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Wocus
03-02-2003, 01:31 PM
A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."



A Flaky Blonde

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven

Knuckles187
03-02-2003, 02:08 PM
i got somethign hillarious!




how funny is this! (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act=SF&f=9)

PcH
03-02-2003, 03:14 PM
Q: Where do trees live?

A: In a tree house!