11:25 PM
LOL&#33; u people are short&#33;

im only 14 and im 6&#39; :rolleyes: :rolleyes: B) B) B) B) (only in grade 9)

i bet you tht, tht inch went to me B) :rolleyes:

Spicker
01-22-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Arcadia@23 January 2004 - 00:18
What does this inch look like? :huh:
its about this long...

umm

----------------- B)

Wizard_Mon1
01-22-2004, 11:35 PM
I beleive this chap took it&#33;
http://www.joaf.co.jp/isyo-kasou/otonosama-set/otonosama-set-.jpg

More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.

bigboab
01-22-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 January 2004 - 23:35
More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.
I dont think I have that yet. The spine is falling off some of my older books though. :lol: :lol:

Wizard_Mon1
01-22-2004, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+22 January 2004 - 23:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 22 January 2004 - 23:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@22 January 2004 - 23:35
More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.
I dont think I have that yet. The spine is falling off some of my older books though. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
You&#39;d be surprised most people have it to some degree, only it becomes more pronoced during old age because thier body is less able to withstand the pull of gravity.

Mr. Mulder
01-22-2004, 11:44 PM
http://www.dfcom.freeserve.co.uk/hbw/images/inch_high_pi.gif

hmmmmmm, first bigboab loses an inch, then this guy turns up. It all seems a little too convenient :shifty:

Spider_dude
01-23-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by jaigandhi5+22 January 2004 - 23:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaigandhi5 @ 22 January 2004 - 23:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@23 January 2004 - 00:18
What does this inch look like? :huh:
its about this long...

umm

----------------- B) [/b][/quote]
hmm when viewing this page at the resolution 1280x1040 my penis grows? why is this?

DanB
01-23-2004, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Spider_dude+23 January 2004 - 18:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 23 January 2004 - 18:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by jaigandhi5@22 January 2004 - 23:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@23 January 2004 - 00:18
What does this inch look like? :huh:
its about this long...

umm

----------------- B)
hmm when viewing this page at the resolution 1280x1040 my penis grows? why is this? [/b][/quote]
An inch? :o

DarthInsinuate
01-23-2004, 06:47 PM
bibboab - maybe you were in the shower too long, things get smaller after you step out of the shower

vidcc
01-23-2004, 07:03 PM
have you tried measuring around you waist? perhaps thats where the inch went :lol: