Favorite Punch Lines Only

[Nightwolf]

So the old man says, "No, but it's twitchin' a bit."

[tralalala]

:huh: i thought punchlines are the main part in jokes........ :lol: :lol: :o :huh:



tralalala

[DanB]

A brown stick

[bigboab]

A white stick. I am playing a blinder here. :lol:

[Wizard_Mon1]

cas he told you your girlfriends hair smelled nice

[DanB]

Green fluff

[4th gen]

we don't have any cows

[bigboab]

Instead of turning left, if you go straight on you will be right.

[Wizard_Mon1]

super mans a barstard when hes drunk

[Wizard_Mon1]

if you don't say any thing about the sheep i won't say anything about the baby

[DanB]

A penguin rolling down a hill :D

[4th gen]

it's your turn in the tree today

[shn]

No Jokes? :o

Then whats a punchline? :huh:

[bigboab]

What are you playing at? Do you think this is outside that you are in?

[Biggles]

*jubilant* ughughugh noises

[DanB]

But I'm Pastor Flaps

[4th gen]

no, it's up to my knees

[DanB]

Thats what I get for mixing ma toasties

[MagicNakor]

Oh, that's our shortstop.

:ninja:

[Lamsey]

Which was nice.

[ivy]

They were on coffee break.

[4th gen]

she got fired too

[DanB]

Lets go inside and get sh*tfaced

[4th gen]

Pebbles

[B.Helto]

Rectum? - damn near killed 'em!

[DanB]

Put him on the end of a bridge with a speed camera

[Wizard_Mon1]

because im an ex-tractor-fan to

[4th gen]

Well, I was just delivering this bridge and I ran out of fuel

[Moby.]

I was fuckin' my mama!

[DanB]

Wimbledon Fc

[Nightwolf]

Originally posted by B.Helto@23 January 2004 - 14:39
Rectum? - damn near killed 'em!
That one made me laugh out loud, and I don't even know the whole joke. :lol:

[Nightwolf]

The Indian says, "You understand, Broken Rubber?"

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by danb@23 January 2004 - 20:00
Wimbledon Fc
:lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

Tonto says "You are on your own paleface".

[Nightwolf]

... so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

[infamousalbo101]

Hey timmy now run along and go play in the traffic :)