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newcster68
01-25-2004, 09:51 PM
DON'T FLY ME

It has been reported that an employee for Ansett Australia (Airlines) , who happened to have the last name of Gay, got on a plane recently using the company's 'Free Flight' offer for staff. However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a fare paying passenger.

So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. Unknown to Mr. Gay, another Ansett flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The passengers of this flight were being re-routed to various other airplanes. A few were put on Mr. Gay's flight and anyone holding a 'free' ticket was being 'bumped'. Ansett officials, armed with a list of these 'freebie' ticket holders boarded the plane, as is the practice, to remove them in favor of fare paying passengers. Of course, our Mr. Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember. So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr. Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer "Are you Gay?" The man, shyly nodded that he was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to get off the plane."

Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Agent had said, tried to clear up the situation: You got the wrong man. I'm Gay!" This caused an angry third passenger to yell, "Hell! I'm gay too! They can't kick us all off!" Confusion reined as more and more passengers began yelling that Ansett had no right to remove gays from their flights. -New York Times-

It is reported that Ansett has refused to comment on the incident. :lol:

DanB
01-25-2004, 09:55 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

What a farce

Gemby!
01-25-2004, 09:58 PM
:lol:

NightStalker
01-25-2004, 10:09 PM
LOL! :lol:

DanB
01-25-2004, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by gemby!@25 January 2004 - 22:58
:lol:
Hello Gembs :)

UKMan
01-26-2004, 12:11 AM
:lol: Brilliant, just brilliant :lol:

UKMan

scribblec
01-26-2004, 12:12 AM
thread contains gay

delete now <_<

bigboab
01-26-2004, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:12
thread contains gay

delete now&nbsp; <_<
What are you implying Agnes? :)

scribblec
01-26-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by bigboab+26 January 2004 - 00:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 26 January 2004 - 00:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:12
thread contains gay

delete now <_<
What are you implying Agnes? :) [/b][/quote]
lol agnes :rolleyes:


your know very well what im implying even if you try acting like you dont

bigboab
01-26-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by scribblec+26 January 2004 - 00:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 26 January 2004 - 00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@26 January 2004 - 00:16
<!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:12
thread contains gay

delete now <_<
What are you implying Agnes? :)
lol agnes :rolleyes:


your know very well what im implying even if you try acting like you dont [/b][/quote]
When I was young gay meant happy go lucky, jolly etc, What does it mean now?

scribblec
01-26-2004, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by bigboab+26 January 2004 - 00:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 26 January 2004 - 00:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:20

Originally posted by bigboab@26 January 2004 - 00:16
<!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:12
thread contains gay

delete now <_<
What are you implying Agnes? :)
lol agnes :rolleyes:


your know very well what im implying even if you try acting like you dont
When I was young gay meant happy go lucky, jolly etc, What does it mean now? [/b][/quote]
means your a fag and take it IDB

bigboab
01-26-2004, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:24
means your a fag and take it IDB
I hope you dont mean me Scribbs. What does IDB mean?

scribblec
01-26-2004, 12:28 AM
In Da Back .....

hobbes
01-26-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by bigboab+26 January 2004 - 01:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab &#064; 26 January 2004 - 01:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:24
means your a fag and take it IDB
I hope you dont mean me Scribbs. What does IDB mean?[/b][/quote]
IDB= internet data base
















or "In da butt".

bigboab
01-26-2004, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by scribblec@26 January 2004 - 00:28
In Da Back .....
Interesting I did not know that. :lol:

DanB
01-26-2004, 12:29 AM
As its Scribbs I reckon it means In Da Batty

FunkyDawg76
01-26-2004, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by danb@26 January 2004 - 00:29
As its Scribbs I reckon it means In Da Batty
What?